Chapter 1,167 Hatching Eggs

After listening to Bingtis’s talk about the inevitable connection between lack of mind and becoming a god, I feel that my outlook on life and the world have undergone major changes. The most significant feature is that I can no longer look directly at the four words "Eternal Life". , according to Bingtis's theory, these four words will be the broad road to Qingshan Mental Hospital: when they are used on mortals with fragile and changeable emotions. "

You said that I was so full that I discussed my gross outlook on life with that unscrupulous female gangster!

I guess part of Bingtis's theory is correct, that is, if you want to live a long time, you must be able to resist trouble, but the way of interpreting this sentence has absolutely nothing to do with the female gangster's theory of being short-sighted. ...Okay, maybe a dime, but definitely not more than a piece. I admit that a guy who can deal with everything calmly is definitely closer to God than a idiot who is nervous about everything, but Bingtis's fierce way of living is really not something that ordinary people can copy. : After she finished talking about her outlook on life with me yesterday afternoon, she received a "phone call" from the God Realm. It seemed like her father called to ask about Bingtis's recent work situation (don't forget, Bingtis is still the capital of the God Realm in Xiling Where is the First Ambassador?) Sister Bing got angry with her father within a few words. The last sentence she said was: "I just ate when I was full at Chen's house, fell asleep, and ate. Didn't I mean that I didn't submit the report for two months?" Are you going to kill me?"

…This lifestyle is really hard to replicate.

I don’t know what happened, but early this morning, I felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere. When I came to the living room to take a look, I found that the situation was really strange: there was a circle of people gathered in the living room, as if it was a three-chamber trial, and There are also figures of Sister-sama and Anweina inside. He suddenly woke up from the dazed state of getting up, and couldn't help but move forward curiously: "What's the matter? Are you getting up early for a meeting?"

"Educating the children." Miss Lin was as punctual as an alarm clock. At this time, she was already leaning on the small sofa in my living room, sipping black tea. She seemed to be watching the three-chamber trial, and she raised her finger when she heard my voice. Pointing to the center of the crowd, I noticed that Xiao Wuyao and Xiaoxue were surrounded by a circle of people. They both lowered their heads and looked like they were repenting.

I don’t think it’s surprising that Xiaoxue was being scolded. She usually doesn’t get scolded anyway, but what mistake did a well-behaved child like Little Crow make today? When I asked this question, Anweina, the little crow's "mother", immediately replied with a subtle expression: "Steal eggs, in large quantities."

"Stealing eggs?" I froze at the corner of my mouth, and my eyes instantly fell on the little crow. The little girl lowered her head and couldn't see her expression. She only saw her little hands twisting together, like a normal naughty child with a good attitude towards admitting mistakes. , maybe noticing my gaze, the little girl suddenly raised her head and looked over from under her dark blue-purple bangs with a pair of big tearful eyes: "Master, help me!"

"In the past two days, the eggs in the kitchen have been disappearing inexplicably, and it has become more and more serious. At first, they were missing, then they were lost in pounds. This morning, more than 200 pounds of eggs have disappeared." My sister's expression was dumbfounded. Also, please don’t be curious about why there are two hundred kilograms of eggs stored in the kitchen at home: We have a Shandora at home. “At first, I thought Shandora got up hungry at night and ate it, but last night Anwei When Na was cleaning the house, she happened to pass by the kitchen and discovered that Medivh stayed up every night and went to the kitchen to steal eggs after twelve o'clock..."

Me: "...I'll go, what is this kid doing stealing eggs?"

The little crow heard my voice, shrank its neck and said in a voice like a gnat: "Hatch..."

Me: "..." Did any strange words appear just now?

"That's it, she's hatching eggs," Anweina sighed, stretched out her hand and hit the little crow on the head lightly: there was no way to describe the severity of the punishment, but it made the silly bird grin. "It's already connected. For a week, Little Devin went to the kitchen every night to steal eggs and take them back to her room to hatch. Master, this child needs education."

Why do you think there is such a living treasure around me? Although I knew before that this stupid bird didn't have a very good brain, I really didn't expect her to be able to go out to the kitchen to steal eggs and hatch them. What could she do if she was so creative?

I silently glanced at the little crow who was already twisting around restlessly, trying hard to ignore this girl's cute plot to kill people. My eyes fell on Xiaoxue: "Where is this one? What mistake did she make?"

Lin Xue covered her face: "How do you think the stupid bird knows that chicks can hatch from eggs?"

Me: "..." At this time, I can probably just laugh, right?

After all, it turned out to be just two naughty kids doing something troublesome again. This kind of thing happens countless times at home every day, and it is considered a daily routine for our family. Although in many cases, they cause my sister a headache, on the other hand, it is actually quite interesting: you can use a normal mentality to see how much trouble these crazy kids can make, and every time you have this mentality , I can feel the same sense of surprise as a scientific discovery in these naughty kids: the lower limit is constantly being refreshed. In fact, I think the little crow stealing eggs is nothing, although the amount of food she wastes is indeed a bit large. As a result, as soon as I expressed this idea, I was opposed by my elder sister: "Things are not that simple. You'd better go to Little Crow's room and take a look."

My intuition told me that this was definitely not a good thing, but driven by infinite curiosity, I couldn't help but go to the second floor to take a look. After opening the door of Little Crow's room, the first thing that caught my eye was of course her picture. Unique bed: The little crow made a nest by piling up sticks, clothes and bedding that she collected everywhere. She is still used to sleeping in the nest. And in this huge bird's nest, the ones jumping around are...miniature crows.

As soon as I pushed the door open and walked in, I was stunned by the sight before me. Hundreds...no, maybe more, simply swarms of super-miniature Medivhs were jumping around in the bird's nest in the center of the room, and there were Some little ones are emerging from the chandeliers on the roof, the cabinets in the corners, and under the beds. Each of them looks the same, ten centimeters tall, and wears a mini skirt. They are like a smaller version of Medivh, walking around barefoot. Running around. Many of these miniature versions of Medivh seemed to be unable to walk well, and they almost somersaulted every two steps. Some were simply crawling around on the ground, and some who looked a little smarter gathered in a pile and chatted enthusiastically: I have no idea what I am communicating. There are also some mini Medivhs who even have eggshells on their heads. What's even more ridiculous is that they probably didn't control their strength well when they broke out of the shell. Half of their bodies were still in the eggshell, and only a pair of short legs could be seen underneath. Running around, it looks like an egg turning into sperm.

And on the wall of the room, I also saw a lot of eggshells piled together. There were many mini Medivhs picking up eggshells from all corners of the room and throwing them onto the eggshell mountain. The division of labor was clear and the cooperation was skillful, as if they had been professionally trained. . It was just a mistake in my busy schedule. A mini Medivh with a large piece of eggshell on her head happened to be passing by. As a result, she was caught by her sister and threw her towards the Eggshell Mountain. Then all the mini Medivh nearby were seen. There was a commotion and they rushed forward to rescue. Eggshell Mountain collapsed...

The door suddenly opened and a stranger broke in, which of course immediately attracted the attention of these little creatures. Almost in the blink of an eye, I was surrounded by these... little creatures that I don’t know how to classify. They were jumping around. A bunch of people gathered at my feet, and the noise of chirping came towards me. I listened carefully...it was really chirping! They weren't talking, the sounds they made from their throats were exactly the kind of chirping sounds that only fledglings would make!

I have no idea how these ten centimeter-tall guys hatched out of such small eggshells... No, that's not the crux of the problem! !

I almost jumped down from the second floor and rushed in front of everyone: "I wonder what is going on upstairs! What kind of creatures are those little things!"

"So the situation is not just as simple as a bird stealing an egg..." Lilina looked up to the sky and sighed, then pointed at my shoulder, "Boss, one came out."

"Chichi!" A cry of a young bird also sounded on my shoulder as Lilina finished speaking. The corner of my eye twitched and I looked sideways, and then a ten centimeter-high small Medivh came into view. , this little creature that I don’t know what it is or how to classify it is sitting on my shoulder with its legs crossed, curiously looking at the huge head (mine...) in front of me, with a small half of an eggshell on its head. After looking at me for a while, the little guy tilted his head and the eggshell fell off.

Then I saw her turn into a bolt of lightning and come to the ground, and start running around looking for her eggshells.

Turned into a bolt of lightning... Is he born with the talent of being a master of elements? What on earth did the little crow create? What kind of thing is this!

While I was dazed, I heard another cry of chicks coming from the corner of the stairs. Everyone looked around and saw a timid miniature Medivh sticking her head out from the handrail of the stairs. Behind her, It's the second one, the third one...

"Chichi! Chichi! Chichi!" Almost instantly, the cry of the chicks came from all over the living room, and countless strange creatures with staggering steps and even eggshells on their heads appeared from every corner. , and started running around like a disaster. When I opened my eyes, I was at my own home. When I closed my eyes and listened to the noise, I felt like I was in a chicken farm. The whole room was in a panic and began to yell and chase the little creatures that were wandering around. Lilina looked at me with a collapsed face: "Boss! Didn't you close the door just now?!"

"Uh, I forgot." I replied honestly with a shrug. Three or four miniature Medivhs fell from the chandelier and hit me. Then they started jumping around on my shoulders and head, and jingle bells came from my breast pocket. She got out of it, holding two toothpicks in her hands in a violent fighting posture, and shouted an ultimatum to these invaders who were slightly smaller than her but were huge in number: "Go away! Go away! This is Dingdang's home! Don't you want to You can look around, that's Dingdang's bedroom... that's Dingdang's kitchen... that's Dingdang's warehouse!"

Me: "..." These are my clothes, okay?

A Ding Dong and three mysterious creatures were attacking the city on my shoulder, fighting to protect their home and open up living space. More small creatures were screaming and running away, behind them were trying to capture these little guys. Sandora, the theoretical real owner of the family, shouted to Anweina to close all the doors and windows. Her sister loudly reminded everyone to be careful under their feet and not to step on those little ones. Lin was ordered to stand motionless on the coffee table. : She is too destructive, and Pandora and Viska are also standing with her. The reason is that the two little ones tried to stick a colloid bomb on the large cabinet. Everywhere you look, there are people jumping on their backs and shouting, and the excitement is even worse than the vegetable market at 9:30 in the morning. I reached out blankly and grabbed a mini Medivh that flew past my eyes. The latter screamed and beat my thumb hard with its small fist. Finally, I lowered my head and bit it down: Judging from the strength, the fighting ability should be still there. Not as good as jingle. Lin Xue looked at all this with stunned eyes and sadness, muttering to himself: "Asshole... It took us an hour to catch them all after we got up early... You lazy pig, just sleep a lot, wake up first One incident actually released them all!"

I laughed awkwardly, confusedly, and stupidly, but the eldest lady still gave me a decisive kick.

When everyone was busy catching those strange creatures, the little crow seemed to feel that she had nothing to do, so she stood up and walked to the kitchen in a swagger: she wanted to eat. Xiaoxue, on the other hand, tiptoed towards the stairs. But the actions of the two naughty children did not escape the eyes of the sharp-eyed Prophet Lin. The eldest lady shouted: "You two little bastards over there! Stop!"

This is like a violent rhythm. I began to think about whether I should excuse myself from going to court today due to illness.

Nearly an hour passed, and the overflowing miniature Medivh was finally gathered together. Bingtis used the Holy Light Barrier to make a large fence with a roof, and everyone threw away the mysterious creatures they caught. Inside, my sister counted them one by one: "Two, four, six... Hey, why is there one more?"

A green figure jumped up in the middle of a crowd of mini Medivhs squeezing around: "Let Ding Dong out! Let Ding Dong out! 123 You fool! 123 You fool! You are guilty of the following! Ding Dong will definitely bite you. Yes! Wow, what do you little dwarfs want to do? Don’t… don’t lick it!”

I never expected that Dingdang would also find a sense of height superiority: even though she was only less than two centimeters taller than those strange little creatures.

Bingtis opened a gap in the Holy Light Barrier, allowing Dingdang to get out of it, and then decisively turned the "cage" into silent mode: The movement of those little things was too great, and then I put Little Crow and Xiaoxue Pressed on the sofa again: "Okay, can someone explain what's going on? Those things...could they be little crows..."

Before I even said it, I felt that this thing was beyond words, because no matter from any angle, those little things seemed to be hatched. Based on the context, I found out that they were hatched by crows after stealing eggs. How many times do you think if we had a biologist in our family, we would have been pissed to death by now?

"What else can happen," my sister sighed, "You also know that eggs bought from the market cannot hatch chicks."

I nodded, although I felt that the topic in my heart was indeed moving in the most interesting direction, and there was no turning back.

"But the little crow is a god. She hopes that something will hatch from the eggs." My sister pointed to the little girl who was playing with her fingers. "Now it seems that she has injected her power into those eggs. Then of course what she created was her own schizoite. In the past week, she stole several hundred kilograms of eggs and kept charging them. Last night, all the schizoites broke out of their shells."

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I'll go, how come... no one notices this?"

Anweina rubbed her hands apologetically: "Master, it was all my negligence... I should have noticed that little Diwen has been acting strangely these days. And she has not let me enter her room. I thought this child was just an ordinary child." It’s just a joke.”

From a certain point of view, Anweina is right. The little crow is indeed just playing around, but her playfulness has a major premise: this little girl also bears the title of God of Crows. She is a god who truly possesses the power of a god and can produce symbolic effects and various information disturbances. More importantly, she is a god whose intelligence is basically the same as Dingdang's, whose common sense is basically the same as **, and whose self-control is on par with Qian Qian's. She is a god. It can be said that she is a master who combines all the weird things in our family. For such a living treasure, how can her playfulness be tolerated by normal people?

"The question now is how to deal with these little things. We have been discussing this all morning." My sister talked about it a lot today. "It is not yet clear whether these split organisms have intelligence. Even if they do, They are probably on par with animals, but each of them has a small part of the strength of a small crow. If left alone, they might cause a lot of trouble driven by their instincts. But if you want to raise them... this is considered raising a group of people. What about the little animals or do they have a group of ancestors?”

I glanced at Dingdang, and based on my work experience, they were probably a group of ancestors.

"Speaking of which, I think this might be a good thing," Qianqian had been looking up at the sky since just now and didn't know what she was thinking. Then she suddenly spoke, "Ajun, do you think the Crow God system is used? Is this how you reproduce?"

I:"……?"

Who will stop this destroyer of three views!

Qianqian clapped her fingers and expressed her opinions one by one: "Look, there are four major divine systems in the Star Territory. Each divine system has a main god and a group of ordinary gods below, but we only have one Crow God, which cannot be regarded as a god. OK?"

"Don't tell me that all the Crow Gods in the future will be hatched." I looked at Qianqian with my mouth twitching, and the corner of my eye fell on the holy light cage made by Bingtis, with countless mini Medivhs. They looked agitated because they were locked up, squeezing around inside, and even stacked them into human ladders. Obviously, just locking these little guys up was not an option. Well, it seems that not all the mini Medivhs are running around in panic. Among the group of small creatures, there is a group of guys who seem to be doing something in an organized manner. I stood up curiously and took a look, and I was shocked:

"Go to the basement! They're digging holes!