Chapter 1,168 Even Though Life Is a Mess

No one thought that this group of mysterious creatures that had just emerged from their shells in theory could be so destructive. When we found out, these little guys had already started digging holes in the floor with close cooperation-obviously , after discovering that the surrounding Holy Light Barrier was too strong to break through, they thought of digging a hole in the ground to escape. A dozen little guys gathered in a circle in the middle and worked hard to dig the floor, while other little guys lined up outside to transport the excavated waste to a distant place. And the tools they use to dig holes and transport waste are...

Their eggshells.

When I saw this scene, I felt that the corners of my mouth were so stiff that I couldn't even cigarette. These little guys used the eggshells on their bodies as tools to wave them around. The solid building materials faced these theoretical problems. The calcification that should be very fragile was actually blown up by the digging dust. I can only attribute this to the little crow: due to her hatching or charging of eggs, these eggshells are probably stronger than interstellar alloys. You can think of the concept of the lollipop that Dingdang gnawed.

Taking advantage of her body, Anweina immediately sank into the floor and passed through the wall into the basement. After a moment, her head came up: "Great, Master, I haven't dug through yet, I have reinforced the ground with a holy light barrier. "

At this time, the little creatures who were digging the hole obviously found that the situation had changed. Their eggshells encountered a layer of hard barriers made of the same material as the surrounding walls. Although the underground barrier was more fragile than the surrounding barriers, it was not These little things that are ten centimeters tall can handle it. So the "construction team" who was digging the hole put down their tools dejectedly after a heated argument. Many little ones sat on the ground dejectedly and began to be in a daze: they had no choice.

"It feels quite pitiful." Qianqian was lying on the Holy Light Barrier with a look of unbearable expression. "Look, they can dig holes, which means they are also very smart, right? They can also cry and laugh. Let them out. …”

"Of course, I didn't want to keep them locked up at first," I said, "but now I don't know how to place these little things. They seem to be completely unable to communicate and speak. They can't understand our words either. And I just want to run out, if I'm not careful I might cause a scene. By the way, where's the little crow?"

"Gah! Master called me?" The little crow immediately jumped out from nowhere and looked at me expectantly.

I pointed at the "chicken cage" and said, "You made these, can you command them?"

"Huh?" Little Crow tilted his head and thought for a while, then leaned over and lay on the Holy Light Barrier. I motioned to Bingtis to remove the sound insulation, and instantly the "chirping" sound that made people's heads as big as a bucket resounded throughout the living room. At this time, the little crow clapped his hands to attract the attention of the little split creatures, and a surprising thing happened: all the little ones immediately rushed over and swarmed around. The chirping sounds were unprecedentedly loud, and they even piled up into a hill and tried to rush towards the direction of the little crow. This scene is like the scene where the chicks cheer for joy after the female bird returns to the nest - except that the nest is a bit bigger, and the female bird is unreliable.

"Great, it turns out that the little crow can communicate with them," Qian Qian clapped her hands and laughed, "Then what were we busy with just now?"

Everyone: "...Haha."

Actually, it’s not our fault that we had brain cramps at the time. The main problem was that no one included Little Crow as a candidate who could help. In everyone's impression, this bird's skills are basically eating and sleeping, with random interludes to play. The biggest thing she has ever done is leading us to the Old Fifteen Days Area, and that was while we were lost. It can be done. Her cute image is deeply rooted in people's hearts. Who can connect her with serious things? If nothing else, if one day the world ends, I will give you three places for you to choose to fight with aliens. Then you would definitely rather choose your own class teacher than fill in yourself. Of course, your purpose of filling in your class teacher is also worth considering...

The little crow communicated with those little things for a while, and both sides seemed to understand. It's just that their communication methods are unknown. In my opinion, those unclear "chirps" and slaps on the arms are as unclear as watching the live broadcast of the Six-Party Talks. But in the end, the two parties reached a consensus, and the little crow raised his head: "Master! They are hungry!"

"...Is that why they demolished the house and pried off the furniture?"

"Then they go out to bask in the sun!"

Me: "..." Okay, the first one is satisfying. The second one, I guess we have to move these little guys to Shadow City somewhere. Perhaps before that, we need to notify the research institute to prepare a closed place with enough space to transfer these mysterious creatures.

"Yes, let's feed these first...what do they eat?" I suddenly remembered this key point mid-sentence, because although these little guys are theoretically hatched from eggs, they have nothing to do with poultry. Relationship, they are the extension of the little crow's power. The crow god's divine power attaches to matter and catalyzes these lives between entities and elements. What does this creature... eat?

Is it plugged into a 220v socket to charge?

The little crow thought for a while, clapped his fingers and said, "Mouse, grass seeds, grasshoppers, and the vegetables cooked by mother!"

"...You came here according to your own preferences, right?" I pinched the little crow's cheek, "Also! You are not allowed to eat mice and bugs!"

The little crow let out a despondent "Oh" and continued to communicate with the group of little creatures he hatched. After a while, he looked at me and said, "Master, they want to eat vegetable leaves. One of them ran into the kitchen just now and found the vegetable leaves. They want to eat the leaves."

A mini Medivh emerged from the crowd of her friends, waving a small piece of green vegetables with a ring of teeth marks in her hand to greet us. It seemed that she was the one who broke into the kitchen.

The food problem for the little guys was solved in this way. After a little experiment, we determined that they are a group of absolute vegetarians. They only eat vegetables, especially raw leaves. They can also eat things like peanuts, but Absolutely no meat. We fed the schizophrenia like chicken farm employees (why does this sound weird?), and then continued discussing where to place these little guys. Anweina, Saeko and her sister went to prepare breakfast for the family: thanks to these little devils. Our family hasn't eaten yet, but they have eaten first. Shandora has a tendency to go berserk. She is lying next to the Holy Light Chicken Coop (no mistake), drooling and muttering to herself: "My egg noodles, my egg-filled pancakes, my scrambled eggs with green onions, my cakes, mine……"

A group of little things who were busy nibbling vegetable leaves were frightened by the resentful voice and eyes, and huddled together and shivered.

In Sandora's eyes, these little devils hatched from eggs seemed to have returned to the egg stage. When I saw this, I quickly dragged her back. I stuffed a handful of snacks into her mouth, which saved the lives of the eggs.

"Master, Master," I am thinking about whether I should inform Shadow City now to build an ecological chicken farm... raise... I really don't know how to describe it. Anyway, you can just watch and understand. Anyway, I am When I was thinking about this, I suddenly felt someone tugging on my sleeve. It turned out to be Little Crow. She seemed to have something to report, "These children. They can live on me!"

I was still immersed in my own thoughts. After hearing this, I basically replied without thinking: "Oh. Okay." Then after a few seconds, I was shocked: "What?!"

The little crow pointed at a group of mini versions of itself that were snatching food like chicks: "They can live in me!"

The living room became quiet, and I could only hear the rustling of the little devils nibbling vegetable leaves not far away. I thought about it and thought that the little crow might be hungry, but soon the latter repeated it word by word. , and he looks quite impatient: whenever what he says is questioned by others, Little Crow will behave like this. That means the little girl is serious.

Then we found out what the little crow meant: she said she was going to transform into the crow god form.

After all the little devils had eaten, we covered the entire house in a camouflage barrier. At the same time, the space in the yard was expanded to leave room for Medivh to transform. After a burst of lightning, thunder and wind, the 100-meter-long crow god appeared in front of everyone. Then Anweina opened all the windows in the living room, ice Thies also removed his own Holy Light chicken coop (I no longer feel violated at all).

The next second, a spectacular scene appeared.

Countless black crows, nearly half a meter long, poured out of the living room. They were shrouded in dark shadow flames and scorching arcane lightning, like a storm intertwined with darkness and light, gradually forming a wind column of lightning and thunder in the high altitude, as the storm formed by the crows gradually took shape . What hit us was the frenzied energy that made a character like Bingtis unable to help saying "Oh!" This scene was unexpected by everyone. We had already considered the transformation space we prepared for the little crow. Her energy pouring problem expanded to quite a large area, but when the Crow Storm took shape, we discovered that the space was still too small, so that 123, the most resistant guy, had to quickly switch to the god form and separate himself and The outer camouflage barrier fuses together to prevent energy leakage. Soon, the shadow crows that crazily poured out from the house were finally in place, forming a hurricane that was probably nearly one kilometer high, and the energy it leaked was even greater, setting off a scorching cyclone due to the violent energy turbulence. A reddish round light cluster can be faintly seen in the cyclone: ​​this is a sign that the atmosphere has begun to become plasma. At the same time, what makes us feel even more unbearable is the harsh sounds coming from all directions——

Visually, there are nearly a thousand crows (perhaps not that many, but the dazzling sight left me no time to count) crows gathering together to make a loud noise. Can you imagine what this is? I swear, the only comparable sound I have ever heard in my life is the chorus of ten thousand Misaka sisters...

So we put on earplugs and looked up at the sky blankly, watching the crow storm getting bigger and bigger. Lilina let out a long "oh" and said in the spiritual connection: "Boss, this cannot be explained by the conservation of mass." It’s clear.”

"Damn it, everything related to that stupid bird is going to cause some trouble," Bingtis strengthened his protection blessing for everything in the barrier (including our house), "It seems that after she turned into a crow, After entering the god state, all the split creatures also transformed, and they are all small crow gods... Oh, okay. It seems that the crows have stabilized..."

After Bingtis finished speaking, the tornado-like, dark shadow crows high in the sky finally stopped their manic rotation. With a loud cry from the giant crow Medivh, more than a dozen streams of crows branched out from the crow storm. The torrent of shadows, these tributaries formed by the formation of crows, rushed towards the direction of Medivh. The latter spread its wings that covered the sky, so we saw the split-life crow gods burrowing into the feathers of the giant crows one by one. Below, it disappeared as if it had merged into it.

The whole process lasted for more than ten seconds before the storm of crows in the sky was completely absorbed by Medivh, and the clear blue sky reappeared above everyone. The black-faced 123 fell from the air with a clang, and then jumped up: "Oh my god, Monina, please smell it, I am at least six years old now!"

"Gah!" The little crow, which had transformed into a human form again, came bounding in front of everyone, and called out in acknowledgment, hoping to attract my attention, "Master! Put the children away!"

I thought about it and felt that the strength control training for this stupid bird would have to start all over again: obviously, her growth rate has been too incredible, and the group of egg spirits she hatched looked far from being used to show off their cuteness... …

If she suddenly released such a flock of crows in the middle of a fight. Do you think the enemy on the opposite side will be braised or grilled?

Since those mini-Medivians were left unattended when they turned into mini-crow gods, the house is now a mess. Visually we need a whole new set of furniture and appliances, and the ceiling needs to be refinished. Breakfast was completely ruined, and the family could only order takeout from Shadow City. Miss Lin’s favorite tea set was spread evenly at the door of the balcony, and a shallow nine-link chain was plated on the wall, and the group of little devils from before A large hole, ten centimeters deep, was also dug in the floor: this also needed to be repaired.

After breakfast, Little Crow received two hours of moral education from her sister and Anweina - even though she didn't understand it. The five protoss gang members personally came to the battle to explain to her how to control her own information disturbance power - even though she didn't understand it. She didn't understand, and in the end Lilina prepared a new round of learning plan for the stupid bird - even though she might not understand either.

...it all seems a long way off: if we don't soon make the little crow realize the essential difference between herself and other poultry.

Finally, my sister and Anweina made a temporary decision: they will no longer be able to eat eggs at home for some time to come. Of course, duck eggs are not acceptable. Any poultry eggs must be kept away from the sight of the little crow, because we are not sure whether this silly guy will have regarded hatching eggs as his own instinct, which is as irreversible as her nest building. And next time, No one can tell what will hatch from her egg.

Shandora was the one who regretted this the most, and she said goodbye to her egg noodles with tears. Her egg-filled pancakes, her scrambled eggs with chopped green onions, her cakes... Then she also joined the ranks of criticizing and educating Little Crow.

Miss Lin and I locked the other culprit who caused all this into the room and ordered her to write a three thousand word review to review her mistakes - and she was not allowed to use Baidu.

certainly. We also thought about something before: these mini crow gods hatched from little crows may have great potential. You see, when the little crow turns into a god form, the split organism will also gain strength and can even form a crow storm of that size. Although the specific combat effect is still unknown, it seems to be quite powerful. I also briefly considered letting the little crow continue to hatch eggs to grow her flock, but then I thought about it...

At least until this stupid bird can control the existing crows (based on the movements when retrieving the crows, we know that she is still in the instinctive stage in this regard), it is not a good idea to let her hatch anything...

While the family was busy cleaning up the living room and kitchen, which were most affected by the disaster, a portal suddenly appeared at the entrance, and then a long-lost voice came from inside: "I'm back...ah...ah! Gas explosion ?”

I turned my head and glanced at the person who came, and was surprised to find that it was a fox dog... It was Yakumo Lan. Behind her was Cirno, whom I hadn't seen for a long time. Of course, you can ignore that idiot before he turned into a refrigerator. Yakumo Lan But it must be welcomed warmly: "Hey, fox, long time no see, I thought you wouldn't come back. Don't mind, the child just demolished the house while playing with eggs..."

"Well, it is indeed your child..." Lan raised her tail high and carefully found a place to stay in the ruins. There was no surprise in her tone. It seemed that the empire's naughty child She has long been accustomed to this skill: especially when she is often used as a pillow by Xiaopao or Xiaoxue, "Actually, I came back several times, but you were not there."

I thought about it and realized that I had been on "business trips" quite frequently in the past two months. When I was outside, I did hear that the fox came home in the letter home from Anweina, so I smiled awkwardly: "Oh. , I forgot... I said why are you raising your tail so high? You usually run around wildly on the land outside, why do you suddenly become mysophobic after being out for a few days? "

Lan shook his huge tail and said, "I just had an ion perm before I came here. I'm afraid it will deform..."

Me: "..." Then I noticed that the tip of her tail was still curled, and it looked like the Flaming Mountain!

"There have been a lot of strange shops in Monster Town recently," Lan finally came to us smoothly, turned around and shook his flaming mountain-like tail proudly, "Goblin washing, cutting, blowing, etc., you should go and take a look."

I imagined the scene of Yakumo Murasaki appearing in front of me with an afro, and I suddenly felt shuddering.

Hats off to the goblins for their professionalism.

Yakumo Lan happily told us about his experience of returning to his parents' home, while Cirno began to clamor for something to eat. Looking at the fox dog + home appliance duo in front of me, which I had not seen for several days, I felt comfortable. Although life is still messy, this mess should be what I enjoy - we now have instant cold drinks, and we no longer have to worry about the stinky problem of some naughty children at home who won't sleep without pillows, which is great. Congratulations, congratulations.