My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 57

Delivering food is not difficult, but it is difficult to meet all kinds of strange requirements of some customers.

Zhanhu Tavern is the largest tavern and restaurant in Xinsheng City. Since it launched the takeaway business, because it is cheap, can be delivered anywhere, and can meet some requirements of customers, residents flock to it, and the demand for takeaway is huge.

It’s a bit stressful for Chen Fang to bring eight people today. Fortunately, the eight people’s IQ is online. After taking it once or twice, they will know how to deliver. The gang just said directly, some can earn extra money, earn as much as they can, and if they can't, don't join in blindly, just go to work on your own.

The delivery hours passed quickly, and Chen Fang earned about one silver coin in a day, and his salary was settled that night.

When Chen Fang delivered the last takeout order and returned to the tavern, he saw Xiao Lei surrounded by Wenren's eight brothers. Judging by his posture, he might be beaten.

Chen Fang hurriedly ran over to separate them, and asked what happened.

"I gave it away for a day, but I didn't eat any food. When I asked him to settle the bill, he actually told me that I had to pay back. Do you think I'm angry?" Jimo's upper body muscles were about to explode in anger.

"To die, dare to deduct my salary."

"Bi Qiniang too."

"top."

"He said that we had too many bad reviews, so we had to deduct money. For no reason, everything was delivered." There is money.

"." Wealthy "convex".

"You guys wait first, I'll talk to Xiaolei." Chen Fang calmed down the eight people for the time being, and then pulled the shivering Xiaolei aside to ask about the situation.

"What's the matter, even if the money is deducted for bad reviews, you don't have to post it." Chen Fang.

"Exaggeration? Where did you find the eight wonderful flowers, let's see for yourself." Xiao Lei pulled Chen Fang to read the online messages.

Chen Fang browsed for a while, and his face turned dark.

message:

"What's the matter with your delivery man, he asked to deliver toilet paper by the way, and he told me that the takeaway box can be used, okay, I just ate a meal with the smell of shit, the paper of the takeaway box is too hard, let me The chrysanthemum is damaged, bad review, decisive bad review.”

"I want to complain, the food delivery guy is too handsome today, he took my girlfriend away, now he wants to break up with me, bad review."

"Today, a big black man gave me takeaway. I happened to be drying dried fish, so I asked him to help me eat takeaway. At that time, he asked if he could taste the taste of dried fish. I said yes, and when I came back after eating, the sun The bottom is full of bones, bad reviews."

"Hi shopkeeper, can you tell your delivery man to return the Tujia pig to us? There may be a misunderstanding here. We were hunting at that time, not under attack. He came and left the takeaway. The pig was stunned and carried away, that is our original harvest, thank you, praise."

"Kneeling to beg the delivery person for order No. 23. The old man you met at the door was my grandfather. He just fainted and fell to the ground at that time. It wasn't Pengci. Please come to Zhicheng Si to help explain. No one answered the phone. Urgent, first Please pay attention to bad reviews."

"The takeaway guy is very handsome, but he always calls me mom when I talk to him, I can't stand it, mentally retarded, bad reviews."

"Those from Zhanhu Tavern, I'm from the city management department, next time there is a delivery staff delivering food with their upper body naked, your delivery qualification will be cancelled, bad review."

"Don't help my son with homework if he doesn't know how to count, 1+0=Φ, whose IQ are you insulting, bad review."

"I'm in the hospital mortuary, why don't you send me to the Pacific Ocean when you are sent to the hospital mortuary. You also said that my temperament fits the atmosphere there, bad review."

"I asked you to help throw away the garbage, you even threw it away with me, you seem to be teasing me? Bad review."

"It's clearly said that I want a sanitary napkin, but you give me gauze, so I can carry it? Poor review."

"This year's takeaway work ability is too poor, bad review."

Good guy, this is only the first page, and Chen Fang didn't dare to read the next few pages.

"Xiao Lei, take it easy, today is their first day, and they will inevitably make mistakes. I will go back and educate them, and there will be no more problems tomorrow." Chen Fang bit his bullet and begged Xiao Lei.

"No, they don't come here tomorrow, and I won't deduct money from them today, I just send them as much as I want, I just ask you to take them away." Xiao Lei said without doubt.

It was useless for Chen Fang to beg Xiaolei again and again, so he could only take today's money and distribute it to the eight wonderful flowers, then sent them away and went back to the backyard by himself.

"Oh." Chen Fang sighed when he returned to the room.

"What's wrong?" Jimo who was teaching Yiyi asked.

"Wenren's eight elder brothers, they can't do anything, they can't eat anything, what's the use of life." Chen Fang told Jimo what happened before.

"If you want them to do ordinary people's jobs, it's definitely not good. Some people can only do specialized things." Jimo couldn't laugh or cry when he heard that.

"What can they do?" Chen Fang asked.

"Doesn't the tavern buy ingredients for edible mutant creatures? Let them go." Jimo said.

"I'll go, I've always regarded them as funny comparisons, I really didn't dare to think about it." Chen Fang came to his senses.

"It's not good for you to say that about her brother in front of Wenren." Jimo said.

"I heard someone there?" Chen Fang looked left and right but found no one, except that the quilt on the bed where Yiyi Yaya usually slept had a big bump.

"Chen Fang, although I agree with your point of view, you still have to be beaten."

After throwing off the bed, Wen Ren rushed to Chen Fang's side, kicked Chen Fang down with one foot, grabbed Chen Fang's arm and made a cross.

The cross is a movement in wrestling, also known as sleeping skills, and it is a very personal skill. Chen Fang used to love to watch women's wrestling, and by the way, fantasize and use some toilet paper.

Being locked by Wenren, a big beauty, with her long legs, Chen Fang pretended to be in pain, but the face under the thighs really looked wretched, especially the big nostrils.

My fingers seem to touch the headlights, and the palm of my hand is the touch of the abdomen? These legs are really white and long, and there is a faint body fragrance in the nostrils.

In addition to the leg lock, the cross-lock also twisted the wrist. When Wenren loosened and twisted, Chen Fang's face was constantly switching between the wretched expression and the style similar to the previous life anime Kenshiro, feeling pain and happiness.

Jimo looked at the two of them so naive, and was very speechless. Wenren didn't like to communicate with strangers. When he was quiet, he would only maintain his weapons. Stands, just like kindergarten children.

After teaching Chen Fang a lesson, Wen Ren was also very tired, sweating profusely and panting, he got up from the ground.

Chen Fang was lying on the ground, looking spoiled.

This scene was seen by the old man who had just stepped into the room. He looked at it for a while with a complex expression, and said to the listener very seriously, "Be careful of the influence. Don't be too unrestrained in front of the children, otherwise it will be bad for you to learn."

"Huh?" Wenren was confused.

Jimo raised his chin towards Chen Fang, motioning her to look at Chen Fang.

Wenren lowered his head, and saw Yiyi Yaya alone, imitating her cross-lock, each locking Chen Fang's hand, her little feet slapped Chen Fang's face, pulling her outward with force and twisting her wrist at the same time.

"Little baby, I'm curious about everything. Be cautious about some things in front of them, otherwise..." The old man didn't continue.

help!

This was the cry in Chen Fang's heart before he passed out from foaming at the mouth.

The next morning was a bright day.

Chen Fang was dizzy until dawn, and when he got up, his whole body was extremely sore, and the small footprints on his cheeks showed how hard the two little guys worked hard yesterday.

A strong aroma of barbecue wafted in the air, and Chen Fangwen moved his index finger. Following the guidance of the smell, he came to the backyard, and saw that everyone except him was gathered here, salivating around a barbecue grill. endlessly.

"It's such a greasy meal early in the morning." Chen Fang approached and said when he saw the old man who was grilling and several people waiting to be fed.

"Boy, I didn't expect you to hide something good." The old man said while grilling.

"Huh?" Chen Fang was puzzled.

"Such a big piece of giant beast meat, what a waste, I asked the old man to help roast it." Wenren.

"Giant meat!" Chen Fang was stunned and said, "I hid it, where did you find it?"

"Hidden? Xiaolei told me in the morning that the things you put there take up too much space, and you need to deal with them quickly, or you won't be able to put the things in the store." Wenren.

"Am I mistaken? It's for emergency use. I'll bake it without you asking. Oh, forget it. I'll bake it when it's done. The old man will give me a piece too, it's the size of a palm." Chen Fang.

"I can't kill you." Wenren gave Chen Fang a blank look.

"What are you talking about, I can eat as much as I want." Chen Fang was angry.

"Chen Fang, this giant beast meat contains a lot of energy. It not only nourishes but also strengthens the body. This is especially true for gluttonous monsters. They don't want to eat as much as they want," Jimo explained.

"Two finger-sized monster meats are enough for me to consume for three days. Are you sure you can survive a palm-sized one?" Jimo said.

"Give it to him to eat, I want to see how his whole body is bursting with blood." Jimo Er.

"Is it so exaggerated?" Chen Fang was a little surprised. This is not the same as the thousand-year-old ginseng, which is a huge supplement.

"It's just one piece, don't think it's too expensive for a gold coin." Wenren picked up a small piece of roasted giant beast meat and said while eating.

"One gold!" Chen Fang was stunned, how could he know that this thing is so valuable.

"There's meat left under the mouth." Chen Fang swooped in front of Wenren, stretching out his fingers to pick the meat in Wenren's mouth.

"What are you doing, crazy." Wen Ren opened Chen Fang's hand.

"That's a piece of gold, you really want to talk about it. You can't sell it for hundreds of gold coins, and I can rely on it to make a fortune." Chen Fang.

The giant beast meat was listed by the head of the Libra star group when he was in Caohai last time. It was as big as a takeaway box. Chen Fang didn't understand its value, so he casually put it in the fresh-keeping cabinet of the tavern. Today Knowing its value, how can Chen Fang let people eat the meat, selling it is the right way.

"Don't even think about it. Where do you sell it? This item is a controlled item. Unless the Federation and the army allow it, no one would dare to trade it in private." Wen Ren.

"This is the intention of the head of the group. You can't make trouble for him for the sake of selling money. You must know that the harvest after each crusade against the giant beast is registered. It is already risky for him to give it to you privately." Jimo .

"So, this meat can only be eaten by oneself and cannot be sold." Chen Fang was sad, as if a pile of small money flew into the mouths of everyone present in front of his eyes.

"You guys will give me money, I don't want much, half price, fifty silver coins a piece, that's interesting." Chen Fang didn't give up.

As a result, everyone stared blankly at him.

"Eat my lodgings and live in my lodgings. In the end, you don't even give me any money. You're just a bunch of robbers and white-eyed wolves, huh." Chen Fang was heartbroken.

"Our relationship is not so good. I won't tell you, why don't the eight of them pay money." Chen Fang pointed to the delicious eight flowers and said.

"They have thick skins, what can I do, I can't beat them, how about you go up." Wen Ren did stop his eight brothers, but he couldn't beat them and was dragged aside.

"Forget it, I'll just feed the pigs. I'll make it up to you later." Wenren was also a little embarrassed, and whispered in Chen Fang's ear.

The pleasant body fragrance lingered around Chen Fang's nose, making him a little intoxicated.

They are pigs, what are you, and don't give in just because you seduce me.

"How to make up for it? I don't want anything else after eating my meat. Just pay with your meat."

"The weather is fine today. Let's go down and register. When you come back, you can eat as much as you want." Chen Fang said solemnly.

"You are so beautiful." Wenren rolled his eyes.

After breakfast, it ends with the joy of the host and the guest.

The members of Ruhuasiyu team gathered together.

"Today, the Adventure Guild released the information. The name competition continues. We participated in the rematch in the afternoon when we were marked in the ruins of the ruins last time. We have to prepare." Jimo said.

"Ah, there was such a big incident in the ruins last time, how can anyone care about the mark? I guess many teams didn't get the mark. We can continue the game because of the piece in Ya Ya's hand, and the others won't Do you object?" Chen Fang was puzzled.

"It's useless to object. The Adventure Guild said that the adventure career is full of accidents and uncertainties. If you don't get it, you're out of luck. Who's to blame." Wenren.

"How many teams are participating in the semi-finals, and we are not allowed to bring the Fangfang team to enter." Chen Fang said, he has never forgotten about Fangfang.

"A total of 41 teams participated in the competition, and I don't know which teams are there." Jimo.

"There are so many, I thought there were only twenty at most." Chen Fang.

"Let's go get ready and go to the competition together in the afternoon."

A few people broke up and started to prepare.

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