Chapter 1,134 A Few Things About Lilina

Or should I say that different people think about things differently? Lin Xue’s reminder instantly made my mind enlightened.

In fact, until now I have almost forgotten how many research projects Tavel is conducting, and how many of them are in the critical stage, but Lin Xue actually still remembers them and connected the two things immediately. When I got up, I wasn't hopelessly slow. Of course, I immediately thought of the reason: it seemed that even when I didn't know it, this lady who liked to talk harshly had never slacked off. She was always working hard secretly. She can help me at critical moments. Although she always behaves very lack of heart and lungs, as long as I need help, I can always see her shadow around me - as for Qianqian, maybe I just really lack heart and lungs...

So after being stunned for a moment, I immediately looked overjoyed, held Lin Xue's face in my hands and took a sip...

"Hey! You're crazy!" The eldest lady jumped out of my arms as if she had been shocked, squatted on the back of the sofa and stared at this side. Vanilla just turned her head at this time, and after seeing this scene, she was immediately amazed, and He muttered: "Rabbi can also lie on the back of the low couch against the wall like this..."

I was stunned, and then I remembered that the rabbi she was talking about was the timid cat lady, the one who taught children to read and write in the Holy City of Crows. Don't tell me, the eldest lady's behavior after being frightened... is really quite... Like a cat.

"The wrinkles on your smiling face betray the filth in your mind," the eldest lady bared her teeth at me. She also noticed how hunched over she was, leaning against the wall and standing on all fours on the back of the sofa. Shocking. So he jumped down angrily and smartly, and while putting on his socks and looking for shoes, he said, "Okay, it's getting late. I'll change Xiaoxue back when I go home. Remember to supervise her to wash her face and brush her teeth at night, and don't let her stay up late and take bath. Let’s play games together, you know, but that kid has been spoiled to death by you.”

In fact, I want to say that I haven't had time to get used to that girl yet. But in this case, you and her obviously have no reason to argue, so decisive cooperation is the only way out. "Yes, yes, the child's mother -" I replied in a deliberately long voice. Those four sensitive words immediately made the eldest lady's face turn red, and at the same time, Paopao popped out of nowhere: "Hey, she's here. Do you have anything to do with me, her father?"

Me: "..." How come this guy always pops up to make his presence felt?

The eldest lady glared at me and Bubbles for a while (Bubbles was the one who jumped out and got shot), turned around and opened a portal that led directly to her bedroom at home, and her last words dissipated in the air: "I'm going back. Don’t forget what I told you.”

As the words fell, the figure of the eldest lady disappeared in a distorted screen of light, but two seconds later there was a roar from the other side of the portal: "Damn girl!! What did you do to my house!" Put that back!”

Everyone in the living room was stunned by the sudden roar of the Hedong Lion, and their eyes focused on the portal. A moment later, the mass destruction girl Chen Xiaoxue flew out of the space door sideways, and lay on the carpet with a plop: She This was definitely thrown by Lin Xue.

Based on Lin Xue's furious voice just now, I knew that this girl had done something outrageous, how should I put it? Quite expected - and Xiaoxue actually had the nerve to raise her head and give me a silly smile: "Dad, I found a lot of good things in my mother's house - you want to know what color underwear my mother likes?" No?"

I threw Xiaoxue to my sister with an expressionless face: "It's time for you to get an education - and regarding this issue, according to normal ethics and physics, I should know earlier than you."

The moment Xiaoxue was grabbed by the collar by her elder sister, the expression on Xiaoxue's face began to change like a flash across the screen. Finally, he was fixed on a resolute expression, and then he was dragged upstairs by his sister, and there was no movement.

We have two guests here who are not familiar with the inside story. Sakina and Sona are dumbfounded and puzzled as they look at the scene in front of them that does not look like a normal family, but upon careful study, it looks too much like an ordinary family. Zhu Xiaoxue disappeared behind the corner of the stairs on the second floor. Sona showed a worried look and said to me uneasily: "Although I shouldn't talk too much...but the child won't be beaten too badly, right?"

"Hit?" I rolled my eyelids, "My sister doesn't hit people easily. The most serious one is just a slap in the face."

"Then why is your daughter's expression so... tragic?" Sakina couldn't control her curiosity.

I thought about it and found it difficult to answer this question: "How should I put it...my sister must have special powers. Anyway, all naughty children, regardless of size and age, will definitely be as honest as their nemesis when they see my sister. When I was a child Every time I get into mischief, I feel like my sister is the most terrifying creature in the world, bar none."

When Sakina heard this, her curiosity became even more uncontrollable, and she kept asking her sister the reason for her great power. I don't know why this half-dragon girl who has never even been in love is so interested in how to discipline naughty children. Anyway, I can only explain to her based on my own understanding and memory: "I really can't explain. Anyway, my sister's method is to present facts and reason. Xiaozhi uses reason to move emotions. She has an aura about her that matches this. This kind of aura can make you feel as if you have betrayed the whole world after explaining a set of truths to you. The condemnation of your conscience is unprecedentedly huge, and you wish you could kill yourself to thank the world, but you still can't do it, so you are even more condemned. ——That’s what it feels like.”

After recalling the experience of being educated by my sister when I was a child, I couldn't help but feel scared - you think about how bad I was back then. I smashed the school glass and stole the teacher's lunch box, sprinkled pepper noodles into the principal's cigarette box, and imitated the handwriting of the head teacher to teach The director wrote a letter of confession. Thanks to a nemesis like my sister who suppressed me all day long, I have become such a good young man with five principles and four beauties. Otherwise, this year you will only be able to watch my photo post scrolling every day while the legal system is in progress...

Of course, apart from that, what I feel is even more amazing is that Xiaoxue has become what she is now under the premise of being educated by such a powerful parent since childhood. Do you think this girl is so naughty to the point of being so unscientific? When my genes and Lin Xue's genes were mixed, which link produced this mutation that turned magic into decay...

Early the next morning, I was woken up by a box of mercury lamps as usual (an unsuccessful attempt). After throwing the little doll that could accurately fly over with the box and the person in the sleepy state on the sink, I turned and looked out the window. Looking at the sky, I found that it was gloomy outside - it seemed that a spring rain was inevitable, so I gave up the idea of ​​going out for a stroll. When I arrived at the living room on the first floor, I found that Sakina and the others were already awake. They were sitting on the sofa, listening to Lin giving them a lecture with a serious expression - about how to use magic and so on. The little crow was also sitting next to Lin in a decent manner. He looked like a god imparting knowledge to others, but in fact he was chewing nuts and looking around. She neither listened nor lectured. When she saw me appearing, she immediately rushed over happily: "Gah!"

"Did you have a good rest yesterday?" I greeted Sakina and the others with a smile. He asked casually, but Sona showed a strange look on her face, and said slightly uneasily: "Actually...is there anything weird in this house?"

I was stunned at the time: "Huh?"

Sakina stuck out her tongue: "Sona said the house is haunted, and there are always strange noises coming from the surrounding walls at night, but I didn't hear it. I slept like a stone."

Me: "...Anweina!"

The ghost maid immediately popped up from under the table not far away: "Ah? Master, did you call me?"

"It's okay if you like singing, but if it's late at night, try to sing something positive..."

"Oh." The ghost maid nodded obediently and got into the table again. But despite this explanation, I still feel that the situation of being haunted in the middle of the night at home may not improve much - Anweina is known as a soul singer. I guess even if she sings an ode to joy, she can make you hallucinate the desolate autumn wind and the tombs everywhere...

"It's not a ghost, it's Anweina singing... You've also seen it, she's a ghost, she hardly sleeps." I explained to Sakina and the others with some embarrassment, maybe because they have accepted all kinds of things in our family. A strange situation. They didn't even show any more surprised expressions, they just nodded calmly and continued to listen to Lin's lecture. The Dragon God Girl was talking about how to use the power of God to fight. Although she usually looks timid and afraid of being bullied, Lin occasionally becomes serious and has the feeling of a mentor: "You should fight bravely. Wu Qian, no matter what kind of enemy you face, fight it with all your strength. The role of the tail is very important in this process, but the claws cannot be ignored..."

I quickly took out the vanilla bag I was listening to with relish: "This tutorial is not suitable for you, you should..." As I said that, I glanced at the little crow who was chewing the walnut shell, and then looked around the living room: "You should find Lilina is giving you a lecture...Where is Lilina going?"

"Sir Lilina said she wanted to arrange some religious activities in the prayer room."

Prayer room? Arrange a religious event? What tricks does that girl do? In an instant, my curiosity was fully aroused. I put the herbs aside and walked towards the prayer room. The so-called prayer room is on the second floor, next to Lilina's room. It was originally an empty room, and it was once reserved for Dingdang to live in. Later, Dingdang felt that sleeping in the lampshade of my room was the most practical, so that room was left empty. It was transformed into a prayer room by Lilina to symbolize that she is actually a very religious person.

Pushing open the door of the prayer room, the first thing that catches the eye is a giant tree in the center that reaches up to the roof and green vines covering all the walls and ceilings. Due to the support of space expansion of divine magic, the actual area of ​​the prayer room is larger than its theoretical size. The area is more than ten times larger. Lilina arranged the place like a corner of a primeval forest. There is even a stone path between these dense but well-proportioned plants, which winds and leads to behind the giant tree in the center of the room: There is a small altar there - by the way, Lilina's transformation is really big.

The air was filled with a refreshing plant aroma, and Lilina's soft prayer could be heard, which was completely different from the usual chatter: "May God give me eyes to discern the good and evil in the world, and may God give me kindness. , Tolerate all the people of heaven and earth, may God grant me great power, and purify all evil, may God grant me——"

I found the switch of the speaker and pressed it, so the sound of prayers in the air suddenly stopped. Then I found Lilina behind the tree who was busy writing at the desk. I grabbed the guy's ears and slapped him on the face and taught him: "How dare you do that again?" Are you being immoral? Record your prayers and play them in a loop to the jingling statue of God through two loudspeakers. Is there anyone like you who can be the Pope?"

Lilina held my arm and hung it in the air, kicking her legs and yelling: "Boss, boss, let go, it hurts, it hurts..."

"What are you writing about?" I noticed that Lilina had written a large amount of things densely in the small notebook spread out on the table, and she had carefully divided it into chapters. There were even illustrations, so I realized that this girl might really be planning some big event, and I suddenly became curious. "Well, let me take a look... about the preliminary plan for the God's Day celebration... Hey, what is this?"

"It's a celebration of the Goddess of Life." Lilina wrapped her arm around me like an octopus and simply couldn't hang it down. "I just discovered it two days ago. If converted to the New Empire calendar, March 15th is Goddess’s birthday, what a grand day it must be! Christianity still has a Christmas, and I plan to add a Goddess Day to the Goddess of Life Cult..."

I immediately became happy and happily took out Dingdang from my pocket: "Is your birthday coming soon?"

"Birthday? Is that a magical thing?" Dingdang looked at me stupidly, licking the sugar residue at the corner of his mouth, "Ah, I understand. The day when Dingdang fell from the tree? Dingdang can't do that, even the gods can But it’s my birthday, so troublesome…”

I slapped my forehead and thought to myself that I had forgotten this, according to the concept of time of those immortal guys from the Protoss. Any activity plan based on time would probably be nonsense, not to mention having to do the same thing over and over again every three hundred and sixty-five days, which would probably make them bored. If they really just want to get together to celebrate, they can always find countless reasons, such as the small gatherings of the Goddess of Life in the God Realm from time to time, or even eating two hundred kinds of honey to commemorate a little sister. Celebrate. Isn’t that still quite fun? Therefore, there is no need for them to hold any special activities to commemorate the day of their birth.

But even though Dingdang didn't feel anything about her birthday, Lilina looked very motivated. She had already decided to add a religious festival to the Goddess of Life Cult, and listed three large sheets full of celebration activities and holiday matters. While looking at her notebook, Lilina was still explaining to me enthusiastically: "You see, starting from March 15th is the Day of Advent. The celebrations are mainly concentrated on that day. Believers must start from March 14th. Eat the Holy Communion at midnight, and then start the celebrations early the next morning. The entire festival lasts for three days, and then all countries with the Goddess of Life as their national religion should arrange a seven-day holiday. Of course, it is too late this year, but I can arrange it first. This is the first festival. In fact, there is a smaller celebration on April 15th..."

"April 15th? Is there any explanation for that?" I asked strangely, feeling that this day was out of the ordinary.

"Oh, boss, you are so confused - April 15th is the Goddess Full Moon, and there is also a God Full Moon Festival..."

Me: "...Is this okay?"

"What's wrong? Anyway, every move of the goddess is memorable, and who doesn't like to celebrate the holidays," Lilina grabbed the notebook from my hand and started to add things while continuing to mutter, "Then next March On the 15th…”

"Hey, you don't need to say it, I know this," I interrupted Lilina with a slap on the thigh, "March 15th next year is Dingdang's anniversary, right?"

"..." Lilina looked at me with the eyes of a rare animal, "Boss, next March 15th will be the God's Day again... The festival cannot be celebrated like a TV series. What I want to say is, Everything will probably be on track by March 15th next year."

Me: "..." I suddenly felt that my life was already dark. What a stupid question I just asked...

"Okay, that's the basic arrangement. All that's left is to go to the Goddess Temple to make a broadcast." Lilina just made a footnote about the so-called God's Full Moon Festival on April 15th, and then threw the small book aside. , stretching hard, as if she wanted to show off her slender figure to me, "Boss, look, is such a lazy figure uniquely feminine?"

...I stretch my body so much that my whole body creaks. I yawn and drool accidentally. My figure is not even comparable to that of Pandora. How do you want me to answer this pointed question?

"Actually, boss, I'm still thinking about your business."

Lilina saw that I didn't pay attention to her, so she changed the topic. Don't say anything, she immediately attracted my attention again: "My business? What do I have to do?"

"Boss, what is your god's name?" Lilina sat cross-legged in the air with a serious look, her face as fervent as a saint praying, "Think about it, the leader of the Xiling God System who is about to create the third god clan, boss. Are you a veteran cadre on the same level as Father God and Huron God King? You must have a title that belongs to a god. You cannot be called the ordinary Xiling Emperor. You see, Sister Qianqian is the God of Time, and Sister Chen Qian is the God of Time. The goddess of curses, Sister Lin Xue is the god of prophecy...what about you?"

Lilina thought that things would only revolve around her old profession. I really didn't think of this problem, and I also felt that this problem was nothing to care about: "Well, whatever, what's the point of it?"

"No, this is of great significance!" Lilina said firmly, "There must be a name. I have already researched it. The name Holy Father is only suitable for prayer, not your official name as the boss..."

As soon as I heard this, I felt an impulse to be moved. I lifted Lilina up and said, "Hey, let me go, you have noticed this problem! These two words have almost become a big shadow in my life." Do you know?"

Lilina waved her hand at me in an old-fashioned way: "So we have to decide on a new god's name. The Star Territory has Father God, and the Huron has God King. These two names that are easiest to think of and most intuitive have already been taken by others. We can’t use it, so... um... rule it out... Boss, how about you call me Daddy?"

Me: "..." (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation.)