Chapter 181 Arctic Catfish

My mother.

Wash your eyes.

A naked man tightly coiled around a bull.

If Pu Renmeng can get out safely this time, he must wash his eyes!

It’s true that Lacy is not a Confucian temple, but the talent level in the live broadcast room is not low.

【ok! Live wallpaper is ready! 】

[I lost it, my brother is so fast. Please take one, for a fee, preferably 4k ultra-clear. 】

[My evaluation is that it is not as good as World War II. You just made the wallpaper here? All the videos of ghosts and beasts from other places have been uploaded, and they have gone straight to the top of the list of ghosts and beasts! 】

[It’s not surprising, after all, Lacy already has an inherent advantage by not being defensive.]

【how do I say this? 】

[Uh, what I mean is that he doesn’t need the bonus of the ghost video at all. No one dares to respect him in the ghost zone where he can kill without editing the original picture. 】

【I lost it! He, he is making moves again! 】

Under the gaze of hundreds of millions of eyes in the entire live broadcast room of Asan Kingdom.

Laxi Buzhanshou, who had been unable to suck out any milk, finally became anxious.

With an ouch, Kuchi bit it down hard.

(;yi`;)

The melting expression of the big bull immediately stiffened, and the bull's eyes popped out instantly.

"Moo!!!!"

The big bull in pain definitely broke out at the fastest speed in its life.

Those four hooves are so phantom!

The speed skyrocketed!

At this time, Xiaoya and Jack, who were rushing at the front, couldn't stand it anymore.

I couldn't help but stop and gasp for air.

When I breathed in, my entire alveoli felt burning and painful.

I really can't run anymore

This time, the front end also covered more than five miles.

Knew it.

Human physical strength is inherently inferior to that of cattle.

What to say?

Cows should be considered livestock, right?

And no matter what.

These are not ordinary cows. Even the smallest heifer is more than three times larger than the ones outside.

Just when the two were planning to fight to the death.

When he turned around, he saw Lacy, who was holding a cow in her arms.

The reason why I saw it at a glance.

Not only because this cow rushes the fastest and fiercest, but also because Lacy without clothes is so easy to recognize.

Um?

What a trick, old tree rooting, and this kind of operation to restrain cows?

"I didn't see it. This kid has some brains."

"Indeed, the huge body of these big-horned cows is their advantage, and at the same time, they do not seem to have a very good restraint effect on the intruders coiled under their bellies."

"Jack, this, the horse that Lacy is holding in his arms looks like a bull."

Xiaoya Flax was stunned.

After opening his eyes to see the details clearly, Jack was also shocked, and his outlook was completely shattered.

"Forget it, forget it, let's not care about this for now. Let's find a cow and put it on the cow first. By the way, look carefully. When you find a heifer, don't choose the wrong gender!"

Jiang Xiao was in a semi-crouching position, staring blankly at the fisherman in front of him.

As for Mu Xitang, the three big enemies and the two cows, they were watching from a distance.

Their intuition told them that the uncle who suddenly appeared on the small wooden bridge in the middle of the night must be unusual.

It's probably the obstacle that stops them from going to the town!

Jiang Xiao pointed at the uncle and asked in confusion.

Jiang Xiao: o(o`зo)

"I'm sorry, what are you doing?"

"Oh God, if you didn't have eyes in your butt, it wouldn't be hard to tell I'm fishing."

The blond and blue-eyed uncle seemed a little speechless. He was sitting on the bridge with a fishing rod in the middle of the night. What else could he do?

"What kind of fish are you fishing for?"

"catfish."

“Why catfish?”

"Because Jesus once said that fishing is hard, and catching catfish is even harder, and I like things that are more challenging."

Are you a fisherman?

Jiang Xiao became interested, sat directly next to the man, and swirled the vodka the man brought over.

The main thing is a familiar one~

The uncle wants to do something to him, fishing, whoever wants to take the bait.

This idiot has been sent to your door by yourself, so there is nothing wrong with sending him to see God yourself.

But the uncle's intuition told him that the seemingly brainless man in front of him was not a small character to be trifled with.

A cold evening breeze blew by.

The four people not far away were so cold that they shrank their heads.

The cows were also pacing back and forth uneasily.

night.

It seemed to be getting quieter and darker now.

Jiang Xiao, on the other hand, drank up a bottle of high-strength vodka with relish and opened another bottle shamelessly.

"If you're fishing, why don't you fish during the day?"

The uncle sneered.

"Because there are many people during the day, and the kind of big catfish I want to catch, during the day, there will be many caring people to protect her."

"So, you have to catch catfish?"

"That's natural. The location I chose to build my nest is unique. The plump catfish likes to go out at night best, but she is very smart. Occasionally, she will pop up a bubble to challenge me and immediately dive into the deep water to hide."

"Then you are still fishing for her? I suggest you try another method, such as fishing for a double-sided turtle or something."

"Haha, what's so rare about a double-faced turtle? Catfish not only pride themselves on being noble, but they are also social animals. If you can successfully catch one, you can often pull out the carrots and bring out the mud and catch many more."

The uncle looked at the somewhat angry man in front of him, and finally resisted the urge to take action.

never mind.

I feel like I have bad luck today, and I forgot to do some fortune-telling when I went out, so I just decided not to do anything tonight.

And judging by the way this man showed off two bottles of vodka in just one minute without blushing or out of breath.

There must be two brushes in hand.

At this time, Jiang Xiao didn't notice the change in the uncle's eyes. He only cared about the catfish.

"Then why don't you get a water pump or something and drain the river. Then you can catch all kinds of fish."

It seems that Jiang Xiao's words are very profound.

The fishing uncle's face was stunned for a moment, then he showed a rare smile and said helplessly.

"Can you see where the river ends?"

Jiang Xiao's eyes flashed with light, and he raised his head and looked into the distance for a while.

"I can't spread it. I can only see the crooked-neck tree 1,500 meters away, which has not yet reached the source of the river."

Shall I wipe it?

Can he see 1,500 meters?

The look of surprise on the fishing uncle's face became more and more intense.

If this kid wasn't bragging, then his vision was indeed a bit scary.

After all, there is fog blocking the rivers at night.

"You can't see the end, because this river is connected to the North Pole. Maybe Catfish's family is no longer in the basin in front of her. Haha, plus there are many caring people who protect her along the way, so..."

"So you want the Air Force today!"

Well.

The veins on the uncle's forehead jumped uncontrollably.

The Air Force is the Air Force!

Do you need to say it yourself?

It’s obvious to you, isn’t it? !

Not to mention the Air Force is the greatest respect for a fisherman!

Based on these words, the uncle made up his mind to get something to take home and eat meat later.

"Forget it, let's go! Don't interfere with my fishing here!"

The uncle moved the small stool under his butt.

Give Jiang Xiao and the others a way to pass.

Jiang Xiao unceremoniously moved the uncle and the stool down the small wooden bridge.

"I'm sorry to say it, but I still have cattle, and the way you moved is not wide enough."

"Moo~"

Da Zhuang and Da Hua also mooed to prove their existence.

Eh.

Now it is beyond the scope of the ranch.

The two of them could only accept their fate and plan to end up with this man who didn't want Bilian.

Jiang Xiao: (`з) "The boxwood pole is so soft~Sister, Hariya~"

Looking at Jiang Xiao who was carrying a shovel and humming a song without looking back.

The uncle suddenly felt an indescribable feeling in his heart.

This kid.

Maybe it can bring a little surprise to the town?

Little Fenmao and Big Enemy, who were riding on the back of the big horned bull, also hurriedly followed Jiang Xiao's footsteps.

Just when the uncle took the bench and sat back on the single-plank bridge, his face turned green instantly.

"Fuckshit! That kid who stole things! You'd better pray to Our Lady Marilyn that you never let me encounter you again, or I'll fry you like that damn catfish!" Oh my god, I swear I’m going to do this!”

What kind of awesome stealing technique?

Didn't you see any special moves on his part?

Not to mention that the whole box of high-grade vodka I brought was gone, and even the late-night pizza and snack chocolates in the basket were taken away!

Just take food.

We can understand that too.

But if you keep the fire crackers and fishing bait for lighting, why the hell do you just take the chicken feathers with you?

The box is now empty.

If the basket hadn't been too big and fixed on the bridge, making it difficult to pick up, the uncle seriously doubted that the boy would have taken the basket with him!

Hateful!

How can I happily fish here all night now?

Think of this.

The uncle fired another Chinese quintessence meal in the direction Jiang Xiao left.

"Dad, was that fishing uncle calling us just now? I seemed to hear his voice calling someone."

"No, you heard it wrong. By the way, do you want to eat the chocolate?"

"Eat! Xitang wants to eat!"

As soon as she saw the chocolate, Little Pink Hair immediately ignored the vague voice behind her.

"Brother Jiang Xiao, how did you get this chocolate?"

Curly Hair swallowed, feeling greedy in his heart.

"Oh, you're asking about this pizza?"

As Jiang Xiao said this, he took out a full pizza from his pocket and ate it.

"Um, where does this pizza come from?"

"Huh? How did you know I had vodka?"

Jiang Xiao took out another bottle of Birdie Vodka from his bag and filled it.

Get this high first!

Did I lose it?

Curly hair: =()

Big beard: =()

Black girl: (*)!!

Three people: You are not going to be a human being today, are you? !

You had milk to drink, snacks to eat along the way, not to mention outrageous staples like pizza.

Now even the vodka is on the horse?

When they watched the live broadcast before, they would also sigh that Jiang Xiao's completion of the horror ghost talk solo vacation mode was really incredible.

But now I feel it personally.

I even felt how much of a psychological impact his inappropriate operation had on the other chosen ones!

I'm really jealous and don't want it.

"We'll be in town soon. You can also drink some milk then."

After talking to the three people behind him without looking back, Jiang Xiao took the pizza and fed it to his pink-haired gold-swallowing beast.

"ah?"

"Can we have milk?"

"Brother Jiang Xiao, are you talking about us again?"

Happiness came so suddenly, the three big enemies couldn't believe it for a moment.