Chapter 657: Shopping with a Group of Gods Is Terrifying

Let us say that at that time, the gods were walking on the earth, enjoying themselves with all the people, and gathering and rejoicing in the place where all things were exchanged. There was a human king as the host, guiding the gods to view the creations of mortals, and there was a woman standing beside the king. , screamed out loud, and the king was shocked...

"Wood?" A clear and sweet female voice sounded not far away.

Lin Xue just appeared.

Anyway, we were at a standstill at that time: no matter how far our relationship with this girl progressed, the impression she gave people of a troublesome aggregation was difficult to reverse, especially at the moment, when I and Sandora were busy keeping a close watch on her. When a gang moves disaster...

I turned around and saw Miss Prophet standing not far away. She was wearing a bright yellow long coat and a cotton skirt of the same style. That was Lin Xue’s favorite color. It could ensure that this girl would be ready at any time. She has a strong presence everywhere, coupled with that careless smile, Lin Xue is really full of energy today, and next to her, there is a petite figure who looks like a stunted person in high school. Girl, we all know this girl: Ding Ling.

It seems that these good friends... ahem, good best friends went shopping together, and they happened to meet a few of us.

Even though they are such distinguished young ladies, Lin Xue and Ding Ling have been so wild since childhood. In addition, both parents pursue civilian education to cultivate children's independence. Lin Xue and Ding Ling are more mature in many aspects. Just like girls from ordinary families, they go to department stores when shopping, and they look for discounts when shopping. No matter where they go, the most common ones are just looking at what they want to buy...

It is said that the Lin family has this family motto, which is specially formulated for the children of the Lin family who are over 18 years old: At home, you can be provided with fine clothes and fine food, you can live in luxury, and even have wine and meat in the woods, but outside, even if you buy a set of pancakes and fruits , those two dollars must be earned by oneself.

In this way, it would be normal to meet Lin Xue and Ding Ling hanging out in the special sale area of ​​a department store.

Lin Xue pulled Ding Ling. The two eldest ladies, who never put on airs, now looked like the most common shopping girls on the street. They walked up to us together and glanced at Sandora next to them. The prophet squeezed me. Wink: "Would you like to go shopping with Sandora? I spent the whole day playing around with Qianqian the past few days, and today I finally remembered that I have a girlfriend to accompany me?"

As I said, when will I not accompany Sandora... Well, by the way, Lin Xue is hinting to me, is there actually someone else at the scene who needs to be accompanied?

I looked at the eldest lady suspiciously, but she immediately gave me a big roll of her eyes. As a result, she went too far and directly hit a group of divine scourges who were choosing clothes for 123 in the men's clothing department in the special sale area. Suddenly, The Banxian classmate's expression changed.

"I can't see your movements - of course I'm just bored and want to see where your piece of wood is hanging around - by the way, why did you bring them out? This might be a big trouble! "

"A bunch of gods, full of energy, can I keep them locked up all the time?" I glanced sideways at the eldest lady, who was not forgetting to look arrogant even though she was freaking out, and felt that giving her a headache was really a fulfilling thing, " It’s okay, they are all masters I have met before. They have been in contact with the mortal world more than Dingdang’s subjects, so of course they know how to get along with mortals. Bingtis has promised me not to cause trouble, and nothing will happen.”

"Wait a minute," while Lin Xue and I were talking, Ding Ling, who was listening at a loss, finally couldn't help but interject, "The more I listened, the more confused I became. What big trouble? What mortals? Those people? Your friends? Or...are they...people from your side?"

Ding Ling said it very cryptically, but I still had a pretty good guess as to what she meant.

This girl is one of the only "ordinary" people who knows about the Xiling Empire, but she only knows a little bit about it.

She knew that there was a very powerful Xiling Empire in the multiverse and had set its capital in the parallel space of this universe, but she didn’t know what her best friend was doing by following the leader of this empire all day long. The world weeps about ghosts and gods, and now, she obviously only regards Bingtis and others as Imperial people visiting the human world.

After thinking about it, I felt that I had nothing to hide from Ding Ling, so I turned slightly to one side, pointed in the direction of Bingtis with my chin, and directly transferred my spiritual connection to Ding Ling's mind: "Those are the gods, allies of the empire, because of the world. They came from the God Realm because of a little trouble, but just think that they are here on an official trip."

Ding Ling was first startled by the sudden voice in her mind: Among people with superpowers, there are also special people who can use telekinesis to talk, and in the limited few contacts with us, she also experienced being directly spoken to through mental connection. But compared to people like us who almost regard spiritual connection as a second way of daily conversation, she is still not used to this method of communication. After she calmed down for a moment and realized what I was saying, the girl froze.

"Eh?!"

The slightly hoarse young voice let out a cry of surprise. Lin Xue quickly covered Ding Ling's mouth, and then glared at me: Once this young lady who can use sound waves to dismantle tanks screams here, the superpower team will The aftermath team will not have to do anything else in the next two months.

"Are you so surprised?" Looking at Lin Xue's angry expression, I felt much better, and then said to Ding Ling, "Have you not seen ghosts and angels before?"

"You are amazing," Miss Ding shrank her neck and looked at us, "I know you are all outsiders, but...well, Brother Chen, are you telling the truth?"

Shandora and Lin Xue and I got together.

Due to Lin Xue's relationship, Ding Ling, who has not had much contact with us, is actually considered a friend of the empire's senior officials, but she has not been able to enter this circle. When we usually meet, we are all familiar with each other, but Ding Ling is somewhat She couldn't let go. Looking at the restrained expression on her face, she could tell that she wanted to withdraw now.

"I think I'd better go back first," Ding Ling stuck out her tongue at Lin Xue, "I won't get involved in your big shot's affairs."

Lin Xue grabbed the other person: "What a big shot, just a piece of wood - Hey, do you mind if the two of us go shopping together?"

What else can I say, but do you mind if it works?

At this time, Bingtis and the others are done. 123 was packaged into an unknown thing by his enthusiastic sister and Bingtis, who was afraid of chaos in the world. However, some people are born to be used as clothing racks. This This guy who makes people all kinds of envious and jealous looks like he can wear whatever he wants, despite the poor aesthetic sense of the three goddesses (don’t leave out Lin!). As a result, he is matched with the same outfit as a nouveau riche, but he wears the same clothes. Why do you look so much like a postmodern decadent musician when you stop with a bunch of nondescript things...

Ding Ling looked at the people in front of her with some curiosity. On the one hand, she was surprised that Bingtis had the same troublesome appearance as before. Of course, more importantly, she was paying attention to Ilson. On the other hand, she was a little curious: these people in front of her Are they the gods?

She didn't doubt what I said, but the few in front of her, apart from their appearance, looked like a group of young people who came out to buy clothes!

"Ah, Chen, why don't I pick out two pieces of clothing for you?" Bingtis pulled on her "tight" casual clothes with a move that made several other girls look resentful, while watching with interest. Me, "I'm really curious. As the king of the world, why do you wear something like this that costs thirty yuan a piece?"

...Can this female gangster accurately identify counterfeit clothing and its price so quickly?

Bingtis's strange way of speaking made Ding Ling look at him sideways. Monina glanced at this strange mortal curiously and nodded friendly: "Hello, mortal."

The sales clerk who was waiting for a few divine scourges to check out at the back thought we were a pair of secret codes.

Bingtis' proposal received strong support from Sandora. Although I didn't care much about what to wear, Sandora seemed to be quite interested. She immediately pulled me towards the men's clothing department, followed by Hao. There was a huge group of people, and it was the first time they saw the saleswoman who was in a group buying clothes. She wanted to follow them, but Lin Xue seemed to have thought of something and let her leave after a few words.

I never thought that buying clothes would be so troublesome. Normally, if I had to go out by myself, I would just find something that I can put on, or at most choose a color that I like. But now, I am surrounded by 3,000 ducks. Chirping and commenting...

I don't know what to buy at all.

"Dingdang, come out for a moment."

Asking Shandora to help distract the attention of irrelevant people, I secretly opened the pocket on my upper body, and a small head immediately emerged from inside, looking at the surrounding environment curiously.

"Which of these clothes do you think is suitable?"

Everyone immediately fell silent and wanted to see the opinion of the little goddess who has always been regarded as our mascot - I also had to stop Ding Ling to prevent the latter from suddenly going berserk and taking Dingdang back to be raised.

"Well, Ah Jun's clothes," the little thing nodded seriously, "must have lots of pockets!"

I:"……"

"Pockets must be big!"

Everyone: "..."

"That's it! Dingdang likes the new house!" The little thing stretched out his finger and selected the target with amazing efficiency.

I glanced in the direction she pointed, and I almost burst into tears: "Little thing, that's the shelf where people hang their handbags..."

"Yeah! Buy one for Dingdang! They all have boxes for mercury lamps..."

The question is how do you want me to put that thing in my pocket!

With amazing synchronicity, the few of us reached an agreement and repositioned the little thing into the mascot position.

After being noisy for most of the day, I led this group of over-energetic gods and two equally bored eldest ladies and wandered around the shopping mall until almost evening. During this period, I also visited the restaurant upstairs in the shopping mall (mainly In order to feed Sandora), all the female members in the team were finally satisfied: Shopping with a woman is hell, shopping with a group of women is purgatory, but what if shopping with a group of goddesses?

When I thought that I was still alive, I suddenly felt that I was extremely powerful.

Most of the things have been secretly stored in our carry-on space, but in order to avoid attracting attention, several men still carried a lot of large and small packages in their hands. Ilson grabbed a lot of clothes, half of which were Bingtis, the goddess really doesn’t pay attention to brands, everything depends on preference. The pile of clothes ranged from 30 to 3,000 pieces. I was carrying miscellaneous things that I bought for my family, such as for Uncle Kense was the most ruthless among Little Bubble's toys and a scarf for Qian Qian. He was carrying three sets of cutlery, a cutting board and two pairs of kitchen knives, and two stainless steel cauldrons on his shoulders. Soy sauce bottles were clanging in the cauldron...

Those were all chosen by Monina, and there was also a set that she wanted to bring to Anweina.

Although I have long heard that Uncle Kenser, who looks like Odin, is responsible for buying things in the Dingdong team, I actually saw him selecting pots, pans, oil, salt, sauce, and vinegar in the supermarket on the second floor of the shopping mall. , I was still completely shocked - looking at his proficiency, he must have done this kind of thing countless times in other worlds!

Moreover, an uncle with such a solemn expression is wandering in a sea of ​​oil, salt, sauce and vinegar like a fanatical housewife. Can I say that I have finally confirmed that the only moral person left in the Dingdang team has disappeared?

When a large group of us came out of the shopping mall, we attracted countless eyeballs. This time, it wasn’t all about the iceberg style: a group of people swept through the entire shopping mall for most of the day. The guy who buys one by one in every product section like a progressive scan has to be awe-inspiring.

"I felt like I was dying."

I said weakly, walking in front of a group of still energetic gods on the way home.

We must not let those *** five people go ahead. If they see anything interesting again, I will never get home alive! As God testifies, 123 and Kenser, both men, were also good at shopping just now!

"Me too..." Lin Xue, who was next to her, also looked decadent and muttered, "Why are they so energetic?"

He also said that you were very energetic at the beginning! But looking at it now, it turns out that the energy of mortals cannot match that of gods? By the way, the gap between humans and gods is actually reflected in this aspect. What kind of divine development is this!

But looking at the happy faces of those at the back, alas, it’s better to admit it’s bad luck today, after all, they are guests.

"Speaking of which, has Ding Ling been invited?"

When we reached the intersection that was about to separate, I suddenly remembered this incident and asked Lin Xue casually.

"invite?"

Ding Ling and Lin Xue made confused sounds at the same time.

"Carnival," I blinked and looked at Lin Xue, "well, maybe we can let Ding Ling and your brother come over to join in the fun. Anyway, they are both half 'insiders'. It's rare to have such a grand event, no. Don’t you think it’s a pity if they are allowed to participate?”

"Eh? That's okay?" Lin Xue looked at me with a surprised look on her face. I was even more surprised than she was: "Aren't you a prophet? Are you sometimes surprised?"

"Nonsense!" Lin Xue glanced at me, "I never thought about this at all in the beginning. How can I predict the future without even a prophetic goal? If the future is presented in front of my eyes in every detail. , I have already gone crazy!”

"What did you say?"

Ding Ling, who had been listening and could never say anything, finally couldn't help being confused and asked.

"Carnival," Shandora came over from behind and looked at Ding Ling with thoughtful eyes, "is the biggest festival to be held in the empire. There will be countless worlds opening their doors to each other during the festival, but for you In other words, just treat it as a wonderful experience - I really didn't expect to let humans on earth participate in this festival. After all, early exposure to those things may have a catastrophic impact on your civilization, but if it's just you and It seems that it would be okay for Lin Feng and Lin Xue to participate in the grand event as special invitations from Lin Xue."

Shandora's explanation may sound a little unclear to Ding Ling, who has never been exposed to the worlds ruled by the empire, but just the part she can understand is enough to make ordinary people interested. This person and Lin Xue The eldest lady, who always joins in the fun and especially likes to take advantage, suddenly changed her eyes: "Eh, eh? Can I participate too? Your festival? Where is it? When? Is it fun? Do you have any souvenirs?"

Ding Ling's series of questions made Lin Xue next to her raise her forehead with her hands. The latter quickly stopped her best friend from acting like a country bumpkin: "You'll know when you see it. Aren't you and my unsatisfactory brother always curious about my daily contact?" What kind of world is this? This time Mu Mu and Sandora have personally agreed, you can just watch it."

Shandora nodded: "But one thing is that you must ensure absolute confidentiality. I'm afraid you have no idea what the scale of this carnival is. It is not the same thing as the celebration in your human cognition. Ah and I Jun must ensure that nothing goes wrong in this grand ceremony, do you understand?"

"Of course!" Ding Ling nodded quickly, "What I do is confidentiality work!"

Allowing two "outsiders", Ding Ling and Lin Feng, to participate in the carnival was my impulsive idea, but I can't say it was entirely a whim. After all, they both knew something. Lin Xue would naturally be a little embarrassed when getting along with them. I know Miss Lin’s character. Although she looks carefree, she is particularly sensitive on certain principles and is a bit of a picky person. Without my consent, she will not talk about our affairs casually even to her own brother. , instead of letting Lin Xue often struggle in this aspect, it would be better to simply let Lin Feng and Ding Ling know more, so as to save the two of them from putting pressure on Xue Yatou when they have random thoughts.

Perhaps she guessed my intention of doing this, Lin Xue looked at me with a deep meaning in her eyes, as if she was a little grateful and a little touched.

After a few words with Ding Ling, the two parties separated at the next fork in the road, but...Miss Lin followed her.

"That's right! I'm here to get some food!"

A certain unscrupulous prophet admitted so carelessly.

Bingtis nodded repeatedly: "I like this character."

Kenser: "Very good, very good."

You guys, please stop causing trouble!