The 937th Chapter Is Not Bad Money (2)

Seeing that the two were so fooled, everyone's interest was suddenly raised.

At this time, Xiaoqing suddenly said, "Grandpa, I'm a little hungry."

When Zhao Banshan heard this, he asked, "Are you hungry? Come and have a bowl of noodles."

Xiao Yunhai said: "78 a bowl."

"What is it, so expensive?"

"Scottish braised noodles."

"Is it expensive for your bran?"

"I don't want money."

"Then bring me a bowl of braised rice and taste the salty first."

Hearing the conversation between the two, everyone burst into laughter.

"Fuck me, this Zhao Banshan is even cheaper than Emperor Yun. That's fine."

"Cow, it's simply God's reply."

"Looking at Emperor Yun's stunned expression, it really made me laugh to death."

The performance of the two won countless applause from the scene.

"Old man, I want to say that noodles don't need money, you still want noodles!" On the stage, Xiao Yunhai showed a trace of disdain on his face and left the stage.

In the monitoring room, from Zhao Wuyan onwards, there was jubilation.

There is nothing wrong with their propaganda strategy,

The cooperation between Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Banshan has attracted all the attention of the Chinese audience. In just one minute, the audience rating has risen by 10% to 26%, and it is still rising. , the highest ratings have surpassed last year.

Zhao Wuyan was completely relieved at this moment. Twenty-six percent is equivalent to a quarter of the audience in the country watching the show. If he was killed, he would not believe that the other two TV stations could surpass him at this moment.

Indeed, although the next program of nnc and nbc TV is the performance of three peerless beauties of Ista, Dong Piaopiao and Ningxia, the ratings still plummeted to the lowest point.

In the monitoring room of nnc, Tang Kewang looked at the sketches of Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Banshan on the TV with a solemn expression, without the slightest smile on his face. The reason why he switched the TV to CCTV was that he wanted to see what kind of means the other party used to defeat him.

When it was discovered that Xiao Yunhai had played such a role regardless of his personal image, everything had become clear.

If he changed himself, he would definitely want to see Xiao Yunhai's sketch, it was too different.

On the stage, the sketch is getting better and better.

"Oh my God, Teacher Bi is here." Xiao Yunhai shouted.

Zhao Banshan came over, pushed Xiao Yunhai aside, and said, "Don't shout, this is the guest I want to invite."

Zhao Banshan shook hands with Teacher Bi and introduced himself.

Bi Tingjian said, "Brother, I'm looking for your son."

Zhao Banshan said: "He's waiting for you in the village. The village is grand and grand, and the mayor's secretary is standing there waiting in line for you. I'll set up a hall and get you a big photo to hang in the middle, surrounded by flowers. !"

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

"This is a welcome ceremony? Why do I sound like a farewell ceremony."

"Emperor Yun is so talented, the welcome ceremony can be turned into a funeral, ox."

"Mr. Bi's expression is about to cry."

Bi Tingjian hurriedly asked, "Brother, what color are those flowers?"

Zhao Banshan said: "There are white and yellow ones! It's so beautiful, the common people are all waiting there with pens and crying."

When Bi Tingjian heard this, the smile suddenly froze on his face.

"Oh, I'm going, this is the welcome ceremony? God, I'm going crazy."

"My stomach can't stop laughing. This is the rhythm that wants my life."

"This sketch is too funny. Every sentence is a point of laughter. It is definitely the funniest sketch I have ever heard."

Many people were laughing and laughing, wiping away their tears.

On the stage, Zhao Banshan began to get close to Bi Tingjian.

"We are fellow villagers, aren't you from Dalian? Where do you live in Dalian?"

"I live in Laobiewan, Dalian."

"Oh, there are relatives. The child's grandfather lives there, and his surname is Bi."

Zhao Banshan's rigid kiss made everyone laugh again.

Looking at the smile on Bi Tingjian's face, Zhao Banshan said, "Look, this smile is much like the photo of your grandfather before he left."

When Bi Tingjian heard this, his face immediately turned pale.

Xiaoqing made up the knife again and said, "Grandpa, look, it's more like not smiling."

"Pfft."

"Hahaha”

"This relative is too fancy."

"Like the photos of people before they leave, hehe, who can stand this."

But what they don't know is that the real orgasm is here.

On the stage, Zhao Banshan gave Xiao Yunhai a wink, Xiao Yunhai also gave him a clear expression, and the two began to order food.

Zhao Banshan said, "Four Australian abalones."

Xiao Yunhai didn't even think about it, he said politely, "I'm sorry, no."

Although we already knew this would be the result, everyone still couldn't help laughing, and the scene began to boo.

Zhao Banshan was not affected at all, and continued: "A lobster that weighs four pounds."

Xiao Yunhai said: "I'm sorry, it's not that big."

Zhao Banshan was stunned for a moment, and asked with some guilty conscience, "How... how big is it?"

Xiao Yunhai was also a little dumbfounded, and said tentatively, "Is there... a pound or so?"

Zhao Banshan asked, "Do you have more than a pound?"

Xiao Yunhai said the most classic rhetorical question, "Yes... or not!"

"Hahaha."

"God, I'm going crazy."

"That's an amazing question."

"Emperor Yun and King Xiaopin are so tacit understanding."

"It won't be about to reveal the stuff."

The audience was already laughing wildly, applauding and cheering everywhere.

At home, Xiao Yunhai's whole family couldn't laugh anymore.

"This guy Yunhai is so funny, my stomach is about to burst from laughing." Xiao Yuanyang pointed at the TV while laughing.

"I took it, I took it. I didn't expect that when I even shed tears, I was still laughed and cried. Yunhai is so talented. Hahaha." Xiao Zhenbang wiped his tears and laughed wildly.

Others are not much better, especially the performers on stage are their own family members, which makes it even more unbearable.

Xiao Yunling's stomach hurts from laughing.

On the stage, Zhao Banshan calmly patted his trouser pocket and said, "I told you, this is your store, don't you know? We are not bad for money."

Xiao Yunhai immediately showed an expression of sudden realization, and said, "That's not it."

"Ha ha."

The audience was amused by Xiao Yunhai's nonsense with his eyes open.

Zhao Banshan said angrily: "Why don't your hotel want something? What is this? Get your boss."

Xiao Yunhai seemed to slip his lips, and without thinking about it, he replied, "No."

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

"This answer is too powerful."

"Not even a boss, what an international joke."

The whole scene has turned into a sea of ​​joy, and the atmosphere is soaring to the extreme.

It wasn't until Bi Tingjian said that he wanted the commonplace meal of the people, Zhao Banshan relaxed and said confidently: "Then let's come to the people. Come on, child, let's have a little pheasant and eat mushrooms."

Xiao Yunhai didn't even think about it, and replied, "No."

Zhao Banshan was obviously stunned for a moment, rubbed his nose, and said softly, "This can be done."

Xiao Yunhai pursed his lips and said, "This is really not true."

"boom."

The whole scene was completely detonated by this sentence of God's reply, and even people with a high laugh couldn't help laughing. Some viewers with low laughs even slapped their thighs.

The host Xu Jun squatted directly on the ground, clutching his stomach, and burst into tears of laughter.

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