I Signed with the System for Three Years, and the Band Fired Me?

Chapter 167 "Support or Not"

Meng Xin's face suddenly changed.

When he was on a show, which big star in the comedy industry would not give him face?

But now this kid was so disrespectful to him, which made him feel embarrassed.

Meng Xin said with a gloomy face, "Director, my waist is not working, I will go down first."

...

The show ended and they were packing up backstage.

Cheng Huanhuan and the others were about to leave when Meng Xin suddenly came over and said coldly.

"Young people, don't be too arrogant. Don't think that you don't know the height of the world just because you are a little famous. I tell you, you are still far from it."

Lin Chudong stood up and said lightly.

"If you are old, retire quickly. Now it is the world of young people."

Meng Xin narrowed his eyes and sneered, "Just wait and see."

After that, Meng Xin and Yu Hong left angrily.

Cheng Huanhuan frowned, "Da Fei, I heard that Meng Xin is a veteran, will he be okay?"

Lin Chudong shrugged, "You are a host, I am a singer, why should I be afraid of him?"

Cheng Huanhuan nodded, "That's true."

Just as Meng Xin said, he is a veteran in the comedy industry, and anyone who is involved in comedy will give him some face.

But sorry, they are not from the comedy industry, and they will not spoil you.

When I said "we gave in" just now, I almost made Cheng Huanhuan cry.

Lin Chudong said, "Okay, it's okay, if he really makes any moves, I will take over."

...

Lin Chudong and Xie Yujun returned to the Magic City and continued to prepare for the next few episodes of "Longing for Pastoral Life".

On Friday night, "I am a Comedian" was broadcast.

Originally, Comedian was broadcast on Saturday, but in order to avoid "Longing", it was changed to Friday.

They are all Lin Chudong's programs, and it is not good to broadcast a fight between myself and myself.

Moreover, one is Qiu Chengdong's program and the other is Sun Xuan's. It is not good for the two to compete on the same stage. It is better to give way.

The ratings of the last episode of "Longing for Pastoral Life" were really explosive. This episode is expected to have a high ratings again. Qiu Chengdong should give way.

This is the decision of a normal person. Try to avoid popular programs at the same time.

Although "I Am a Comedian" became popular first, its ratings are indeed not as good as "Longing for Life". There is no way, so I have to give way.

Liang Yin and others sat in front of the TV and started watching variety shows once a week with pay.

"Xie Yujun is nervous for the first time on stage?"

Xie Yujun sat behind them, rubbing his hands, and was also a little excited.

"Very nervous."

Xie Yujun was honest, and Wang Zhi put his arm around his shoulders and liked him very much.

He will not be the only honest person in this company in the future.

When Meng Xin and others drew Lin Chudong in the lottery when the show started, the audience immediately breathed a sigh of relief for him.

"This wave is stable. The crosstalk actors will definitely be eliminated this time. Dafei and his team have hope of advancing."

"Why do you have so little confidence in Dafei? Even if they meet the Ant Team, they will have the strength to fight."

"You are too naive. The director will definitely not let them meet each other."

"This time we can see Sister Huan's wonderful performance again. Come on!"

"..."

After Yu Hong and Meng Xin finished their performance, the audience applauded enthusiastically, which was a respect for the old actors, but there were few laughs.

Qiu Chengdong also specially arranged a few awkward jokes, and the audience looked indifferent. Obviously, the show effect was average.

Then, Lin Chudong and Cheng Huanhuan and Xie Yujun appeared.

"Help or Not"

Screenwriter: Dafei

Performers: Dafei, Cheng Huanhuan, Xie Yujun

"There's one more person this time. It's not a duo anymore, it's a trio."

"Who is this person? I don't know him. Is he a new recruit from Dafei's company?"

"Dafei is here. Damn, this look is hilarious. Hahaha!"

"..."

On TV, Lin Chudong came out with a bruised face and wearing a military coat, pushing a broken bicycle.

This look alone is enough to make the audience laugh for a while.

As soon as Dafei came on stage, the audience cheered. This popularity is totally not on the same level as Meng Xin.

Lin Chudong parked the bicycle and said.

"You said that my biggest shortcoming is that I like to meddle in other people's business."

"Just now, I saw a car on the road with its trunk open, so I rode my bike to chase it and wanted to tell the owner."

"As a result, the owner braked suddenly and I got into the trunk. As soon as I climbed out, a kind policeman came over and patted my shoulder and said, you are responsible..."

When Dafei appeared, everyone was waiting to laugh. Dafei made a joke at random, and the effect was quite good.

After Dafei finished his opening words, Cheng Huanhuan suddenly came out from behind, staggered a few times, and fell to the ground.

"Oh...Oh...Oh my god..."

Cheng Huanhuan groaned a few times, and Dafei had no choice but to walk back again.

"Auntie, are you okay?"

Cheng Huanhuan said, "She's 79, and she fell to the ground with a bang, what do you think?"

"Oh my god, is this Sister Huan? Sister Huan has subverted her image again, and even put on a front tooth, and plays an old lady again!"

"Although she is dressed as an old lady, it is difficult to conceal Sister Huan's goddess temperament."

"Sister Huan is playing a 79-year-old old lady this time, this role is too wide."

"I had a premonition that this skit would be hilarious as soon as it started."

"Mom, look quickly and see if it's broken? Does it hurt?"

Cheng Huanhuan's acting skills exploded, "Oh my elbows, oh my bulges, oh my lumbar discs, oh my, they don't hurt at all."

Lin Chudong was speechless, "Auntie, it's already this time, so don't use the elimination method."

"Well, since it doesn't hurt, let's try and see if we can walk?"

Cheng Huanhuan: "I'll try."

Cheng Huanhuan lay on the ground, moved her feet quickly, and then spun around in a circle!

Lin Chudong had to jump a little and jumped over her.

Lin Chudong said, "Auntie, you can walk now, but you are walking according to the schedule."

"Hahaha, Sister Huan made me laugh so hard. She was so awesome at following the schedule."

"Sister Huan walks around for exactly one minute, haha!"

"Can anyone explain to me what the meaning of polenggai is?"

"It's the knee!"

"Sister Huan's acting skills are amazing!"

"Oh, why does my hip hurt suddenly?"

Lin Chudong said, "That's for sure. It was worn when I turned just now. It's good that it didn't catch on fire. Come on, aunt, I'll help you up."

Cheng Huanhuan sat up, took Lin Chudong's hand, and said.

"Oh, young man, your face is bruised and bruised. You were hit hard by the fall."

Lin Chudong smiled and said, "I'm fine."

Cheng Huanhuan spoke earnestly, "You are a good boy, and you also know how to help aunty up. If it had been anyone else, I would have run away after the collision."

Suddenly, Lin Chudong's expression on the stage stiffened, and then the laughter came from the audience.

It is indeed a fun story to watch!

Lin Chudong put Auntie back again.

Suddenly there was another wave of laughter.

"The other side withdrew a good person and a good deed."

"Haha, Da Fei is so confused. Sure enough, he was still touched."

"This plot is too reasonable. There are too many people cheating on porcelain nowadays. Da Fei is criticizing society."

"The reversal happened so unexpectedly that Da Fei, who was already in tatters, got even worse, haha."

"..."

Wang Zhi laughed so hard when he saw this show, "Brother Fei, have you ever been blackmailed? Otherwise, why are you so experienced?"

Lin Chudong smiled faintly, "It hasn't happened before, but this time I was really tricked."

Liang Yin was stunned for a moment, "What's wrong? Who did you let touch the porcelain?"

Lin Chudong said, "You'll know if you look behind you."

Lin Chudong put Cheng Huanhuan back on the ground, "Auntie? You fell blind, and you got blind all of a sudden."

"You fell on your own! I was still ten meters away from you when you fell. Look, that was my bicycle. The proof is ironclad!"

Cheng Huanhuan looked up and said, "Oh, the rims of the car are like that. It's been a mess for a long time. I flew here from over there!"

"Then can I still be rescued?"

Suddenly there was a burst of laughter from the audience. Everyone was watching the show from a god's perspective. This reversal suddenly became a point of laughter.

Moreover, Da Fei was deceived after he was told to be a good person and good deeds. Now he doesn't have a long memory and actually does good deeds. The comedy effect is too strong.

This program is really down-to-earth. Helping an old lady to cross the road and being blackmailed has become a social topic. Dafei's program just criticized this social phenomenon, and many people resonated with it.

Just like the previous show "Hourly Worker", while being hilarious, it also actually caused social reflection.

It is because people show too little care for empty-nesters that this kind of drama occurs.

Relatively speaking, Dafei's program is more profound, even much better than Ant Team's.

Not to mention the pair of cross talk actors, there is no comparison at all.

On the stage, Lin Chudong saw the scene in front of him and reacted immediately.

"Oh, this does look too much like an accident scene, but aunt, this is not what you imagined! My car was rear-ended!"

Cheng Huanhuan lay on the ground and cried out instantly, "Oh, my tailbone!"

Lin Chudong was speechless, "I'm talking about the rear-end collision, you're talking about the rear-end collision, I'm talking about the bumper, you're talking about the base of the tail."

Cheng Huanhuan was lying on the ground looking weak, "Did you smash the root of your tail? Okay, let's break it to peace!"

The audience burst into laughter.

"Sister Huan's performance is really strong, and the queen of comedy is becoming more and more worthy of her name."

"Da Fei's performance this time is also very good. This piece of broken peace is simply too classic."

"This scene will probably make the police confused when they arrive. It looks too much like a crime scene, haha."

"If you don't say that Da Fei is a talented person, this script is so down to earth."

"The crosstalk actors are probably ready to give their elimination speeches, right?"

"..."

Sun Xuan and Zhao Meizhu were eating and watching the show.

Sun Xuan said, "This time I said Da Fei is talented, do you believe it?"

Zhao Meizhu rolled her eyes at him, "Okay, I got it, you've said it a hundred times, next time your brother Da Fei comes back, I will entertain him well."

The ratings of "Longing" set a record for Beijing TV. Of course, Zhao Meizhu was convinced. Da Fei was indeed talented.

Zhao Meizhu now has no resentment at all about Sun Xuan being implicated by him in the Spring Festival Gala.

Zhao Meizhu asked, "Are the leaders of CCTV planning to transfer you back?"

Sun Xuan nodded, "Contact me and let me finish the show before going back."

Zhao Meizhu said, "Then you must make an agreement with Da Fei before you go back. Da Fei has the best relationship with you. Now he and Qiu Chengdong are very close. Don't abandon you when you turn around."

Sun Xuan smiled and said, "Now you know that Da Fei is great? What did you say before?"

Zhao Meizhu kicked him, "Don't hold on to one thing. If you don't get Da Fei back after you return to CCTV, I will have to scold you again!"

Sun Xuan laughed, "Don't worry, Lao Qiu can't compete with me."

When Da Fei was fired from the band, Sun Xuan was the first person to help him. Da Fei is a grateful person and will definitely not forget him.

On TV, Lin Chudong explained.

"Auntie, please take good care of your memories. No one really hit you."

Cheng Huanhuan said, "No one hits me. I can fly more than ten meters. If you hit me, I won't be able to go abroad now!"

Lin Chudong was speechless, "Auntie, what's your identity? How come you can go abroad without a visa? Besides, you haven't flown more than ten meters?"

Cheng Huanhuan said angrily, "How many meters does it fly? It's this time, does it make sense to compare with Zhen'er who is three meters and two meters?"

Da Fei looked at the surveillance camera and found that the leader was gone.

"It's over. If we continue to struggle with this, we will get nowhere. Even if I jump into the Yellow River, I won't be able to cleanse myself."

Cheng Huanhuan said, "What's wrong? Do you still want to leave?"

Lin Chudong said, "It's definitely too late to leave. I have to run."

Suddenly, Xie Yujun next to Wang Zhi became excited, he was about to appear!

This is his first time on TV. I wonder if the children can see him.

Xie Yujun was dressed like a successful person and walked out while making a phone call.

"Daughter-in-law, I'll be home soon... Wait a minute, I saw an old lady lying on the road, and no one came to help her. Why do you think the current social atmosphere has become like this!"

"Others don't care, I do!"

Xie Yujun took a photo of the old lady, "I will immediately post a Weibo to condemn this social phenomenon, and ask my relatives and friends at home to help me comment and forward it. Wife, remember to give me a like!"

After saying that, Xie Yujun stepped down directly.

Wang Zhi patted him on the shoulder and said, "Okay, Lao Xie, you did a good job."

Liang Yin and the others also turned back and extended their thumbs to Xie Yujun, "It's quite good to perform like this for the first time on stage."

Xie Yujun looked shy and said, "These are actually things that Brother Fei pointed out to me."

Lin Chudong said, "Don't be modest, you did a really good job and gave our program a lot of points."

Xie Yujun was very relaxed when he made his debut on stage. Although some of his acting skills were directed by Lin Chudong, there was also a lot of his own performance.

"This fat guy is such a badass. He looks so much like the current network keyboard warrior."

"On the Internet, he is aggressive, but in reality, he is submissive. This image is simply too real."

"Who is this guy? He can actually share the stage with Sister Da Feihuan?"

"I guess they are Dafei's own artists, right?"

"The acting is good, Da Fei is going to win over men!"

"..."

Da Fei helped Cheng Huanhuan up and said.

"Auntie, I'll take you to the hospital right away, but please help me prove that I really didn't hit you!"

After saying that, Da Fei took out his mobile phone and prepared to take pictures.

"I am a good man Da Fei..."

When the phone was pointed at Cheng Huanhuan, Cheng Huanhuan said, "I am an innocent passerby. I was knocked down by you innocently, and then you tried to run away."

Lin Chudong was speechless, "Auntie, do your family members know that you are so naughty?"

"It's okay if you win. You are now a fan of the authorities. I will accompany you and wait for a sensible person to judge the situation together!"

At this time, Xie Yujun appeared on the stage again riding a bicycle, and Lin Chudong quickly stopped him.

"Oh, big brother..."

Xie Yujun was about to get off the bicycle with one foot, "What's wrong, young man?"

"There is an old lady here..."

Before he finished speaking, Xie Yujun directly put the leg that he had just taken off back again. The bicycle did not stop during the entire journey, and his movements were smooth and smooth.

Accompanied by laughter from the audience, Xie Yujun stopped on the other side of the stage and waved to Lin Chudong.

"Did you hit it?"

Lin Chudong said, "That's not true!"

Xie Yujun said, "Run!"

"I helped three of them!"

Lin Chudong asked, "What's the result?"

Xie Yujun had a painful expression on his face, "Let me tell you this, I used to drive a Daben!"

After saying that, Xie Yujun rode off directly.

The audience immediately burst into laughter and applause.

"Isn't this the guy from Keyboard Warrior just now? He changed clothes very quickly?"

"The way he rides his bicycle is so funny. He almost made me laugh just now."

"I used to drive a Daben...the comedy effect is so great haha, it's the finishing touch."

"The scariest thing is that this happened."

"..."

Shenyang, Happy Garden Community.

A woman was cooking in the kitchen, with a trace of resentment on her face, cursing while cooking.

A seven-year-old girl was squatting next to the coffee table doing her homework. She was watching TV while doing her homework. The progress of her homework was very slow.

The little girl raised her head and said excitedly.

"Mom! It's really dad, dad shows up again!"

The woman came back with a shovel and said angrily.

"Can you still do your homework? This is CCTV. How can your father be on CCTV with his character?"

"If you lie to me again, I won't let you watch TV!"

The little girl was so anxious that she almost cried, "I really didn't lie to you. Dad really came out just now, and he came out twice, but he came out too quickly!"

Looking at the little girl, she felt a little pitiful, and the woman's temper was restrained a little.

"Do you miss your father? Your father is useless, let's not count on him. Mom is going to cook and will be ready soon."

The little girl stared at the screen and simply stopped doing her homework. Dad will definitely come out again!

...

Lin Chudong listened to him and turned back to talk to Cheng Huanhuan earnestly.

"Auntie, let me briefly introduce my family situation."

"Let me put it this way. Thieves always leave my house with tears in their eyes. They have to throw two bags of rice to me during festivals. Do you understand what I mean?"

"Then let's share a few fables together."

"The names of the stories are Mr. Dongguo and the Wolf, Li Dongbin and the Dog, the Farmer and the Snake, Dafei and the Old Lady..."

Cheng Huanhuan couldn't help it and said angrily.

"Too nagging, if you need help, help me, if you don't, just leave."

"Make room for the good people!"

"At most, I will pretend that you didn't hit me. Go ahead, go ahead, go and escape!"

Lin Chudong was speechless, "How did I become an escapee? If you keep talking like this, can we still play happily together in the future?"

"Are you going to leave?"

"I'm not going to leave. If I leave, I'll become an escapee."

"You're not going to leave, right? I'm going to leave?"

Cheng Huanhuan lay on the ground and crawled forward quickly with his elbows.

Lin Chudong said, "Auntie, are you going to blow up the bunker?"

...

"Hahaha, Sister Huan's crawl is so classic, what a famous scene!"

"Sister Huan is the MVP of the whole game, just these two steps are enough for me to learn for a lifetime."

"Da Fei's complaints are also quite classic, it really looks like blowing up a bunker, haha."

"Da Fei has a lot of golden sentences, Auntie, do your family know that you are so naughty?"

"..."

Lin Chudong said, "Why can't I explain it clearly? I am like Mr. Dongguo now. I saved the wolf with kindness, but the wolf wanted to eat me. Isn't that wolf... very rude?"

Cheng Huanhuan was lying on the ground, still in the posture of blowing up the bunker.

"I just understand now, you are here to point fingers at others, I am an old lady lying here for a long time, do you think I am doing my job?"

"You bumped into me and bit me back, I tell you, today, you can't go anywhere!"

As she said, Cheng Huanhuan stood up and limped towards the bicycle.

Liang Yin said, "Cheng Huanhuan's steps are quite realistic these few steps. Her acting skills are really good."

Lin Chudong nodded, "Well, Sister Huan has opened her Ren and Du meridians, and her acting skills are getting better and better."

"You are not bad either. Are you still learning acting recently?"

Lin Chudong sighed, "I've been too busy recently and my progress is slow."

The treasure chest should be opened in a few days. Now I have millions in my hand. I will open the treasure chest after the money from "The Three-Body Problem" is paid!

...

Cheng Huanhuan carried Lin Chudong's broken bicycle and walked to the other side of the stage.

Lin Chudong was stunned and said, "Auntie, are you okay?"

Cheng Huanhuan said, "I was mad at you!"

"Oh, this anger can also cure diseases, then I am practicing qigong!"

"I must find someone to judge for me today, someone come..."

Suddenly, a siren sounded.

At this time, Xie Yujun appeared again, and he had changed into a traffic police uniform.

"Auntie, what's going on?"

As soon as Xie Yujun came over, Dafei immediately fell to the ground.

The whole audience burst into laughter!

Then there was continuous applause and cheers. This was a magical turn of events. No one expected it.

Dad directly came to hit the victim?

This comedy effect is too explosive!

……

Xingfu Garden Community.

The girl hurriedly shouted, "Mom! Come quickly, Dad is out again!"

The woman was a little angry, rushed out with a shovel, pointed at the girl and said.

"Can you still do your homework!"

"Mom, watch TV!"

On TV, Xie Yujun was wearing a police uniform and performing with Dafei and Cheng Huanhuan, which attracted cheers from the audience.

With a bang.

The shovel in the woman's hand fell to the ground, and her mouth was open so wide that a walnut could be stuffed in.

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