Chapter 185 In the Dead of Night, People Are Killing People and Setting Fires!
"Paws, paws! Lost it, lost it, I'll lose Yaomei'er."
Jiang Xiao stood confused in the middle of the road. He had repeated this sentence countless times.
hiss!
When I saw him in the live broadcast room looking like he was missing his brain stem, I felt anxious for him!
If that doesn't work, you can just knock on the door and ask!
As the ceiling of Blue Star's combat power, your current performance is too stupid, right?
Dr. Sun pushed up his glasses on the bridge of his nose and began to draw in his notebook again.
Seeing him like this, Chief Li became very angry.
"Hey! Sun! Didn't you say that Jiang Xiao will be normal as long as he encounters things related to his daughter? Take a closer look, is he normal now?"
"Oh, he's very normal. He's just a little bit not very smart. Especially when his accent changes, he'll look a little stupid. You can't just say that he's not a normal person just because he's stupid or crazy, right?"
"You mean Jiang Xiao is normal now?"
"What do you think is wrong with him?"
Everyone:? ? ?
Wang Defa?
Looking at Jiang Xiao on the screen carrying a hiking bag.
With his left hand, he was holding two unfortunate guys whose faces were almost flattened, and with his right hand, he was holding a shovel across his shoulder.
Especially the conflicted expression on his face.
Both anxious and confused.
You say this guy is a normal person, so he’s not afraid of being struck by lightning?
Ignoring everyone's looks that wanted to eat him, Dr. Sun said to himself.
"We should look beyond the superficial phenomena to see the essence. At the very least, he is much more normal now than when he was holding the heifer and packing the roots of the old tree, right?"
Everyone:? ? ?
Do you have such a comparison?
Just because a person first poops upside down and then urinates upside down, you can't say that he is a normal person when he urinates upside down, right?
Not only has the old tree entwined its roots become a famous scene, it has also been popularized by Lacy Bu Zhan Shou in the [Super Ginger Rescue Sister Team].
No, it can even be said that the master is better than the master.
Everyone was disgusted when they thought of the image of the Chosen One from Asan Kingdom sucking the bull and shaking the handle.
"Hey, Chief, Jiang Xiao has made some moves!"
You have to take action. If you don't take action, the little pink hair will really be robbed!
Jiang Xiao seemed to have had an awakening and was frantically knocking on nearby residents' houses.
‘Bang bang bang!!!’
"Is there anyone! Is there anyone inside!"
‘Bang bang bang!!!’
"Is there anyone inside? Is there anyone among you now?"
"I lost my Yao Meier, have you seen my Yao Meier?"
"I lost it. I really lost it."
"She has pink hair. Have you seen Yaomei's pink hair?"
Several families could not bear to be disturbed.
At first, they were angry about who the idiot was so unruly, knocking on the door at night?
However, when he opened the door and saw Jiang Xiao dragging the unrecognizable Peter and Aaron in his hands, he immediately suppressed the words he wanted to criticize.
wipe!
Is there something bad happening in town?
"No, no, I don't think I saw any little girl with pink hair."
"No man, I was just sleeping until you knocked on my door."
"Little girl? Oh my god, I swear to God, I've never seen anyone like this."
These people said a few perfunctory words and immediately closed the door again.
No matter how much Jiang Xiao shouted or knocked, more than 90% of the houses did not even pay attention to him from beginning to end.
People who don't open the door know it well.
The guy outside was yelling like this and no one bothered him. His strength must be frighteningly high.
I didn't open the door to make myself uncomfortable, so I just let him do it.
"Has anyone. Has anyone seen my little sister? She has pink hair. She is five years old. My little sister."
Jiang Xiao looked helplessly and desperately at the houses around him with all their doors and windows closed.
If it drags on any longer, no one can tell what will happen.
People in the live broadcast room were silent.
It’s a rare sight in ten thousand years, but Jiang Shen was actually defeated by the ghost story?
This is the first time that the Dragon Kingdom Ceiling, who has always been an invincible opponent of monsters, has shown such a helpless look.
[Hey, I thought this man never fought against the odds.]
[It feels like something is about to happen. Mu Xitang and the others were escorted to the edge of the town by the sexy nun. 】
[As the saying goes, caring leads to chaos. Little Pink Hair is really not suitable to follow Jiang Xiao into the ghost story! 】
【Come again? Judging from the previous performance of the Pink Hair Leader, it is obvious that the benefits outweighed the disadvantages after she entered the ghost story! 】
[Uh, I don’t understand why you think Jiang Shen will fight against the wind? Is it because I can’t find the little pink hair now? 】
[Actually, the more Jiang Shen behaves like this, the more worried I am. Of course, don’t get me wrong, I am worried about the residents of this town. 】
"Well~ if no one is willing to help"
Jiang Xiao stood still and began to mutter to himself.
hiss.
"If you haven't opened the door, is it because everyone is too asleep?"
"So the first condition to find Yaomei'er is to wake up the big guy first and interrogate him properly?"
"No, no!"
"No matter how deep you sleep, you will never hear such a loud noise from yourself."
"Is it possible that Mu Xitang is in their hands?"
"Or do they know where Mu Xitang is?"
"By the way, that should be the truth!"
"Otherwise, why don't you dare to open the door and face labor and management?"
"If you break in by force, it will definitely cause trouble and offend all the weird ones, so I should find a way to let them go out on their own initiative."
His little reasoning stunned everyone.
This has nothing to do with the facts. At least it is not a product of the same world.
"Documentary about innocent and weird villagers taking the blame for the sexy nun?" 》
Jiang Xiao looked around and took off Peter and Aaron first and then hung them on the bell tower.
Then he carefully looked through the things in his backpack.
I want to see if there is anything that can make people come out of the house voluntarily.
Huh?
(~) "I forgot about this good thing."
Under the gaze of countless pairs of eyes in the live broadcast room.
Jiang Xiao took out vodka with his left hand and Huozhezi with his right hand.
Everyone:? ! !
【he! Could he be thinking? 】
[If nothing else happens, what he wants next is what we thought]
[Tell me a little, give me a little haha, I shouldn’t have questioned Jiang Shen’s professional level just now, it’s my question, thank you (sweating soybean emoticon). 】
【I lost it! That's crazy. Jiang Xiao wants to challenge a small town by himself? 】
【what are you thinking? Jiang Xiao used fire attack because he didn't want to offend the town! 】
[Well, indeed, you are right to say that. He just wanted the villagers to leave the room on their own initiative. 】
Looking at the highly concentrated vodka in his hand. Jiang Xiao reluctantly took a few sips before taking action.
I saw him turn over and jump onto the roof of a house.
"It's on fire! It's on fire! Come out and put out the fire!"
ah?
With a reminder?
[Villager: You are so weird! 】
I have to say that Jiang Xiao's voice really had a great effect.
Everyone in the live broadcast room heard the sound of rustling clothes coming from nearby houses.
There were also vague shouts and curses from some people.
"What's on fire?"
"Wang Defa! I'm scared. I just dreamed of the critical moment and I'm about to go in!"
"Oh God, look at my little darling, keep sleeping, mommy will sing you a lullaby~"
"There's something wrong! He's wearing Ji Bahuo! Tourmaline!"
Obviously, they were awakened by Jiang Xiao again and soon realized that there was no such thing as a fire.
"Hehehe, what are you in a hurry for?"
With wine on my left and fire on my right, the God of Fire helps me!
"Labour and management will be released right now!"
The main thing is sincerity, you must be true to your words and your actions must be resolute, and it will catch fire!
The lit vodka fell on the roof of a house in a cool parabola.
It's not over yet!
It’s already been lost anyway, so just lose it all at once!
Jiang Xiao's hands were about to create phantoms. In less than five seconds, he had already projected more than a dozen bottles of vodka.
Suddenly someone shouted:
"Damn it! The horse is on fire!"
When the husband shouts loudly, the woman also shouts loudly.
The two children cried together, and hundreds of thousands of people shouted, hundreds of children cried, and hundreds of dogs barked.
In the middle, there were sounds of collapse, fiery explosions, whistling wind, and hundreds and thousands of people moving in unison.
Just when the whole town was in panic, an extremely arrogant laughter sounded above their heads.
Jiang Xiao: *(ˊωˋ*)*
"Wahahahahahaha!!! Hey! You guys are weird, I advise you to confess as soon as possible! Now hand over my little pink hair and we can talk about everything, otherwise I will blow up your town. Believe it or not! It's not burning, it's Exploded!"
Everyone: (mouth)? ? ?
What kind of stuff?
Are all criminals so vicious nowadays?
We were sleeping soundly at home, but the house suddenly burned down, and when we got out, we were persuaded by the arsonist to surrender?
He even stepped on his horse and threatened to blow up their town!
Who is the pink hair in his mouth?
He looked at the man standing on the roof with an upright face, pinching his waist and laughing.
Especially the superhuman stance with a strong sense of justice.
For a while, the people in the town themselves began to wonder if they had broken the law.
It’s broken, I slept through it, am I a criminal?
There is a palm spread below