Chapter 1,490 An Unexpected Encounter in the Park

(It’s the end of the month again... It’s time to ask for votes! Those who have monthly tickets, come and support me! I checked yesterday and found that I haven’t stopped updating for about three years...)

The useless fox and the little crow—God knows how these two got together. Is it because they were once wild animals?

I originally thought that I would just go out with the eldest lady to relax for a day today, but now it seems that I have to bring two oil bottles. Although the little crow looks so big, he is still a child at heart, and he can't stop him from going out to play when he encounters the opportunity. The second-rate fox is an adult with a normal mind, but unfortunately he is a little stubborn, and more importantly, She has been pampered and pampered in this family for so long, and now she has completely degraded to the point where she can do nothing but eat, drink and have fun...

"You first put away your pile of tails." I first showed an apologetic smile to the eldest lady beside me, and then pinched the fuzzy fox's furry ears. I tell you, you are not allowed to sniff other people, you are not allowed to scare cats and dogs, and you are not allowed to suddenly jump on the wall to catch birds - especially you are not allowed to jump on the wall in front of ordinary people."

"I know, I know," the fox muttered while using magic to hide his animalistic features, "I usually go out to play often, and I have never had any problems..."

I grabbed her ears and said, "You usually go out to play with Wangcai and the others on the street, but today we are going shopping!"

"Master, Master, do you want me to pretend?" the little crow excitedly grabbed my sleeve and shouted, with a look of anticipation on his face: It's true that I haven't taken her out for a stroll in a long time, and the little crow seemed very excited.

I looked at her appearance: Little Crow is not much different from ordinary humans, because when she first chose her appearance, she changed it to look like a human girl vanilla. If I must say, her hair is more attractive. Attention: Long purple-black hair with a strange metallic luster. But usually when I take her out on the street, I don’t let her disguise herself. There are so many people dyeing their hair these days, and with the appearance and figure of a junior high school girl like Little Crow. Even if she goes out with a colorful chicken coop on her head, she will at most be regarded as a fashionable girl from the urban-rural fringe - much safer than a bunch of tails like a cheap fox.

"That's it. When people ask you, just say you are non-mainstream. Also, don't grab eggs when you see them on the street. Don't smash people's billboards when passing by KFC. There is nothing else to pay attention to," I He pinched the little crow's nose, then stretched out his hand to summon his BMW, Qi Qian Yi, and waved to the eldest lady, "Let's go, you can show me where I want to go."

Lin Xue looked at the magical private car with a rather unkind expression: "I've told you so many times. Although you don't drive often...but can't you at least let those engineers redesign the shape of this car? This car keeps crashing when it goes out. Everyone is walking around, people are afraid that you won’t be able to stop, okay?”

I patted the roof of the 700 Billion car without much care: "I think it's okay. In fact, this car has been modified. Didn't you notice that its four wheels are now the same size? On the left The roof is higher because the newly installed radar with fire control chain takes up more space..."

The eldest lady got into the car and muttered: "Okay, okay, once you hear it, you will know that it is the last step of the transformation and Pandora has messed up the idea... accompany me to the old city artificial lake, we haven't been there for a long time. Relaxed."

I got into the car and activated the automatic navigation, setting it to low-speed driving in the atmosphere without additional functions. I turned around and told the birds and beasts not to move around in the back seat, and then lowered my head to check the vehicle-mounted missile launchers and satellite rays one by one. Whether the safety of the guider and plasma bomb is closed: it must be checked properly. There is a naughty kid sitting in the car. As far as I know, there are several missile control buttons on the seat of Little Crow... What do you think Pandora did to install all these things on this car? This is almost a thread. A flying space battleship!

"I think the most important modification to this car is to add a set of optical camouflage on the outside," after Qiqianyi starts driving autonomously. I turned to the young lady on the passenger seat and said, "Look how often we turn heads while driving on the road... Theoretically, the only people who dare to walk side by side with our car are tanks."

Lin Xue rolled her eyes: "Next time, you'd better drive my car out. Although it can't break the speed of the third universe, at least it's not illegal to drive it in the atmosphere. If you throw this car on the highway, your driver's license will be revoked just because of its appearance. of."

I just smiled and said nothing, but my mood relaxed a little bit. Watching the ordinary street scenes passing by outside the car window, listening to the eldest lady beside me talking about something that I would never get tired of listening to. Occasionally, the silly bird in the back seat would make an unexplained "Gah" sound. This was the life I was familiar with. Thinking carefully about it, I have indeed been a little too focused on the so-called "national affairs" during this period, and instead neglected to enjoy life, among other things... How long has it been since I was bickering and dating with the eldest lady like now?

Well... even though I brought two oil bottles with me on the date, I think it would be fine as long as the two girls in the back seat are treated as little domestic animals that are taken out for a walk, a duo of birds and animals.

By the way, I discovered one thing: Although the 700 billion car looks ugly when driven on the street, it is quite a deterrent as long as you are not chased by the traffic police. Basically, as long as people who cherish life, love the world and are full of hope in life will consciously drive with this car. Keep your distance. When we were driving through an intersection just now, we happened to encounter an accident scene. There was an old lady ten meters away who seemed to have been hit by a pedestrian and a bicycle. She was lying there and humming. As soon as 700 billion appeared, the old lady As soon as my wife jumped up, she was more than half a meter high, one leg flipped over the guardrail and ran away...

The artificial lake in the old city is a place our family often comes to? - Although Shadow City and Avalon are enough for us to visit most of the time, Qianqian and I often come to the old city of K City to relax in our free time. As a habit, Lin Xue has been with me for a long time, and now she often goes to this area to relax. This artificial lake is said to be a subsidence area caused by coal mining in the past. Later, K City transformed from a mining town to a modern city. These "historical problems" in the old city also changed their appearance. One of the very successful projects is this artificial lake. and a large surrounding park area.

This area is a bustling area, and today is the weekend, so the park is full of people. I want to put 700 billion into my pocket and have to go through the trouble of looking for nooks and crannies, so I simply found a place that is less intrusive. Lin Xue parked his BMW in a city appearance and locked it carefully. Lin Xue rolled his eyes and complained: "Don't lock your car. Who else but an archaeologist turned car thief can take a fancy to it?" , just because someone dares to steal may not mean someone dares to open it.”

By the way, why is the eldest lady so sharp in her complaints today?

I shrugged: "I am here for world peace. If some naughty kid gets into the car and presses everywhere, we will have to rebuild human civilization from the Triassic - my sister just drove this car two days ago, I am worried Even things made by the Empire are in trouble."

Lin Xue looked around and suddenly pointed to the side: "Isn't it the naughty kid in our family who is in the worst condition?"

I turned around and looked, and suddenly I stumbled: Little Crow and Fox Dog were squatting in front of a pitiful little black dog. The Fox Fairy was still poking and prodding at the latter with great interest. The black dog The dog looks to be only about a foot long. Judging from the coat color, it may be a cross between a Tibetan Mastiff and a Pekingese. Actually, I can’t tell that this is just a random guess. Maybe it’s the canines’ natural affinity. The black dog who had been molested appeared to be very honest under the hands of the second-rate fox. He only had to pay homage to him and say long live. The little crow curiously pulled the black dog's tail: "Sister Fox, you If this dog had nine tails, would it turn into a human like you?"

The Lord Fox Fairy thought for a while and nodded with determination: "The master of the house said that the nine-tailed fox fairy is like the nine-tailed husky, so maybe a native dog can transform into a human form after cultivating nine tails..." Then this idiot with a mess of logic The fox lowered his head and seriously held up the little black dog's paw to discuss with it: "If you are sincere, come to the top of Nanfu Street Clothing City next full moon, and I will accept you as my disciple..."

Since the Forbidden City is more than 800 kilometers away from here, you just make do with the Clothing City, right? I lived with rice bugs for several years at home. Is this fox’s intelligence planning to return to before walking upright?

Lin Xue gently touched my arm to signal that there was someone else next to me. As a result, I turned around and saw the owner of the little black dog standing not far away: an old man who looked like he was out for a walk after retirement. The old man was holding a cane in his hand and stared dumbfoundedly at the two young girls squatting on the ground chatting happily with their pet dogs. My eyes are almost straight...

Lin Xue and I hurried forward and pulled up the little crow and the useless fox one by one, and then ran to apologize to the old man. The old man was very kind, but it seemed that his outlook on life had not recovered yet. He looked at Master Fox Fairy and Little Crow in confusion: "These two beautiful girls, how come..."

I covered the fox's mouth hard and explained wittily: "These two are my sisters. They were born more than half a year prematurely..." Before I finished speaking, Lin Xue stomped on my feet: "They were born half a year prematurely. Month! What is born after being born half a year prematurely is the placenta!"

The old man finally led the little black dog away gradually, and before leaving, he forced me to give me the phone number of an old Chinese medicine doctor...

"Didn't we agree not to cause trouble when we come out?" I pulled Master Fox Fairy's ears to teach her, "Can't you change your habit of going up to say hello to cats and dogs when you see them when you go out?"

The fox was stunned for a long time with unresponsiveness, and then touched his ears: "Oh, it turns out you were tugging on my ears... I don't usually use this position. Just now I was wondering where this feeling came from..."

I bet she didn't listen to anything I said!

"Today's date will be to take the kids out to play..." Lin Xue sighed helplessly, "It's actually not bad. It's better than taking Xiaoxue shopping."

The little crow had nothing to say, but the fox muttered dissatisfiedly: "What does it mean to take care of a child? Please understand it clearly. I am a fox fairy who has lived for thousands of years. I am mature, stable, sophisticated and good at calculations..."

I really couldn't listen anymore, so... I ran decisively to buy drinks for the girls, so I could take a break for a while.

It is now early spring, the cold winter is gradually receding, and the lakeside park, which has been deserted for several months, is gradually becoming lively. Although the vegetation around the winding path around the lake that has just survived the cold winter has not yet turned green, the gradually increasing number of tourists around it have also given rise to the excitement. It adds a bit of energy here. Naturally, the increase in tourists has brought about the increase in the number of small vendors who did not have many stalls in winter. You can often see people selling handicrafts in the artificial lake area. It is also considered a "famous attraction" in K City (except for this park. There is nothing to see in this city - the central theme public toilet of the city's No. 2 Middle School is not allowed to visit by outsiders). As an "attraction", it is indispensable for the three treasures of the scenic spot: Tibetan medicine, bead strings, and fake watches. I bought a few bottles of drinks and passed by a handicraft stall where the stall owner was dressed like a Middle Eastern terrorist. On the spur of the moment, I wanted to buy some gadgets for the three girls: although I usually gave them a lot of random things. But after all, when you go out and buy some gifts, you can do your best. Girls all like these gadgets.

What's more important - apart from Cicaro and his gang of imperial soldiers dressing up in disguise, I still have a good impression of these small vendors selling strange gadgets. My life before junior high school basically depended on these vendors. Come rich.

But before me, there was already a man and a woman selecting goods at the stall. They seemed to be a couple who came out to relax. The girl looked like a foreigner from the back. She fell in love with a bracelet on the stall and spoke in Chinese that was not very fluent. Ask the stall owner about the price. The stall owner, who was dressed like a terrorist, said a price and then started selling with clasped hands: "The things I have here are all ordained by Tibetan monks. This emerald agate wisdom bracelet can keep your health after wearing it." With clear ears and eyes, immune to the disaster of falsehood, the divine power of the Great Freedom..."

The young man in the couple couldn't help it: "Uncle, what you are wearing is a Muslim headscarf... and the agate chain sells for seven yuan and a half, which is not enough for your advertising slogan, right?"

The stall owner was stunned and took off his headscarf: "Hey, the cat at home scratched the outfit I was using a while ago. I don't know where the new one came from... Then may Allah bless you two. Anyway, you won’t suffer a loss if your girlfriend is happy for seven and a half dollars, right?”

I watched behind for a long time, and by this time I had already recognized the identity of the young couple. Seeing that they were almost talking, I went up and took a picture: "Lin Feng!"

These two people were none other than Lin Feng and Sally. It seemed like I hadn't seen them both for a long time. These days, I am either saving the world or being dragged down by a lot of official duties in the Shadow City. In short, I am running around here and there for a long time. I don't have much time at home, let alone Lin Feng who also has official duties on weekdays. It seems like it was two months ago that we last met.

"Ah, Brother Chen?" When Lin Feng turned around and saw it was me, he was immediately surprised. "You went to war... and came back from a business trip?"

"It's been two days since you came back, and your sister didn't tell you?" I smiled cheerfully. The young couple in front of me are two of the only people in the world who know about the existence of the empire. They also visited Shadow City as guests. Naturally, you don’t have to be too scrupulous about what you say.

Several years have passed, and Lin Feng still looks like a sunny boy all over his body, and his energy when he smiles seems to be contagious. He turned to look at his lover next to him, with a smile on his face: " Sally and I just came back today, and we haven’t gone home yet.”

I nodded understandingly, and then started chatting with them. As soon as I said a few words, Lin Xue led the fox and crow to see the situation. The eldest lady's voice rang out from more than ten meters away: "Wood ! It takes a long journey to buy a few bottles of water... Hey, where is Xiaofeng?"

"Sister?" Lin Feng didn't expect to meet his sister here, and greeted him with some surprise. Then he saw the fox fairy and the little crow walking behind Lin Xue, and turned to meet her. Touched my arm, "Brother Chen, your spare time life is too rich, I can't give my sister a hug..."

Lin Xue looked at Lin Feng with an unkind expression: "I haven't beaten you for three days. Do you think my sister's skills have deteriorated?"

"Guys..." A weak voice suddenly came from behind Lin Feng and Sally. It turned out to be the stall owner who had not interrupted for a long time, "Do you still want this thing? Besides, this girl is one of your group. Right? Does she want to buy all these things? "

Lin Feng then remembered that he hadn’t paid anyone yet, so he quickly apologized and took out his wallet to pay. I stretched my head and saw “this girl” in the stall owner’s mouth, and my blood suddenly surged: This time it’s that bird’s turn again. The stupid bird is in trouble!

While the little crow was mumbling to herself, she quickly pulled all the beaded bracelets on the stall and piled them in front of her. Moreover, she didn't just take them casually. This girl had some common sense. Every time she When picking something, she would point with her fingers first and then nod to the stall owner, as if she was planning to buy everything. However, the number of things she picked was so large that she was a little unsure of the situation.

I suddenly remembered something: crows like shiny things, like little bubbles...

At this time, it was impossible to take away the pile of treasures in front of Silly Bird. It would easily cause the Crow God to change his color in anger, so I had to buy almost twenty kilograms of plastic and glass beads with the stall owner looking at the taken advantage of. Thanks to Little Crow, this vendor became the first to close his stall in the park today...

Since we haven’t seen each other for a long time, of course we wanted to have a little chat with Lin Feng this time. It happened that Lin Feng and Sally were also very interested in our daily life of running around saving the world, so we found a secluded little place. Chatting started in the tea room. During the conversation, I learned that Lin Feng had just completed a mission - to go to a small European country to assist local "special people" in handling a disappearance. Of course, given that he came back with Sally in the end, we have reason to believe that this guy traveled at his own expense for at least half a month after completing his mission.

"This is all a trivial matter for us. It sounds thrilling to others, but it is definitely incomparable to what you have experienced." After Lin Feng finished talking about his own affairs, he looked at me and Lin Xue with a smile, "I have seen the video that my sister brought back. After that I even quit movies - where did you go to fight this time?"

"You are the only one who thinks that going out to fight is fun," Lin Xue knocked on the table dissatisfied, "I came out with Mu Mu today to let him relax, you can't let him have a moment. Don’t think about these disturbing things?”

I smiled and was about to say something when I suddenly saw the scenery outside the window was blurry. (To be continued...)