Chapter 1,171 The Chaotic Life Is Moving Forward

In front of me, there was a cup of green tea, filled with hot steam and fragrant fragrance. Two miniature little guys stood next to the tea cup. One had dark blue-purple, metallic luster hair and looked exactly like a little crow. The other one has long green hair and green clothes, with two pairs of restless translucent little wings flapping back and forth behind him. Well, it was the newly born mini Medivh who was curiously studying the tea with Dingdang. The former was picking up the rim of the teacup and scooping water out of it with his own eggshell fragments, while the latter was directly reaching into the teacup to grab tea leaves for snacks. He was enjoying himself, being innocent and cute - this scene made me feel calmer. Come down.

Because sitting across from me is an incredible creature that can hatch a mini version of itself from a ping pong ball.

Sure enough, it’s still impossible to calm down! This is indeed a situation that is impossible to calm down!

"I said, girl..." I added some hot water to the tea cup under the curious gaze of the mini Medivh, and said to the little crow in front of me, "Didn't I tell you that I won't let you hatch eggs? , but now you are still young and cannot take care of so much at one time..."

Just as I was mid-sentence, I heard a loud crashing sound coming from the side. Qian Qian ran in carrying a big box on her shoulders and shouted, "We've collected them all. There's quite a lot!" The box was placed on the coffee table.

I looked up and saw everything in the box: table tennis balls, tennis balls, light bulbs, balls of thread, gashapon, walnuts, master balls, and even a steaming vegetable bun with a fragrant smell...

"Ah haha, this is what I want to eat." Qian Qian laughed and picked out the vegetable buns. As usual, he broke it into two halves and gave me half, "Ajun, do you want to eat it? My sister just steamed it."

I took the vegetable buns from Qian Qian stiffly. This girl was really calm and optimistic. I guess the first priority in her mind right now was to share the vegetable buns with her boyfriend and then discuss world peace. It doesn't matter. I turned my head and glanced at the opposite side, and found that the little crow was looking directly at the steaming food in Qianqian and I's hands, and then stretched out his little hand with a matter-of-fact expression: "Master, I will eat too!" There was no hint of concern at all. Consciousness in training. In fact, I even doubted that she knew she had made a mistake again.

Naughty kids like Xiaoxue are difficult to deal with because her moral index is relatively low, but no matter what, Xiaoxue still knows when she gets into trouble and will be punished. Naughty kids like Xiaowu are actually even more difficult than Xiaoxue. Because not only does she have no moral index, but in most cases she doesn’t even realize that she has caused trouble. Even after being taught by the whole family for a whole day, she can still run around laughing. From a certain perspective, . If this shameless ability and toughness could be put into use in shield technology, maybe our deep-diving ship would reach the other side of the abyss by now... I don't think so. I still gave the bun to the little girl to prevent her from crying.

"Okay, do you really think these things will be..." Sandora had been sitting next to her without saying a word. At this time, she couldn't help but frowned and interrupted. She looked at the large box on the coffee table, which was in a mess. The only thing in common was The dots are all spherical things, and the tone is very subtle, "Medivine really hatched her own schizoite from a ping pong ball?"

"As evidenced by the eggshells, these little things are just like stupid birds. If you value your eggshells, you will definitely not be mistaken." Bingtis was lying on the sofa reading a book, reading from the tome He stretched out his arm and pointed at the newborn mini-Medivian on the coffee table. The latter was still lying unswervingly on the rim of the teacup, leaning forward to scoop out water with eggshells to drink, and was scalded by the hot tea from time to time. She was panting, as if there was only one thing left to do in her whole world. The "eggshell" in her hand had long been identified. It was truly half a table tennis ball, although even Bingtis was said to have been stunned for several minutes when the result was first identified.

"This is not scientific." I took out a table tennis ball from the box. He gestured next to the head of the mini Medivh who showed extraordinary enthusiasm for green tea, "It's fair to say it's an egg, but the ping pong ball is too small. How did this little guy get in it before? She didn't Too depressed to panic?"

Bingtis couldn't bear it and put the book aside, looking at me with a stupid look: "Nothing should be hatched from the table tennis ball, right?! This premise is a fait accompli, and you are still here I’m so confused about the problem of my balls not being big enough! Is it as painful as yours?”

I lowered my head silently and protested weakly: "Ahem, please be more civilized in front of children. After a while, the little crow chased me and asked me what pain in the balls is. How do you want me to explain it?"

Bingtis turned his head and continued reading with a cry: "Civilization is stupid. That concubine is a modal particle. The ancient saying is murmuring. Today it is translated as your mother b. The history of civilization is just a book that uses various grammars to translate mother-in-law words back and forth, and the result is even worse. The history of nonsense that comes more and more unacknowledged... Forget it, I won't tell you anymore, I'm still busy looking up the Bible..."

I stared dumbfounded at Sister Bing, who was even more violent with her language. I couldn't help but say something more: "Why is it so popular?"

Bingtis said and ignored me, but turned around at this time: "Mom, I just got the news this morning. Two worlds under my name are actually fighting on their own. The reason for the war turned out to be differences in understanding of the Bible. , two groups of archbishops prayed at the same time and asked me what those two passages in the Bible meant... I have been looking for my concubine all morning, but I can’t remember that I ever wrote about tofu nao in the Bible! Besides, it’s been so many years. In the past, those little bastards still kept the Bible that I carved on clay for them, word for word. Now that they have developed to the stage of inter-universe civilization, they still insist on erecting totem poles everywhere. How can they break this? Don’t you know that literary creation is about timeliness? The eggs you pulled back then won’t have the same feel if you pull them off this year... Uh... Damn it! Sandra, you’re crazy... Uh-huh..."

Bingtis was tied up into a rice dumpling by his best friend and thrown out. Then Sandora and I looked at each other with sympathy: "I (you) are so full that I'm going to tease that two hundred and five!"

In any case, Bingtis's interruption was a good way to adjust the atmosphere. I will no longer investigate whether it is unscientific for a crow to hatch a schizophrenia from a table tennis ball. The key to the problem now is: how to fundamentally solve this nonsense and deceitful thing.

"Now it can be speculated that the little crow can hatch schizophrenia from anything she thinks is an egg and that she thinks can be hatched." I took out a tennis ball from the box and tossed it in my hand, and was busy The little crow who was stuffing the buns in her mouth suddenly stared over, her little head following the tennis ball up and down: she definitely thought it was an egg, "This understanding depends on her subconscious, even if we tell her these things It's not an egg, and she understands that. That doesn't help... To put it bluntly, it's the power of God that is at work. God's power is higher than the inherent laws of the world. God thinks that table tennis balls can hatch chicks, so table tennis balls must hatch chicks... …Why is the little crow so determined to hatch the egg?”

I'm very puzzled by this - maybe as a primate, I can't understand where the power of the little crow to hatch eggs comes from, just like I can't understand the two fools in the corner who are guessing and decided. Whoever loses gets kicked by Lin, just like the male members of the Protoss of Light. By the way, 123 is an m. What is your mentality, Kenser?

"Little Devin is a very well-behaved child." My sister came out of the kitchen at this time and said while wiping the water drops on her hands on the edge of her skirt. "She listens to you and Anweina very much, so I guess she didn't mean it?"

"Gah?" Little Crow looked at the adults around her, as if she didn't understand why the atmosphere was a bit serious, but this didn't affect her from continuing to entertain herself. She moved her head, and a small mini Medivh came out of her hair. Come, and then the little crow starts to pick out the leeks from the vegetable buns and feeds them to the little guy: the scene is extremely weird.

We are still just discovering this. When releasing or recalling her schizoites in small batches, Medivh does not need to create a large-scale Crow Storm. This is probably the only good thing: because of the almost uncontrollable crow storm and the inconsistent brain, the little crow is now the naughty kid with the best house demolition skills in the family. I am very lucky to have her destruction. Ways by which sex can be buffered.

"That is to say... Little Diwen was not disobedient on purpose, but she had to release her power, so she had a series of strange actions in the past few days?" Sandora said thoughtfully, While I took out an apple from my pocket and gnawed it, my eyes immediately fell on this apple. Her Majesty the Queen suddenly became alert and said while protecting her food: "What are you doing - I have no eggs to eat! Even the apples are going to be taken away? Don't tell me she can hatch from this thing." Split organism! Then is there anything edible at our house?"

"If this situation continues, sooner or later our family will have to steam the steamed buns into triangles. Can you imagine this girl lying on the basket and hatching a bunch of steaming steamed buns?" I waved my hand with a wry smile. "You said that the bird is uncontrollably releasing excess energy? Is hatching an egg an instinctive reaction to this impulse?"

Sandora nodded affirmatively: "Don't forget, in most situations at this stage, the little crow is more instinctive than rational. She does listen to you, but she can't control all her instinctive reactions, including the crows' The phenomenon of energy loss during storms and transformations. If you have to explain why she is still creating split organisms after repeated education from adults, then there is only one answer: the instinct cannot be restrained. Maybe... she is growing again. "

I couldn't help but look at the little crow opposite. She was still concentrating on feeding her "child", raising a chick with the instinct of a bird: although in my opinion, she was just a chick, and that The little crow, whose belly was bulging after drinking, ran to his sister holding an eggshell (actually it should be a table tennis shell? Well, let’s call it an eggshell), and seemed to want to exchange the drink in his hand for her. After some "chirping" of unknown meaning, the two little guys reached a consensus.

In two days, just two days, the little crow produced 2,700 of these strange little things, and it seems that these strange little creatures have far more secrets than we imagined.

I couldn't help but leaned over and pressed on the little crow's head. The little girl immediately let out a happy "Gah" and rubbed it against my hand with her eyes closed. On the surface, I can't see anything different about the little crow, but her weird behavior over the past few days shows that this strange bird has too much energy.

"Is this child growing too fast?" I turned my head and glanced at Bingtis, who had escaped from the rice dumpling form and crawled back to read a book. "It's only been less than two months since her condition stabilized last time, right?"

"For a Crow God who will become the main god in the future, the growth rate is simply a random number, and common sense laws cannot be applied to her. It is better to send her to your research institute for observation for a few days, otherwise ..." Bingtis suddenly paused and pointed at her feet, "When do you think she will know that the earth is round?"

Suddenly everyone was shocked, and I looked at Sister Bing dumbfounded: "No...it's not like that!"

"I believe me, the reason why this bird did not hatch the earth is simply because it has not seen a globe. So now you'd better send her to the research institute as soon as possible and let your experts quickly toss her with something. Control the growth rate.”

"Okay, little bird." I turned to greet Medivh, "How about you stay at the institute for a while in the past two days and spend time with your uncles and aunts? Anweina and I will go over to see you often."

The little crow immediately nodded happily: "Gah!"

It is actually very easy to persuade her to go to the research institute. It is not as uninformed people imagine. The child cannot leave home and even starts crying and fussing when it comes to going to the hospital (for Little Crow, the research institute is a hospital). This is mainly because It's because she was taken to the institute when she was just born, and she often goes there, sometimes to play. Sometimes she cooperates with experiments. She probably feels there as a second home. Moreover, there are a group of researchers in the institute that she is very familiar with - this girl would have been very indifferent to them if they stayed here for a few days.

So that afternoon, we sent the little crow over and handed it over to a research team that specializes in long-term follow-up research on the crow god phenomenon: this research team has not been disbanded since the birth of the little crow. Faced with a growing rogue Crow God, they never lack projects. Before leaving, I repeatedly emphasized to the research team: Never let the little crow touch the globe, and certainly don’t let her touch anything that looks like an egg.

On the way back, I ran into Biberu who came to Shadow City to visit Fina, so I ran to the research institute again in a cold sweat:

Don’t let Little Crow see Biberu either…

It was already evening by the time Little Crow finished working on all the messy things, but everything finally came to an end. After I got home, I just wanted to eat something quickly and take a shower, so as to forget the weird things that happened in the past two days as soon as possible. But as soon as I came back, I saw a small surprise: Ding Dang, that silly guy Little Douding is running back and forth on the back of the sofa, and behind her are two little crows!

"It seems...these two were left behind by that careless crow god." My sister sat on the sofa with a leek in her hand and looked at me with a helpless smile. Whenever a little crow ran to the side, she would hand over the leek and feed it a few bites. The ten-centimetre-tall mini Medivh would happily eat the leek while holding the leek in her arms, with a face full of happiness, and then continue to chase Dingdang with chirping.

"Forget it. Let's raise the little crow for a few days before she comes back," I waved my hand, "After the mercury lamp, our family has another baby head to support the army, and they are all mini armies that are several sizes smaller. Do you think it would be very profitable if we start a new project selling toys?"

"Who is the doll head! Who is the doll head!" As soon as I finished speaking, I heard a shout from beside me, and before I could react, I felt my shoulders sink, and the little doll girl grabbed my hair hard. "I'm a mature rose girl - by the way, idiot, I want to go find Zhenhong and the others, can I go out for a few days?"

I was startled: "Looking for Zhenhong? Didn't you just go there a while ago?"

The little doll didn't say anything. He just fished out a poster from the small pocket on his chest. He put it in front of me and said, "Look! There's a new release of Rose Maiden! It's going to be a TV show again! I I need to show off to them!"

Me: "..." Tell me what kind of weird guys I have raised! Which aspect of education is this problem?

Every day is such a chaos, and my life and daily life are rolling forward driven by logic that no one can explain. Early the next morning, Mercury Lamp went to play with her sisters in order to show off that she could see the latest Rose Girl in another world. Then she called at noon that day and asked me to send an engineer to Sakurada. The Chun family built a signal tower because Zhenhong also wanted to watch his new show. This group of doll girls who used to fight each other to death are now so harmonious that they are strangely harmonious. There is also good news from the research institute. They have discovered the spectrum of energy released by little crows and are working on a guidance device that can guide the energy leaked due to excessive growth into the void: we don’t have to worry about that stupid crow. The bird hatched the earth as an egg. The two miniature Medivhs who were left at home by a stupid bird actually became good friends with Dingdang. Although Dingdang initially thought that the group of three-inch Dings who were similar to him were enemies invading his home, now both parties have put aside their previous suspicions: this is probably Depends on their IQ. Jingle Bell kindly invited the two little crows to visit her bedroom, study, toy room, warehouse, kitchen and balcony, and happily enjoyed afternoon tea with her two little playmates - in other words, three little devils were in me After struggling with it all day, it finally spilled on my head while drinking tea.

When I was bored, I started a new research project: Little Crow Ecological Observation Diary...

ps: "Heiling Emiya, please explain why you refused to carry out this mission with Sasaki?"

"Ever since I saw something strange in the Archbishop's notebook, I shudder to think that Sasaki was once an ass♂ass♂in."

——"Temple Report Collection-The Power of the Pope's Crown Is Everywhere"