Chapter 1,489 The Duo of Birds and Beasts

It has passed since Xingyu and Xiling fought side by side to attack the gate of the abyss... Well, actually it was only about twenty hours - we just came back yesterday, and we just slept for the night. Despite the fact that this battle looked anticlimactic and I didn't stay out for too long, the pressure on people was really great. Everyone in our family was exhausted both physically and mentally. We basically didn't sleep after we got home. Well, if it weren't for the little crow crowing on the roof, which was so noisy, I really wouldn't want to get up this early.

By the way, hasn’t the problem of that silly bird crowing changed yet? She is female!

I lay on the bed in a daze for a while, looking at the familiar ceiling above, the familiar furniture around me, the familiar quilt covering me, and then I took out the familiar little doll girl from the quilt. , it took me a long time to believe that I had gone home and returned to my daily life.

It happens every time, no matter how long or short the time spent outside is, as long as you go away from home, you will definitely have such an unreal feeling on the first day back home, as if your thinking can't keep up with the changes in the environment, even if When I return home, the sound of artillery fire on the battlefield is always rumbling in my mind. I always think that this is also the inertia of void creatures at work, but Lin Xue and Sandora both think that I am just slow-minded...

Qianqian is the only one who doesn’t think my brain is slow, because her brain has never been on the same channel as a normal person’s…

I exhaled and put a smile on my face. The sense of solidity brought by returning home quickly diluted the sound of the battlefield that was still echoing in my mind. When my mood improved, I couldn't help but grab my hands. The little doll came up to her and kissed her on the forehead - but the little guy still didn't wake up, sleeping there in the dark.

She probably doesn't sleep well when I'm not at home. I can tell by the way she sleeps under the quilt.

Although I still can't understand why a guy who needs to be wound up would sleep.

Get up, get dressed, make the bed, comb the doll's hair and place her on the pillow while she snores. Everything is so familiar. Although it is simple, it is the most reassuring daily life. I finished cleaning up the house and walked to the bathroom. I saw a little kid who had woken up earlier than me: Dingdang had woken up at some point and was brushing his teeth happily. When he saw me swaying in, the little thing was flying up and down happily: "Arjun Arjun, Dingdang's toothpaste has been finished again!"

I silently grabbed Dingdang and wiped off the toothpaste foam on her face with the tip of my finger. I don’t know how many times I earnestly educated this little one who has relatively confused common sense in life: "Toothpaste is not for eating..."

"Oh," Ding Dong shook his wings cheerfully. He broke away from my hand and circled the eight figures in the air, "Can Arjun get Dingdang some edible toothpaste?"

I shrugged: this is part of daily life - finding ways to make this stupid, cute three-inch girl happy.

Anweina had already prepared breakfast. When she saw me coming downstairs, she went to the kitchen to bring out the food. The little ghost has stayed in this home for many years and already knows the living habits of the owners: every time the family comes back from a "business trip" for the first breakfast, it is basically impossible to get everyone together before starting the meal, because there is no guarantee of a group. A man who is exhausted physically and mentally will stay in bed for a long time, so every time she would take the trouble to heat the food and clear the dishes for each of us over and over again. When I sat down at the dining table, I saw that Lilina had already finished her meal halfway. This pseudo-loli female pope was sitting at the dining table with a pile of Bibles under her butt and half a fried dough stick in her mouth. While chewing and chewing, she was in a daze. When she saw Dingdang and I showing up, she raised the fried dough sticks in her hand and greeted her God in a formal manner: "Thank you goddess for giving believers the fried dough sticks and tofu bread."

Ding Dang happily flew around in the air and rushed straight to the fruit plate in the center of the table: "Thank you Lilina for leaving the raisins for Ding Dang!"

Look at this relationship between man and God. Look at this religious atmosphere! This is called harmony, this is called mutual respect. If believers of all religions in the world have such a dialogue with their main gods, then... then maybe human religious culture should be eradicated from the Stone Age...

I watched Lilina happily interacting with her God there. Then I suddenly felt that something was not quite right at home today. I thought about it for a long time before finally reacting: "Hey, where are Dingdang's friends?!"

Everyone must have not forgotten that Dingdang invited her sisters to her home as guests. That little guy who did things so carelessly wrote an undated invitation letter, and then sent it to all the life goddesses in the entire divine world. This directly caused our family and Shadow City to become the second branch of the life god system, and every day There are countless wild Ding Dongs coming and going through the God Realm-Xiling Direct Channel. Some of them come to their homes as guests, and some simply follow others to join in the fun. Considering the lawless nature of these little guys once they start to act, and The gods have a weird concept of time. I initially judge that Dingdang's "party" will last for at least three to five hundred years, and it is very likely that the goddess of life will become a common species in the Shadow City from now on - but what's going on at home today? So quiet? What about those wild three-inchers?

"Most of them have returned to the God Realm temporarily," Dingdang ran along the table holding a raisin, dipped it in the soy milk bowl in front of me and ate it, "Because there were many wounded soldiers to deal with, Sister Goddess took care of them all. All the trainee Goddess of Life asked them to go back and practice their skills..."

I almost spit out a mouthful of soy milk half a meter away: I called the trainee Goddess of Life back to practice her skills... Jia Jia's acting style is quite majestic like the head nurse of a major hospital!

"Are they all gone?" I looked around the living room, and the sense of dissonance I felt before was indeed caused by the house being too quiet: usually those three-inchers are restless at home. Even though they are only as big as a palm, they The scale of jumping up and down is no less than that of a naughty child. Do you know how many times a day I had to rescue them from nooks and crannies? These little ones might get lost even if they run around under the sofa...

"Not all of them left," Dingdang continued her weird way of eating raisins dipped in soy milk, without raising her head. "Most of them have returned to the God Realm and will come back in a few days. There are still a small number of people who are bored at home. We all went to Avalon, and finally..."

Just as Ding Dong was halfway through speaking, I felt the seat cushion behind me move. Then a sleepy three-inch man came out from the gap in the chair and greeted us: "Hey, Mo Mo wants to say good morning to you! Is dinner ready?"

"Finally, there are people like this who love to sleep in," Dingdang continued. "Basically, they sleep in the cracks of the sofa or some other place. They may also sleep in the coat rack...ah, the raisin fell!"

At this time, the wild Dingdang who calls herself Mo Mo but I can’t remember when there was one in my family also jumped on the table. She picked up a peanut from the plate and dipped it in my soy milk like Dingdang did. I was stunned when I heard her exclaim: "Ah! The peanut fell!"

"Ah! The raisins fell again!"

"Ah! The dates fell down!"

"Yeah! The preserves just fell!"

"Yeah! Dingdang fell down too!"

In just a few minutes, the two little ones had a lot of problems, and my bowl of soy milk turned into eight-treasure porridge. And there's a Ding Dong soaked in it... This must be considered a meat dish, right?

At this time Anweina floated out from the laundry room, and I saw at a glance that she was holding several wet three-inch dicks in her hand - there was also a small crow in it. I was immediately surprised: "Why don't you do it for the little guy?" Are you guys taking a shower?"

Anweina awkwardly held up the little ones that had just been fished out of the water: "I washed the dirty clothes hanging on the shelf - and several of them got into it..."

As soon as she finished speaking, a three-inch penis in her hand woke up. The little girl raised her hand to say hello to Dingdang, and spit out several bubbles when she opened her mouth... The more I looked at it, the more familiar this scene became. After thinking for a long time, I finally realized: The last person who was washed like this was Ding Dong.

"It seems that everyone is as accustomed to life here as Ding Dang." Ding Dang, who was rolling around in the napkin box to wipe his body, said to me with a cheerful look on his face. I looked at this little guy silently. , I wonder if Dingdang uses the sisters’ inconsiderateness to measure their adaptability to the environment? The implication is that if you stay with me for a long time, you will become more heartless, right?

After dinner, I stayed in the living room for a while. I was wondering whether I should give myself a day off today or do something serious. Finally, after thinking for a long time, I remembered that I still had something to do, so I took out my pen and tore a piece of paper from Xiaopao's homework book. . I began to write to God the Father in a heart-wrenching font:

"My friend Xingchen:

Zhan Xinjia. It seems like it's only been a few days since we last said goodbye. Anyway, I hope everything goes well.

It is a pity that the joint march failed to achieve maximum results. But the abyss area has been almost completely defeated by us, which is a good thing. Your home and mine should be much quieter from now on. After the Protoss begins their expedition, perhaps the Abyss Zone will not be able to do much. I am happy with you.

Today's letter is mainly to tell you about a few special situations. First, we had an unexpected contact with the supreme leader of the fallen apostles. Oh my god, you don't know how much information this contact can bring! Say it to scare you - oh, be reserved and decent. In short, we have determined that the fallen apostles are divided into two parts: the new army and the old army. It was the radical "new army" that attacked the God Realm in the past, and the original leader of the fallen apostles has now become peaceful. We had brief contact with her, and during the withdrawal An "agreement" was reached with it...

The second thing is the big thing that you and I are most concerned about. We have roughly inquired about the "great cause" of the fallen apostles..."

I was just halfway through writing, when I suddenly heard a burst of laughter coming from the direction of the entrance. As soon as I heard this sound, I knew that I might not be able to write anymore...

Sure enough, as soon as I jotted down some finishing touches, two figures rushed over from the door like a whirlwind. The one in front of them was Lin Xue, who came to the house on time every day to have a meal, and the one behind them was Lin Xue, who might have just taken a walk. When Bingtis came back, she saw me sitting upright on the sofa with a pen in my hand. She was suddenly curious and asked: "Hey, when did you become so disciplined? Get up early and start working in the living room?" "

I sighed secretly and put away the pen and paper. This female gangster was obviously in a state of arousal - she seemed to be aroused most of the day, and I didn't know why. I handed the handwritten letter that basically explained the situation to Sister Bing: "This is a letter to Father God. Shouldn't you go to the God Realm tomorrow to report on your work? Take this with you."

Bingtis solemnly stuffed the letter into a small box of astronomical stone, then put the small box of astronomical stone into the rune safe, then put the rune safe into the Oracle Ark, and then gave it to the outside of the Ark. He put on a two-meter-high Zhongyan letter box and looked at me seriously: "Is this a letter of recommendation for me to raise my salary by one level?"

I was dumbfounded as I watched the grid paper that I tore out of Xiaopao's homework book being stuffed into a large number of boxes by this unconventional female hooligan like a doomsday document. I was sweating so much that I almost broke out. : "It's about this post-war matter and the record of the meeting with Abyss Xiling... You don't need to be so exaggerated, right?"

Bingtis looked like he couldn't bear to recall: "Forget it, last time you asked me to send a note to Father God. I didn't keep it properly, so my dad saw me when I came home, and he chased me around the entire temple. Although It’s not right for me to use the highest letter to wrap sesame seed cakes, but that’s not because I didn’t pay attention..."

I:"……"

"Speaking of which, if you are not at home early in the morning, who will cause trouble when you go out?" I saw that Bingtis was going to continue to expand on the topic of "should I use the highest letter to wrap sesame cakes", so I quickly took the initiative Changing the subject, "Did you see the little crow when you came back? I just heard her crow on the roof, why hasn't she come down yet?"

"I'm going out for morning exercises." Bingtis sat down next to me, almost pushing me to the ground. "That stupid bird is practicing golden rooster in the yard. She probably thinks she is a water bird now. …”

Me: "...So I have always felt that there is something wrong with Xiaoniao's outlook on life. By the way, why do you still go out for morning exercises? Why don't you, a god like you, go to the park to do Tai Chi with old men and old ladies?"

"Do you have any imagination?" Bingtis rolled his eyes at me, "I just came back from the Pillar of Creation and calibrated the reaction rates of all the stars there - it's a sloppy egg, using batch processing I came to manage the big celestial body, and the burning rate of the Pillar of Creation increased by at least two or three times, so I went over to repair it and use it as a morning exercise."

I listened leisurely and fascinated: the daily life of the gods is so damn rich.

At this time, Lin Xue had already finished breakfast. She came over and pushed Bingtis away and sat next to me, leaning on my shoulder naturally: "Mu Mu, have you seen Abyss Xiling?"

"Ah. We met, and we talked about some very high-energy things." When I thought of the surprisingly informative "negotiation" I just had with Abyss Xiling, I couldn't help but have a weird look on my face. "By the way, you wouldn't have arrived early, right?"

"I vaguely knew that Abyss Xiling would take action in this incident, but I didn't expect that she would jump out directly to negotiate with the New Empire." Lin Xue changed her position happily, "Is the network split...how could she do that? Did you take it off for fun?"

"If you don't know, then I don't know either." I patted my forehead, feeling my head buzzing again, "People who are making trouble about these things are in a mess. I also have a bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder, and you said so many secrets are looming. The ground is hanging in front of my eyes, how uncomfortable I am. Now we are all sure that Abyss Xiling just wants to take this opportunity to delay some time so that she can continue her great cause, and we here have no other choice but to follow her rhythm , and then use all your strength to fight for the initiative next time... Tsk."

Lin Xue raised her eyes and looked at me for a while. Her silent look made people feel uncomfortable. Before I could ask her what was going on, the eldest lady suddenly stood up and said: "Mu Mu, stay with me." Let’s go shopping.”

I scratched my hair: "At this time? Didn't you just come here?"

The eldest lady has just finished her breakfast for fifteen minutes now. According to the general rules, she is in a period of fatigue. Normally, she should run to grab the TV remote control from Lilina or the little doll at this time - but she suddenly wants to go shopping.

"Are you leaving?" Lin Xue pulled my sleeve up, "The men who choose to shake their heads in this situation are most likely to have abnormal sexual orientation, don't you know..."

I looked at the expression on the eldest lady's face and thought of the conversation I had with her a moment ago, and then I suddenly realized: I was too immersed in those disturbing "big things", and my lack of energy might be too obvious. Lin Xue just used her usual willful and coquettish way of caring to force me to divert my attention.

"Why are you laughing?" Lin Xue looked at the weird smile on my face and suddenly got goosebumps. "That's it. Why does this lady feel so cold all over..."

"Aha, don't worry about the details." I patted Lin Xue's hair happily, immediately changed my clothes for going out, and then looked at who else was at home: Little Paopao was busy drawing little tortoises in the textbook, Lilina was doing photosynthesis in front of the window. It was best for the five protoss gang members not to tease her. The others were basically still sleeping in the room - it looked like only she and Lin Xue were able to go out.

The eldest lady and I came to the courtyard. Just when I was about to summon my precious car of 700 billion, two figures jumped in front of me. One of them was the most eye-catching because there were a lot of soft puffs behind her. The big tail, another figure is the golden rooster jumping over: the two are the little crow and the fox dog. When did they become so in step?

"Master is going out?" Little Crow stood precariously on one leg and clapped his arms excitedly, "Take me with you?"

I supported this stupid bird with abnormal outlook on life and asked her to put her legs down first: "Where did you learn this problem from? Why did you still imitate the golden rooster after crowing?"

"I saw it on TV!" The little bird puffed out its chest, "As a bird, it's easy to rest on one leg!"

I was stunned: "So what?"

Xiaoniao said with a sad face: "The TV may be a lie... my legs are numb."

Me: "Nonsense! You are in human form now! And even in bird form, you are still a crow! Can't you do something that a normal crow should do?"

"But mom won't let me catch mice..."

I:"……"

At this time, the fox fairy had already circled around us many times. After watching me teach the little bird a lesson, he couldn't wait to get closer and said, "Can you take me out too?"

Lin Xue saw this duo of birds and beasts popping up to cause trouble at this time, and finally couldn't help but put her hand on her forehead: "Meow...the promised world of two people is gone..."