Chapter 288 Chocolate and Beer

After Eriri glared at Kasumigaoka Utaha who was sleeping on the sofa, she wrinkled her nose and snorted at someone standing beside her.

I won't say goodnight to this idiot tonight!

Thinking of this, the girl stomped on the stairs with a thumping sound. You don't have to guess that the thin cotton slippers will not have any cushioning effect. Her white and tender little feet will definitely turn red, and then she will feel more resentful when she lies on the bed. She added fuel to the fire and successfully increased her anger value.

Hojo Kyosuke smiled bitterly, bent down, stretched his right hand behind Kasumigaoka, and put his left hand around her knees. With a slight force on his waist and abdomen, he hugged this beautiful woman who pretended to sleep in his arms.

It was only half past ten. As someone who often reads novels all night, Kasumigaoka's excitement time has just arrived. It is impossible for her to be so sleepy that she falls asleep directly on the sofa. But she also gave Eriri face. She did not perform a trick of falling asleep in one second, but showed tiredness early.

The girl's soft arms immediately wrapped around Hojo Kyosuke's neck, and her upper body also leaned over, with her full breasts tightly pressed against his chest.

Her long eyelashes opened like a peacock, revealing wine-red eyes.

"Good evening, Kyosuke~"

Her voice was so charming that it could drip water, just like two perky buttocks held in someone's palm.

"Good evening, Shiyu." Hojo Kyosuke smiled and walked to the second floor with her arms without stopping.

"But I don't want to go to bed so early~" The girl blinked her eyes, charming and smart.

"Good children should lie on the bed obediently now."

Someone pushed open the door and put the girl in his arms on the bed. But the arms around his neck did not loosen, but tried harder to pull his upper body down.

"Hmm~~"

Her moist red lips pouted, and although she didn't apply any lip glaze, she was shining with an attractive brilliance.

The breath of both of them sprayed on each other's face, both with the sweetness of yogurt.

Looking at Shiyu's charming face close at hand, Hojo Kyosuke didn't know whether the door that was not closed at this moment would pass by an unknown beautiful girl, thus giving himself a name of perversion. He only knew that in the face of the girl who invited him so warmly, if he didn't taste the tender lips carefully, he would be a fool who didn't understand the style.

After all, no matter how beautiful the girl is, you need to tell her yourself.

Decisively lowered his head, held Shiyu's upper lip, like tasting an appetizer, stretched out his tongue to lick it gently, not hurriedly, as if he was narrating another language, a language that can only be understood by touch.

Hojo Kyosuke was not satisfied with just feeling with his lips. He raised his hands that were pressed under the girl, held the small and delicate face, slid his thumb along her smooth ear, pinched the small earlobe and kneaded it gently.

"Hmm~ah~~"

Hearing the girl's soul-stirring moan, he smiled and changed his target, turning his head to hold the thin earlobe. Although it was very thin, it also had a warm and fleshy feel, which made him suck hard for a while, and then hold it in his mouth and gently rub it with his teeth.

"Hmm~don't~~"

The tingling feeling on the ear spread to the bottom of Kasumigaoka's heart at a very fast speed, as if it was ticklish, making her brain tremble. While humming softly, her body twisted like a water snake.

This girl who seemed to have always taken the initiative now begged for mercy, but what she knew was that someone was well versed in the essence of the so-called no means yes. After all, he was a translator who could accurately grasp the psychology of tsundere, and Kasumigaoka was certainly no problem.

Not only did he not let go of his mouth, but he bit it harder, and his tongue kept moving up along the auricle, licking the thin cartilage layer where every blood vessel could be seen. Both hands were not idle either. The right hand held Shiyu's little head tightly, and the left thumb touched the girl's lips.

He just gently stroked the lips, and before he had time to feel it carefully, the whole finger was sucked in, entering the warm and moist space, touching the soft and slippery little tongue.

Wow~

It was Hojo Kyosuke who exclaimed now. Even in his previous life, he had never experienced such a wonderful feeling, and he couldn't help but chase the girl's tongue with his thumb.

The girl's rosy little mouth sucked the thumb while biting it with her fine teeth. Her slender waist kept twisting, and her two slender, white and round thighs kept rubbing against each other.

The door of the room was still half open. Hojo Kyosuke stood by the bed, leaning down to bully the cold and poisonous sister. Neither of them cared whether they would be discovered by others, even...

Kasumigaoka Shiyu's two slender and round thighs were twisting and rubbing constantly, but now they suddenly lifted up and hooked Hojo Kyosuke's waist, trying to pull him all over her body. As expected, it succeeded. After all, one of someone's ten advantages is that he loses all defense when facing a beautiful girl.

Hojo Kyosuke controlled his body and carefully lay on this soft and warm body. This zero-distance contact made him stop.

The tongue left the already wet ears and raised his face.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu also opened her eyes, her wine-red eyes were filled with a pool of spring water, and then her small tongue suddenly wrapped around Hojo Kyosuke's thumb and licked it hard.

Looking at the girl who was still holding his finger in her mouth, and whose whole body seemed to exude a special smell, Hojo Kyousuke smiled slightly, raised his right hand, pushed back the loose hair on the girl's forehead, and touched the hair that had been covered with a thin layer of sweat. His smooth forehead, then lowered his head and kissed her gently.

He slowly pulled his thumb away, swiped it on his lower lip thoughtfully, and then smacked his fingers like he had eaten potato chips.

"Good night, Shiyu."

"Well~~Good night, Kyosuke~" the girl responded softly.

Hojo Kyosuke straightened up and closed the light and door.

The moonlight poured in through the screen window and scattered on Kasumigaoka Shiyu's smooth thighs. The nightgown had already faded to the top of her thighs due to the intense movements just now. Under the black briefs, her two round thighs became more and more slender.

With a seductive blush on her face, the girl slowly exhaled.

She sat up straight, took off her silk nightgown, and then her sleeping underwear, and then lay on the bed.

"Good night, Kyosuke."

Murmurs filled the room.

After walking out of the room, Hojo Kyosuke looked around and listened carefully.

There is no sound in Yinglili's room. This guy is a standard kid. He is very noisy during the day and will fall asleep quickly as soon as he gets to bed. The same goes for Naohua. This girl has always been used to getting up early, so she goes to bed as early as possible at night if she has nothing to do.

There were still very small voices in Glass and Sakura's rooms, obviously they were still chatting with their new friends.

Go down the stairs, pick up Momotaro, who is still lying on the carpet in the living room, and take him to his house.

The fluffy puppy opened its eyes and saw that it was Hojo Kyosuke. He purred weakly a few times. You didn't need to guess, but you knew that he must have said "Good night, aniki~"

Walking down the courtyard from the sliding door of the Japanese room, Hojo Kyousuke took out his mobile phone and dialed Yukino Momoka's number. It only took two seconds for him to be connected.

"Hello?" He raised his voice slightly.

"Hojo-kun...ah, don't grab it, Xiaojing..." Yukino only had time to call out his name before he exclaimed.

For a moment, Hojo Kyousuke only heard the chaos on the other side, the voice of Miki Okudera, the voice of Shizuka Hiratsuka, and a somewhat unfamiliar voice, Yukinoshita Harano.

"Call that bastard over here. He stole my little Miki and I haven't settled the account with him yet. He actually hid Xueye in the house again. Bastard, I'm going to show his face!"

Hiratsuka Shizu's shouting was clearly heard on the mobile phone, along with Haruno's laughing voice and Miki's voice saying "Don't talk nonsense".

After a while, Xueye's voice came from the phone:

"I'm sorry, Hojo-kun, Xiaojing is drunk."

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Hojo Kyousuke seemed to be able to smell the smell of alcohol, but it wasn't from Shizuka Hiratsuka, but from Yukino's soft but cute voice.

"Haha, what about you, have you drunk too much in Bai Xiangli? Do you need your god to take you home?"

he asked with a smile.

"ah!"

Hearing this, Yukino on the other side of the phone exclaimed. Even if he wasn't in front of his eyes, Hojo Kyousuke seemed to have seen her black bob shaking, and a blush on her transparent little face.

Pick me up, take me home!

Ah~~Xiao Xueye's already small heart was immediately filled with these four words, and the beer in her stomach seemed to instantly turn into a liquid called "happiness". And the happiness continued to expand, and she was almost overwhelmed.

"want!"

As soon as the words came out, she quickly shook her head, and then realized that Mr. Hojo couldn't see her movements, so she said again:

"We will all sleep at Xiaojing's house tonight, and..."

Xueye looked back. In the spacious living room, there were two animated characters, a man and a woman, on the huge LCD screen. Below were blue lyrics letters. The accompaniment was playing on the stereo. She vaguely remembered that it was "Space Battleship Yamato". The theme song of "No. III" is Xiao Jingdian's song. I don't know why she ordered such age-revealing songs.

Although it was originally used for singing karaoke, it has actually been a long time since anyone sang, and now it has become a simple music player. Because as early as half an hour ago, the three people except himself were already drunk.

Xiao Jing kept scolding Mr. Hojo and said harshly that she would help herself and Miki teach Mr. Hojo a lesson. Miki kept stopping her from scolding Mr. Hojo and saying good things about Mr. Hojo. No matter who speaks, Yangno will clap vigorously, then exclaim, and insists that she also say something.

"Everyone else is drunk. I won't feel comfortable going back alone, so I'd better stay here tonight. I'm sorry, Hojo-kun."

Xueye held the mobile phone in his right hand and whispered with his left hand.

"Why do you need to apologize?"

Hojo Kyosuke smiled and shook his head, recalling the first time when he and Miki brought Hiratsuka Shizuka home together, this guy really liked drinking.

"But Bai Xiang Li Nian seems to have a good drinking capacity."

Shizuka Hiratsuka not only likes to drink, but he also has the bad habit of teasing people to drink. Do you know that this kind of behavior will be despised if seen by people from the "Neon Self-reflection Club"!

Well, the self-reflection meeting, which is about self-discipline, resists the society’s culture of persuading people to drink. Of course, you don't need to think about it to know that those who will hate this kind of behavior must be the party who is persuaded and forced to drink. If you join such an association, you can only share your grievances at gatherings. When it comes to the party, you have to drink when you have to.

This situation will probably improve when they join the "Neon Drinking Club".

"Hojo~~"

Yukino blushed and said coquettishly. As someone who used to live on chocolate and beer, her alcohol tolerance is naturally very good. But it sounds wrong for a girl to have a good alcohol tolerance, especially when Hojo found out about it, which made her even more shy.

"Haha, my phone is not muted, call me if you need help. Even if you suddenly feel hungry in the middle of the night, I will immediately make you a table of delicious midnight snacks."

Hojo Kyosuke said with a smile.

"Yeah, I know~" Yukino replied happily in a low voice.

On the other end of the phone, Hojo Kyosuke pondered for a moment:

"Ahem, Yukino, is Miki still conscious now?"

Yukino blinked, turned her head, looked at Miki Okudera who was still sitting on the sofa with an elegant posture, and nodded:

"Well, Hojo-kun, do you want to talk to Miki?"

"Ahem, yes."

It's also fortunate that someone is open-minded, otherwise he would never say such words.

God is my witness, he is not bullying Yukino for being soft-tempered. He also considered whether to call Miki alone, but that would make Yukino think too much, and the tone was so petty, so it's better to be open.

"Well, I'll give it to her now."

Listening to the cough coming from the phone, Yukino pursed her lips and smiled. Since she had already moved into Ruyi Lodge, how could she still care about those things. After hearing that Hojo-kun was going to take her home, this little thing couldn't even stir up a ripple in her heart.

After all, if she wanted to escape, she didn't have to hide in an unknown place. Hojo-kun's warm embrace would definitely be waiting for her. She thought so, and he did so.

"Miki, Miki~"

Yukino shook Miki Okudera's shoulder. Unfortunately, although she was sitting in a dignified posture, the queen who was drunk by Shizuka Hiratsuka was completely drunk. She just sat so beautifully because of her body habit.

"Ah, Hojo-kun, Miki is drunk."

She dodged Shizuka Hiratsuka's attempt to grab the phone. Miki Okudera, who was still sitting still, pulled Shizuka Hiratsuka's arm and pressed her on the sofa. No matter how the latter screamed, she didn't let go, and she yelled: "Don't hit Kyosuke, I'll hit you first."

"Um... Hojo-kun, Miki is hitting Shizuka's butt." Yukino said blankly.

"It's good." Someone raised the corner of his mouth, and his mood improved a little.

"I will ask the clerk of the tobacco pavilion to open the store by himself. Remember to tell Miki to let her stay at home and have a good rest tomorrow." He urged.

"Well, then good night, Bei..."

"Moshimoshi, is it Xiao Bei~~ Come and drink with us~"

The voice in the phone suddenly became louder, from a gentle and lovely voice to a charming big sister voice. Well, Yukino's phone was snatched away again, this time by Yukinoshita Haruno.

The bright and beautiful voice that used to be a little strong is now full of drunkenness, but Hojo Kyosuke, who has eaten with her several times, knows that this guy is definitely not drunk, and Yukino's alcohol tolerance is not worth mentioning in front of her.

"Okay, return the phone to Yukino quickly, I haven't said good night to her yet."

He said helplessly, although a drunk woman is troublesome, she is far less difficult to deal with than a woman pretending to be drunk. Especially pretending to be drunk is a fun person like Haruno.

"Ah~~ Why don't you say goodnight to me~ Say goodnight to me~~

I'm so lonely~ No handsome guy says goodnight to me~~"

Ah~ Where did this childish ghost come from to act like a child?

Hojo Kyosuke was amused, but after hearing this, he couldn't force Yang No to return the phone to Xue Ye.

"Goodnight, Miss Yang No."

After a pause, he added:

"Even if you don't get drunk, drink less and pay attention to your health."

"..."

Tonight, Yang No, who was a chatterbox, was silent for a while, and the childish smile on her face disappeared.

She blocked Xue Ye who wanted to take back the phone with one hand, and whispered to the microphone:

"Kyosuke, did you say goodnight to Xue Ye tonight?"

"Huh? So you know?" Hojo Kyosuke said in surprise.

"She is my favorite cute sister. How could I not know that she is going to live in the home of a dangerous person like you?"

"Hey, I don't admit to being a dangerous person. It's slander. This is slander."

If Aunt Sayuri said that he was a dangerous person, he would admit it. After all, he did have great intentions for her daughter. But Yukinoshita, from the first time they met, he was the one who was scolded.

"No wonder! Xiaobei, you are the most dangerous man I have ever seen. You can use another woman's mobile phone to make me blush, my body heat up, and my whole body tremble without even showing up. I have become weird..."

"Hey, hey, hey, stop it, when Mrs. Yukinoshita gave birth to you two, she didn't give all the lies to you and all the honesty to Yukino, this is a major production error!"

Hojo Kyosuke interrupted, he almost thought that the other party was describing the situation of Senior Shiyu just now. But the girls' attitudes at that time did have a lot in common...

"Hate it~~ I didn't lie~~ The sentence you said, 'Even if you don't get drunk, drink less' is as powerful as an emetic, it captured my whole being~~"

Yonori said coquettishly, winked at Xueye mischievously, and walked away with her phone.

"What kind of metaphor is this?" Someone complained.

"Ah, Kyousuke, don't you know? I'm not really incapable of getting drunk. If I can't hold it anymore, I'll induce vomiting. It feels like a cold air rushing straight to my head, and my skull is almost lifted up."

Yonori's voice was full of smiles and charming, but there was no smile on her plump and beautiful face.

"..."

Hojo Kyousuke was silent, he could tell what was true.

"So I told you to drink less."

"But, as a person born by my mother with all the lies, I have to do this~~

What should I do? I'm so distressed~~ Kyousuke, can you tell me~~"

Hiss——

Sure enough, the word "most" cannot be used for everything in the world. A woman pretending to be drunk is more difficult to deal with than a drunk woman, but a woman who tells you that she is pretending to be drunk is even more difficult to deal with.

Hojo Kyosuke's clever brain worked at full capacity, and he found the answer very easily:

"Next time you need to drink, bring Yukinoshita Yukino with you, and let her tell the other party how bad it is to persuade them to drink, and severely rebuke them. Or let her help them quit drinking, anyway, let them feel the so-called absolute justice."

On the other side of the phone, Haruno opened her mouth wide, her eyes were dull, and it took three seconds for her to recover her agility, and then she burst into laughter:

"Hahahaha, as expected, Kyosuke you are the best! Yeah, it's decided, next time I'll bring Yukino with me, let her open her eyes and take a good look at her sister's world."

Hojo Kyosuke could clearly feel the joy in Haruno's heart.

"Don't say it was me who said it." He warned.

"Hahaha, what's the matter~Are you afraid of being scolded by Yukino? No, she can't thank you enough~~After all, she has been longing for that world for a long time..."

Yukinoshita Haruno's voice when she said this was completely devoid of sunshine and brightness.

"So happy!

I heard you say goodnight to me, Xiaobei!

I heard you told me to drink less, Xiaobei!

I heard you care about me, Xiaobei!"

Oh, that's right, this is Yukinoshita Haruno, even when she said thank you to me, she didn't forget to flatter me on Yukino's side.

"Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight, hurry up and give the phone to Yukino."

Hearing Haruno's voice of recovery, Hojo Kyosuke said unhappily.

Although Sakura is also a fun person, she is three hundred levels behind Haruno in terms of lack of moral integrity. To be honest, Sakura is neutral and good, and having fun will not really hurt anyone. And Haruno is completely neutral and evil, as long as there is fun, it doesn't matter what the consequences will be.

"Ah~~ Wuqing, you just said that to me, and made me..."

"Hurry up."

"Yes, yes, Wuqing Xiaobei."

Yukino took the phone with a smile. If it was another girl who snatched the phone, the gentle and generous smile on her face would definitely make that girl ashamed, but unfortunately, she was facing the fun-loving Yukinoshita Haruno.

If she hadn't taken into account that Hojo Kyosuke on the other end of the phone would really get angry, Haruno really wanted to give a thumbs up and say "Xiao Yukino, your Hojo-kun is really great!"

"Hey, Hojo-kun." Yukino shouted softly.

"Well, you've seen how much that guy can drink." Hojo Kyosuke smiled and said that it was necessary to tell Yukino about this to prevent her from being teased later.

"Hehe~ Actually, Miki told me about it before, but I really can't see it at all." Yukino said with a smile.

Well, Miki Okudera was naturally told by Hojo Kyosuke.

"That's it, see you tomorrow."

"Well, good night, Hojo-kun."

Yukino's voice was very gentle, and even gentler than her voice were her dark eyes. Under her long eyelashes, her eyes were as charming as the Milky Way, full of mystery.

"Good night, Baixiangli."

Hojo Kyosuke also responded softly and hung up the phone. Yukino was one of the few girls he would hang up the phone with, because if he didn't hang up, this stupid woman would hold the phone and listen to his breathing quietly.

Once, Mingming just called her to tell her that he would not go back for dinner, but after talking about things, she kept holding the phone and listening stupidly for twenty minutes. If it weren't for the breathing sound in the receiver, Hojo Kyosuke would have thought Yukino was asleep.

Looking at the dark screen, Yukino smiled sweetly. Hojo-kun still said that he was stupid, and he was obviously with him all the time.

"Huh——"

Looking up at the night sky, the bright moon, and the almost covered stars, Hojo Kyosuke let out a long breath.

Or maybe I'll skip tomorrow morning's class and go give them some hangover soup. I haven't seen drunken Yukino and Miki for a long time.

My heart was beating.

Hojo Kyosuke was in a dilemma, but in the end he thought of Shizuka Hiratsuka and Yukinoshita Haruno, and gave up this tempting idea. With these two around, he definitely couldn't enjoy the drunken state of the two queens.

Let's go to school. The math test I did before will be handed out tomorrow, and this moment can't be missed.

Having made up his mind, Hojo Kyosuke walked into the living room, closed the glass sliding door, took out his mobile phone and turned on the security system, and the metal blinds made a slight sound of falling.

On the other side, in Shizuka Hiratsuka's high-end apartment.

When Yukino returned to the sofa in the living room, he saw Haruno holding a can of Kirin beer and handing it to Shizuka Hiratsuka's mouth.

She chuckled and didn't intend to stop him, because Xiaojing had urged her to drink before she was drunk, and now she could only complain.

She picked up a piece of chocolate from the coffee table, broke off a piece and put it in her mouth, and the sweet and mellow taste spread in her mouth.

Squeak——

She opened a new can of beer, leaned on the back of the sofa, looked at the spaceship on the TV screen, listened to the pleasant melody, and took a sip.

When Itomori ate the first bite of food fed to her by Hojo-kun, she made up her mind that she would never eat such a strange combination of chocolate and beer again.

At that time, she thought that she had found happiness, so how could she let the dark past affect herself?

Even in the few years when she came to Tokyo to live alone, she didn't try again. Only when she sat in the cafe at the entrance of Dongcheng Middle School, looking at Hojo Kyosuke, she would silently break off a piece of chocolate and hold it on her tongue.

On the first day of the reunion, the first night of living in Ruyi Dormitory, when she was lying on the bed with her eyes open and in a daze, Hojo-kun walked into her room with beer and chocolate.

Ah~~ It turns out that the dark combination that supported me in the dark time is such a wonderful taste in the happy time.

Yukino knew that she didn't have to feel inferior because she was older than Sakura and the others, nor did she have to be afraid of having nowhere to hide, let alone causing trouble for Hojo-kun.

As long as she wanted, even the combination of chocolate and beer, Hojo-kun could enjoy it with a smile.

Although he would frown uncomfortably because of his keen sense of taste, he would still give a thumbs up and praise his choice as "perfect!"

He felt his emotions and used this way to wear his heart, which was a unique way for himself and God who had "taste failure".

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