Chapter 172: Ruining the Scene

Lin Chudong stood on the stage, looking at the crowds below, and said.

"A lot of people came, I'm very pleased."

"The farthest one must be one stop away from us, right?"

Zuo Quan: How can it be that far!

Lin Chudong: Let me introduce you, this is Zuo Quan Zuo teacher.

Zuo Quan: You're welcome.

Lin Chudong: Everyone knows that crosstalk emphasizes talking, learning, amusing and singing, so what does this singing refer to?

Zuo Quan: Please tell me.

Lin Chudong: Singing refers to the lyrics of Taiping, and popular songs are considered learning.

Zuo Quan: You are very good at popular songs.

The audience immediately started to make a noise.

"Sing one! Sing one!"

Lin Chudong waved his hands quickly, "On the crosstalk stage, if I sing, isn't it bullying? I can sing something else."

Suddenly, the cook in the audience shouted.

"Sing an 18-touch song!"

The audience laughed.

Zuo Quan frowned, there were too many people, and there were too many audience members who interrupted.

Moreover, Lin Chudong seemed to leave this gap for the audience on purpose, pausing after saying a sentence, as if waiting for the audience to respond.

Many of the audience who responded were talking nonsense, and sometimes the audience would boo if they didn’t respond well.

Lin Chudong pointed at the audience and said, “Look at your hobby!”

“Do you think I’m your neighbor?”

Suddenly, the audience burst into laughter.

Dafei’s jokes were so accurate, and his reactions were also fast. He handled the response very well.

Zuo Quan: How could the neighbor know this?

The audience burst into laughter again.

Lin Chudong laughed, Zuo Quan was such a great supporting actor.

The audience’s response directly showed the difference in the level of crosstalk. The crosstalk next door, Daxin, didn’t allow response, but this side could handle everything well no matter what the audience said.

Lin Chudong: If we want to sing, it has to be Mr. Zuo’s wife, my sister-in-law sings the best.

Zuo Quan: My wife sings well.

Lin Chudong: When I mention my sister-in-law, my heart is so hot, tut tut...

Zuo Quan: What are you talking about!

Lin Chudong: My sister-in-law is very generous. Last time, I was walking with a bowl of noodles in the backstage. My sister-in-law turned around and knocked my bowl of noodles to the ground. I groaned at that time.

Zuo Quan: Oh?

Lin Chudong: When I groaned, my sister-in-law immediately said, "It's okay, I'll compensate you with a bowl."

After Lin Chudong finished speaking, he paused, and the audience in the audience immediately reacted and laughed.

This homophonic pun is very clever.

Lin Chudong: At that time, my heart was warm, of course, I had to go home at night...

Zuo Quan hurriedly said, "Wait a minute! What bowl do you mean by compensation? I mean a bowl of noodles, not something else for you!"

Lin Chudong looked innocent, "I just said a bowl of noodles, what do you think?"

This time it was Zuo Quan's turn to be confused, and the audience in the audience followed suit.

Lin Chudong didn't say anything, just "I'll compensate you with a bowl of noodle soup". If you understand it as "I'll accompany you for a night", that's your business.

Zuo Quan said: "I thought I'd compensate you with a bowl of noodle soup."

Suddenly, a female audience screamed in the audience, and her voice was very sharp, which directly attracted the audience.

"Da Fei, I love you!!"

There are inevitably fans of Da Fei in this area. Seeing Da Fei tell crosstalk, they have been very excited.

Lin Chudong looked at her and said, "You are Mr. Zuo's wife, right? I almost didn't recognize you when you put on clothes..."

Zuo Quan: Go! Don't talk nonsense!

Everyone laughed again, and the female audience in the audience blushed and covered her face and laughed.

The audience was immediately excited. Listening to crosstalk here, it is funnier to make a conversation than the next door.

The woman was teased by Da Fei and laughed non-stop.

Lin Chudong: Look how sweet she laughs.

Zuo Quan: Why is her smile so sweet?

Lin Chudong: Because I have diabetes.

Zuo Quan: Oh my god...

The audience burst into laughter.

Da Fei was too bold to say anything, and he even cursed at the supporting actor.

Several audience members laughed so hard that they fell backwards and held their stomachs.

Li San hugged his wife and slapped his thigh with joy.

"This is my first time listening to crosstalk. Is it so funny in a small theater?"

His wife said, "This is my first time listening to it too. You definitely can't see this show on TV."

"That's right, can you broadcast this on TV? Da Fei really made me laugh to death."

Zhang Mengnan took out his mobile phone and took a video. His mobile phone was shaking from laughing. He happened to take this video and quickly sent it out.

His videos in the past two days have been viewed tens of millions of times, and his fans are increasing. This is all thanks to Da Fei.

Lin Chudong: Don't look at me as fierce on TV. I'm not in good health now. Even my sister-in-law said to me that you are not as good as before.

Zuo Quan: Why must she say that?

Lin Chudong pointed at the girl who had just made a fuss, "I have a witness! If you don't believe me, ask her if my health is not as good as before?"

The audience laughed again. This impromptu joke could be repeated several times. This impromptu performance was amazing.

Zuo Quan was also very impressed at this time. Da Fei's reaction speed was too fast. A crosstalk had just started and the progress had not been made much, but the audience laughed so much. The atmosphere was really good to a certain extent.

At this time, Li San's mobile phone rang. He had just taken a video and sent it to the company group. As a result, several colleagues asked where he was, and some colleagues simply called him directly.

Li San crouched and walked out, thinking that he would not disturb others watching the show, and he would just go out by himself.

Lin Chudong saw him go and immediately said.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Li San pointed outside awkwardly.

Lin Chudong: Oh, you're going to the toilet, right? I wish you success!

Zuo Quan: Damn! What's the point of going to the toilet!

Cheng Huanhuan and Deng Siqing laughed so hard that their cheeks were sore. Dafei was so funny. He was so capable and controlled the whole place.

Suddenly a cook shouted, "You went to refund your tickets, right?"

One person took the lead, and many people immediately started to make a fuss.

"Refund your tickets!"

"Refund your tickets, refund your tickets!"

On the stage, Lin Chudong was stunned for a moment.

"Refund your tickets? You are so crazy."

"Our principle is not to refund your tickets!"

"You buy tickets in Beijing, and the refund window is in Afghanistan."

Zuo Quan: That's not a good place to go.

Everyone laughed again. This kind of crosstalk was the first time they heard it. It was just like chatting, and every sentence had a joke, and the jokes couldn't be stopped!

...

Daxin crosstalk

The audience seats were full. Alu Foil and Chen Hexi were performing hard on the stage. When a section of the jingle ended, the audience sparsely applauded.

These people are not like the audience on TV. They all paid real money to come in. If you perform well, they will give you face and cooperate with you.

If you perform poorly, a dull performance is the least of the problems. If you are not satisfied, they will just boo.

Some people took out their mobile phones and saw the video next door, and they immediately became interested.

Those who were given free tickets at the back walked out of the door without saying hello.

A large group of people went out, which immediately attracted the attention of the audience in front.

When everyone turned around, Alu Foil and Chen Hexi on the stage also paused.

As a result, the effect was immediately much worse.

The audience immediately started booing.

"Go down!"

"Go down!"

The two old men were a little embarrassed, so they bowed and retreated.

Meng Xin and Yu Hong were still in the backstage, and they hadn't even finished putting on their clothes yet, but they immediately came out in a hurry.

At this time, half of the audience had already left.

Meng Xin's face became a little ugly. He left again?

Aren't there already a lot of people next door? Could it be that they were paying 300 yuan for a ticket, and some people were going to watch halfway?

...

Zuo Quan's apprentice collected some small notes from below and handed them to Lin Chudong.

Lin Chudong said, "This is a special program of our theater. The audience asks questions and I answer them randomly."

Lin Chudong picked up a note and read it.

"If killing is not illegal, who will you kill first?"

Lin Chudong didn't even think about it, and blurted out, "If killing is not illegal, I'll hide first."

Suddenly, everyone laughed.

Zuo Quan said, "Good fellow, you have too many enemies, don't you?"

Lin Chudong said, "You all understand me, but if killing people is not against the law, I will risk my life to kill two people next door."

Zuo Quan said, "Take one with me."

Cheng Huanhuan burst out immediately. These two people are too good at making jokes. Meng Xin next door will be angry to death if he hears it.

Lin Chudong picked up the second note and read, "Someone called me a fool. Is it against the law?"

This question attracted a burst of laughter. It is not an ordinary person who can ask this question.

Lin Chudong said seriously, "Oh, this is a legal question. You are asking the right person."

"If someone calls you a fool, you can of course sue him, because there is a crime of leaking privacy in our country's criminal punishment."

Zuo Quan: Oh, you are not cursing.

"Hahahaha..."

The audience laughed and applauded.

Dafei's show was really amazing, and his on-the-spot reaction was so fast. Some of these questions were strange and some were inexplicable, but when they came to Dafei's mouth, they all became very funny.

Lin Chudong picked up the note and said, "Everyone, this is the last one. After that, it's over today. Everyone go home early."

He looked at the note and read, "Dafei, I was cheated of 1 billion yuan. What should I do?"

Lin Chudong looked at the audience below, with a question mark on his face.

"Did you burn the wrong paper?"

"Hahahaha..."

Everyone laughed completely. What kind of questions were these? If Dafei hadn't read their questions, they would even suspect that they were prepared in advance. This on-the-spot reaction was really fast.

The whole performance ended, and the two left the stage.

A young apprentice came out and said, "Everyone, today's performance is over. Please leave in an orderly manner."

The audience below shouted.

"No, one more!"

"One more!"

"I'm not going home tonight!"

"One more!"

"..."

The audience shouted loudly. Lin Chudong drank a sip of water in the audience. Zuo Quan asked, "What should we do?"

Lin Chudong said, "Encore!"

Zuo Quan also drank a sip of water quickly. The two walked back again, and the audience applauded.

More and more people came later, and people began to sit on the stage. This small theater with 300 people was fully equipped with 500 people!

Lin Chudong performed from 7 o'clock to 11 o'clock in the evening, and had 28 encores. He was already sweating all over.

Luckily, Dafei is a singer and has practiced breathing. Otherwise, ordinary people would have lost their voices after talking so much.

Finally, at 11 o'clock in the evening, the audience dispersed one after another.

Zuo Quan said, "Teacher Da Fei, you have worked so hard. If you do two more shows like this, the audience's taste will be spoiled."

Lin Chudong nodded, "Almost, I will do another show tomorrow, and the rest is up to you."

Zuo Quan nodded. He had already found his junior brother who had performed crosstalk with him before and was ready to start again.

Although the audience would not be so enthusiastic without Da Fei, he had already learned Da Fei's tricks.

The small note may not react so quickly, but it will definitely have some effect.

The most important thing he learned from Da Fei is to make the audience leave satisfied.

Twenty-eight encores, this is unique in the entire history of crosstalk.

As long as Daxin crosstalk is severely damaged, he can slowly operate it in the future.

In the evening, Lin Chudong went back to Sister Deng's house to rest. This crosstalk made him exhausted. Fortunately, his physical fitness was +4, otherwise he really couldn't handle it.

Deng Siqing rubbed his shoulders and said, "I found that you are more enthusiastic about revenge than fighting. Do you have to fight him to the death?"

Lin Chudong smiled, "If we keep this kind of person, he will be a disaster in the future. We must not be lenient."

"I heard from the grapevine that Director Sun is going to be transferred back to CCTV. What will happen to "Longing"?"

Lin Chudong said, "I have also been on the show in Beijing TV. It won't be withdrawn as soon as Director Sun leaves, right?"

Deng Siqing said, "You should be mentally prepared. Although Zhang Qinxue has worked with you before, she doesn't have much say in the station. If Director Sun leaves, your show may be managed by someone else."

Lin Chudong frowned slightly and nodded, "I know, then you can go on the next episode and help me record two episodes."

This is the first popular show made by Lin Chudong himself. Of course, he has to praise everyone around him. Since Sun Xuan is going back, in order to avoid more trouble, let Deng Siqing go on first.

Deng Siqing nodded, "Is Lin Qiqi still on?"

Lin Chudong shook her head, "No, she's not on schedule."

"Oh." Deng Siqing had no expression on her face, and it was hard to tell whether she was happy or unhappy.

Seeing Lin Chudong's embarrassed expression, Deng Siqing smiled.

"What's wrong, are you afraid that I will have something unpleasant with Lin Qiqi?"

Lin Chudong smiled awkwardly and didn't deny it.

Deng Siqing said, "Don't worry, I'm a sensible person."

After Deng Siqing finished speaking, Lin Chudong became even more embarrassed. He had never been in a relationship before, so how could he become a scumbag?

...

Meng Xin didn't sleep much that night, and he had heavy dark circles under his eyes the next morning.

Judging from yesterday's progress, there might be even fewer audiences today.

Yesterday, Lin Chudong actually returned to the stage 28 times, but he's really sick.

Is this crosstalk or desperate?

Meng Xin is not afraid of being tired, but the key is that he can't tell so many jokes!

Even if he stood still and told jokes, he couldn't tell 30 different ones!

Meng Xin asked several apprentices to post a message in the fan group, come and listen to the crosstalk today, it's free!

There was no other way, Meng Xin could only use his ultimate move.

Aren't you popular? Can't I make money?

At most, I will lose money for a few days. If I don't make money, I won't make money. I will lose money to gain publicity!

As soon as the news was released, the fans immediately started to cheer.

If he spent 300 to listen to you, he couldn't stand your problems at all.

If he spent 100 to listen to you, you have some problems, you can stick to it.

If you come to listen for free, you have some problems, it's normal!

Human nature is like this. Although the free opening will cause great loss to their own fans, the current situation is not optimistic. As long as they kill their peers, they can monopolize this market!

...

The next morning, there was a long queue at the ticket office of Caotai Crosstalk Hall as usual.

Li San and Zhang Mengnan met in the queue.

"Oh, it's you again? How was it? Wasn't it good yesterday?"

Li San smiled, "Thanks for the recommendation, brother. I enjoyed it so much yesterday. Dafei's show is really interesting, and Zuo Quan's supporting role is also good. My wife asked me to buy two more tickets."

"Haha, great minds think alike. I spent 300 yuan to listen to it for four hours. The ticket is definitely worth it."

"I heard that the next door is free today."

"I won't go even if it's free. The next door is the most boring. One is in heaven and the other is in hell."

...

At 7 o'clock in the evening, Lin Chudong didn't let Cheng Huanhuan and Deng Siqing come this time. There were too many people. If they were recognized at once, it might cause chaos.

Lin Chudong bowed to the audience on the stage.

Lin Chudong: Let me introduce you to everyone. This is Zuo Quan Zuo.

Zuo Quan: You are welcome.

Lin Chudong: I am a newcomer in the crosstalk industry. My name is Dafei. I have been performing here for two days. Some audiences like me, and some don't.

Zuo Quan: Everyone has different hobbies.

Lin Chudong: This is in line with the saying, the toys along the way will shock the customers along the way, and the banquets along the way will entertain the guests along the way.

Zuo Quan: Everyone has their own taste.

Lin Chudong: No one needs to convince anyone else, if you like it, it is the hard truth, to say a rude word.

Zuo Quan: What do you mean?

Lin Chudong: As long as I like it, I don’t care whose wife he is!

Zuo Quan: What kind of words are these!

The audience laughed. This time, watching Da Fei again, the feeling is different from the last time. I found it funny before he even spoke.

When Dafei was talking about those serious things, the audience knew that he was laying the groundwork. If it was someone else, they might be a little distracted and impatient when listening to the groundwork.

But when Dafei said it, it was completely different. They all waited patiently.

Maybe it was because Dafei had a good rhythm, or maybe it was because the effect of the first two shows was good, the audience was already in the mood before this show started.

Now they even found that Zuo Quan was also very funny, with quick reactions, and often appeared with great support, making everyone laugh.

Lin Chudong's jokes one after another directly made the audience burst into laughter.

After a few jokes, the audience in the audience started to make noises.

"Sing one!"

Lin Chudong smiled, "Okay, I didn't sing it yesterday after so long, so I'll sing one for everyone today!"

The audience cheered immediately.

"But it's boring to sing pop songs in this occasion. How about singing a song of Taiping lyrics?"

"Good!!"

Although Dafei is a singer, he is a crosstalk artist today. So according to the singing of "talking, learning, amusing and singing", he should sing the lyrics of Taiping lyrics, which is the orthodoxy of crosstalk.

I wonder what it feels like for Dafei, a professional singer, to sing the lyrics of Taiping lyrics.

Lin Chudong cleared his throat, and a loud voice came, with a hint of opera.

"Speaking of heaven, heaven is not considered close, heaven has the sun, moon and stars. The sun and moon shuttle and make people old, taking away so many people in the world."

"Speaking of earth kinship..."

The audience applauded continuously. Dafei's singing skills are really impeccable. He sings awesomely, and the lyrics of Taiping are so awesome.

I wonder what those crosstalk colleagues will think when they hear it?

A crosstalk artist who can't compare with Dafei in guankou and Taiping lyrics, how can he have the face to call himself a crosstalk actor?

"Speaking of fellow crosstalkers kinship..."

When singing this, Lin Chudong paused.

The audience immediately booed, "Ah~"

Lin Chudong said, "It's over, the crosstalk industry is over, the audience knows that crosstalk performers are not united."

Zuo Quan: It's over a long time ago.

Lin Chudong: Sometimes we are not so close to each other. The intrigue is so chilling. How many people have fought for fame and fortune, and the flesh and blood have been killed until now.

If we are to be close, the audience should be close!

The whole audience cheered again. The three hundred tickets were worth it. The audience who bought the tickets in the past two days were really lucky!

…

On the other side, many people came to Meng Xin's show. After all, it was free, and many people came to watch the excitement.

Meng Xin and Yu Hong were performing hard on the stage, and suddenly an audience shouted.

"Mr. Meng, you are so handsome!"

The two were stunned for a moment, and Meng Xin frowned, a little annoyed.

"Didn't I tell you not to interrupt? Do we have any manners?"

Hearing this, some audience members were unhappy.

"Refund the tickets!"

This group of audience members came from Caotai Crosstalk Hall without entering. The hall was really full. If more people entered, the fire department would cause trouble.

This kind of pick-up is very normal at Dafei's place. They didn't get enough of the shouting there yesterday, so they came here to shout again today.

Calling for a refund is of course not purely for the purpose of refunding the tickets, but just for a joke.

As a result, Meng Xin got angry all of a sudden. He had just said yesterday that they were not allowed to pick up the tickets, but they ignored it.

"Refund the tickets? Don't you know that your tickets are free? Did you spend money? It's uncomfortable if I don't scold you, right?"

After Meng Xin finished speaking, the audience suddenly became cold. Those who were holding their mobile phones to record were stunned. It is actually quite rare for actors to pick up the audience.

After all, the audience is your parents who feed you and support you with money.

But Meng Xin's mentality is different. The audience who came today did not spend money.

In his opinion, if you don't spend money, you should cooperate a little. If you don't cooperate well when listening to the crosstalk for nothing, you have to pick up the quarrel and scold you, and you have to endure it.

Suddenly, an audience member said.

"If you don't pay, you are not an audience member?"

This sentence immediately resonated with all the audience members.

"That's right, what are you so proud of? You are cursing. I only came in because you don't pay. Otherwise, I won't listen to you!"

"Rubbish, you are much worse than the guy next door. If I didn't buy a ticket, would I listen to you?"

"Rubbish Daxin crosstalk, I will never come again!"

After saying that, the audience member who was just scolded picked up the teapot in his hand and threw it towards the stage.

One person threw it, and everyone threw it together, throwing whatever they had in their hands, such as melon seeds, kettles, and cups.

Meng Xin's face changed drastically, and Yu Hong reacted quickly and grabbed him and ran backstage.

Bang, bang, bang.

A lot of things were thrown on the stage, and the scene was quite shocking.

Is it lively over there at Dafei?

It's even more lively here.