My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 45 Calamity

I don't know if the four daughters felt that Chen Fang was too embarrassed, they actually left him in the Zhicheng Division for a whole day and didn't come to redeem him. It was not until the next day that Yiyi Yaya brought the old man over and brought him out.

Chen Fang, who was brought out, had black eye circles and dull eyes, and he suffered a great mental blow.

This was caused by the four muscular devils who were in the same room with him. Since he entered, he was constantly harassed. The four muscular devils wanted Chen Fang to appreciate the beauty of their bodies.

The four of them cycled through the seven bodybuilding poses more than 300 times. Even if Chen Fang closed his eyes, they would support them with small wooden sticks.

It's even more impossible to sleep at night. The four of them took turns supporting Chen Fang, with their arms through his armpit, and their thumbs and index fingers forcefully opened his eyes. The most important muscles are passed one by one and four times.

During this period, Chen Fang resisted, but the difference in strength was too great, and the number of people was too different. He was treated like a chicken, and in the end he could only be manipulated by them like a doll.

When the door of the prison room was opened, and when the guard told him that he could go out, Chen Fang wept with joy, his pale face suddenly turned red.

"Woooooo, if you don't come, you can only go to the Pharmacist Guild's mental laboratory to find me."

When Chen Fang saw the old man and the two little guys, it was like a swallow returning home. He couldn't wait to find a shoulder to rely on.

"What virtue, go and put on your clothes."

The old man grabbed the head of Chen Fang who was flying towards him, threw it aside like trash, and then threw the clothes in his hand on his face.

"Why didn't the two beauties come?" Chen Fang asked in front of the old man and the two little guys after borrowing an empty room and changing his clothes.

"They need materials for hatching." The old man said simply.

Chen Fang was a little disappointed. He wished that when he came out, he saw two beauties instead of an old man whose muscles were more bulging than the four big men in the prison cell.

"Let's go."

Seeing that Chen Fang had put on his clothes, the old man lifted his legs and left.

Chen Fang picked up the two little guys and kept up with them while communicating.

When he left the gate of Zhichengsi, he met four identical twin brothers at the gate.

"When did quadruplets become so common?" Chen Fang took a glance.

These four twins are completely different from the ones he met in the prison cell. They are handsome and handsome, with white clothes and white trousers, well-groomed hair, no extra accessories on their bodies, simple and decent, very elegant .

"Why is there such a big gap between the twins?" Chen Fang shuddered involuntarily when he thought of the four muscular men in the prison room.

On the way, the old man had something to say to Yiyi Yaya and left separately, while Chen Fang returned to the residence with the two little guys.

In the yard, Jimo and Wenren were placing some materials for hatching crystal hoof eggs on the magic circle on the ground.

"Beauties, I'm back." Chen Fang greeted.

"Pooh."

Wen Ren rolled his eyes and spat at Chen Fang.

"It's good to be back." Jimo said softly.

"I didn't invite you to provoke you, and I disliked you when we met. Your sister is better, good-tempered and gentle." Chen Fang put the two little guys to the ground, and then said to Wenren.

"When you were dragged away yesterday, why did you hold on to my thigh? I didn't trample you to death at that time, so I have a good temper." Wenren said angrily.

He grows so big, which man dares to get close to him. When Chen Fang hugged his thigh yesterday, Wenren was so shy. After returning, his hair hasn't gone down.

"I apologize. I was in a hurry at the time. I wanted to find something to hold me so they wouldn't drag me away." Chen Fang looked embarrassed.

At that time, the guard didn't listen to his explanation, and dragged his leg to pull him away. In desperation, he instinctively hugged the thigh of Wenren who was watching the theater next to him. Can he be blamed?

"Okay, it's good to be back, we just want to hatch crystal hoof eggs, you can take a look at it." Jimo smiled and said to the two.

"Hmph." Wen Ren turned his face away.

"How do you hatch this egg? Are there cubs?" Chen Fang asked.

"Actually, hatching is not right, it should be regarded as awakening."

"Crystal hooves are actually the name for crystal-like ungulates. They are generally only produced when the relics are formed. When they are not awakened, they appear as eggs or eggs. Once awakened, they will directly become mature bodies." Jimo explained. road.

"What kind of crystal-hoofed creature will appear, this can only depend on luck, I hope it is a suitable mount, preferably a horse." Wenren said.

"I think pigs are pretty good too." Chen Fang said seriously.

"If a pig really hatches, believe it or not, I will turn you into a pig's head."

Wen Ren clenched his fists and stared at Chen Fang, matching the black outfit on his body, he looked like a thunderbolt angel in a movie.

"Okay, stop making trouble. It happens that everyone is here and things are ready. Let's dance the wake-up dance together to hatch this crystal hoof egg." Jimo stopped the two of them from fighting.

"What? You still have to dance, but Yiyi Yaya and I can't do it." Chen Fang said.

"You don't need to meet. My sister is in charge of the magic circle. Wait until you accept the guidance obediently. Just don't resist. I'm really ignorant. I don't even know this. What kind of adventurer are you?" glance.

Let me go, isn't this the same as the system's sacrificial circle, so can I use it openly in the future? It doesn't work either, the sacrificial circle produces all weird things, it's hard to explain, Chen Fang thought about it.

"oh."

Under Jimo's arrangement, the five people took positions around the circle.

Then Jimo sang the melodious, melodious and intoxicating wake-up song, and led everyone to dance the wake-up dance.

Twisting the fingers and raising the orchids, brushing the clouds and flowing the sleeves, swinging the waist and twisting the hips, the graceful dancing posture of the two big beauties is as good-looking as you want, even the two little guys look lively and cute.

But when this femininity dance is presented on Chen Fang, a male creature, it is a bit difficult to express.

At least the old man who had just entered the yard saw Chen Fang scratching his head and posing intoxicated, and really felt that this young man was hopelessly hopeless.

"How nice this kid was back then. He was hit by a meteor, and after being sent to the hospital for a second time, his body recovered, but his spirit went wrong. Alas."

"It would be great if another meteor came and took him in."

The old man looked up at the clear sky, a little disappointed, then walked away.

The old man left, and the ceremony presided over by Jimo continued. After a while, the magic circle glowed, and then a wave of energy radiated from the magic circle, which was absorbed by the crystal hoof egg placed in the center of the magic circle.

When the surface of the crystal hoof egg was covered with a layer of white light, the ceremony came to an end, but at this moment, a small black cloud suddenly gathered on Chen Fang's head, a cloud that was wide enough to cover his shoulders, and there was a roar in the small black cloud. The sound continued, as if thunder was brewing.

And at the moment when Jimo stopped dancing and the awakening ceremony stopped, the dark cloud above Chen Fang's head finally sent down a thunderbolt, hitting his head. This first thunderbolt was like a signal. After it disappeared , A lot of thunder and lightning struck down in the dark clouds at one time, densely packed, in an instant, the part of Chen Fang's head hit by the lightning seemed to be painted with black paint, like a dark pot bottom on his head, far away. Looking around, Chen Fang seemed to be holding a pot head.

Chen Fang was regarded as a conductor by the lightning, and he rushed into the magic circle along his body, was absorbed by the crystal hoof eggs, and left lightning marks on the surface.

"Chen Fang, what are you doing!" Wenren shouted, then ran into the magic circle and picked up the crystal hoof eggs to check.

Originally, after the awakening ceremony was over, the crystal hoof eggs should have hatched, but under the interference of lightning, it seemed that apart from the situation, they did not hatch immediately.

Chen Fang was confused at this time, and he also wanted to know what happened, why he was struck by lightning for no reason.

"Ahem, I didn't do anything."

A puff of black smoke spewed out from Chen Fang's mouth.

"Uncle, there is a dark cloud over your head. I saw you were struck by lightning just now. Wow, it's starting to rain now."

Because of the location, Ya Ya could see clearly, from the dark clouds appearing above Chen Fang's head to the thunder and rain, she had a panoramic view of the whole process.

"..."

We have a clear sky, but your pouring rain, are you being hated by God?

Several people were amazed around Chen Fang with the rain cloud above his head, even Wen Ren threw the crystal hoof eggs aside, and circled around Chen Fang to observe the wonder.

"People are cheap, God will take care of it, what evil have you done, pills."

Wen Ren patted Chen Fang's shoulder sadly, and wiped his hands with his clothes when the rain got on Chen Fang's shoulder.

Chen Fang was extremely depressed, his head was burning and aching, and he still felt a little numb from time to time, and the rain must have been heavy, he could barely see what was ahead.

Fortunately, it didn't rain for a long time. After a while, the rain cleared away, leaving only Chen Fang soaked and the mud under his feet.

Chen Fang wiped his face, then touched his head, he felt a little itchy on the top of his head.

"You have long hair." Wenren said in surprise.

"?"

Chen Fang scratched his head, and then found that his fingertips did feel like hairs, and then amidst the screams of Jimo and the others, his entire vision turned black.

In the eyes of Jimo and others, Chen Fang's hair grew out like crazy, covering half of his body in a short while.

Chen Fang grew waist-length hair, which was jet-black and beautiful, and reflected light in the sun.

"Who turned off the light." Chen Fang said playfully, lifting the hair in front of his face with both hands.

Chen Fang didn't panic, he suddenly thought of a passive skill he had acquired before, and since it hadn't been triggered, he almost forgot it.

Calamity (source): From time to time, a small calamity cloud will be formed above the head, and ninety-nine and eighty-one thunder calamities will fall. After the thunder calamity is over, it will rain once, the effect;

Crossing Tribulation: During this period, when the robber is attacked, the attacker will be implicated.

Godsend: After the thunder disaster is over, the rain of good fortune will fall to restore the current injury of the robber.

The robbery cloud cannot be generated indoors, and after each time the robbery is over, the physical fitness of the master of the robbery will be slightly improved.

(PS: Use once, benefit for life, high quality and low price, five-star praise.)

It is very good and powerful, and my wife will no longer need it but worry that I will become bald.

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