Chapter 314: Yukinoshita Falls Into an Endless Nightmare
In the end, Eiri couldn't let Mitsuba and Kato Megumi read the manga with him. Fortunately, Yotsuba, a little girl who completely escaped the fate of the Miyamizu family miko, received the comics from Eishusha as aid supplies. He embarked on the road of no return to becoming a housewife.
The other two junior high school girls, since they are radio-type girls, will naturally not let go of the minds of the suspected supervisors and editors to receive radio waves from another world and create anime dramas. So they enjoy watching cartoons a little more than others.
Others are on a pilgrimage to the Holy Land, and they are looking for traces of people from the universe. Yotsuba's ability to become friends with them is also indispensable.
Fortunately, Hikigaya Hachiman and Zaimokuza Yoshiteru didn't know about this matter, otherwise these bottles of water would think of the guys who suffered trauma in their "younger years", and I'm afraid they would also think of being misunderstood by the people around them because they suffered from chuunibyou when they were in junior high school. The tragic past of an idiot.
Why, why are Yotsuba and Sachiko, who are chuunibyou, able to watch TV in the arms of a good-looking older sister? Why do we, who are also chuunibyou, only get "really disgusting" looks from the female classmates in the class!
When Ying Lili turned on the TV, the ending song of "The Legend of Godless Demon Altar" was already playing, but she was not discouraged at all and directly opened the recorded file.
Although it is no longer the era of using video tapes, most Neon TVs still provide recording functions, which are even more considerate. As long as it is set according to the broadcast schedule, recording the programs of the next week is a basic function. As long as the TV's storage is large enough, it is no problem to record the programs of all TV stations throughout the week.
There is no need to turn on the TV, and there is no need to ask mom to record a program by helping wash the dishes.
Of course, as a rich woman, Yinglili naturally has memberships on all the websites where she can watch videos. No matter which troublemaker wants to buy exclusives, it will not affect her enjoyment of watching videos.
Clicking on the playback button, sitting on the left side of the blond lady was Miyomizu Yotsuba, the eternal reserve miko who had not yet started her business but the shrine was destroyed by a comet, and on the right side sat the muttering radio-type girls Sachiko and Koha.
Seeing Hojo Kyosuke who had accomplished something in his studies, Yukinoshita Yukino was already ready to accept it, but what she didn't expect was that Mitsuha Miyamizu was even more conscientious and conscientious than she was.
"Okay, let's do it all again to make sure you haven't forgotten." Sanye invited with a smile.
Hojo Kyousuke looked at the girl who was almost nestled in his arms. There were crystal clear, small beads of sweat on her forehead. Strands of black hair floated over from her ears and stuck to her face until they reached the edge of her red lips. Her cheeks were flushed with a characteristic after exercise.
The soft breasts were rubbing against her own body. Whether it was the charming posture or the slight movements, it was like the afterglow of the wonderful things last night.
Someone just feels that everything is back on track, this! This is the sports festival he made a wish to the God of Romantic Comedies~~
High school, a beautiful girl, with a soft body, dripping sweat, crisp passwords, and flying hair cutting the sunlight into countless irregular shapes.
The hands that were held together due to mistakes during the relay race, and the smiles of trying their best at the end of the long run when they collapsed into their arms...
Wait, it seems that I am thinking too far, ahem.
Hojo Kyosuke put his arms around Mitsuha's waist, just like Mitsuha asked him to do before.
"Okay, it's about to begin, so cheer up, this is definitely the best drama this year!"
Yinglili's voice was full of energy, not like she had just woken up.
"Kyosuke Hojo, now is the time for you to repeat, not study." Yukinoshita said with a cold face, this guy's hands are too skilled!
Hearing this voice, Yinglili pressed the pause button and turned her head.
Now that Hojo Kyosuke and others have arrived in the Japanese-style room, the tatami made of rushes and cloth is not uncomfortable even if you sit on your knees, and is perfect for dancing.
Looking from Eiriri's perspective, she could only see someone standing there blankly, and Kato Megumi sitting next to her. Both teachers were hugged by the wall around the corner.
"Idiot, finish it quickly and let's watch it together! I don't want to have to watch it a second time with you later. It will be too troublesome!" The blond lady roared like a cute tiger.
"OKOKOK~"
Hojo Kyosuke replied briskly, with a teacher like Mitsuha, the progress can't be fast. But even so, he knew that Yinglili would definitely be indispensable this second time.
There are many reasons for girls to watch it a second time. For example, this episode is so good-looking, the heroine’s first outfit is so good-looking, the hero’s eyes look like a chore when he draws the sword, this passerby must be someone Voiced by voice actors...
Of course, she told the chores all this. In fact, even if Hojo Kyosuke had already watched it once with her, the second time was absolutely indispensable. If, like now, Yuei Riri watched it for the first time by herself, then she would take the trouble to get someone to watch it twice.
If you don't know what's going on, you might think this is a way to get some relief. In fact, you can just sit next to the blond girl and listen to the crisp and delicate voice chattering about various thoughts and ideas for the next book. Looking at what may happen in the next episode...
Ninety-nine percent of the fun that Kyousuke Hojo gets from animation comes from that cute girl.
After receiving a satisfactory answer, Eirili pressed the play button amidst Yotsuba's constant urging.
"Then let's begin~"
Kyosuke Hojo naturally didn't know about Yukinoshita's unwarranted speculation about him, he could only hear the unkindness in her tone, but he didn't care at all. If it weren't for the fact that Hui and Sakura were still sitting next to him, he could easily ignore Yukinoshita with his thick skin and continue to hug Mitsuha's waist and enjoy the fun of dancing.
As Mitsuha's humming sounded again, Hojo Kyosuke's body made smooth and graceful movements under the guidance of those little hands. Sakura, who was watching, applauded repeatedly, as if she had appointed Mitsuha as the tutor of the Hojo family.
At the end of the song, Yukinoshita didn't want to ask Hojo Kyosuke to dance independently again. She was a genius, so she knew geniuses best. Just from someone's unsatisfied expression, you can tell that he should never forget this dance for the rest of his life.
"Okay, the most difficult part of the second commission of the Service Department has been completed, and we can start the third one."
Yukinoshita Yukino, if this girl was born in the Showa era, she might really lead the Japanese people to buy the entire United States. This desperate spirit is simply to train himself to death.
Having just dealt with Hojo Kyosuke, she couldn't wait to put the invisible girl Kato Megumi on the table.
"The third item?"
Hojo Kyosuke asked in confusion, but his question was not answered. Yukinoshita just stared at Kato Megumi with her light blue eyes, which made the latter's scalp numb and felt like a tuna that would be dissected at any time.
If this is the sense of existence, I don't want it.
"Well, for me, it's not that urgent~~"
This is the truth, but also a lie. In her heart, the girl likes the feeling of being watched by Hojo Kyosuke as if she has become the heroine from an ordinary passerby. She also likes the feeling of entering this unprecedented world and connecting with so many unique and excellent people because of Hojo Kyosuke's attention.
Kato Megumi's ordinary world in the past 17 years has never been so colorful.
There are so many people around her, studying how to make her feel more present.
Although Kyosuke said so before, and although Sakura and Yukinoshita did accept the commission, she never thought that everyone would discuss herself seriously from the perspective of spiritual material, identity attributes, etc., just like the scientists on TV held a seminar on the melting of Arctic glaciers.
If my sister knew that I could become as important as the iceberg that crashed into the Titanic, she would definitely be shocked.
No, she wouldn't believe it.
Hehe~~
Although there were so many activities in her heart, the girl's fair face was still calm.
"I think it's better to let Kyosuke jump again to stabilize it, otherwise it will be bad if he forgets it tomorrow."
She said, but it was not because she was itching to see everyone taking turns to train Kyosuke, but because she really cared about Kyosuke.
"..."
Hojo Kyosuke first wondered if Hui was led astray by Sakura, but then he thought it was a good idea. As long as he said tomorrow that he had forgotten it, wouldn't it be possible for Mitsuha to teach him again? Then he could go directly to Sendagi's apartment. There were too many people here, which was not conducive to showing his true strength.
When Yukinoshita was lifted up, she looked so surprised and shy. She was so unsophisticated that it almost damaged her position in his mind.
You know, these arms and this body have been tempered by thousands of times! Don't underestimate me!
"Like this..."
Yukinoshita was sitting and kneeling on the tatami, with her right hand clenched under her nose, feeling her own breath and thinking. Her pale blue eyes looked at Hojo Kyosuke in front of her, and her expression was as serious as the shogun watching the performance of the dancer. Yamauchi Sakura, who was also kneeling beside her, lowered her eyebrows and looked like a maid.
Hojo Kyosuke didn't need to ask, he knew that Sakura must have imagined a stage play from the Kamakura period in his mind at this moment. She and Mitsuha are famous dancers on Honshu Island, and were invited by Kato Megumi to perform for the general at a huge cost. Megumi's purpose is to report to the general that her cousin who secretly hid two stones of rice and wanted to rebel.
Once her and Mitsuha's performance can please the general Yukinoshita, then Megumi will gain the general's trust, and the latter will send all the nearby daimyo to encircle and suppress the cousin who only has two stones of rice for rebellion.
But what Megumi didn't expect was that the general's wife had sent the maid Yamauchi Sakura to serve the general early, and kept a close eye on Hojo Kyosuke, the "stunning beauty". Once the general really fell in love with him, Sakura would assassinate Hojo Kyosuke without hesitation.
Yes, Sakura is so imaginative, and Hojo Kyosuke knows her.
She doesn't need to read books at all, because as long as she closes her eyes, her thoughts can float to eight hundred universes in an instant, and play imitation games with herself in the parallel world.
"Let's start, do it again!" General Yukinoshita said, and Hojo Kyosuke had to clear his mind and start performing, striving to make Hui's goal come true.
Mitsuha smiled and stepped aside, wiped the sweat with the towel she had prepared long ago, and then tidied her hair.
"The dance of the arms should be as light as a butterfly, and the rotation of the sleeves should be as round as an oil-paper umbrella..."
Hojo Kyosuke danced his arms according to Mitsuha's instructions, while recalling what Glass said in his head.
Sure enough, all arts are connected, as long as the other party is a beautiful girl.
At the end of the song, Yukinoshita nodded with satisfaction, and Kato Hui beside him also showed a very good smile.
"Very good, you can practice with everyone in the future."
"Very good! Kato Megumi's tutoring battle begins!" Sakura shouted, and immediately took out the low table where Kasumigaoka and Hojo Kyousuke usually used to write.
Tutoring is very common among high school students in Neon. It is not just poor students who go to tutoring. On the contrary, famous private schools are full of top students who have set their sights on prestigious schools.
Although he knew all this...but when he heard Sakura, a junior who was one grade below him, shouting such words, Kato Megumi still had a subtle feeling in his heart.
She raised her right hand and lightly touched her face with her index finger. The girl didn't say anything. She knew Sakura was just joining in the fun.
"Why don't you go to the dining table over there?" Yukinoshita asked.
"Oh, Yukino, you don't understand. The more ancient and precious a skill is, the more important it is to be passed down by word of mouth." Sakura shook her head and spoke plausibly.
Although he knew that Sakura was messing around, and it was the right thing to ignore her and go to the dinner table at this time, Yukinoshita couldn't help but retort:
"Although this enhances confidentiality to a certain extent, it also increases the risk of losing skills. I don't want to comment on whether this approach is advisable. I just want to know what it has to do with teaching Kato-san."
"Oh, Yukino, you are so impatient~~ You must know that a woman who is too impatient will not be lovable~~"
"..."
If her sister hadn't sent him a photo of herself at the airport at noon, Yukinoshita would have thought she was facing that person.
The girl instantly felt that the burden on her shoulders was heavier. Sakura could still be saved. She would never let him become like her sister!
Yamauchi Sakura didn't wait for Yukinoshita's roar, and pursed her lips in disappointment, but soon she spoke with satisfaction under Kato Megumi's curious eyes:
"Think about it, the dining table is so big and everyone is so far apart, nothing can compare to the intimacy of a small table, with everyone touching their heads. According to natural science, the high concentration will flow to the low concentration. You and Kyousuke The knowledge will flow to Hui-chan. Others pass it on by word of mouth, but you pass it on from brain to brain, and the efficiency is sky-high!"
…
…
…
The curse words in Yukinoshita's mouth are on her tongue, but unfortunately there are no curse words in her knowledge reserve. If she hadn't known that she couldn't beat Hojo Kyousuke, she would have really wanted to open Yamauchi Sakura's brain and see if there was something wrong with the chip inside and couldn't connect properly.
You can talk about brain linking.
"Let's go, Kato-kun."
Sure enough, the best way to deal with Yamauchi Sakura is to ignore her. Integrating into refutation like Hojo Kyosuke's kind can only be regarded as self-destruction. Yukinoshita stood up and said hello.
"Alas~~"
Kato Megumi's eyes drifted to the right, avoiding Yukinoshita's gaze, and hesitantly made a sound with his small mouth. Although she was a little reluctant to be told by Sakura that her knowledge level was so low that she could learn in such an incredible way, her focus was on other aspects.
"I think~ In fact, the small table is not bad. It makes me feel that students and teachers are a community~~"
Kato Megumi blinked and looked at Yukinoshita, her tone full of sincerity.
community……
Students and teachers…
Yukinoshita stared at the girl who was still sitting on the ground with wide eyes. Those eyes made it impossible to feel that she was looking at him. Yukinoshita was unable to use the human mind control technique and could not confirm whether the other party was reminding her. Own.
Yukinoshita Yukino, you just lost to Mitsuha Miyamizu. You are an incompetent teacher when it comes to teaching Hojo Kyousuke.
The girl did not expect that her ability would be questioned twice in just a few dozen minutes.
Seeing Yukinoshita's expression, Kato Megumi blinked again.
Yeah, it seems I said the wrong thing.
"Yukoshita-san, I feel that when everyone is crowded together like this, we will have a sense of intimacy that is different from school, and it will not be so hard when studying." She quickly added.
call--
Let me just say, even if Yamauchi Sakura was the world's number one infectious disease, she wouldn't have turned an innocent girl into a vicious idiot in such a short period of time.
Yukinoshita breathed a sigh of relief and nodded, expressing her understanding:
"That's right. This is indeed something I didn't consider. I forgot that learning is actually a very painful thing for some people."
"Why?"
This time the person who fell into sluggishness became Kato Megumi.
What's going on? I always feel that what I said just now is very rude? Is Yukinoshita-san taking revenge? Probably not? She is not Sakura...
Yamauchi Sakura, who was regarded as a terrifying existence by both of them, was almost rolling on the floor with a sore stomach from laughing at the interaction between the two of them.
Well, the so-called fast means that she is already rolling on the ground, but her belly is not sore yet. She has been laughing since she was a child. If she exerts herself, her abdominal muscles can be seen on her belly. Her waistcoat line is not inferior to Sanye at all. How could a mere laugh make her stomach cramp?
In any case, the last small rectangular table, less than half a square meter in size, was filled with people on all sides.
Kato Megumi and Sakurara sat on the two long sides, and Hojo Kyosuke and Yukinoshita sat on the short side.
Why? In this case, wouldn't it be different from the noisy legend Sakura said?
Does she want to let herself, as a high-concentration party, flow knowledge into her head? Kato Megumi thought doubtfully.
But, is this true? Would Yamauchi Sakura, who has been smart since childhood, admit that she is a fool? How is it possible? You know, one fool in a family is enough! If there are too many, wouldn’t it become a fool’s paradise?
“Then, let Yamauchi Sakura, who got full marks in the math test, teach you now, Hui!”
When the last syllable was uttered, Yamauchi Sakura opened her full-mark test paper amid Yukinoshita’s painful groan.
One in each hand, no one knows when this guy put it in his pocket.
Here it comes again...
Yukinoshita put her hands on the table, covering her face, hoping that this is just a nightmare.
“Ah.”
The bob-haired girl tilted her head and expressed her doubts in a mature tone.
“Hahahaha, Sakura, you’d better not make trouble. After all, Hui is a second-year student. Let Kyosuke take care of this matter.”
Miyazu Mitsuha said with a smile.
"Oh! By the way, Hui, Mitsuha is a genius at Ochanomizu University. It would be more effective if we let her tutor us!" Yamauchi Sakura readily followed the advice, but she still didn't put down the full-mark test paper in her hand.