Chapter 672 Onion Fighter

Please believe me, you have to think twice about anything you entrust to Lilina.

First of all, this girl will definitely complete the task, because at least she is obedient.

Secondly, she is bound to accomplish many things beyond her mission because she has no integrity.

I felt much better after burning the plan, which was a scam in every sense of the word. Then I slipped Lilina out of the big basket next to the desk, danced around and threw it away regardless of the girl's crazy protests. Press on the chair.

"I'll leave this to you!"

"The boss is bullying!"

"Nonsense! I've been working on this from early on to now! What else have you done besides making trouble and tossing out such a cheating plan?" I tapped Lilina's head, "No way. Whatever is left, quickly resolve these trivial matters, and it will be easier in the next few days."

Lilina pursed her lips and looked at me with her big watery eyes. Unfortunately, I had been exposed to all kinds of lolita cuteness every day. I had already become immune to this level of cuteness. After Loli was bounced on the head, I turned around and dodged.

The overjoyed guys at home were really too happy. They all ran away early in the morning. Even Shandora quickly went to look for food after hearing that there was a new chef competition somewhere at the fair. There was also Lilina who was too sleepy to run out. As soon as Sivis came, he was moved to tears when he saw the only remaining leader in front of him: "Ah, my Majesty, you must be here." Wait for my report! This is the first day of intelligence collected yesterday, please take a look."

...Although I know, sister, you don’t want to disturb me because I am sleeping deeply, but this result is really depressing.

Usually when she gets up early in the morning, there is always Mercury Lamp and a bunch of her sisters waking her up, but since the carnival started, have they also diverted their attention away from the Skyfall Box?

"Anweina!" It is said that everyone has gone out to play, but that is not necessarily true. At least there is a maid who doesn't like to go out. She must have stayed at home. She shouted hello in the living room to someone who almost formed a combination with this house. After the naked maid, there was indeed a splashing sound coming from the large standing cabinet against the wall in the living room, and then a small black head poked out from the edge of the cabinet.

When Thrall saw Anveena, he exclaimed: "Medivh! Why are you here?!"

Facts have proved that Anweina’s cosplay skills are truly amazing.

The big crow on the cabinet poked his head and glanced down, and immediately swooped down, then rolled on the ground several times before landing safely: If Medivh could act so cute in front of Terenas, Maybe... maybe she was thrown out before she could even finish her first sentence.

"Master...Master!" Anweina, who turned into a human form in a burst of green light, hurriedly arranged her clothes that were not messy, and raised her skirt to salute me, but her elegance evaporated with just one word from me. Clean: "Come to the carnival with me."

"Ah?" the little maid exclaimed, and then just like she had practiced countless times, she jumped to the pillar next to her with a "piu" sound, and half of her body merged with the latter, making the pillar appear and the person exist. As if no one was still there, he said, "Outside...outside or something! It's too mouthful, Master Meow!"

...This girl was so frightened that she started acting cute.

I didn't say anything, just watched happily as this little ghost who was unwilling to go out flickered in and out, and then suddenly shouted: "What is the fourth natural paragraph of Chapter 1, Section 8, Section 8 of "The Maid Code"! "

"You must obey what the master says, and do what the master wishes. The master is always right, and the world can only be wrong!"

I suddenly felt that not only was the certain maid god who formulated this kind of mouthkerchief code very powerful, but even the person who could locate these things in a certain chapter of the code was simply too powerful. What a meaningless skill.

"Well -" After Anweina finished speaking, she knew that the matter was irreversible. The burning soul of the maid in her body could not allow her to tolerate disobeying the master's orders, and this was on the premise that the master was for her own good, "Okay , Master, let Anweina prepare."

Humph, let’s see where you can prepare to go! No matter what I say today, I will let this little maid who has grown up not to leave home and only dares to go to Shadow City to meet me when I come back from the expedition to go out and see the sunshine!

It’s not that I’m being harsh on Anweina, nor do I want to force the girl to do things she doesn’t like, but I think that on such an important happy holiday, when everyone is going out to play, Anweina should be left alone to clean the house. , it is really pitiful to stay alone in an empty room (no mistake).

Even if this little ghost feels that she feels safe at home, I also hope that she can be exposed to more outside world. In any case, Anweina’s background is full of regrets. She was obviously a very cheerful person during her lifetime. She was a girl (guessed in occasional chats), but her undead career in the years after her death left her with a psychological shadow of extreme fear of leaving the room. This psychological shadow was undoubtedly caused by the corpse outside the door before she died. It was caused by being surrounded by ghosts and always fearing that she would die if she left the room. Now, this only shadow still lingers in her heart. Even if she doesn't say it out loud, I can feel the fear in Anweina's heart.

Psychology expert Lilina told me that boredom is the primary culprit that leads to the worsening of various mental illnesses - ahem, I can still hear this sentence with a slight modification.

In short, I have to find a way to help Anweina gradually learn to leave the room and experience the joy in the sun again. Only in this way can she say goodbye to the last haze in her heart. This girl has suffered so much, and since she now sees me as her master, it is my duty to free her from her shackles.

At least, she won't be so afraid of outsiders when she's around her master... Can I take back the thoughts I just had?

"Anweina, what am I saying about you?"

Walking in the crowded square of the assembly venue, I felt a twinge of pain looking at the big cage in my hand.

The sights gathered around me are getting more and more weird, I say!

Curling up in a huge birdcage, covering its head tightly with its wings, a huge crow came out with a girl's voice, the voice was rapid, as if it was self-hypnosis: "I'm not afraid, I'm a crow, I'm not afraid , I am a crow..."

An old man carrying a canary birdcage walked up next to him. He looked at the sign on his chest. This should be the examiner of travelers from which earth-like world. This old man obviously didn’t know me, but he knew the bird: “It’s true. He's a member of the Empire, and he can walk such a big bird. This crow must have been around for three to five hundred years, right?"

Anweina suddenly shivered even more and curled up into a big black ball in the cage: "You can't see me, I'm a crow. You can't see me, I'm a crow!"

Did you know that whether you are a crow or not has nothing to do with whether you can become invisible? Go back and study junior high school physics for me!

"Well...Master, there are so many people here!"

After being glared at by me with a "vicious" look, Anweina immediately started to tremble even more. This time she didn't even dare to speak, and spoke directly into my mind through her mental connection.

Everyone has heard that claustrophobia is so naughty, but now look, open phobia is not weak either.

The old man next to him hasn't left yet: "Young man, don't be so cruel to birds. Raising birds is like raising your heart. These little guys are very afraid of making trouble. Although your bird is a bit big..."

I almost cried: "Uncle, if you have nothing to do, go over there and chat with Cao Xueqin. I am really not a bird!"

After finally coaxing this arrogant old man away, I lamented how the Space and Time Administration still had such old employees and what a lousy unit it was that didn’t even implement the retirement system. I looked at the general with a headache in my eyes. Anweina puts herself in a cage to create a "safety".

She was completely defeated by this guy. It was usually so difficult to let her out when no one was around. There were so many people outside today. It was a miracle that I could get her out of the house, so don't worry about whether it is a crow or not.

Sighing resignedly, I put the big cage containing Anweina on my shoulder and started walking the bird...walking the maid.

On a small stage I passed by, a group of alchemists were performing various strange methods of material exchange in various worlds, which attracted cheers from the surrounding people. I peeked over my shoulder, and sure enough, a crow girl covering her head with wings was exposed. His slippery little eyes were curiously looking at what was going on on the stage.

Even if she is afraid, Anweina is still very curious and yearning for the outside world. If she is forced to bring this girl who is afraid of going out without confirming this, it will not be in line with my style of doing things.

"Anweina, don't worry, I'm by your side, so feel free to look at the outside world."

During the spiritual connection, I said this to Anweina, and at the same time I felt another pair of curious eyes in the spiritual world peering into the outside world: Xiao Qijing also woke up at this time. After waking up her angel mother, The little guy started to "see" the outside world through the white halo on my hand. Coaxing the maid and taking care of my daughter, I feel like I am really a super daddy.

"Thank you, Master," Anweina's voice came intermittently, "I know what Master is thinking. I'm sorry, I was too willful..."

I smiled with relief, compared to the three scourges of Bubble Forest, Xuelina, you are considered a model of morality.

Wandering in the ocean of joy with the crow maid on her back, ignoring the comments around her like "that nb who walks the bird", occasionally responding to the call of a young bird in the spiritual world, explaining novel things on the road to the curious little Qijing, This kind of play seems to be quite interesting.

But just halfway through, my attention was suddenly attracted by a petite figure staggering towards me.

It was a young girl who looked fresh and lively, wearing a silver-gray top, a black miniskirt and black stockings that looked like a modified sailor uniform. The sleeves had unique mechanical decorations, and she had very exaggerated green twin tails. What makes people even more eye-catching is the green onion that the other party was holding tightly in his arms when he staggered towards him...

Available at the Shadow City Academy Urban Community Supermarket, it is a non-GMO, natural product. Because it is planted near the World Tree, it is so big that Misaka loves to call it the "King of Onions"...it only has a big onion on its forehead.

It’s only been a short time since you came to Shadow City. Miku, have you already changed into new equipment?

There is no doubt that the girl rushing over is definitely the intruder Miku Miku!

With a sense of speechlessness and a little bit of surprise, I watched the girl holding the onion rush over from the front. However, I had already calculated the position in advance, and when the other party came to my side, I accurately stretched out my hand and pulled it over. Miku was about to fall and was pulled up.

Looking at the way she was running towards me, it was almost time to rush to the street at this point: Is there an urban management officer chasing you?

"Thank...thank you!"

The girl who almost fell to the ground jumped up like a frightened rabbit, and then bowed to me in a panic, with her ankle-length twin ponytails dancing briskly behind her head.

"Don't run~~I won't hurt you!"

A distant shout made me startled, and the girl holding onion in front of me suddenly turned pale with fright.

Looking around, she found that she had run into an unobstructed square with no place to hide. She almost burst into tears.

And I looked at a little girl rushing over from the other side of the square with a dull expression: she was dressed the same as Miku, who was shivering with a green onion next to me, but one size smaller overall.

"Huha... I'm catching up with you!" "Little Hatsune" rushed to the square and stood still. She didn't bother to tidy up her somewhat messy clothes, so she held a green onion in each hand in an intercepting posture. Could this be the legendary Er Congliu?

The genuine Hatsune, who was being chased all the way, had a resolute expression on her face, and she held the green onion in her hand tightly, whether it was used as a singing prop or for cooking at home, and placed it on her waist, doing a trick of pulling out the green onion. Starting hand pose. Suddenly, the air was filled with a faint smell of kitchen.

"Uuuuuuuuah, the world is so scary, even such a cute green onion has turned into such a scary thing."

Anweina in the cage continued to curl up into a ball and had fallen into the hell of green onions.

At this point, I finally couldn't stand it any longer. When the little "Miscellaneous" who was more than ten meters away took out another green onion from her pocket and bit it in her mouth, making a three-green onion flow gesture, she charged decisively towards him and knocked him out. Take the wig off your head.

"Bubbles, you took half a day off from me to do this?!"

You read it right, this little girl who has been chasing Miku for who knows how long, and is still embarrassingly performing in the square, dressed in cosplay, is exactly the one she has been addicted to. The child's mother.

"Eh? Her dad? So you are here too?"

Hasn't there been a second creature besides Hatsune appearing in your eyes since just now?

Resisting the urge to stab the opponent thirteen times, I put the depressed-looking Bubbles in my armpit and sent it to the shocked Miku: "Apologise!"

"Huh?" Confused by the changes in the situation in front of her, Hatsune exclaimed in surprise. After discovering that the big devil who had been chasing her all morning had actually been subdued, she immediately called for help as if she had found a savior, " Please...please save everyone! Everyone has been captured by this scary cross-dressing weirdo!"

I:"……"

"Her dad, please listen to my explanation! This is just a little bit of research interest!"

"I'm interested in your sister!"

With veins all over my head, I clenched my fists and drilled into Bubble's head, "What the hell are you doing!"

Bubbles flattened his mouth, glanced at me with tears in his eyes, lowered his head and muttered: "It's really just research. We put them in various clothes, put them in various poses, and took pictures of all kinds of things." All kinds of photos, and then…suck, suck, suck…then post them to various websites…suck, suck, suck~~”

The first half of the sentence was normal, but by the second half, the girl's saliva was drooling uncontrollably.

"Hey, hey, there are also this and that, this and that, original resources, absolutely original resources. I, Paopao, want to unify ab and two stations, dominate the acg world... suck...hehehe, mercury lamp and the others are too cunning, or this It’s easy to catch a few without fighting ability...ah, it hurts!"

Withdrawing the knife, I pressed Bubble's head and apologized to Hatsune, who had a question mark on his head: "I'm very sorry for causing you such trouble. Your brothers and sisters are already safe. Please don't get me wrong. This was really not intentional!"

But it was definitely Bubble's intention.

"Huh?" Hatsune has been looking confused since just now. Now she looked at me for a long time before finally thinking about something. The expression on her face gradually became richer, and she finally exclaimed, "Ah! You No...it wasn't the speech that day...His Majesty the Emperor?"

Don't ask questions in such a troubled tone when you were so shocked before and finally confirmed your identity! Is it easy for me to be such a passerby?

"Yes, I am that 'eh'." I nodded with a depressed look on my face. Hatsune reacted for a long time before finally remembering something and stood up quickly: "Ah, that, that, World No. ew365q42f, that...that What is it called...ah, prosecutor, trainee prosecutor Hatsune Miku, and then...then what..."

I was filled with guilt at this time: the employees of the company ranged from the old man in the capital who carried caged birds to the youthful and energetic Miku singer, from the immortal witch C.C. to the alchemy genius Edward Elric. The Human Resources Department of the Space-Time Management Bureau is truly worthy of being the leader. As a department organized by Qian Qian, are your selection criteria based on dice?

The chance encounter with Miku was just a small episode, but in view of the psychological shadow caused by the child's mother to this poor girl, I couldn't leave her alone, so I volunteered to be the guide for the rest of the journey, leading Miku Wandering around at the carnival.

Carrying a large iron cage holding a crow on his shoulder, holding a nerdy lolita who was looking around and uttering shocking remarks in one hand, and following behind him was a frightened onion fighter. This combination was considered unique even among the bustling and strange visitors from all walks of life. Li Duxing, I think that any artist can be invited to give us this group of oil paintings, and the painting will be called "That Year, That Man, That Bird, That Onion".

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