Chapter 1,451 Sister and Qian Qian’s Church
The ghost ship will not appear until three days later, and it will still appear in the capital world of the empire, so capturing it has become an unprecedentedly simple and easy task. This shows the importance of having a prophet in the family: although it is usually a bit bearish , Xiaoxue is still unambiguous in her work.
So what else is there to do in these three days? Of course there is. I wonder if some people have forgotten: There is another goddess in our family.
Anyway, I almost forgot about this...
There are three reasons why I almost forgot about this. The first is that when Qian Qian became a god, we were busy looking for clues about the artifact, and my attention was temporarily diverted; the second is that the matter of "becoming a god" itself is not too big. Big noise. I don’t know what happened to the gods in the Star Territory back then. Anyway, these gods in my family were very low-key when they became gods. Not to mention causing visions in the world, they didn’t even send congratulatory messages from all over the world. At that time, my sister The movement was relatively big, and it only triggered an online diabetes insipidus incident and an incident with Aunt Bingtis. If the movement was too small, the impression left on people would naturally be shallow. Being a god would be like buying something on the way out. It's like a bottle of soy sauce, how can I remember it so clearly? The third point is related to Qian Qian's character: this girl is very carefree, and she is the type who can laugh and laugh even if the world falls apart, as long as it doesn't hit her for a while, this girl I didn't even take this matter to heart. Looking at her silly face all day long, I felt that I was somewhat hypnotized...
But no matter what, now that I think about it, I should treat Qian Qian's becoming a god as a big event.
Since we are talking about Qian Qian, I should mention my sister who was promoted last time. It has been several months since Sister-sama gained divinity - or gained symbolic power and information disturbance power. Preliminary research has also been done on the attributes of the "God of Curses". I would like to thank those who have dedication and do not give up for the truth. The imperial scientists who are destined to study the power of the cursed goddess are a high-risk activity. They completed all risk verifications with the enthusiasm of sending an average of three people to the repair center every day, and finally concluded that: Onee-sama’s curse is a A kind of probabilistic directional collapse, which can be used to curse the enemy or protect oneself. It's just that due to the principle of equivalence, even if the curse power is used for protection, it will still show a lot of bad luck: it will befall other unlucky people. According to this research conclusion, my sister should not simply be regarded as a goddess of curses. In fact, she is also a goddess of luck. Although her way of expressing "luck" is somewhat weird, she still deserves this title. It is foreseeable that believers who believe in and receive the protection of onee-sama will be luckier than everyone else - correspondingly. All pagans will bear all the bad luck to achieve a "balance of probability" with the believers of the Goddess of Luck.
Lilina has entrusted the Crow God Sect and the Dragon God Sect to promote her sister's faith in the "test field world" under the jurisdiction of Celestial City. Based on the experience we accumulated in the Crow God Sect, Lilina has successfully made the relationship between believers and her sister The only problem they encountered was the name of the new sect: calling it the Goddess of Luck Cult seemed a bit subversive. After all, what my sister is best at is spreading misfortune. Moreover, the impression given by her fighting image is not suitable for this name, but another name is even more unbearable: Qianqian came up with the idea to name it the Cursed Sect. Fortunately, our family took turns to reject this suggestion.
In the end, I let my sister decide the name of the new sect. Although it is still a bit unbearable, it sounds much better than the cursed sect after all: this church calls itself the "Probability God Cult", and the first words of the believers' prayers are It's like this: In the name of the goddess, the great probability cloud and distribution formula, give me the power to choose one out of nine and be undefeated in ten rounds of Landlord. Follow it with your name and address. This prayer was kindly compiled by Lilina. I almost threw this girl into the basket and asked her to reflect for a day, but then I thought about the Brownian motion-like Bible of the Goddess of Life and I was able to accept it: at least it was better than the doctrines and prayers of Dingdang.
There are two branches of belief under the Probability Cult, namely the belief in the Goddess of Misfortune and the belief in the Goddess of Luck. Lilina’s teachings describe the God of Probability as a god with two sides at the same time: punishing the guilty and punishing those who do good. be rewarded. Although she wrote a lot of high-end and foreign adjectives in the Bible, I still know that she copied the research literature on schizophrenia... Fortunately, the person involved didn't care about this. What my sister cares about most is the family's three meals and Those naughty kids have to go to bed on time, otherwise Lilina will be the first one to be punished by the cursed goddess.
According to the future disclosed by Xiaoxue, the belief in the Goddess of Doom (also known as the Goddess of Curse) will ultimately prevail among the Probability Cult. But the goddess of luck has not disappeared either. Rather, as an equally respected rare priest, he is active in the group of believers. The reason why the belief in the Goddess of Luck has become a rare species is not because of religious strife or because one sister favors one party. But because...
Curses are indeed too easy to get rid of. People with a little evil thoughts or malice can easily turn luck into another form of misfortune. (Such incidents and fables are common. If you don’t understand, you can search for the nouveau riche. After all, most of the believers are composed of mortals, so priests who can finally fully control this divine power, bring good luck to believers fairly and impartially have become a rare breed (usually their status is higher than other Priests of the same level are higher), most other clergy are mainly responsible for making others unlucky and making others more unlucky - this is all what Xiaoxue told us.
Here is a digression: The first batch of believers in Sister-sama were mainly students. According to the analysis report fed back by the "Imperial Deification Project Research Department", the student party even accounted for 70% of the believers in the Probabilistic Religion. I was puzzled by this at first, wondering why students were so interested in religion. Then I suddenly discovered that Sakina’s hometown exam also had multiple-choice questions, and I suddenly understood...
It is said that the education department in that world is implementing educational reforms and comprehensively reducing the number of choice and judgment questions in the test papers. I would like to light a stick of incense for those poor students. There are many ways to become academic masters, but praying to the goddess of misfortune is definitely not one of them. one.
In short, this is the current situation of my sister's sect. Obviously, this development is highly consistent with our family's style. Now that Qian Qian has become a god, research on the divinity of the goddess of time will naturally be included in the agenda. I feel more or less in my heart I'm a little worried:
Even the most stable sister in the family has spawned such a messy sect. How can I expect Qianqian, whose mind is never on the right track, to develop her own sect?
This morning I grabbed Qianqian who wanted to sneak out and go shopping as usual. He also dragged Lilina, who was scattering corn kernels outside the courtyard to feed the pigeons...the little crow, and the three of them talked about the new church. I was the first to express my opinion: "My opinion is to put the shallow faith Slow down your research a little, Sakina and the others' world is already chaotic enough..."
Lilina was a little reluctant at the time: "Boss, how can you say that? The church does good deeds, is good at charity, builds bridges, paved roads, and donates money to educate students. There is no such thing as too many public welfare undertakings, and the sect established by this pope They all follow the principle of not leaving work, and are not even willing to affect GDP. Where can you find such a good teaching..."
I squinted at this pseudo-loli whose nose was almost parallel to the ceiling: "Sajina and theirs have about three hundred sects in their world from top to bottom, and they are all large, systematic and powerful organizations. I represent They are very busy.”
The hometown of the half-dragons, Sakina and the others are in a world where the mysterious side of the Fifteenth Sky Zone of the old empire sleeps. The three hundred imperial officers who were sleeping in that world transformed into A semi-conceptual special existence. Therefore, they were eventually regarded as gods by the local indigenous people. Although the three hundred commanders have now returned to their posts, the sects they left behind have not dissipated. In addition, the Crow God Sect, the Probability God Sect, and the Dragon God Sect who later entered As well as the Goddess of Life Cult, there are currently about 300 churches in that world (I don’t remember the specific number. It seems that some mysterious side officers have not spawned churches, so the number of sects under their names is not exactly 300). , these churches are not local sects with few believers. Each of them has a "god" to support their appearance (although most of them are not strictly speaking true gods yet). So the scale is quite large and formal, and many sects have even divided themselves into a lot of departments. There are a lot of New Testament and Old Testament 2.0...
The fact that there are three major religions on the earth is enough for seven billion people to struggle with. How can I look directly at this planet where three hundred world-class churches coexist?
In the end, Lilina didn't take it seriously at all: "There are only three hundred, which is really not much. They can't fight anyway. They are all our own people, so why worry. And boss, think about it from another angle: as the saying goes, there are too many lice." Not itchy…”
I couldn't help but glance at Qian Qian. This girl was playing with the Rubik's Cube with her head down as if it had nothing to do with her. If anyone in the family had the least feeling about "Qian Qian becoming a god". Then maybe it's the girl herself. Looking at Qian Qian's clueless look. I still said what was in my heart: "Actually... I'm not only thinking about the problem of half-dragon sects in the world, but mainly about Qianqian..."
Lilina also turned to look at Qian Qian. Suddenly his face was full of surprise, but he still had different opinions: "...Boss, you can't keep delaying this matter. To put it bluntly, divinity is a kind of information creation power. Even if you don't actively believe in it, it will take effect passively. If we If she doesn't figure it out and control it as soon as possible, she will be in even greater trouble when her power passively takes effect in the future. My eldest sister's one-month-old aunt was not in vain..."
I got excited when I heard this topic. I still remember how big a fuss my sister made when her curse broke out. I really can’t imagine what it would be like for a shallow power that is even more unreasonable to go berserk. Do you think I will push it one day? When I went out, I found that the whole world had returned to the primitive world, and my neighbor lived with a family of cavemen. So who should I cry to? With Qian Qian's ability and ability to pull off strings, this is not impossible!
"Girl, why don't you say something?" I reached out and touched Qian Qian's arm. She reset the Rubik's Cube for the third time, raised her head and looked over with a harmless look: "Arjun, Arjun, would you like to eat dumplings for lunch? good?"
Me: "..." It seems that this girl's mind is not on this channel for the time being.
Lilina and I worked together to explain the matter clearly to Qian Qian, and try our best to make the girl realize that her deification was not her own business, nor was it an isolated incident that had no impact on the outside world. Qian Qian is usually a little bit naive, but her sense of responsibility and personal awareness are still strong. She realizes that her power may accidentally restore the global human race to the caveman period, and even turn the entire earth back. One wheel may lead to the end of the world, and she also became nervous: "Then we'd better do some research as soon as possible. Don't be like my sister that time. It won't be fun if you get uncontrolled and violent."
"Just talk, can you please stop bringing me along with you every time? Why do you feel like I've become a negative example?"
Onee-sama's voice suddenly came from behind us, startling everyone. I turned around and saw that she had been standing behind the three of us at some point. She must have heard everything about the conversation just now...
Lilina broke out in a cold sweat at that time: she was the first one to draw out her sister's magical power and treat it as a typical example. This little girl showed extraordinary courage on the spot: she put her special basket aside and stretched her neck to reach out. Sister: "Well, you can throw it away. Don't throw it upside down. It's very troublesome to climb out..."
Me: "..." You really don't want to say anything. This little girl's ability to act malicious and cute is getting better and better!
I pushed Lilina back and made her long hair into a chicken coop. My sister sat down on the small sofa next to her and analyzed thoughtfully: "The rampage of divine power should never happen again. When I The main reason why Qian Qian's power is out of control is that Arjun is not around: he is the source of disturbance for everyone's deification, just like the center of gravity of a top. When the top spins, the sudden departure of the center of gravity will of course cause loss of control, and now the entire process of Qian Qian's deification is... We are all accompanying you, so there won’t be any problems. Don’t separate the two of you during this period. Once the initial unstable stage is over, everything will be fine. Based on last experience, this should only take ten days and a half."
Lilina rolled her eyes and suddenly remembered something: "Speaking of which, in what way is Sister Qianqian's divinity reflected?"
Lilina calls Qian Qian "sister", but judging from her mental age, Lilina is definitely older than Qian Qian. But this girl has a magical skill, which is to switch attributes freely: when she expresses her opinions, she calls herself Yujie, when she wants pocket money and acts cute, she pretends to be a lolita, and when she usually calls her Qianqian, they all call her sister. Before Xiaoxue appeared, this guy always insisted that she was the youngest in the family: she counted from the moment she regained a new life from Huaguduo, and insisted that she was four and a half years old this year...
I looked at Qianqian and then at Lilina: "You can try to fight with Qianqian."
"I won't do anything about being struck by lightning," Lilina said smartly, "Let's get down to business, establish a church that believes in the God of Time, and collect data on believers. Find out the scope of Sister Qianqian's 'symbolic power' as soon as possible. These These are all important matters. Boss, you shouldn't find it troublesome. Don't worry about trouble: if you feel that Sister Qianqian's character is not suitable for managing the church, then let this Pope take full responsibility..."
I looked at Lilina silently, thinking that she was the only one besides Qianqian that I was worried about losing my chain.
But I can't say this, and Lilina's work enthusiasm is still very guaranteed. Now I'm a little worried that she won't be able to handle it: "You have so much time? You are in charge of the Life Sect, and you are still helping that stupid bird Preaching, managing the Fourth District, and now establishing a new church - in theory, just a papal title is enough work, look at how many part-time popes there are on the planet."
Lilina looked at me in surprise: "Why does the boss care about others so much?"
I pressed her head: "Nonsense, I usually don't spoil you enough - to be serious, can you be busy?"
"Actually, it's not too much trouble." Lilina climbed up the pole and lay down on my lap. "I'm not the only one busy, and there aren't many things that the church with the True God needs you to do personally. The True God itself is cohesive enough. I have faith. There are only two things I want to do: The first is to let people know the existence of the God of Time. Under the premise that the God of Time does exist, people will naturally believe in it. The second is to help verify Sister Qianqian. The manifestation of divinity and so on, I have done this several times, Menqing."
I nodded: "Okay, I'll leave it to you."
In fact, I am also curious about what kind of symbolic power Qianqian's divinity can produce as a goddess: time is an abstract and elusive thing, and it is not suitable for ordinary people to use, because it is too much to master even a little bit of it. Stronger. People who believe in the Crow God can obtain the speed and arcane blessings of the little crow. People who believe in the sister can do some practical things by controlling probability. What about people with shallow beliefs? Can you directly control time or extend your life? The latter does not seem to be simply the power of time, but actually depends on one's health... Anyway, Qian Qian becoming a god is really worth looking forward to.
Now the goddess of time begins to lower her head and fiddle with her Rubik's cube again...
Three days passed so peacefully, and the moment Xiaoxue predicted that the ghost ship would appear finally arrived.
The Imperial Army set up a huge encirclement in the area where the ship was about to appear twenty-four hours in advance (this was to prevent the prediction from being biased). With thirty minutes left on the countdown, our family even arrived at the scene in person— —Sandora and I are here to do business, and the others are just joining in the fun. You can tell this just by looking at the fox dog running happily: it’s her business to capture the ghost ship, she thinks she is Star Fox. What?
The encirclement consists of a large number of legion-level gravity trap generators and jump stop disruptors. These large tower-like devices are loosely distributed in space, forming a trap that can prevent any space distortion behavior. Currently, these devices are not turned on. In Ghost They will only start the moment the ship appears. Three general engineering/scientific research spacecraft and a escort formation composed of Frontier-class warships were monitoring the scene from a distance. This was because the ghost ship was huge and looked like a powerful mothership. Although it The external armament seems to be finished, but we cannot rule out the possibility of carrying fighter planes inside, so we arranged some warships to come here to control the situation.
The moment the countdown timer reached zero, the out-of-control spaceship arrived as scheduled. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users please go to m. to read.)