Chapter 1,497 Coffin Board

I was lying in the yard basking in the sun, happily playing boring games with the fox dog, when I suddenly heard a sound of brakes outside the yard door, and I was startled by the sound.

The eldest lady did not come over for lunch today, and the meal has passed, so theoretically Lin Xue will not show up at this time: her biological clock is basically synchronized with our family's meal, and there have been no exceptions in the past few years. But who will come to my home? Sandora has deployed a wide-area spiritual interference in this area. Unless we take the initiative to invite, no one will notice that there is a house here, or even come close to it. But from the braking sound just now, it is obvious that it is in the courtyard. At the door, it was obvious that there were guests.

"Fox, curl up your tail." I turned over and grabbed a handful of Fox Fairy's tail. As a result, my hands were covered with oil. "You can't eat with your hands properly!? Washing your tail is no better than washing your hands." Trouble?"

The Fox Fairy rolled on the ground, not even trying to tuck up her tail and ears. She shrugged her nose in the air, and then looked at me lazily: "It's okay, I smelled it was an acquaintance, go and open the door. Also. Using my tail to do things is my special skill. I like this. You want to bite me if you have the ability? I’m afraid you can’t bite me either..."

Me: "..." Who would have the brains to compete with a canine and how could he bite him?

I went to open the door with a black thread, and when the door opened, there were familiar faces outside: Ding Ling and Lin Feng were standing outside, Ding Ling was holding the magical Chinese pastoral dog named XO in her arms, and Lin Feng was stretching out his hand to find the doorbell. Lin Feng suddenly laughed when he saw me opening the door a step ahead: "Brother Chen, why is your doorbell gone?"

"It was dismantled a few days ago. Who can install the doorbell?" I rolled my eyes. I didn't expect that it was these two people who were visiting. Thinking about it, Ding Ling and Lin Feng are on the mental interference exemption list, so it's not surprising that they found this place. "No one may visit this place for a year and a half. Occasionally, Father God comes to visit, and he is always there." I just stood at the door and shouted as hard as I could."

The two of them were shocked by the majestic name "Father God", and their faces were immediately filled with leisurely fascination. Ding Ling politely suggested that she would like to see what the divine world is like when she has time. I didn't have the nerve to remind them: In fact, the Shadow City is also in the void. One of the gods...

I asked the two of them to come in quickly, and Lin Feng agreed while turning to the side and pressing the car key. Immediately I heard two "chirps" of the anti-theft alarm. Ding Ling glanced at Lin Feng with a strange expression: "Are you still locking your car here? Do you think someone stole the car at the gate of heaven?"

I heyyile pointed to my big house: "What do you think there is a security door in heaven?"

I welcomed the two of them into the courtyard, and when I turned around to close the courtyard door, Master Fox Fairy walked over. This girl with a bunch of big tails had an amazing presence no matter where she went. Ding Ling and Lin Feng were immediately enthusiastic. The ground greeted the fox, and Lin Feng continued to mutter: "The last time I saw her in the park, I never imagined that she would look like a bunch of tails. How can she disguise it so well?"

Ding Ling stepped forward and wanted to touch Master Fox Fairy's ears: "It's fluffy... no matter how many times I see it, I feel so envious! These are real ears! You said nothing this morning and didn't let me see your ears. Now it's okay Bar?"

Lord Fox Fairy turned to one side and easily avoided Ding Ling's claws: "You can look at it but you are not allowed to touch it. I am Lord Fox Fairy. You must respect me! Let the dog you are holding talk to me!"

The little black dog xo immediately jumped from Ding Ling's arms to the ground, and then stood in front of Lord Fox Fairy with his head hanging down. The latter knelt down and held xo's paws, and said sincerely: "I haven't said anything about what I talked to you about this morning. Finished. Next, I want to tell you about the professional ethics of canines, as well as some tips on self-cultivation and enlightenment. If you want to become an immortal like me, you must first learn to control your animal nature... Come on. Call first and let me listen."

xo looked up at his master pitifully, and found that no one could help him, so he had to bark obediently.

Lord Fox Immortal nodded with satisfaction: "Yes. This is animal nature. You see, I won't bark. Because I have forgotten how to speak in those days without barking for thousands of years. This is how you control your animal nature, so you have to cultivate yourself and attain Taoism." To transform into an immortal, the first step is to live for thousands of years and forget what your usual name is... When you first achieve success, I will accept you as my disciple and teach you how to grow a second tail... Hey! Who can catch you? My tail... Master, please let go, please let me go! I am Lord Fox Immortal, you can’t be so rude, I am accepting a disciple!"

I pulled the fox's tail, ignoring her scratching and scratching all the way, and finally threw this guy away who was a little bored recently and almost took the wrong medicine. When I came back, xo rubbed me affectionately, obviously. Thanks to me for helping it drive away that terrible evangelist.

"To be honest, did she eat the wrong thing?" Ding Ling looked at the Fox Fairy who was grinding her teeth and flicking her tail not far away, dumbfounded. "When I was shopping with Lin Xue in the morning, she talked about life to xo for a long time. This unlucky dog ​​of mine almost made her vomit."

I let out a long sigh: "Don't mention it. She watched Liaozhai and Journey to the West a few days ago. She felt that her past thousands of years of life were wasted. Now she wants to build a family and then go on the road of youth. Last night she still She happily came to me holding Journey to the West and asked me to find Tang Monk for her. She wants to cosplay the Jade Faced Fox, where can I find Tang Monk for her! There was a Master Xuanzang who came to Shadow City, but there were no monkeys around him!"

Ding Ling and Lin Feng stared at me dumbfounded, and after a while they said in unison: "It's not easy for you either..."

"Okay, anyway, I've gotten used to all these little creatures at home." I waved my hands exhausted, and led them towards the house. "It's only the foxes and crows that are making so much noise these days. I really shouldn't Let them watch too much TV and novels."

After entering the room, Lin Feng and Ding Ling realized what the real excitement was: a bunch of wild jingle bells and little crows were fighting on the chandelier for the commanding heights, and the crystal chandelier with a diameter of more than one meter was creaking and shaking. People are frightened; Medivh is squatting on the sofa and learning to sing along with the TV, and the lyrics are all kinds of ups and downs of "ga"; Qianqian is playing poker with Monina and sticking stickers, and at this time they are basically mummies; the Gods The remaining four members of the five-person group were playing mahjong, using dragon scale mahjong extracted from Lin's body. The expression on the person's face seemed to be about to cry.

The most lively thing was on the stairs. The little dolls and the little bubbles were running up and down the stairs, waving their little lightsabers to play the role of warriors, and they were humming and haggling. I know some people will definitely say, "Isn't this a very childish scene? We had such fun when we were children." But when normal people were young, the swords they used to pretend to be super soldiers were all made of plastic.

But the lightsabers used by these naughty kids are damn real! If you cut it on the super alloy stair handrail, there will be sparks! And the superpowers they use are real. When the little bubbles fight with the little dolls, ball lightning flies everywhere, just like putting a miniature black hole in the living room: I am deeply grateful that I have used all the building materials that can be replaced at home. It has been replaced by starship alloy and star gold stone, and the furniture and furnishings also have the sacred protection of Bingtis. Otherwise, just the fights between the children would be enough to rebuild K City every week.

That's why after eating, I have to go to the yard to bask in the sun like a retired cadre. I can't stay at home. I don’t know what’s going on, why other people’s children are full and sleepy and go to sleep, but my own naughty child is full and jumping up and down... As he speaks, an RPG comes out!

"Fuck..." Lin Feng and Ding Ling said in unison, and then they suddenly rushed behind me. At the same time, Little Bubble's RPG ignited and launched, hitting the stairway on the second floor with a bang. A pale golden holy light barrier instantly wrapped the explosion cloud. This was Bingtis's special protection for the naughty children. Divine magic, but even with the holy light barrier, the sound when the rocket-propelled grenade exploded was still loud. The "boom" made the entire living room quiet, and then the little puppet waved a special mini lightsaber and shouted: "You're lying! There are no RPGs in Star Wars!"

Little Bubble's voice became louder: "Guacridine!"

The little puppet immediately put his hands on his hips and said, "You're so shameless! You're talking on your own and others can't understand you!"

At this time, my sister finally couldn't stand it anymore and coughed at the bottom of the stairs. When the two naughty children heard this voice, they immediately shrank their necks and slipped down obediently to express their acceptance of education. This is the allusion of the elder sister warming the wine and killing the naughty child.

"Brother Chen..." Lin Feng's eyes were almost straight. He glanced at me blankly, "I usually don't believe it when my sister tells you about the situation here... I haven't been here for a while. Your place is already busy. Is it like this?”

Ding Ling had a weird expression, but she still tried to say tactfully: "The children of the fairy family... are actually quite energetic at least, right?"

"Can I raise it for you for two days?" I glanced at Ding Ling sideways, "Or you can just pick any one from this house and take it home to raise."

Although she knew I was joking, Ding Ling still looked around the living room with interest. Then she suddenly saw a few little crows holding eggshells and queuing up on the coffee table to receive juice (Anweina was holding a large glass of freshly squeezed orange juice to share with these little guys). These little girls were holding The cute look of Danke lining up obediently made Ding Ling's heart grow fonder: "Then give me one of these, okay?"

A crow god holding a small half of a broken ping pong ball in his arms (you may still remember that a little crow hatched a split organism from a ping pong ball) immediately noticed that someone was pointing at him. She jumped in this direction twice, chirping, then opened her mouth and spit out a small shadow arrow. This was just an act of greeting, but the shadow arrow still exploded into a dark magic ball with a diameter of nearly one meter in the air... …

Ding Ling broke out in cold sweat on her forehead at a speed visible to the naked eye: "Forget it, no one in your family is safe..."

I pushed aside the figure crow gods and wild jingle bells on the sofa. I asked Lin Feng and Ding Ling to sit down and said, "Okay, let's talk about business. The look in your eyes just now shows that we are not just here as guests today." Are you in trouble? Are you the Empire's non-burnable garbage again?"

"Um..." Lin Feng suddenly felt a little embarrassed, because he usually only comes here when he encounters "trouble". Although he is usually too busy and doesn't have much chance to visit, this time it still saves his face. The one who is more difficult to deal with is Ding Ling. She is indeed a magical girl who has been able to play with Lin Xue since she was a child. This older legal loli has no look of embarrassment on her face: "I really encountered some trouble. I thought you should You should know that I originally wanted to discuss it with Lin Xue, but she disappeared at noon today."

"Tell me about it," I said smoothly. At this time, Anweina brought the brewed tea and snacks over. I pushed them to the two guests, "Try Anweina's craftsmanship. The tea leaves are from the world tree. The items I picked were mixed with the sacred grass in front of the Great Temple of Avalon. The snacks are made from a different world, and even the raw materials were brought by the Void Consortium."

"If I have the chance, I really want to go to another world. With a big backer like you, it's really not my style not to take advantage," Ding Ling said while carefully keeping her distance from Anweina, "Then let's get down to business. Let's go ahead. In two days, I did dig out something that might be related to you from somewhere, and then it was activated on the spot... Of course, this is not important. What is important is that your sister appeared in a projection-like thing, wearing your imperial uniform. That temperament and expression are almost different from the Sister Chen Qian I know... This makes me a bit confused."

"Pfft" I spit out a sip of tea, "What did you say?"

"Your sister has appeared," Ding Ling looked calmly as the tea I popped out formed a rainbow in the sky, as if she had already expected this reaction from me, "By the way, didn't your sister get connected with the empire later? Why do the empire ruins we dug include..."

"All in all, this is a very complicated issue," I quickly extended my hand to interrupt Ding Ling. "It takes a lot of time to explain, so to make a long story short, in short, my sister was the emperor of the empire in her previous life, and I was sleeping in the void in the dark sky, and then something happened to the empire. My sister ran to the crib and called me out to save the world. At that time, we were young and ignorant, so we readily agreed, so we ran in front of the abyss shock wave and turned it on. But at that time, the level was too low and I was dressed in white and had no skills, so I died with a "ah" sound. Then I followed The souls of my sister, Qianqian, and Lin Xue floated through the void and fell to the earth. They had been recuperating on this planet for more than 70,000 years, and they probably even wandered around and watched human beings evolve for a round. Recover in the modern era and be born as a human being. Now, some of us have forgotten what happened back then, and my sister is not interested in her original career as emperor. But what is certain is that you must have discovered the things that we brought with us when we were living on Earth. Some kind of relic, mom. Fortunately, I can't die without breathing. Are you fainted?"

Ding Ling looked into my eyes calmly: "Say it again?"

Me: "My sister was the emperor of the empire in her previous life and I was in the void in my previous life..."

"Stop, stop, stop!" Ding Ling stretched out her arms quickly. I believe it. What you said is true... With this amount of information, I didn't hear Xiaoxue mention this to me at all! Are you really not kidding? Did Xiaoxue have such a magnificent past life? "

I looked at Ding Ling in surprise: "Did you understand what I just said so quickly?"

"Nonsense. We all received special training. If you speak Greek ten times faster, I can write it backwards for you." Ding Ling waved her hand, "Okay. Take your non-burnable garbage away quickly. That thing was discovered by my team, and I have properly controlled the news. However, I feel uneasy when it is left in our place for a day. Everything you build is crazy, and I am worried that it will explode and kill me. All the branches were blown up to Mars."

My smile suddenly became awkward: the impression left by the imperial ruins on the other party was not very good. Of course, this is understandable. Due to some "historical issues", there are quite a lot of empire ruins on the earth, and dark world groups like the supernatural organization usually deal with weird phenomena on the earth, and the most dangerous of these weird phenomena are The most difficult thing to deal with is the ruins of the empire. Before the emergence of the New Empire, various organizations on Earth had been dealing with these dangerous things for a long time. Historical records can even be traced back hundreds of years, and the church can be found in those fragmented parchment scrolls and petroglyphs. Paintings of knights or exorcists fighting berserk robots: these things may be somewhat distorted and "beautified", and the real situation is probably just a scene hundreds of years ago when an unlucky religious group accidentally got into the ruins of the empire and was instantly wiped out. , but in any case these things reveal the fact that the Empire’s non-burnable garbage has been torturing the earth for many years...

Strictly speaking, they have been torturing this planet since the time of Atlantis 700,000 years ago.

People in the past did not know what these ruins were. People hundreds of thousands of years ago thought they were the holy tombs of angels or Shura halls. People one or two hundred years ago thought they were Frankenstein's laboratory. Ten or twenty years ago, people thought they were Frankenstein's laboratory. There have been rumors in the world about "alien visiting the earth" and "human civilization in the last season" (fortunately, this time it is finally more reliable), but it was not until the past two years that a small number of people in a human supernatural organization knew about these The things are actually just non-burnable garbage thrown everywhere by a bunch of guys who didn't pay attention to environmental protection...

Regarding these relics, the New Empire also has a specialized processing agency, and each world (if there are imperial relics in this world) has a dedicated branch aftermath department. These departments are basically the responsibility of the local censors, and the corresponding aftermath departments on Earth. It is Love Without Borders (the only aftermath department directly under the royal family). In view of the fact that there are enough relics on the earth, and the big fuss in Viska that year made them fragmented and complicated, some of them were even broken all the way from the mantle to the crust, and some relics have been discovered by humans. It is a very troublesome project to clean up all these ruins without affecting human life. Therefore, in addition to recycling most of the dangerous excavated ruins, we did not touch the remaining things and handed them over to Da Ai. Wujiang and the supernatural team will deal with it slowly: Anyway, these things are safe before they are dug out. We have already conducted an energy level scan on the entire planet. Those things with huge energy storage have been cleaned up, and nothing has been found. It is a "safety product" that has completely fallen asleep and has a complete security system.

Now it seems that the people from the supernatural team accidentally discovered the most special one, and it is also a type of relic that we have never found before:

Seventy thousand years ago, after I failed to open the Grand Crossing Tower and fell to the earth with a few remaining souls, I brought... well, the coffin board.

Why is it so awkward?