Chapter 666 Various Tragedies

I don’t know who is the coordinator of this sprint race, but what is certain is that the careless Misaka will really be regarded as a god by her sisters this time.

The biggest upset in history, General Viska, who has tens of millions of horsepower and thousands of weapons, whose left eye can destroy stars and whose right eye can destroy the world, and whose small mouth can shout like 2012, lost to a bunch of ordinary people in a long-distance race...

The reason is: She is not as high as the finish line.

This is so hilarious.

When Sandora, who sensed that something was wrong and quickly teleported to the arena, brought back our dumb cat-eyed girl, the girl didn't seem to have reacted yet. She stared blankly ahead until I reached out and pinched After pinching the little girl's face, Huesca turned her head and glanced here numbly.

"Well……"

The little girl's blood-red cat eyes quickly filled with water, and the next second, she cried loudly: "Wow...brother..."

This scene is really heartbreaking for those who hear it, and tears for those who hear it. I estimate that today, Viska's resentment towards his height will reach an unprecedented level: at least he must be tall enough to reach the finish line, right?

The little girl who expresses her feelings more easily than her three-no sister is still crying loudly - of course, this is because she is with us. If Sandora didn't pick her up in time just now, I'm afraid Huesca won't be the one now. Instead of crying, bombs were thrown all over the field and bombs exploded in the space. At the same time, the field was still silent. The curious scene just now challenged everyone's laughter, but everyone was interested in this little guy participating in the competition. I have heard about the horror, but the result is that when I look around, tens of thousands of people in the playground are almost suffering from tonsillitis.

"Ahem, there's no need to worry," Sandora took the initiative to stand up, and her Queen's majestic voice resounded throughout the venue, but everyone could hear the weird tone in her voice, "My sister needs some time to adjust her mood. , the game continues."

"What's that, Huesca, it's nothing." Seeing that order was gradually restored on the field, I began to try to comfort Yi Mi2, who was feeling sad in various ways. While stroking the latter's hair, I gave him good words. " In fact, you were the first to reach the finish line, but the rules... ahem, height and all, actually I quite like Huesca who is 1.2 meters tall."

"That's right," Qian Qian next to her also had the consciousness of being an older sister, and quickly followed her advice, "Don't worry about it, you have been here like this for tens of thousands of years anyway..."

Everyone: "..."

Viska whined and cried harder.

This stupid girl doesn’t want to open any pot! Is there anyone who is so exposed as you?

"I always feel like we are such a happy family," Bingtis looked at our entire interaction with an expressive expression. She didn't know whether her tone was teasing or a little envious, but with the character of this female gangster, I'm afraid. There must be more elements to add to the confusion, "Nuo, isn't there a guy next to you who is only 1.1 meter? You haven't grown taller in your whole life, and this little girl has already been this tall in two lifetimes."

Viska immediately raised his head and met Lilina's eyes, who was eating potato chips, and then suddenly broke into tears and smiled: "Win!"

Lilina had potato chips stuffed in her mouth and almost choked on the spot. After coughing like a convulsion for a while, Priestess looked around at everyone with a collapsed face: "I'm going to go! I was shot even while I was lying down?"

For the sake of world peace, you should be a target!

At this moment, there was a sudden sound of light footsteps behind him, and then Pandora's voice came over: "Brother."

I turned my head and saw Pandora's big gray eyes looking at Huesca. I wonder if it was an illusion, but there seemed to be a flash of sympathy in those originally emotionless eyes.

"A little unexpected, ha." I scratched the back of my head and lifted Viska from my legs to the ground, "Two people and three legs, right? What kind of lot did you draw?"

I just learned about the rules of drawing lots for two people and three legs with Misaka who was passing by nearby. In fact, it is a deformed version of the ordinary two people and three legs. Of course, there is a difference between the two. In this event, there is no fixed combination of players. You You need to draw lots and choose your partner from the players of the same camp on the field according to the restrictions on the paper. In this way, the newly formed combination will naturally not be able to practice cooperation in advance. Everyone knows how difficult it is to do a three-legged project that requires coordination: When I was in the fifth grade of elementary school, Qian Qian suffered a muscle strain like this. As soon as the starting gun was fired, the energetic girl rushed out at the speed of a 100-meter sprint. .

I shook my head, trying to throw away some painful memories, and then looked at Pandora curiously. Her project was about to start. She should have just drawn the lottery and was looking for a partner, but it seemed that the rules stipulated that only Can she find a partner among the players of the same camp in the arena? Why is this girl in the audience?

"Can't compare."

Pandora said three words concisely and concisely, and then sat down next to Viska with a straight face, leaving Sandora and I looking at each other.

After two minutes, I finally realized something:

Pandora's height is the same as the waist of most people currently in the competition, and even the same height as the legs of other players.

If the two of them had three legs, Pandora would have to be tied to someone else's leg...

After I figured this out, I suddenly started sweating like rain, and Sandora next to me also showed a look of realization: I quickly covered her mouth.

Certain words will lead to 2012. But having said that, Pandora just returned to the rest area with a straight face instead of simply throwing two quantum bombs on the field. Should I praise my sister for finally learning to use her head to command her muscles?

"Fortunately, we are all our own people here," my sister sighed leisurely, "We have avoided the end of the world."

In the first school festival sports competition of the Military Academy, the twin sisters still failed miserably in the second event. What was even more tragic than Visca who ran directly under the finish line was that Pandora was eliminated without even being qualified to compete. .

After lamenting the assumption that the world was lucky enough to survive, my sister glanced at the crowded arena: "I didn't expect that Pandora would be so unlucky... Well, it shouldn't be my fault, right?"

I glanced at my suspicious onee-sama and shook my head firmly.

If one sister's curse is really leaked, will it be Pandora's sister's turn to be unlucky? The spearmen phalanx of the Avalon Legion of Heroes have been coming back and forth from the Hall of Valor for more than ten years: those hard-working children are now used by the Great Temple as a living barometer for divination of good and bad luck.

The two projects failed consecutively, which caused not only Viska, who was full of interest from the beginning, but also Pandora to become a little more serious. At first, she was just dragged by her wayward sister to participate in such boring activities. But now, realizing that he is very likely to lose to a group of weak ordinary creatures under various unexpected circumstances, this situation makes our general very worried.

When my sister and I returned to our seats, the intermission time for the two little girls had ended. They seemed to have just completed a serious discussion: the two of them carried an extremely rare aura of sharing the same hatred.

This is extremely rare for two little guys who spend three days and one dozen every five days.

"Is your next project going to be a borrowed object race?" I reached out and rubbed Pandora and Visca's little heads. "What plan have you discussed?"

I think the situation just now should not happen again in this competition: at least Misaka, who is responsible for organizing the competition, should have eliminated potential risks. At the very least, the finish line must be placed below a Pandora, right?

If this is not ruled out, the end of the world will really come.

"Brother, wait for us!"

Viska jumped up and yelled at me, and then, with everyone looking at each other in astonishment, he pulled his sister and ran towards the locker room not far away.

"What are they doing?"

My sister glanced curiously at the direction in which the two disappeared, and then cast doubtful eyes on the few people present just now.

"Who knows," Bingtis shrugged with a bored look, "I just muttered a few words mysteriously, not to mention this - Chen, I am so boring! Don't you think it's too boring for such a lively festival? Isn’t it a pity that one or two enthusiastic people blocked the road and robbed it?”

Me: "... Are there such enthusiastic people in the world?!"

Bingtis's speechless character is really the biggest headache for me right now. Less than a day after she became honest, she felt so uncomfortable that she couldn't sit still. But the only thing to be thankful for is that with Sandora here, we can She can more or less tie down this goddess who gets into trouble at any time. Sandora knows Bingtis's weaknesses very well.

"Brother! We're ready!" A somewhat familiar voice with some kind of mixing effect sounded from afar, interrupting Bingtis and I's discussion about "Is highway robbery something that enthusiastic people like to hear about?" During the heated discussion, I was stunned for a moment, and then looked up numbly.

Sure enough, a sweet, cute, tall and straight girl with long black hair was flying towards him in his sight, with the setting sun on her back and a smile like a flower.

The most ferocious existence in history, Pando Godzilla...

These two little girls, their resentment about their height finally broke through their rationality, making them want to use their "normal height" to participate in this competition that has left them two painful memories even if they reveal the secret of the fit? Moreover, the clothes after the combination are all ready. They must be placed in some portable space. Have these two girls been preparing for this day?

"Um, Arjun, who is this girl?"

My sister was obviously in a daze. She looked at the "tall girl" who ran over to me and hugged me with a smile on her face, with a suspicious look on her face. Next to her, except for the thoughtful Sandora, basically everyone All above are eyes of judgment.

Even Qian Qian started to grind her little tiger teeth.

"As expected, he is a man who welcomes everyone."

Miss Tohsaka sighed, and then hugged Ilya, "Ilya, you see, your elder brother is such a salty uncle."

"Ooooooo, Elijah is so sad..."

Hello! You two, please stop here!

Fortunately, just when I was sweating on my forehead and didn't know where to start introducing this "tall girl", Shandora had already seen the clues, and with a relieved smile, our piercing-eyed Her Majesty the Queen smiled He said, "Why did you two become one?"

The "strange" girl immediately showed an embarrassed look on her face - this was the expression dominated by Viska's personality - she wrung her hands together and muttered: "At least it's a little higher..."

Everyone: "..."

The poor Gaia next to her didn't say a few words at all, and now loading happened again.

The misunderstanding was easily solved. The new girl who appeared was naturally a brand-new creature after the high-level fusion of Pandora and Visca. My sister and the others looked at this girl who was a little introverted but with lively eyes in amazement, and they all said that Darwin was really weak. .

It's this girl's name that makes people couldn't help but spit blood on the screen: Pando Godzilla, this nonsense name was originally just given to "her" by me on a whim, and it made both Pandora and Huesca resentful at the time. No, it turns out that the two little girls now seemed to take it seriously. When Bingtis curiously asked "her" name, the girl flatly said the name "Pandogozilla".

The next second I was surrounded by strong people.

"Amazing sister," Miss Tohsaka stared at all this with her mouth open. Her eyes were focused on the girl who turned into a stranger after the merger, and then glanced at me, "perverted brother."

You must have misunderstood something! These two little girls fit together just to grow taller, why do they want to be associated with me!

"I really don't know how you did it," Sandora said with a funny expression, "Although Xiling Apostle can theoretically transform into an energy state for deep fusion, you two are the only ones who dare to try this and succeed. ——The resentment of the tall man is really that strong?"

The face of the girl being watched was already full of embarrassment: "I told you not to come out like this..."

It seems that the main character this time is Pandora.

The fused girl was embarrassed in the circle of friendly and teasing glances around her, especially since there were Bingtis and Lilina, two guys with unlimited integrity. Originally, the personalities of Pandora and Viska after merging tended to be introverted and easy-going. Shy - converted using the formula: (Three no lolita + lively little girl) / 2 = Pando Godzilla. As a result, a group of unscrupulous onlookers watched like this, and the two people (?) immediately ran away. .

"Resentment is indeed a very powerful thing."

Looking at the girl rushing towards the competition field, Emiya Shirou, who had witnessed Uncle B being brutally cut into pieces because of his height, muttered with a cold sweat on his face.

"But it was Pandora and Huesca who signed up for the competition," onee-sama said. "Is it really okay to suddenly change the contestants to Pandogazilla?"

I thought for a moment, then broke into a cold sweat: "That means...the two little girls are now disqualified from the competition?"

In the first game, he missed the victory when he crossed the finish line. In the second game, he was eliminated when the lot was drawn and he was preparing to form a team. In the third game, he was disqualified before taking the field. The little boy who used to be so majestic on the battlefield Is the general swollen today (no mistake!)?

But later facts proved that onee-sama's worries were unnecessary, or that our expectations for the reliability of the Misaka Student Council, which organized the school festival, were too high. The Pandog Godzilla player was unknown to everyone. He walked onto the field grandly and replaced the sisters Pandora and Viska who were absent for some reason with just one sentence. He looked at the girl who had finally reached the height of a normal person and was standing in front of the lottery box with her head held high. Waving and smiling victoriously from the sidelines, I suddenly felt that maybe after the Misakas graduate from this school, they will become nearly 10,000 outstanding imperial officers: all of them are too unreliable.

But what is unexpected is that after seeing that they (them) had already registered and drawn lots, they came running over again after a while.

"What's wrong?"

I looked at the girl standing in front of me without knowing why. The latter's face turned red and she raised the note in her hand.

There was a line of small, twisted characters on it, and I, who had been lucky enough to see Medea correct her homework, knew it was Misaka 10086's handwriting at a glance: "The most important thing about you."

"elder brother."

The girl lowered her head and muttered imperceptibly.

Shandora and Qianqian looked at each other, their sharp eyes glanced at Dingdang, and then they said in unison: "We have to add one more!"

"What the hell? Is it related to Ding Dong?"

The little thing poked his little head out of the bag of chips for no apparent reason, and yelled loudly with his face covered in chips dregs.

And me? To be honest, I was a little touched at this time.

It's really a vulgar plot. A girl participates in a borrowing competition and gets the label of the most **** person, and then shyly runs to find her own plot. But when it really happened to me, I was still attracted by Pando... Phew... The cute expression on Pando Godzilla's face turned out to be adorable.

A shy girl, a small piece of paper with the words "The most important thing to you" written on it, and a circle of eyes with rich meanings around her. The so-called pain and happiness is probably like this - well, it's really... It hurts Qianqian! Don't bite the artery!

"Brother, is it okay?"

The girl who finally grew up enough to look her brother in the eye asked in a low voice with a hopeful but cautious expression on her face.

What else can I say? Although I knew that when I came back, I would inevitably be bitten by various heads and teeth, and taunted by vicious words, at this moment, I still nodded decisively in surrender.

"Yeah!" The fused girl nodded happily, then came over and grabbed my arm...

Seeing this familiar starting position that I hadn't seen for a long time, I immediately felt something was wrong. Sure enough, the next second, the horizon became vertical in my line of sight.

"Brother is the best! So we must win!"

As if to cheer herself up, the fused girl shouted energetically. This time, it was obviously Visca's personality that was in charge of the emotions, and it was Pandora who performed the actions.

Is this the Loli express train that you are so familiar with?

Hello! I said, didn’t we say before that everyone’s physical fitness has been reduced to standard human physical fitness? This kind of weird lolita who can carry an adult and run around the arena is totally violating the rules! referee! Organizing Committee! I protest! I demand that the energy suppression systems on these two little guys be checked!

"Because we are in a combined state," the combined girl under the leadership of Viska said cheerfully in my ear, while carrying me and running fast, "Now we have grown more than just height!"

what the hell! That’s okay too!