Chapter 169 The Deal with the Ox King
[The second famous scene? Old tree with roots? 】
[It is no exaggeration to say that this picture is quite explosive in the entire modern history of mankind. 】
[The buddy on the second floor said it was a bit conservative. I think the extent of the explosion can at least be calculated from the caveman on the top of the mountain. 】
[Uh, am I the only one who saw that big, green, smoking bull? 】
[Big Bull: No one speaks up for me? 】
At this time, the entire live broadcast room had even forgotten to urge Jiang Xiao to get on the road quickly.
Everyone was immersed in the visual shock he brought to everyone.
The three big enemies and Mu Xitang were also stunned.
Jiang Xiao's trick is to entwine the roots of an old tree
Firecrackers were set off in the pure heifer, so awesome it exploded!
The hands and feet are tied together too tightly!
No matter how hard the heifer struggled, Jiang Xiao remained motionless!
And the most crucial point is.
Because the heifer was completely stressed and crazy, she was running around everywhere.
As a result, Jiang Xiao lying under its belly was also seen by other big-horned cows.
Jiang Xiao is the one who refuses to let go and is still sucking her breasts from Kuku!
Even pure animals like cows feel that this human being is too much of an animal!
Bulls:? ? ?
Ox King: =()
Cow Queen: =()
Niu Zai Er: (*)!!
What kind of weird sucking posture is this?
Love across races?
If I read that correctly.
This, this heifer is a big and strong mate, right?
Running so "happily" and screaming so "romantic"?
My daughter-in-law put a hat on it in front of the entire herd, how could Da Zhuang tolerate this?
Except for the startled cow.
More cows choose respect and blessings.
After all, they, the Ox Kings, have always followed the principle of freedom in love, without interfering, interrupting, or forcing.
certainly.
At this time, there were also many bulls that were not as strong as the big ones, and they were trying to stimulate the tauren with their hooves.
Not long after.
Da Zhuang, with red eyes, ran to the Ox King to complain.
What?
The Ox King was stunned.
Was Dahua forced?
In broad daylight, someone actually ran into its territory and forced its heifers?
I can't stand this horse riding anymore!
The Ox King moved his body like a hill and approached the big flower who was kicking.
"Moo!!"
A terrifying cow roar that could deafen ordinary humans finally made Dahua quiet down.
"Ugh~"
Jiang Xiao, who drank until he vomited, was shaken by the sound and let go of his root-winding technique.
I can't drink any more. I really can't drink any more.
"Moo moo moo."
(King, this human being, this human being)
Dahua started to cry and kept telling the Ox King about Jiang Xiao's beastly behavior.
;
No!
This is not the behavior of an animal, this person is really worse than an animal!
He, he actually forcefully sucked it in front of his husband and children!
If word of this gets out
How can a little cow with yellow flowers live?
It's time to talk without nagging.
This is the first time I have met such a shameless human bull king.
The Ox King squeezed Da Hua behind him and stared angrily at this human being who had defiled his people!
"Moo!"
The furious roar was matched by a body that was more than ten times larger than Jiang Xiao.
Even the three bearded men in the distance were trembling with fear.
This bull king, it is estimated that ordinary weirdos can be killed by its horn one by one!
The rules are explained.
[Rule 9: If you violate certain taboos, the difficulty of this ghost story will increase]
This terrifying big guy who is comparable to a demon king definitely deserves the word "taboo"!
Facing the Ox King who seemed to want to cut him into pieces.
Jiang Xiao struggled to sit up from the ground with a nonchalant expression.
"Are you mooing? Don't make any noise."
Then Jiang Xiao walked up to Dahua with a kettle in front of the Cow King, and continued to milk the cow.
Because the kettle stopper fell off when the old tree was being used for root packing, and a lot of milk was spilled.
Jiang Xiao thought about how to complete it.
big flower:? ? ?
Look, Your Majesty!
Look quickly!
How dare he act so recklessly in front of you!
Ox King:! ! !
I wipe it!
You kid really don't take me seriously!
Is it possible that you don’t know fear?
The king saw his anger.
The other large bulls in the group also surrounded him, blocking Jiang Xiao's retreat on three levels inside and three outside.
Jiang Xiao, who had no vision or insight, fell under Dahua's desperate eyes.
I kept filling a big pot full of tons and tons before I stopped.
"Give it a go, don't get in the way of labor and capital."
Still shameless, Jiang Xiao chose to start walking back from the gaps between the bulls or under their bellies.
Ox King:? ? ?
Not a buddy?
Let's just say, can you respect my profession more or less?
"Moo!"
This roar caused the ground to crack with several cracks as wide as the palm of your hand.
And Jiang Xiao didn't even look back.
It’s really disrespectful to cows!
Looking at Jiang Xiao's back, the Ox King took the lead and bumped into him with his head lowered.
Um?
Feeling the evil wind behind him, Jiang Xiao jumped to avoid the powerful and heavy blow of the Ox King.
"Dry paws? Why are you going up against me? Have I ever offended you?"
? ? ?
It's a good thing that the Ox King is not a human, otherwise Gao Lu would be so angry at this guy that he would laugh.
Are you asking me if you have offended me?
"Moo!"
Following the call from the Bull King, the other fighting bulls all began to throw their hooves to the ground.
I won’t finish this human being today.
Don't let your herd mingle in this pasture!
‘昘! ’
The shovel behind his back was inserted into the ground by Jiang Xiao.
(~) "Do you want to fight with me? Believe it or not, I will bury you all."
Jiang Xiao scratched his head in confusion and jumped on the spot twice to stretch his muscles.
‘Kacha, kacha kacha~~’
It looked like he didn't use much force, but the cracks that appeared under Jiang Xiao's feet were no weaker than those caused by the Ox King's trampling!
Just when the bulls were about to swarm.
"Moo!"
The Ox King raised his head and stopped them.
Its fist-sized bull's eyes were staring at the ground at Jiang Xiao's feet.
This human seems to be a bit powerful.
Not just that powerful force.
Instead, there seemed to be an inexplicable force around him.
The Ox King has never seen this kind of thing.
Of course, it's not that the Ox King is afraid of this unknown power, but that he simply doesn't want to cause trouble.
After all, if you can occupy a pasture in this weird world, how can you not have two brushes?
But as the king of the tribe.
Protecting the people is the first principle that the Ox King needs to do.
Then again.
It was just a little cow in the group that drank some milk. There was no need to fight with this human being.
Has the Ox King given in?
In full view of everyone, the Ox King actually nodded to Jiang Xiao and Shan.
Even the cattle were frightened.
The Ox King nodded.
Is this human so strong?
Even the king regarded him as an equal? !
"Moo~"
With this bull roar, the Ox King's voice no longer contained murderous intent.
But what it is puzzled about is that this human being is obviously very strong.
Even if he comes to "ask for milk" openly, the Cow King will most likely ask the heifer to give him some.
This thing is not a valuable commodity.
Why be sneaky?
Could it be that this human bastard has some evil taste?
"Eh? Don't leave yet. Did you almost forget about the business? Can I discuss something with you?"
Shall I wipe it?
Dare you make a request?
However, out of respect for the strong, the Ox King stopped.
"What are you talking about? Can I lend you two cows?"
It was obviously a request, but when it came out of Jiang Xiao's mouth, it turned into a declarative tone.
"Moo?"
The Ox King was puzzled, why should labor and management lend you the cow?
I don’t deny that you are a connoisseur, but who knows what bad taste you have?
What if I lend you a heifer and you face it every day?
No, no, the picture is too evil, and the Ox King cannot accept it in his heart!
Weighing the strength of both sides, if it were a head-to-head confrontation, there is a high probability that I would not be able to defeat an entire herd of cattle.
Well?
Think of the things in your hiking bag, and there you have it!
I saw Jiang Xiao leaning into the Niu King's ear and mumbling a lot.
"Like this, I will give you some good things, and we will exchange them."
Finally, he took out some bottles and jars and handed them to him for a closer look.
"Moo?"
real or fake?
Is this thing so magical?
"I'm a professional! Why did I lie to you? If you don't believe me, you can try it first."
The Ox King has no interest in trying it.
But after sniffing it gently, the bull's eyes suddenly lit up.
I wipe it!
What a real guy!
What should be said should not be said.
Although human beings are not very powerful, their research in some aspects is indeed beyond the reach of beasts like them.
"Whether you agree or not, I will give this to you. It's of no use to me anyway."
Yo?
Brother, you are so cool!
Since the other party is so open-minded, the Ox King naturally cannot be petty!
He called Dahua and Dazhuang out and started talking.
What?
You want us to follow this human being?
Dahua's hoof softened, and the empty feeling of being sucked came back.
Moreover, I still have a cub to feed!
Not to mention Da Zhuang.
Let it hit the road with a human being who cuckolded him?
The great Kun of the world!
"Moo, moo moo~"
"Hey, hey, that's wrong~"
The Ox King began to be persuasive.
Big flower!
Anyway, your milk has been sucked to a certain extent. No matter how much this guy sucks, there will be nothing left in your stomach. What are you afraid of?
And you don’t have any milk to feed your baby like this?
Why don't you ask me to arrange for a wet nurse with plenty of milk to take care of it for you.
When Dahua heard it, it seemed to make sense.
As for Da Zhuang.
The Ox King rolled his eyes and continued to persuade.
Do you feel safe letting your wife, a cow, go on the road with this human being?
The strong body of the bull shook!
Then the human fear and uneasiness appeared in Niu's eyes.
What the king means is.
There is a good chance that this human will misbehave with its lustful lust on the road.
No, no!
You absolutely can't let Dahua, a cow, go with this humanoid beast. You must follow!
"Moo! Moo! Moo!"
"King! I'm going! No one can compete with me!"