My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 61 - Ya Ya Drag Racing

The site was a bit far away, and when Chen Fang and the others arrived, almost all the contestants left with their partners, it took too much time to get down just now.

Jimo was also anxious, and when he saw Chen Fangche coming, he immediately ran to register.

"Get in the car."

Chen Fang shouted at Jimo who had finished registration.

There are many pillars and stones on the ground of the small red clay rift, and the distribution is staggered. It is impossible to drive straight all the way, and the ground is uneven and there are gravels, which need to be avoided.

Chen Fang's three-bouncer has a very good shock absorption performance, and it will not vibrate too much when it is pressed against the gravel on the ground. Chen Fang only needs to consider the big pit or stone pillar, and the speed is still acceptable.

Chen Fang drove forward for about ten minutes, and finally caught up with the contestant who was going ahead.

According to the speed of their mounts, Chen Fang would have to chase for another five or six minutes at least, but when they fought, the speed slowed down.

Everyone is fighting for speed, but some people obviously don't want people to run ahead, so the attack is inevitable.

Those who run in front create obstacles for the rear, such as breaking stone pillars or attacking the ground to create potholes, or directly attacking mounts and people.

Those chasing behind are not polite, and the counterattack is also ruthless. What long-range skills are used, the attack is directed at the feet of the mount in front.

But after all, it is moving at high speed, and few people or mounts can actually hit people or mounts, but many hit stone pillars or other places, causing a large number of stone pillars to collapse or causing rocks to fall on the cliffs of rift valleys, resulting in a large number of obstacle.

This is a pain for Chen Fang who is behind. The three-bouncer can't jump like a mount. When encountering larger obstacles, he can only slow down and go around.

"Is there a way to remove the stones in front?" Chen Fang shouted.

"Let's try."

Jimo summoned two moon blades to cut the collapsed stone pillars in front of him, but the effect was not good. The moon blades were very sharp and could easily cut through the stone pillars, but they still didn't. Most of the stone pillars remained in place.

Hearing people raised their bows and shot them explosively. After the arrows sank into the rocks, the wind blades cut them. The stone pillars were broken into many pieces, but the road was still blocked.

"boom."

With a loud noise, the stone pillar was blown to pieces, and the stones flew everywhere, and the road was opened at once.

This is Bud Bomb.

My little cutie is awesome.

"Yaya, share the bomb with sister, let's open the way together." Jimo's eyes lit up.

"oh."

Sitting next to Chen Fang, Yaya kept taking out plant bombs and handing them to Jimo Wenren in the rear compartment.

"boom"

Next, Chen Fang just drove, and the three women were responsible for blasting the obstacles on the road. This time, their speed increased, and they quickly caught up with the person in front, and passed them in a short time.

Chen Fang's three jumpers drove extremely fast, and there were three teammates on it, which naturally attracted the attention of others, so people kept attacking them.

"Star Guard."

Jimo opened a shield to surround the whole Sanbangzi to resist the attack.

Wenren also kept shooting bows and arrows to fight back, but due to the ups and downs of the three jumps, and the side-to-side changes from time to time, her counterattack was not very effective.

The more people overtaken by the three jumpers, the more people will be targeted, and the attacks are so intensive that Jimo's shield is a little flickering.

"You drive, I'll go to the back."

Seeing that he was getting more and more attacks, Chen Fang immediately proposed an exchange with Wenren.

Wen Ren knew that his attack had little effect and not many people were killed, so he immediately climbed into the cab to exchange with Chen Fang.

Chen Fang climbed into the rear compartment next to Wenren's body, and immediately began to attack the nearest competitor riding an Athlon.

The cast javelin in the right hand does not hit people, and it specializes in attacking mounts with larger targets.

The "BiuBiu" revolver in the left hand, with a powerful light bullet, hits the ground that the players must pass through, specially creating traps.

After a while, three players who were chasing after him were knocked down, which reduced the attack a lot and allowed Jimo to maintain his shield.

Wen Ren has never driven a three-bounce car, but it is easy to learn. As long as you pay attention to the road surface and don't hit the stone pillars, there will be no major problems.

Wen Ren may have a strong talent for driving. After getting started, he can drive the three-wheeler very gracefully. From time to time, he can run sideways on two wheels, and sometimes he can run on the edge of a cliff. He is very powerful and does not look like a novice at all.

The novice drove forward bravely, what is the brake deceleration, under Wenren's crazy acceleration, the three jumpers seemed to fly, surpassed everyone at the top speed, and became the leader.

Originally, the team ranked first was a small team. After they set off at the Rift Valley site, relying on the close cooperation among teammates, they became the first. At this time, when someone surpassed themselves, they would stop there and immediately attack and create all kinds of monsters. Obstacles, against Chen Fang them.

"To stab"

There were earth element awakeners in this team. Seeing that Chen Fang and the others had overtaken them, they immediately created an obstacle in front of Sanbengzi.

Seeing a thorn protruding from the ground in front of him, Wenren immediately turned around and avoided it dangerously.

But then, various obstacles continued to appear, and she could only slow down the speed of the three jumps.

When Chen Fang saw someone causing trouble, he immediately fought back, but the other party cooperated very well, and he couldn't do anything to them for a while.

The speed of the three bungee is getting slower and slower. If it slows down, it is estimated that it will be overtaken by the people behind, and it will be attacked by more people at that time.

"Hurry up and attack the one on the left, he is using earth elements to create obstacles." Wenren said.

"knew."

Chen Fang feels wrong, but he agrees that it really needs to be solved, otherwise, in addition to the speed of the three jumps, the ground is bumpy and it is easy to overturn the car.

"Hey, why did you come to the back, who is driving?" Chen Fang turned his head and saw Wen Ren beside him, and said immediately.

Although Chen Fang can drive the mount with his mind, but now he is not free, multitasking is easy to make mistakes.

"The buds are blooming." The man said.

She felt that it would be very troublesome to deal with this team quickly, so she thought for a moment, and handed over the task of driving the three bungee to Yaya who volunteered.

"You let a kid who is not as tall as a handlebar drive? You are crazy." Chen Fang was startled, he really wanted to open Wenren's brain to see what was inside.

"I think she's driving quite steadily, and she'll be fine." Wen Ren, when handing the three bungee to Yaya, she looked at it for a while.

Chen Fang was almost so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. The gods are so steady, you are out of your mind.

Chen Fang turned his head and looked, annoyed.

Yaya opened her hands wide, tiptoed to hold the position of the iron rod of the handlebar, and tried to stick her head out to look ahead, but her height was flawed, even if she could see the air in front of her, she couldn't see the ground.

Ya Ya can't see the road conditions, she turns and turns by feeling, uh, or should rely on the cat ears on the clothes, when the cat ears are on the left, she presses the center of gravity of her body to the left, drives the handlebar to turn, and the cat ears droop forward When she got down, she just drove forward without any acceleration or deceleration at all, and she drove hard all the way.

How dare you imagine that a five-year-old little loli has soaring driving skills that even Qiu Mingshan's driving god can't use.

Snake-like neurotic drift, walking on a rocky cliff, 360-degree U-turn without inertial drift, dolphin-like jump, and god-like movements, Chen Fang didn't even know how Ya Ya controlled the three jumpers to complete them.

Only a brat can drive these moves, car god? Farewell, which car god would be desperate, so only lunatics and brats can do things that are not understood.

My house is less than one meter away, and my heart is really big, Chen Fang said with emotion.

"What are you doing, fight back quickly." Wenren urged.

"You want to die, but I still want to live."

Chen Fang gave Wen Ren a white look. The more he got in touch with this woman, the more he felt that she was unreliable.

Before anything happened, Chen Fang climbed back to the driver's seat and carried our new generation of drag racing monsters to the rear compartment.

"Uncle, Yaya hasn't had enough fun yet, meow." Yaya's small mouth was tooting, a little unhappy, the car was fun, and I haven't had enough fun yet.

"Little ancestor, please, go play with those uncles behind." Chen Fang dismissed Yaya with a sentence.

Not playing enough? Pull it down, you have played enough, we are dead.

"Hmph." Yaya was upset, the cat's tail hairs stood up, this is the rhythm of the cat's fur.

"You bad silver, Ya Ya is not happy, meow."

Well, Ya Ya, who was slightly upset, took out a weird plant bomb from his pocket, threw it on the ground, and squatted down covering his eyes.

"whip bang"

The sound of the bomb explosion was weird and not loud, but the effect was good, with an extremely dazzling flash.

"ah"

"My eyes."

The screams continued, followed by the sounds of various wrestling and knocking to the ground.

Chen Fang turned his head and saw, I'm going to the scene of a large-scale rollover accident.

I saw that the people who had been following them all fell to the ground and howled, and some staggered up from the ground, holding on to the cliff and groping, seeing that the bags on their heads must have been hit hard; some of them even bumped into each other , stacked into a pyramid.

I'm going, what did you do? Why would she cause a personal accident as soon as she made a move.

"Ya Ya, what did you lose, and you don't tell my sister, your eyes hurt so much." Wen Ren was also hit by Ya Ya's flash bomb, his eyes were red, and tears were streaming down his face.

"Yaya, next time you do something, tell your sister about it." Jimo was also tricked.

"Oh." Yaya pointed her fingers together and said with her head down.

"Sit tight, I'm going to speed up."

Seeing the people behind him fall to the ground, Chen Fang seized the opportunity to leave quickly.

The windy sandy land is not far from the exit of the Red Clay Rift Valley. The ground is covered with a layer of sand, but it is not thick.

The wind blows the sand here on weekdays. If you don’t wear a mask, the sand can easily get into your mouth. Yiyi ate the sand here for more than an hour, and was teased by the players on the site from time to time. She was on the verge of breaking out. He felt that if Chen Fang didn't come again, he would summon Gatling to get rid of all these annoying people.

"Little guy, you are so small and so courageous, you actually come to participate in the championship competition, does your adult know?" a contestant said with a smile.

"Hurry up and go home and find your mother to breastfeed. This place is not suitable for children."

"The little girl is so beautiful, do you want to buy candy for you with uncle?"

A group of boring adventurers kept talking to Yiyi, and the tone was not meant to be mocking, but to a child of Yiyi's age, he felt that he was underestimated.

Just when Yiyi was so angry that she wanted to speak, a car of three bungee cars rushed into the site, and a car of three bungee cars stopped not far from Yiyi.

"Uncle, this place is so big and wide, Yaya wants to ride a bicycle."

"Pull it down, it's windy and sandy here, I can't see the direction clearly, I'll drive for you, what should I do if I get lost."

He knew it was Chen Fang and Ya Ya from the sound, Yiyi immediately smiled and ran over.

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