Chapter 1,152 The House Is Still Lively
"Mumu, I'm afraid you can't come back from that world yet."
Miss Lin's voice suddenly sounded, causing Shandora and I, who were already preparing to pack up and go home for dinner, to be stunned. Her Majesty the Queen next to us could see that she was grinding her teeth. You might have stopped me from replying without giving a reason. After dinner at home, I went over to look for you in a desperate manner. I patted Sandora on the shoulder and asked Lin Xue, "What's going on?"
"Intuition." The eldest lady answered simply and neatly. Unfortunately, these two words that were crisp and clear and did not reveal any information actually made Sandora and I have thousands of questions in our stomachs that we couldn't come up. -The eldest lady’s intuition is not ordinary intuition. If you dare to ignore it, you will be in bad luck. But with these two words, doesn’t this girl plan to explain more to me?
"If I have to say it, I suddenly felt that there might be a deeper reason why you were sent there, and Tavel thought the same," I don't know if it was an illusion, but I always heard a hint of aggrievedness in the eldest lady's voice. , the mood is not very good, "I haven't figured it out yet, but my intuition tells me that it is better for you to stay in that world for the time being and not leave. Maybe something important will happen... Ah ah, So irritating……"
"What's wrong with you?" I knew that the eldest lady would not be able to explain to us what her intuition was for a while, so I turned to ask her about her current state - no matter how I heard it, this girl seemed to be a little anxious and angry.
"What else?!" Lin Xue said angrily, "I have been lying in the coffin for half an hour! I have been lying in the coffin for half an hour! But in the middle of lying, just when the system was about to be adjusted, something suddenly happened. I had an ominous premonition. After some calculations, I realized that the coffin I had been lying on for half an hour was in vain. When I ran home, I found you chatting with Monina! Let me go, you said that I was there to make people psychological. Why did you lie in the shadow thing for so long!? I said, why did you just find out that it is 123's territory now? Why did you go there earlier? Why doesn't 123 know what happened to his world now? He again What are you doing? Why did you get so confused and run into the territory of the Gods? The deviation is so big. What did you do with the pile of safe coordinates you calculated before departure! Why is it so chaotic from beginning to end?!"
The eldest lady's voice sounded like it was going crazy. At the end, I even doubted whether she would suddenly pop out from behind Monina's statue and thrust a Vulcan cannon into my face. But when I heard Lin Xue's words, An exasperated and continuous complaint. But I slowly smiled: I didn't feel upset at all. Because what couldn't be concealed among the girl's blabbering was the feeling of relaxation after her tugging heart finally fell back into her stomach. Having been with Lin Xue for such a long time, I have some understanding of her character. Although he usually seems to be a very carefree guy who is not afraid of anything, in fact. At certain times, she is just an ordinary girl who gets scared, but whenever she does, she will cover up the past with angry complaints and seemingly crazy actions. Only those closest to her will notice that, in fact, this is nothing more than an ordinary girl. A kitten that had just recovered from a fright was waving its paws to cover up the fluff that had exploded all over its body.
"Hey, you were laughing just now. You must have been secretly laughing, right?"
The eldest lady's voice of dissatisfaction sounded almost the moment I raised the corner of my mouth. I could only shrug, look at Shandora and exchange helpless looks: that girl's "eyes" are really too poisonous, even if Even though I was holding back my voice, she could scan the movement of a hair on my side. Now that the two worlds have been connected through the Protoss line, it is basically certain that I have fallen under the almost round-the-clock surveillance of a voyeuristic prophet again.
But...it doesn't seem bad either.
At this moment, another energetic voice suddenly intervened, covering up Lin Xue's voice: "Contacted? Really contacted?! Let me speak, let me speak! Ajun Arjun, it’s me. Did you hear it?”
"Qianqian... don't be as excited as the naughty kid who called for the first time, okay?" Sandora and I leaned together, looking at the shining statue of Monina, but we heard the sound coming from the direction of the statue. Qian Qian's chirping voice: This feeling is really interesting. "You can really hear my voice now, are you relieved?"
"Don't worry, don't worry," Qian Qian's voice sounded cheerful. And hearing the noise, a large group of people seemed to have appeared next to her - I guess everyone in the family should have been attracted to the kitchen at this time, "Actually, I thought Ajun was fine. You are so powerful, aren't you? Sando La is also very good - by the way, Sandora is here too? Is she okay? "
"It's just a trek, not a war, what can happen?" Shandora smiled faintly, responded with a soft tone that could only be used in front of her family, and then heard a faint murmur from over there: "Oh, really Okay...the two of them just went on their honeymoon..."
Me: "..." This girl's ability to jump in her thoughts is really refreshing all the time.
The next thing that sounded was my sister's voice, telling me to take care of myself when I went out; Pandora's voice, after calling "brother", it seemed that Viska had snatched the wheat, and there was no more movement; Viska chirped. After talking for a long time, the core content was how she had organized a fleet to search for people all over the world, but was suppressed by her sister; the little crow was also joining in the fun and screaming, it was her first time calling; Lilina was also very active, she I heard that we had come to a world of Faith 123, and I eagerly expressed that I wanted to come and have a look; and then there was Dingdang, a heartless little thing. She was still sleeping when Shandora and I disappeared, and now she just I woke up and had no idea what had happened; and Uncle Kenser who had just returned from outside said: "Restored contact, very good, very good", and Lin said hello in a weak voice - by the way, she broke the last one in the house. Broom expresses its sincere apologies…
At the end of the day, I finally heard a voice that was particularly relevant in the current situation. It was a handsome guy who controlled a sexy M-girl and had sex with her. He shouted carelessly: "Hey! Everyone is here. What are you doing? Come together, let me go over and let me... eh. Monina, why do you look so ugly? How can I... eh, what's going on, what's going on, my sister is crazy, this is..."
There was a flurry of excitement and yelling on the other side, because Monina turned on the speakerphone (is it really okay to use these two words in the god's prayer acceptance system?), and there was news that Erson was being chased by his sister. Basically, it was completely broadcast live, although you couldn't see the picture. I can also imagine the scene of the unlucky guy holding his head and running around the room: This kind of scene basically premieres every Friday night and is replayed every Saturday morning, with trailers and highlights from time to time throughout the week. This is almost the daily life of brother and sister 123 and Monina.
"I feel like 123 is quite unlucky this time," Sandora shrugged and said words of sympathy. His tone was calm and unwavering, "Actually, he didn't do anything wrong, right? He just slipped up at the critical moment..."
"It's too heartless," I followed behind Sandora, "If someone with normal intelligence, Eva should have thought of something when she prayed for the first time." When I said this, I suddenly thought of something. , hurriedly said loudly in the direction of the statue: "Hey, Monina, who is going to persuade Monina? What will happen if she smashes things in the house later!"
What responded to me was Bingtis's carefree voice: "It's okay, it's okay. I have given a sacred blessing to the things at home, so they won't be damaged."
I nodded: "Oh, that's good."
123 A tragic voice came over vaguely: "As long as the furniture is not broken, I can destroy it at will, right? Eh? Why does this voice sound so familiar? Monina, wait a moment. This is Chen's voice. ——”
"Brother, your brain probably needs treatment." Monina's voice of lecturing her brother came over without reservation, and then she told 123 what happened to Sandora and me: the details were not given. The main thing is to highlight the fact that the alien fleet reported by Eva in her last prayer was the Fifth Fleet, and the fact that 123 turned off when Eva prayed for the second time. After hearing this, Ilson said "Ah—— "After a long while, he held back a sentence: "Then you can continue to hit. Just don't slap in the face..."
...These brothers and sisters are so funny!
In the blink of an eye, everything has been explained. There is no need to worry about the current situation of the Fifth Fleet. Although the 123 people... are unreliable, he is at least a qualified god. We don't have to worry that the world under his rule will be in danger. Then we started discussing what to do next: According to Lin Xue, there might be something fishy about the fifth fleet being suddenly thrown into the territory of the Protoss. In other words, she didn't think it was an accident. Everyone attaches great importance to the vigilant remarks of Miss Prophet. Tavel has already begun to take action. She is going to build a mathematical model based on the coordinates she just determined and the parameters of the Blue Star world, hoping to find the link between the two. reason. I can't help with this matter, I can only wait for news.
The five protoss gang seemed to have finally remembered that they couldn't just eat at my house all day long, and they all started to take action. Bingtis, a super technical geek, took the lead. She wanted to take a look at the logs of the world management system that 123 was using. Did the latter have any signs before the Fifth Fleet unexpectedly jumped into this world? Several other officers were nearby to help.
Of course, these are all work arrangements. For now, Sister-sama obviously thinks it is more important to continue chatting with me...
"Why does it make me feel like I have been working in other places for many years and finally just talked to my family on the phone and shocked the whole family?" Listening to the noisy noises of the family coming from the opposite side, I couldn't help but reveal my feelings to Sandora next to me. With a dumbfounded expression, the latter rolled his eyes and looked at the sky, thought for a moment, then rubbed his stomach and said, "Ajun, I'm still hungry."
...Now she can no longer think about the second thing?
"Come on, let's wait until we have something to do. Sandora might bite someone if she continues to be hungry," I waved my hand to Monina's statue, as if this action could be seen by the other side - Oh, Monina Na may indeed be able to see it, "By the way, Monina, do you have a more convenient contact method over there? I won't have to find a saint to toss in front of the altar for more than ten minutes every time I talk to you. Right? To be honest, if this continues, Eva and Mr. Lei will definitely not be able to accept it mentally. "
"Oh, of course you don't have to go to so much trouble in the future. Later I will ask my brother to adjust the management terminal of that world to a frequency band that can be recognized by your empire's equipment, and you can use the advanced channel to directly contact Dingdang's temple. Dingdang's temple is We have always exchanged data with your network. Well, you don’t have to worry about the technical issues. Anyway, you will be able to talk to Shadow City directly using the spiritual link." Monina quickly thought of a solution. She She is very familiar with this aspect of things, and one can't help but wonder if she often dismantles her world management system every now and then. "Let's deal with the matter here as soon as possible. Then we may send someone over - Lin Xue said, you'd better not leave that universe, I guess my brother will have to make a trip...Brother! What about you! You're a little nervous, okay! Why are you still busy eating at this time!"
123 plausibly said: "Nonsense. Aren't I just nervous and you didn't let me make some preparations in advance for dinner tonight!"
Monina: "...Okay, let's not talk about my brother for the time being. Don't talk too much to Eva over there. I know that child. His ability to accept is not very strong. Her grandfather also has a slight heart disease. Don't It's better to be scared. Anyway, you just have to watch the deception for a day or two, and then my brother will come to you. The words of God himself will definitely be much more powerful than the one-sided words of strangers."
"Oh... oh," I think what Monina said makes sense. Besides, leaving such a good coolie like 123 alone and having to go to Luo Li by myself is not my style. But there is still something I don't quite understand. , "Is it possible that you often have gods descending upon you? It seems more exciting to believers when gods come in person, right? Mr. Lei may have a heart attack..."
"That's different. Excitement is excitement, at least it conforms to the logic they are familiar with. As for heart disease... well, I will just ask my brother to bring a few kilograms of quick effects. That's it, I'll die first. The food is almost cold, bye! "
As soon as Monina finished speaking, there was a big sound of worship from the opposite side, and the little crow also followed it by quacking twice. Finally, everything became quiet, and silence returned to the holy cathedral again. Only the mysterious and majestic goddess statue was still shrouded in black shadow clouds, emitting a regular short "beep" sound.
Sandora: "...They seem to be very used to making system plug-ins by themselves."
I scratched my hair and turned towards the church door to confirm that Eva and Mr. Lei were outside and not far away, so I used all my strength and shouted: "Eva! Come and see how this phone is hung up!"
After a while, the church door was pushed open, and Eva and Lei ran in quickly. The latter waved to us in a panic: "Teacher... you can't shout so loudly in the church, it will disturb the gods." !”
I was stunned for a moment, then rubbed my hands apologetically after the two of them came closer: "Oh, I didn't pay attention. The rules over there are different. Gods like to speak loudly."
——Because those guys are too noisy most of the time. If you don’t yell at those bastards at the top of your lungs, they won’t hear you at all!
Eva first set out to collect the various sacrifices on the altar, and then the weird busy tone that Monina added out of fun finally stopped: "God sometimes reveals some visions, don't worry about it, if you really want to give Gods usually give instructions to mortals in a clearer way directly to their most loyal believers." It seemed that she didn't care at all about the "beep" sound coming from the statue. Then she took out the remote control with five buttons, and with a single press, Monina's Shadow Goddess statue was replaced with the God of War statue. In fact, now I am full of curiosity, eager to know what kind of subtle state the religions in this world are in, especially how they smooth out the five gods who often work with each other - well, Ding Dong may be excluded, After all, that little thing has been trapped in another world for hundreds of years. I am afraid that the people on the Blue Star have not been exposed to the concept of the goddess of life for a long time, and only retained some things related to it out of religious tradition, such as Eva The mosquito painted on the remote control in my hand...
Then I noticed that Eva and Mr. Lei’s eyes were focused on me and Sandora.
"Then... are there any questions?" I twitched my lips with a smile, thinking that the critical moment has come: now we have to explain to him that two aliens have been chatting with their god for so long. What's going on, and what's going on when their gods say "Hey, Chen? Why are you?" I think the former is easy to fool, but the latter is really difficult for a logical believer. How easy to understand.
But what surprised me was that Eva and Lei struggled there for a long time, and in the end they didn’t ask anything. Mr. Lei just said cautiously: "We have prepared a resting place for the two guests, and now the church will be closed. Yes, please come with me."
I was a little surprised at first, but I soon understood what was going on: this matter had something to do with God, and Eva and I were typical devout believers and visually inclined towards conservatives, so they would probably not directly ask the question. We asked.
In the logic of believers, when encountering such incomprehensible things, the only problem is that they do not understand God enough, so they will pray more devoutly, practice, communicate with God, and improve their souls, but they will never They will not, like ordinary people or talkative women, ask endlessly to find out what God said to someone on a certain day - they will make up their own minds and think that God has His own arrangements for not letting them know some things. What's more, just now Monina solemnly asked the grandfather and grandson to retreat, so they would not ask more questions.
This makes me very happy, because I no longer have to think about how to deceive people: it seems that with the big name of "God" suppressed, many things are indeed easy to solve. No wonder Lilina is thinking of ways to preach everywhere. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation.)