Chapter 167: The Milk Thief Who Will Not Shake Bilian
At this time, Jiang Xiao relied on his haste to approach the herd of cows.
The closer you get, the more clearly you can see.
It seems that I guessed correctly.
Sure enough!
These cows are so huge that one can hold up to three others outside!
In particular, there is a big-horned cow that occupies the richest part of the grass.
The huge size swinging under the belly looks terrifying!
At the same time, its huge size also proves that it is a serious cow.
This cow is twice the size of the nearby cows, like a female bull devil!
Jiang Xiao probably wouldn't be able to touch its belly even if he walked under its body.
Could this be the Cow Queen?
And the cow's hair looks very soft and shiny.
Just like fine silk, it has a tendency to reflect when exposed to the sun.
Even the black and white colors on the body are distributed extremely symmetrically and evenly.
It was in sharp contrast to the black and white cows around.
It looks awesome at first glance!
at this time.
A majestic and powerful bull walked up to the beautiful cow and licked her fur.
The other bulls on the path saw this and gave way to him.
This bull is probably the largest in the entire herd!
The tendons all over its body are so bulging that it could easily overturn a truck.
So, the beautiful and big one is the Queen of the Ox, and the strong one is the King of the Ox?
"Brother Jiang Xiao, can we help you in any way?"
The three big enemies also came over panting, imitating Jiang Xiao's example, lying in wait on this raised spot.
Uh, help.
Jiang Xiao looked around and found that most of the cows were grazing alone.
Or they come in pairs like the Ox King and the Ox Queen.
"Yes, you help me lure away the biggest bull."
"Okay, let me take a look."
Curly Hair, who was halfway talking, was confused when he saw the herd of cattle.
Three people:.
=(Dan)Lie━=()━Rub!!!!
Three people:? ? ?
Isn’t that right, buddy?
What you are saying is really just like stretching your head to make a sour drink, and then opening your mouth.
We are just being polite to you, but I never imagined that you really want the lives of our three brothers!
What's the difference between your operation and Nine-Headed Insect asking Ben Bo'erba to get rid of Tang Monk and his disciples?
Do I have the ability to lure away such a big bull that looks like a hill?
How can we hug Nima’s lap if we have this ability?
We haven't even arrived yet, but the heifer can kick out our fish roe with its heel!
"Tsk!"
Looking at the three dumbfounded people, Jiang Xiao shook his head indifferently.
"Tch, you guys are too incompetent, you still have to look at me."
As the saying goes, Tsinghua University and Peking University are not as courageous as they will starve the brave to death and starve the timid to death!
It's not easy to force the queen of cattle, so those slightly smaller heifers became Jiang Xiao's target.
He considered the distance between himself and the herd.
Jiang Xiao crouched and began to approach slowly.
It's afternoon now, and most of the big-footed cows are lying lazily on the grass, squinting in the sun.
After patrolling around, Jiang Xiao zeroed in on a cow lying completely on its side.
Because they are so big, the newly born calves cannot reach the milk if they stand.
So the cows can only be fed on the ground.
In this case
Seeing the opportunity, Jiang Xiao got under the cow's belly with lightning speed.
Ness, it’s done!
The next step is to take the milk back.
etc?
If I want to receive breast milk, what should I use to receive it?
The little calf, who was slurping milk, looked curiously at the uninvited guest who suddenly appeared in his mother's arms.
"What are you looking at!"
The little calf snorted twice, seeming to realize that this primate creature was not easy to mess with, and moved aside considerately.
Everyone could see Jiang Xiao's embarrassment when she forgot to bring her milk container.
[Okay, okay, we have arrived at Tianchi Tianchi, and I realized that I didn’t bring the amethyst box containing the Evil Sword Immortal. 】
[Uh, what do you mean upstairs? 】
[This is simply because the dung beetle encountered diarrhea. It was a waste of time~]
【What to do now? Should Jiang Xiao go back the way he came, but he finally got a chance, if he goes back]
Needless to say, the rules of this strange story are obviously a race against time.
Jiang Xiao has been delaying for too long.
"Brother Jiang Xiao! Catch it!"
The black girl shouted in a low voice and waved to Jiang Xiao.
When the latter saw her, the black girl threw a cowhide kettle at Jiang Xiao.
Seeing the confusion of curly hair and bearded man, the black girl smiled proudly.
"It's in the farmer's yard. I thought it looked pretty, so I took it with me. It doesn't take up much space anyway."
Then Jiang Xiao, who was in the kettle, breathed a sigh of relief.
It would be really troublesome to turn around.
When everything was ready, Jiang Xiao started to express milk on the spot.
This primate is a milk thief!
The little calf looked slightly unkind, and even its slurping movements were a bit slower, as if it was ready to complain at any time.
"Haha, I am here to encourage your mother to breastfeed. The more I urge you, the more milk you have. Don't you feel that the milk in your mouth has become sweeter? This is all my fault."
promote lactation?
Xiao Niuzaizi looked at Jiang Xiao with side eyes.
Jiang Xiao looked back without fear.
The eyes of the man and the calf met.
"If you dare to complain, I will cut off your pacifier, believe it or not!"
Jiang Xiao threatened fiercely.
"It's so big and there are so many. If I squeeze a little, your mother won't die. I advise you not to make yourself uncomfortable!"
I don't know if Xiao Niu was frightened or if Jiang Xiao's words did make some sense.
The little calf lay down again and sucked milk attentively.
Seeing the thick milk stains overflowing from the calf's mouth, Jiang Xiao swallowed subconsciously.
It looks really delicious, right?
or
A few mouthfuls?
"Ahem, I don't want to drink it, I just want to taste it."
In the frightened eyes of Xiao Niu and countless viewers in the live broadcast room.
The primate grabbed one of its mother's pacifiers and took a sip.
Um?
wrong?
The moment the milk entered his mouth, Jiang Xiao directly turned on the storm inhalation mode!
Kuku is so fierce!
This is really a bully!
The calf spit out its pacifier and planned to call its mother.
But before she could open her mouth, a sharp shovel was placed under her neck.
The threat is very obvious.
If you file a complaint yourself, you will most likely die.
The animal's survival instinct made the calf give up the complaint again.
But seeing the fierce primate creature that Kuku sucked in front of her, her own daughter must be feeling unhappy!
My mother, why should I feed you? !
Thinking of this, the calf got into the cow's arms again, and started sucking again more forcefully and fiercely than usual.
I felt that the calf next to me was starting to exert strength.
Jiang Xiao pushed it off the pacifier with a backhand.
That's right, he not only wants to rob it, he also wants to monopolize it.
Jiang Xiao: (‵)
This wave of dove-occupying magpie's nest operations.
[Oh my god, Jiang Xiao is a real beast! Somewhat shameless. 】
【Hard talk? Healthy? The main thing is the original taste? 】
[The little calf is about to cry. I’m sorry, I even laughed. 】
[Look at Jiang Xiao’s triumphant expression, he’s so stupid that he deserves a beating! 】
[Beast, worse than a beast, are you trying to steal the milk from such a young calf? You really don’t have any shame at all. 】
[I feel like Jiang Xiao is different this time than before, he seems a bit shameless and abstract.]
At this time, Jiang Xiao was completely immersed in the ocean of milk~
He just wanted to have a taste.
But I never expected that after I took the pacifier in my mouth, I couldn't stop.
It’s too fragrant and sweet! ! !
Originally, he thought it would smell like milk or the messy smell of cows.
But there is no odor at all.
Some have only a pure, rich and extremely milky flavor, and are very sweet and thick.
Very satiating.
It was like the mushy soup he drank in the mental hospital when he was a child.
In addition, the most important thing is that he actually felt a force slowly nourishing his body and muscles.
To know.
Now Jiang Xiao's physical fitness has long been out of the category of human beings.
Normal weirdos can be beaten to the point of crying by his pure strength.
Even Jiang Xiao, the reward that Guitaan had given to the people of the country after passing the test, no longer felt anything.
Just because his body's upper limit threshold was stretched too high, he no longer felt the normal prompts.
Unexpectedly, after taking these few mouthfuls of milk, he actually felt the long-lost pleasure from increased strength.
And it can be seen from the miraculous power contained in the continuous absorption of milk by the muscles.
This is not a temporary buff, but a permanent enhancement!
No wonder the bodies of these cows are more majestic than the last. The fundamental reason is that they have laid a good foundation since childhood.
That being the case
Don't miss this opportunity again~
Jiang Xiao: (‵) I suck, suck, suck! ! !
He also had it both ways.
While sucking, squeeze into the bottle.
Hiss, strange?
The cow flicked her tail uneasily.
Why is Zaier so hungry today?
The guy sucked it for her, which made the cow suspect that there was a water pump underneath.
Jiang Xiao was so happy.
But the world has fallen silent.
The three big enemies had stood up involuntarily, as if they couldn't believe what they were seeing.
It took a long time before the barrage started to move.
[My mother asked me why I was kneeling to watch. 】
[He, every operation he makes is beyond my expectations]
[Thanks to my seeing him acting so normal before, I thought Jiang Shen's condition might have stabilized this time. 】
[You are happy too early. If you don’t get sick, it will be fine. Once you get sick, it will seem more abstract than before. 】
[Who is a good person who just shows off the nipple of a cow? 】
[The little calf competing with Jiang Shen on the same stage is already in despair. Look at its expression of hopelessness. 】
[Little Cow: My family, who knows? When a monkey competed with me for milk, I couldn't win it at home. 】
[Jiang Shen: I know you are in a hurry, but don’t be anxious yet. 】
Mu Xitang, who had been waiting for too long, also ran over because he was worried about Jiang Xiao's safety.
At a glance, I saw a figure kneeling under the cow's belly, sticking out her butt and slurping non-stop.
ah?
ah? ?
ah? ! !
(°ー°)? ? ?
Dad, why did you show off yourself first?
Have you forgotten your baby girl who is waiting to be fed?
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