The 937th Chapter Is Not Bad Money (1)

With the collective praise for "Where Has Time Gone" on the Internet, countless viewers have switched their TV sets to the central set, and the ratings have naturally skyrocketed, which made Zhao Wuyan greatly relieved.

He knows that the ratings will be even higher in the future, because the sketch "Not Bad Money" co-operated by Yun Huang and the sketch king Zhao Banshan will appear soon.

He had seen them perform at rehearsal and nearly broke his stomach from laughing.

At ten o'clock, Xu Jun stepped onto the stage and said: "The next thing that will be played is a sketch that we cooperated with Yun Huang and Xiaopinwang, and the name is "Not Bad Money". Our director just asked me to remind me of the scene in advance. And the audience in front of the TV, don't drink water. Otherwise, you will definitely choke."

Xiao Yunhai's sketch "Not Bad Money" begins.

In the expectation of everyone, the king of sketches, Zhao Banshan, wore a coat and brought New Year's goods, and walked onto the stage with Xiaoqing.

Although Zhao Banshan didn't say a word, his appearance still caused the audience to spontaneously applaud.

"This is the most expensive hotel in Tieling, flirting in Scotland." Zhao Banshan pointed to the name of the hotel and read.

"puff"

"Hahaha."

The first sentence made everyone laugh out loud.

Xiaoqing said: "Grandpa, you read it the other way around. It should be Scottish. This family is expensive."

Zhao Banshan said nonchalantly, "I brought the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag?"

Xiaoqing searched for a long time and said, "I put it on the Luokang."

Zhao Banshan reprimanded her,

After rummaging through the whole body, only more than 300 yuan was left, but the two still walked inside.

"Waiter." Zhao Banshan shouted.

Xiao Yunhai was wearing a skirt, with a girl's hairpin in his hair, and a red scarf around his neck. His movements also became a little coy, and his whole person looked quite feminine.

This outfit immediately shocked everyone.

It would be fine if it was another actor, but who is Xiao Yunhai? Huaxia's business card, a world-class superstar, do you need an image?

Still, everyone applauded. Not for anything else, but for Xiao Yunhai's desperate performance.

"That's what a real actor is."

Countless audiences at the scene and in front of the TV sighed in their hearts.

In Xiao Yunhai's home, seeing Xiao Yunhai's outfit, everyone couldn't help laughing.

"Sister-in-law, what are you doing, brother? I'm dying of laughter." Xiao Yunling had ever seen his elder brother look like this, leaning forward and back while holding his stomach and laughing.

Zhao Wanqing shook her head and said, "Several times in the entire entertainment industry, it's just your brother who would spoil himself so much for the show."

Xiao Yuanyang said with a smile: "Look, Yunhai will definitely become popular tomorrow because of this image, and it will definitely be him on the front page. But, don't say, his appearance is really funny."

Xiao Yunhai said in half-familiar Northeastern dialect with a look of disgust: "I'm sorry uncle, we are a high-end hotel here, and we don't accept agricultural and sideline products."

"Hahaha."

As soon as Xiao Yunhai's first sentence came out, everyone couldn't help laughing, and the word "cheap" appeared in their minds at the same time.

"No, we are eating." Su Banshan corrected: "I said girl, this meal is very important to us."

When Xiao Yunhai heard this, he was immediately anxious, his hands on his hips, and in a very high-pitched voice, he said dissatisfiedly: "Oh my god, who do you call a girl? They are pure men."

Looking at Xiao Yunhai's feminine attitude and listening to his pure manly lines, everyone burst into laughter.

"I'll go, this is still pure man."

"Emperor Yun, you are too cheap."

"Oh, my God, I really can't take it anymore."

"God, save me."

Not only the scene, but the audience in front of the TV also laughed.

At home, Xiao Leshan had just had a sip of tea, and when he heard his words, he spit it out, pointed at Xiao Yunhai on the TV and scolded with a smile, "What are you doing, stinky boy."

Zhao Wanqing was also smiling, and said, "Grandpa, don't drink water. I know Yunhai, and his sketches get more and more funny as they go down."

Xiao Yunling laughed at this moment, lying on the sofa without a ladylike smile.

Although Zhao Banshan had rehearsed with Xiao Yunhai many times, he couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw how cheap he was, so he suppressed the smile and said, "Then why are you still dressed like this? Also wearing a skirt. ."

Xiao Yunhai said: "This is packaged according to our Scottish style. Besides, it's not a skirt, it's not cropped trousers. Look, it still has legs!"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Yunhai grabbed the trouser leg with his hand and showed it to him.

When everyone saw it, the good guy was really cropped trousers, but he only wore one leg.

Xiao Yunhai took a serious look, only then did he realize that there was something wrong with his pants, with a shy smile on his face, he said embarrassedly, "Damn, I was in a hurry to wear it and ran away. I said why there is no crotch in the aisle!"

"Pfft, hahaha."

"Oh, I'll go."

"The cropped trousers turned into a skirt, so talented."

"There's no crotch, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter."

Countless audience members burst into tears.

Zhao Banshan said: "You save that leg to wear tomorrow. Young man, let me tell you, I want to invite an important guest to dinner today. You must entertain it well."

Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "No problem."

Zhao Banshan beckoned and said, "Come on, let me ask you, how much does your hotel cost for a meal?"

Xiao Yunhai was stunned for a moment, and asked inexplicably, "Then why are you so anxious?"

"Hahaha." The audience laughed again.

Zhao Banshan said: "I mean to order the most expensive ones."

Xiao Yunhai said: "It should be ten thousand or twenty thousand."

Zhao Banshan pursed his lips and said, "Then what, do you have any such situation? After eating today, I will pay the bill tomorrow."

Xiao Yunhai's eyes changed when he looked at him, and said, "Are you playing a white bar?"

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

"That's too plain."

Zhao Banshan hurriedly explained: "No, it's not a bait, rich, but not bad."

After he finished speaking, he handed him a hundred dollars from his pocket, pretending to be a rich man, and said, "Here, tip."

Xiao Yunhai's face was like a chameleon, a smile immediately climbed onto his face, and with an extremely cheap expression and tone, he said, "Oh my god, uncle, you are so bright, you are handsome."

"Hahaha."

The audience couldn't help but burst out laughing again.

Zhao Banshan smiled and said: "I told you, this is not for nothing. When the guests come, you must give me enough face, and when I order food, you will take care of it for me."

"What are you doing?"

"You give me face, but you can't let me spend too much. It's just... I want expensive dishes."

Xiao Yunhai hurriedly said, "I'll just say no."

"That's right!" The two of them gave a high-five, Zhao Banshan was happy and gave Xiao Yunhai a 30 yuan tip again.

Xiao Yunhai's smiling eyes almost narrowed to a slit, he put away the money, and said, "Master, I'll give you a good understanding, you can rest assured."

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