Chapter 303 He Really Understands Girls’ Thoughts
"Speaking of which, this seems to be the first time I see Yotsuba in school uniform. I feel like she has grown up so much all of a sudden."
Hojo Kyosuke looked at the lobby of the teaching building and sighed. In his sight, three little girls wearing black and white school uniforms were rushing towards them with the momentum of thousands of horses.
"As long as girls go to junior high school, they will mature at a very magical speed. Shouldn't Kyousuke know this very well?"
Mitsuba responded, smiling and waving to her sister and her friends.
"Yes, in comparison, boys in junior high school can still be described as idiots unceremoniously."
Someone thought of Tetsuta Kirisaki who was full of thoughts about conquering neon lights, and then thought of himself in the previous life. Faced with a girl's confession, his first reaction was actually "Why do we need to fall in love? Then we don't have time." Have you played?"
No, wait a minute, if you put it this way, the original intention of conquering the world was to win the hearts of girls, hasn’t it already won too much? Although there are problems with the method, at least the thinking is very correct, just like Onizuka and the others.
This is normal, as Xisaki said, I am the sun. Under the sun, even if a construction worker moves a brick, the sun still has a share of credit. Therefore, the fact that his subordinates are so outstanding is all thanks to the efforts of himself and Sanye.
While Yotsuba was still a little away from running over, Hojo Kyosuke quickly told Mitsuha about his thoughts.
"So Kisaki doesn't have a girlfriend until now?"
Miyami Mitsuha hit the nail on the head and found the key to the problem.
Hojo Kyosuke recalled it, and it seemed that Kisaki had indeed told him last week that he was looking for opportunities in the red team's clothing department, saying that there were many cute girls there.
but……
"You don't know, Qisaki has now woken up and is determined to put love aside and devote all his energy to developing his career."
That's it, even though Kisaki says she wants to fall in love, her work enthusiasm has not diminished at all.
"Huh? Really? But didn't even Onizuka find a girlfriend? There's no reason why Kisaki should still be single if he's so smart."
Mitsuba was surprised. At first, after seeing Onizuka successfully find a girlfriend from the chat group, she was very relieved and felt that her teachings were not in vain. Unexpectedly, Kisaki, the person who had taken the most lessons with him and Kyousuke, would actually come to the end.
"Besides, isn't Kisaki your secretary regarding your career?"
"Yes, so as the boss, I know his mental state best. Think about it, if you really want to fall in love, how can you face the boss's request to "work overtime on weekends" than me, the boss? Be positive. "
Hojo Kyosuke spoke plausibly and was talking about tomorrow's award ceremony. It's not like he can't find his way without Kisaki. If he just makes a phone call, Miss Amemiya from Kinokuniya will accompany him cordially throughout the whole process. However, considering my traveling team tomorrow, it is better to be accompanied by three middle-aged uncles.
But Qisaki is still so active in planning the route, and even the izakaya for celebrating after winning the award is ready.
Although it is very convenient, as a qualified boss who cares about his subordinates, Hojo Kyousuke is really anxious in his eyes.
"Well……"
Mitsuha Miyamizu tilted her head, thinking of herself in the last class. Not to mention sorting out her notes after class, just thinking about seeing Kyosuke after school would make her unable to attend the main class.
"I see. It seems that Qisaki has found his own path." She nodded heavily and decided to give her blessing.
"Sister~ Brother Kyousuke, I've been standing here for a long time!"
Yotsuba's yelling sounded again, and Hojo Kyosuke then moved his gaze downward from Mitsuha.
The height of Yotsuba, who had just entered junior high school, met the basic standards for neon girls, just over 1.5 meters, a little too much, but not much.
A school affiliated with Ochanomizu University, although the high school and junior high schools are co-ed schools, the school uniforms are still relatively conservative. The skirts are not as long as those of sailor uniforms, machine guns, or other delinquent girls, but they are also taller than those of Sobu. Much longer.
The three little girls standing in front of Hojo Kyosuke were wearing white shirts on their upper bodies and a dark blue silk scarf tied around their necks. They looked full of age, a sight that could only be seen in old-school public girls' schools.
There was a very conspicuous belt tied around his waist. Rather than fixing his clothes, Hojo Kyosuke felt that its role was more to highlight the huge golden school emblem. Yes, if you don't know that the golden belt buckle is the school emblem, you can still think of it as some kind of fashion, but once you see it clearly, it's hard to tell.
"It's ugly, isn't it?"
Seeing Hojo Kyosuke's gaze, Yotsuba pouted and said. She still has two small braids on the left and right sides of her head like when Itomori was there, but they are much longer. They can no longer be called braids, and should be called short ponytails more accurately.
The two girls next to her, one with neat student hair and the other with long hair, were staring at Hojo Kyosuke without blinking.
"Yes, it is simply a disaster that lasts for hundreds of years."
Someone nodded in agreement. Thanks to this school uniform, Glass and Naohua never went out to play with him in uniform even once in the entire junior high school.
Well, yes, those two people also graduated from this school. This was not the first time Hojo Kyousuke saw this school uniform. Even a genius like Zhihua can't make this school uniform look better.
"Kyosuke-san thinks so, too. My sister also said that this is more Tokyo-style."
Speaking of this, Yotsuba sighed helplessly:
"As expected, country girls from the countryside have no taste. No matter how many popular magazines they read, it can't make up for it."
The little girl, who felt more mature than when she was a child, shook her head, just as she was worried about her stupid sister who shouted that she wanted to become a Tokyo handsome boy when she was in Itomori.
And Mitsuha, who was praised for her clothing aesthetic by classmates and seniors in women's universities, gritted her teeth for a moment and looked at her sister with unfriendly eyes.
Seeing that a sister battle was about to begin, a whisper beside attracted the attention of the three.
"The real thing!" A serious voice came from the student-style girl.
"Yes, the real thing! Alive!" The girl with her hair down echoed, with the same serious look in her eyes.
"Even the clothes are exactly the same as in the news!"
"That's right! If you want to have plastic surgery to look like this, it's absolutely impossible with the current medical level!
So, Yotsuba's brother-in-law is really Hojo Kyosuke!"
"You're too careless! Xiaoxing! We can't rule out the possibility of aliens! Just use that light to make them look exactly the same no matter what they are!"
"I see, it's a good thing you reminded me, Xiangye. It's indeed possible that there are shapeshifters who have the ability to shapeshift."
"Yes, yes! Even aliens like Yotsuba from the Digital Miko Star exist, so of course shapeshifters..."
The two little girls put their heads together and discussed heatedly, and from time to time they turned their heads to peek at Hojo Kyosuke with mysterious eyes. Needless to say, you know who the protagonist they are talking about is.
Bang! Bang!
"Baga! Didn't I tell you not to show your stupidity in front of Kyosuke brother!"
Yotsuba looked much angrier than her sister, and she jumped up and hit her friend's head with two slaps without mercy.
"Ah, it hurts!" X2
The two little girls first covered their heads and cried out in pain several times, then bowed together:
"Sorry! Brother Kyosuke and Sister Mitsuha, we accidentally discovered your true identity, but please rest assured, I already knew the existence of aliens when I was a child, and I will never discriminate against you."
The head girl, according to the name that appeared in the encrypted conversation, should be called "Xiao Xing".
"That's right! Now no one in the school except us knows the identity of the Yotsuha digital fortune-telling star, and the mouths of Sachiko and Xiangye are safes!" Another girl also nodded repeatedly, this is "Xiangye".
Is this the radio wave girl?
Hojo Kyosuke asked Mitsuha Miyamizu with his eyes, and the latter looked at his sister with curved eyes to teach the two little girls, and just smiled back at him.
"That's really reliable." He replied with a smile.
"Of course!" Xiao Xing nodded heavily.
"Why are you so proud? You are already a junior high school student. Don't fantasize that there are aliens around you all day long!" Yotsuha was furious.
"Yoshiha, there's no need to pretend anymore. Besides Sister Mitsuha, who is of the same race as you, there's only Brother Kyosuke who doesn't look like an Earthling." Xiangye pulled one of Yotsuha's arms and advised her seriously.
"I'm not pretending!"
"But, on the first day of school, you're with us..."
"No! Shut up, stupid Sachiko!" Yotsuha quickly reached out and covered Sachiko's mouth.
However, the two mature aliens next to her were obviously very interested in her little secret. Mitsuha directly reached out and grabbed Yotsuha's belt and dragged her over. The latter struggled and found that her feet couldn't fall to the ground.
"Wow!!!"
Sachiko and Xiangye looked at Mitsuha Miyamizu with their mouths wide open, fully expressing their recognition of the power of the digital fortune-telling star. Mitsuha was embarrassed by the little girl's eyes. After a cute smile, she quickly handed her sister to the man next to her, and her movements were as easy as carrying a bundle of discounted vegetables.
Hojo Kyosuke took it casually, smiled and motioned Sachiko to continue.
"Tell me, tell me..." The little girl frowned and thought for a long time, but still failed to get the attention of Yotsuba who was being held by Hojo Kyosuke.
Yotsuba struggled twice at first, but probably because she was afraid of falling to the ground and being more embarrassed, she gave up the resistance.
"The one who said you are a miko with superpowers and produced a bunch of evidence, isn't it you, Yotsuba?"
Xiangye said, speaking with a very serious expression, and then she was about to take something out of her small bag.
"Superpower?"
"Miko?"
Hojo Kyosuke and Mitsuha Miyamizu looked down at Yotsuba at the same time.
"Why, what's wrong! I am also the daughter of the Miyamizu family. Isn't it normal to start showing superpowers when I enter junior high school! At least I don't have a camera on my face, right?"
Facing the gazes of the two, Yotsuba was a little guilty at first, but soon she became confident with the encouragement of her two companions.
"That's not normal, okay? Don't make it sound like Miyamizu is a cursed surname. And what is a digital fortune-telling star? Are you fortune-telling for your classmates in school? Cheating in the exam?"
Sanye kept saying it, and the complaints were so dense that she couldn't keep up.
"What! Yotsuba, can your superpowers be used to cheat in exams?" Sachiko shouted immediately with bright eyes.
"This..."
Yotsuba hesitated and didn't refute it immediately, because she thought of her sister's grades that improved by leaps and bounds after entering junior high school.
Could it be that the power bestowed by God can be used in places like this in addition to saving the world?
But it is true. I serve God devoutly every day and every year, and I also try every means to expand my faith. I should be more favored by God than my sister. There is no reason why my sister can do that, but I can't.
"Don't think of it, you don't have superpowers at all!" Miyamizu Mitsuha ruthlessly extinguished her sister's fantasy.
"There will always be, I am the daughter of the Miyamizu family..." Yotsuha whispered.
"Is it possible that Yotsuha's smart head is your superpower?"
Hojo Kyosuke said with a smile, just about to transfer Yotsuha to Mitsuha, he reacted under the eyes of the two little girls. He quickly put Yotsuha down, and Miyamizu Mitsuha also hurried to help her sister tidy up her clothes.
Yotsuha, whose little feet finally landed, looked at her two friends and thought about her sister's performance in junior high school. Eyes fixed:
"It's possible!"
I have been very smart since I was a child. Even my sister who always calls herself my sister can't compare to me. This is the embodiment of my ability!
Yotsuba's eyes were exactly the same as when she was a child, and Mitsuha immediately caught them. The hand that was tidying up her clothes moved to her head and began to loosen her scalp.
Hojo Kyosuke found it funny, so even if you have a second-year syndrome, as long as you mix with a bunch of second-year syndromes, you will become a normal person. When she was in Itomori, Mitsuha was laughed at by her classmates because of her identity as a miko, but the same identity became a weapon for Yotsuba to make new friends.
"Okay, it's almost time to go back." He raised his hand and touched Yotsuba's head.
"Yeah! Let's have strawberry smoothie today!" Yotsuba nodded immediately.
"Yoto! There are still us!"
"Oh, I almost forgot about you two, Sachiko and Kanoha. See you tomorrow." After leaving the last sentence, she naturally took one hand and one hand of Hojo Kyosuke and Mitsuha and walked towards the school gate.
Mitsuha smiled at the two cute little girls and turned around following Yotsuha's hand.
"What should I do, Xiaoxing, Yotsuha seems to have forgotten everything I said before." Kanoha asked.
"It may be the serial number suppression. People from the digital fortune-telling star cannot control themselves when facing people with higher serial numbers than themselves." Sachiko thought of Yotsuha's appearance like a toy in the hands of two mature aliens before, and said with a serious expression.
"I see, then we can only take a long-term view." Kanoha sighed after she finished speaking.
The two of them sang in unison as if they were performing a manzai, and soon Yotsuha, who had not started to move, had a well-shaped forehead:
"What do you mean by unable to control yourself? I want to punish you two!"
It was clearly said before that she must behave normally after seeing her sister and Kyosuke. As a result, you two showed your true colors as soon as you met. The most hateful thing is that you even ruined my show!
"But, I didn't expect that the Hojo Kyosuke you mentioned was actually the real thing!" Sachiko whispered.
"The real thing!" Kaori nodded heavily.
"You... forget it, just take out the book you want to sign."
Yotsuba waved her hands, and she couldn't do anything about these two friends. Let me make it clear in advance that she definitely didn't become friends with these two idiots because she couldn't find normal people to be friends with! Although sometimes she looks silly, it's very happy to be friends with such people!
Just like when I brag about my sister's affairs, they all believed it immediately, and even signed up for my plan to build a network shrine, even though none of them know anything about computers.
But when I start selling shrine maiden costumes in the future, I can still give them a temporary shrine maiden position at Miyamizu Shrine.
"Real stuff, real stuff, this is a real stuff~~"
Hearing this, Sachiko and the others immediately hummed a happy tune and buried their heads in their small bags to search for things.
"Kyosuke, these two people like your comics very much. Ever since I told them that you are my sister's boyfriend, they have been pestering me to meet you."
Yoshiha turned to explain to Hojo Kyosuke.
"You actually like comics?"
Sanye was puzzled at first, but then she realized that these two girls are radio girls who believe in aliens. It is normal for them to like that kind of comics. If they were younger, they might have imagined that they were picked up by their parents and prepared to be raised and eaten.
"Is that so? If you had said it earlier, I would have brought some gifts from the publishing house from home." Hojo Kyosuke said.
"Well..." Yotsuba rubbed her toes and looked at the tall oak tree beside her with a wandering look:
"Actually, I had agreed with Sachiko and the others to go shopping together tonight, but then I suddenly remembered that I had already agreed with you, Kyosuke, today."
"No way, it was clearly agreed from the beginning that we would visit the real Hojo Kyosuke's brother-in-law's house!" Sachiko shouted.
"That's right!" Kaori nodded repeatedly.
"Huh?"
Mitsuba's eyes widened slightly and looked at her sister. When was this agreed? Why did she know it only now? !
Kyosuke Hojo looked at the embarrassed Yotsuba with a smile.
Little girls like to show off to their friends, he understands, no one understands better than him.
From Sakura when she was a child to Naoka Nozomi in junior high school, to Eriri who has not changed even after entering high school.
And then, wasn't Mitsuha like this when she was in college? When they were shopping together before and met Masaki Kaori, the girl's reserved yet unbearable show-off expression made him laugh when he thought about it now.