Chapter 1151 If Anything Happens, You Have to Call Home.

"Sorry, the God of War is off work."

The girl named Eva tilted her head and showed a clean and pure smile to Shandora and me - this smile seemed unique to a "saint girl" who grew up in a church district and had almost no contact with human fireworks. It will come out so naturally. Although what she said may be strange, Eva still had a serious expression on her face when she said the words "The God of War is off work." It seemed that she didn't feel there was anything against it at all. Even Mr. Lei next to him His face looked as usual, but slightly regretful.

When I was praying, I suddenly heard a system prompt like that. The God of War also had off-duty hours, and he could leave a voice message to the God by reading specific chapters of the Bible... These things that seemed to me to be commonplace to complain about were not surprising in the eyes of Eva and Lei. .

Sandora and I looked at each other dumbfounded. After a moment, I figured out what was going on: because we were all used to it.

I feel that these things make people laugh or cry because the information about gods that I have been exposed to since I was a child all says that God is serious, rigid, and meticulous. Sandora feels that she can laugh or cry because she knows more gods, among which Most guys are definitely not as stupid as 123, but Eva and Lei in front of them have no such mindset at all. From the moment they were born, Ilson has been a god in this world (I remember hearing it before, 123 That guy came here thousands of years ago), not only people of their generation, but even people several generations above had such a moral character in the impression of the God of War. So this habit has been passed down from generation to generation, and now the locals have regarded "the God of War is sometimes not online" and "reading the Bible Chapter 2, Verse 6 aloud to leave a voice message with God" as a matter of course, and even as natural as natural phenomena. This does not affect their impression of the gods at all - on the contrary, this is the impression the gods leave on them.

Just like believers of the Life God Cult would add their names and addresses as a matter of course after praying...

"Ah, the God of War is off work..." I said in an ethereal voice while looking at the statue of 123, and then a question suddenly popped up, "Oh, that's not right. Didn't you just pray to God and mention the presence of aliens on the Blue Star? Is the matter with the spaceship going? Can I contact you by then?"

"Well, I was able to contact him an hour ago. Maybe the God of War suddenly had something to do so he didn't respond... God once told me that God's power prevents him from making mistakes, so if there is something really important, He will never ignore it, but if it is something of little importance, the prayer may not be conveyed...that's probably it." Eva said in a clear voice, speaking out everything on her mind frankly. He doesn't know how to beat around the bush at all. Hear her words. I suddenly showed a bright smile: Oh, oh, it’s not that important. 123 Are you using your divine power on the system’s automatic reply?

And that guy with a missing thread in his head, someone under your command has already reported the appearance of an alien fleet on his planet, okay? On the occasion of the disappearance of the landlord, you didn't think of anything at all? Sure enough, as Monina said, besides being a good fighter, isn't the only advantage that Ilson has is that he is not picky about food?

I silently complained from beginning to end about the foodie who had his chain all over the floor at that critical moment. Then he raised his head and showed a kind smile to Eva: "Then what...Eva, is it? Now we still have a question: What if it is really a very critical and important thing. And your god just didn't hear it in time. Prayer, how to solve it? I mean, if this situation really happens, don’t you have any way to contact God at all?”

I would like to confirm how 123, this guy who skipped work during working hours, left a way out for himself.

"Are you talking about a way to urgently contact the gods under special circumstances?" Eva opened her eyes wide. "There is indeed a way, but there is really no emergency now, is there? If it is just for experiments, it will be held For this kind of ritual, even if the gods don’t blame it, it shouldn’t be something that believers can do casually: it would disturb the gods too much.”

I knew that the other party would answer like this. She is different from me. I have long stopped treating 123 and the other members of the Protoss Five as gods. At home, those gangsters are just a bunch of people who eat, drink, and sleep around the house. Party, apart from Monina who can also help with cooking, and Uncle Kenser who is harmless to humans and animals, the other three are basically more likely to cause trouble than the last. How do you want me to put them into a group with God? But for the Eva in front of her, the God of War in her mind is supreme, powerful, wise, kind, and just. I am afraid that she would even dare to put the positive words on her own God of War that humans can create and put on males. Using professional terms To describe her as a crazy fan of 123, it is absolutely impossible for her to send harassing text messages to her gods just to satisfy the curiosity of a group of "alien".

However, after Sandora and I made strong demands, Mr. Lei still relaxed a little.

The reason we use is - in order to improve the understanding between two alien civilizations, it is necessary to start by understanding the religious elements of the other party, and if Eva is willing to contact her God of War in front of us, we are also willing to do it for The residents of Azur Star left their own religious books (I have a lot of Jingle Bibles in my portable space), and if the God of War believed in by Azur Star can show enough attraction in front of our eyes, maybe in the future the fifth There will also be believers of the God of War in the fleet - the first few are generally attractive to Mr. Lei, but the last one is a temptation that no devout believer can resist, so the old man is immediately moved.

The Fifth Fleet cannot stay on this planet for a long time. It will even set off in a few days. There are not many opportunities for them to show the power of the God of War in front of Sandora and me. There is no telling when the God of War will show up. Go to work... In short, Mr. Lei didn't want to lose this opportunity, so he nodded decisively to Eva: "Try it, God will understand. Because this is to spread the truth."

Eva looked at her grandfather, then at us, then she lowered her head slightly and said a prayer. Under the curious gazes of Shandora and I, she took off the golden crown on her head, and then took off her crossdress. With the Bible on his body, he carefully put these two sacred war relics into a small compartment behind the pulpit, and then tumbled out of the secret compartment. Come up with a lot of weird stuff.

Next was the moment to witness the miracle. She removed the golden sword on the altar and replaced it with a black eye-shaped coat of arms. She then solemnly put a black princess crown on her head, and then She took out some suspicious red liquid and applied it to her lips. In an instant, her temperament changed from that of a saint to that of a cult priest. Then she took out a remote control from her pocket. Press lightly.

Amidst the rumbling noise, the statue of the God of War behind the pulpit actually lowered. Then a new statue of the god rose up, shaking the earth. This statue is about the same size as the God of War, and is equally lifelike and exquisitely crafted. However, its image is that of a majestic and noble beautiful girl. The statue is surrounded by dark clouds that are not natural products at first glance, making her whole body filled with an eerie feeling. , even close to a terrifying special temperament, but this temperament does not make people feel evil. Instead, it is full of awe-inspiring majesty. The statue of a young girl holds a black dagger in one hand and a shovel in the other... God is restored!

There must be no shovels in this world. I think so……

I know this girl, but her face in my impression is not as cold and stiff as the one on this sculpture. Instead, she wore a sinister smile all day long, or she was so proud after successfully making trouble. The biggest impression she gave me was not majestic at all. I just remembered that the strawberry cake she made was excellent and she loved it. When shopping to buy beautiful jewelry (even though she never saw her wearing it after buying it), among the five protoss slivers, she spends the most money, followed by Bingtis...

After Eva waited for the new statue to rise up, she began a new round of prayer ceremony. It was completely different from the previous prayers - the Bible in her hand was replaced by a large black-covered book, which she had also started from. Taken out from the secret room behind the pulpit.

I:"……"

I know what the so-called alternatives are...

After a while, Eva finished her prayer, pretended to be listening, and then said to us: "God should have heard it and will respond later. I hope you can make God feel worthy of accepting this additional disturbance. "

I opened my mouth and showed an expression that I didn't know if I was crying or laughing, and pointed at the statue of Monina behind me: "Is this your alternative plan? Let his sister answer the phone when the God of War is not at work?"

"How do you know that the God of Shadows is the sister of the God of War?" Eva immediately discovered something very keenly. She looked into my eyes and asked, with a surprise expression on her face, "Ah! Is it possible that the gods your world believes in Is it the God of Shadow?! Oh, Lord, this is great. It seems that these alien visitors are the lucky ones bathed in the same glory as us... I don’t know what the God of Shadow will do when he hears your voice coming from this world. How happy..."

No, I think she would probably be frightened, and then beat 123 till her nose was bruised and her face was swollen before Sandora and I went home.

At this time, I suddenly felt something in my heart, and I had a premonition that I was cheating, so I asked casually: "Then I have a follow-up question - if... the God of Shadows doesn't hear your prayer, then..."

"God is wise." With a happy look on her face, Ina handed over the remote control in her hand. I took it and looked at it, and suddenly felt unsteady under my feet: there were five buttons neatly arranged on it. , the first button is marked with a golden giant sword, the second is marked with a black short knife, the third is marked with a golden sun, the fourth is marked with a giant dragon with fangs and claws, and the fifth is marked with a golden giant sword. A mosquito is drawn next to it.

...I think the fifth one wanted to draw a dragonfly, but there was not enough space - it could also be that there are no dragonflies in the world, so the creator of the remote control couldn't imagine it.

I poked Sandora's arm: "Bringing this thing to the God Realm will keep those five guys imprisoned for eternity."

"...I'm afraid it's useless," Sandora shook her head in confusion (it's not easy for Her Majesty the Queen to show such an expression), "They dare to blatantly support each other, which means that this is probably in compliance with the regulations... But I know so many gods, The guys under Dingdang are indeed an unprecedented combination."

Yes, what purpose did the high-level gods who organized the Dingdang team bring together these five rare problem elements in the world? I can collect all five of them into a group. How much revenge does this have to have on the world?

At this moment, Eva's prayer finally received an answer, and I felt that the atmosphere in the entire church suddenly changed, and a very familiar atmosphere instantly filled the space - as if a certain cook had really come here, and Same everywhere. Although Shandora and I were quite familiar with this aura, so we didn't feel much of it, but Eva and Mr. Lei knelt down in front of the statue in unison and recited something in a low voice devoutly. After a moment, a voice sounded directly from all directions - even giving people the illusion of ringing in their own minds: "Eva. I heard your call, do you have - ah, confused - um, what's the matter with you? ?”

Shandora looked over with watery eyes and held my hand tightly: cooking has started at home.

Eva and Mr. Lei remained calm even when they heard strange content mixed into the "Word of God", as if things like "Ah, it's confusing" were something this world had been accustomed to for thousands of years. Eva holds a Bible. He said respectfully: "God, our world has welcomed visitors from distant lands. They..."

"Ahem. It's me." I finally couldn't remain silent and interrupted Eva's words.

I don’t know if it was an illusion, but as soon as I finished speaking, I heard a strange noise of clinking pots and pans coming from some strange place, and then Monina’s majestic voice suddenly collapsed and became routine. That weird chirping sound: "Ah! Chen? Why is it you?"

Eva and Mr. Lei couldn't react in an instant. They even forgot that they should remain solemn now and jumped up almost as if they were electrocuted. Only then did I suddenly realize that I shouldn't have said hello to Monina so quickly. Monina on the opposite side may have remembered this (or she may be able to see the scene here). Fortunately, the latter is very smart. She immediately changed into that majestic voice and said to her brother's believers: "Eva, I want to talk to the friends you brought. Now exit the church, close the door, and no one is allowed to come in."

It was obvious that Eva's face was full of curiosity, but she still faithfully fulfilled her obligation to obey the gods. With full of confusion, she and her grandfather exited the main hall, when the church door closed with a bang. After that, I exhaled: "Okay, they're leaving."

"Oh, I can speak now," Monina's voice came not from all directions this time, but from the direction of the statue, "Are you... in the world managed by my brother? What's going on? ?”

"It seems that the fleet jumped here at the beginning," I pulled Sandora to find a cushion nearby and sat down, chatting with Monina, "Where is your brother? Why did he lose his chain again at this critical moment? ?”

"My brother went out to chase a girl on the street," Monina blurted out. I knew that Erson was probably not at home - he was probably being dragged by Uncle Kenser to feed the birds in a nearby park. Beat him up. He said before that he had received a report from a believer. At that time, he saw that the early warning system did not respond and put it aside. He did not say what the content was - I never thought he was so brainless. That report was probably about you. Bar?"

"Ah, that's not the case." I told my experience here exactly. Don't tell me, there is a big difference between having a communication system and not having a communication system. Although I can force a connection with Lin Xue, I can I can speak, but it always feels a bit delayed, and the voice quality is not optimistic. However, through the dedicated line of the Protoss, the communication quality has improved. Through Monina’s voice, I can even hear the banging of pots and pans on the other side. The sound of Little Bubble breaking into the kitchen and screaming...

Wait, why would theoretically direct spiritual communication always have this kind of voiceover?

"Oh, I'm cooking. I'm afraid I'll burn it again if I use the mental connection. I'm currently using the external management terminal." Monina said naturally. Then a picture vividly popped up in my mind: in the church in the mortal world, many believers were praying devoutly and listening to the teachings of gods. But in the divine world, their gods were wearing aprons and wandering around the stove while cooking. While talking to believers about the truth, there was an iPad placed in the cupboard in front of the god...

Suddenly I feel that once I accept this setting, it feels very interesting!

"Okay, I'm done with the work at hand." At this time, there was a sound of a spatula from Monina's side, and the sound of protest from Little Bubbles, who came over to try to steal something to eat, but was taken away by an adult, "Huh. , this is really good news, I finally know where you are, so you can come back soon - a group of people here are worried to death... Anweina, we are running out of soy sauce!"

Anweina's ethereal voice seemed to come from a very far away place (because the kitchen at home is really big): "Oh, I know, Little Diwen has already gone out to buy - well, who have you been talking to just now? Woolen cloth?"

"Your master."

As soon as Monina finished speaking these words, I started counting down. The moment the count from three to one, there was a banging sound as expected, and then the voice of the ghost maid rang through the church: "Master?! Master !!Have you contacted the master!? Master, where are you? Are you not injured? Is the mistress here too? Are you all okay? Have you had dinner? I heard that the master is trapped in another world. Is it really okay? ? There are no enemies there, right? By the way, Master, we have dinner at home..."

"Stop now!" I yelled in a panic to stop Anweina from talking, and looked at Her Majesty the Queen beside me, whose eyes were already glowing green, "Sandora is still hungry, don't say such irritating things. Sandora is still hungry. Dora, please bear with me, we will have dinner later..."

Shandora smacked her lips: "But Arjun, I'm really hungry... Why don't we just go home now? I already know which world it is, so can I just teleport back to it?"

I thought so. It seems that there is no problem in going back now: the only positioning problem that hindered the fleet has been solved after confirming the patron saint of this world. However, just as I was thinking this, another sound suddenly sounded in the church. A voice:

"Mumu, I'm afraid you can't leave that world just yet..."

Is it the eldest lady? She came out of the coffin? (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation.)