Chapter 349 Run! Run!
"Police uncle, help!"
"There's a monster in there! It's going to eat us!"
"Monster, monster!"
Pang Shouzi ran out howling like a ghost. He was stabbed on the buttocks. It was painful to run, but he couldn't do it if he didn't run. If he didn't run, he would be bitten to death!
So even though he was limping, he ran very fast.
Finally, I saw a few people in police uniforms appear. They felt like they were seeing their biological fathers, and even burst into tears.
Director Jia had a sneer on his face. Damn it, where are the monsters in this world?
I think the real monsters are you!
In the morning, a group of people who were not afraid of death came and tried to break into Tiger Mountain, but they were almost killed by the tiger. Thanks to the zoo staff, they rescued them risklessly and then called the police very angry. They are still taking notes at the zoo. .
A group of people were not ashamed to say that they wanted to compensate for the bitten clothes, the eaten mobile phones, and the mental damage?
It’s good that he wasn’t killed by a tiger, but he still has the nerve to ask for compensation?
Director Jia was shocked when he saw the video.
A group of security guards shouted at the top of their lungs: "Don't go in, it's dangerous inside! Danger!"
Then these tiger friends were determined to serve as food for the tigers, so they directly overpowered the security guards and forced their way into the tiger park.
At that time, Director Jia thought these people were crazy.
How fucking crazy!
And these people were not eaten by the tiger. At most, they suffered some flesh injuries from the bites. It is simply a miracle among miracles!
Before we were done with this group of lunatics, another group of performance art people showed up in the afternoon.
Jiahu is a small place, and Director Jia rarely interacts with these people, but he hears too much from his colleagues. Regardless of the occasion, regardless of the impact on others, you do things that are sensational all day long, running around bloody, have you ever cared about other people's feelings? What should I do if I frighten a child?
Seeing these people, Director Jia became very angry.
First, if you want to disturb the peace, come with me and squat in the police station!
Seeing that these people wanted to run away, Director Jia stopped them with a wave of his hand.
"Uncle policeman, run!"
"There are really, really monsters!"
"Uncle policeman, believe me..."
"I believe you, you big-headed devil! Be honest!" Director Jia pushed the running thin man to the ground.
"Come on, come with me!"
It feels like the place will be full again tonight...
At the gate of the zoo, Sanjin stared blankly at the scene in front of him.
"Four Liang, our food ran away..."
"Ugh... Do I want to eat chicken wings? No!" Si Liang hugged his head and screamed, "I want to rebel! Don't stop me, I want to rebel!"
Pang Shouzi was taken to the police station and then transferred to the hospital. Shortly after arriving at the hospital, he passed out.
The others were severely reprimanded and not released until the next morning. An Danyue, the manor's barrister, warned everyone and threatened to sue them all for bankruptcy.
When they finally escaped, each one of them was as depressed as an eggplant beaten by frost.
The people who had always been successful in the past tasted the taste of failure for the first time.
Their methods were enough to make other vulnerable groups suffer unspeakably. Unfortunately, what he encountered was the most cruel manor owner in the world.
Even if they were really eaten by a tiger, Zhuang Buyuan would probably have a way to make them disappear without a trace.
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In the zoo, a barbecue party was being held. Director Ke sat in a corner sighing, holding a chicken wing in his hand, but he couldn't eat it.
"You don't like chicken wings either?" Si Liang came over, bent his legs, sat next to Dean Ke, and said angrily: "The owner of the farm is really too much. The food ran away by itself, and he didn't care..."
Director Ke listened to Si Liang's chatter, thinking about something on his mind, and kept distracted.
Until Sanjin came over and handed each of them a skewer of grilled squid, and then sat down on the other side of Director Ke. The two fallen dragon men sandwiched the short Director Ke on one side. While eating, he chatted and ate while handing a few skewers to Ke Yuanchang.
The two were chatting and found that Director Ke had not spoken. He patted him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, human being, why don't you speak?"
"Ah? You two are big guys... I'm worried about the opening of the park tomorrow. I've been dealing with these animal rights activists all day and completely forgot about the publicity. I really don't know what I'm going to do tomorrow... Oh, you said if there is no one tomorrow What should I do if I come to the zoo?" Director Ke didn't notice what the two were discussing at first. He took whatever was given to him. He ate a few strings of squid gluten and the like, and was slapped before he woke up. He complained to the two of them.
"Huh?" Director Ke looked up at the two of them, "It's late at night and the park hasn't officially opened yet. Why are you still wearing costumes... uh..."
Director Ke suddenly became excited and felt that something was wrong.
He has been distracted recently. Although he has seen the fallen dragon man two or three times, he has never paid much attention to it. He has always felt that these two people were wearing costumes. Whether it was the two arms that often crossed their chests or the other two legs behind them, they were all realistic puppet costumes.
But now, he suddenly discovered that Sanjin was holding a pile of grilled squid with one hand, a pile of grilled gluten with one hand, putting something into his mouth with one hand, and... holding him with another hand... shoulders.
Four...four hands?
"What's wrong with you? Are you stupid?" Seeing that Director Ke's expression was wrong, he waved in front of Director Ke.
"Huh? Huh?" Director Ke turned his head back and looked at the three-pound abdomen.
It's a hot summer day, and Sanjin's upper body is naked. Under his eight-pack abs are structures of scales, and then a lower body that looks like a horse or a lizard.
At this time, Director Ke looked at the past with the eyes of a zoologist. The three kilograms of muscle structure, skeleton...
Mom sells batches, who said this is a puppet costume!
"You...you...how...how...I..." Principal Ke almost peed with fright. He struggled to get up and rolled around trying to escape. After running a few steps, he saw a full body The guy wearing translucent armor, holding a beer in one hand and a skewer in the other, jumped up and down on the table, his whole body radiating a dazzling light.
"Ah...ah?" What on earth is going on?
"Help..." Director Ke suddenly turned around and saw two drunk meatballs rolling around on the ground, colliding with each other for fun.
Oh my god, what the hell is this!
He turned around and ran desperately in the direction of no one. He took only two steps and suddenly tripped over something.
"Who trampled Bangchui's little glutinous rice baby to death! Who is it! Who is it!" Bangchui pointed angrily at the trampled Guanyin clay balls on the ground and shouted angrily.
The stone spoke!
Oh my god!
Director Ke stumbled and ran out, and saw a familiar figure appearing in front of him: "Zhuang...Mr. Zhuang...run, there are all monsters here!"
Then he saw Zhuang Buyuan scratching his head: "Huh? Huh? Wait, Director Ke is not a servant of the manor?"
Why has he forgotten such an important thing!
Why didn't anyone remind him?
Zhuang Buyuan took out an ID card from his pocket, and just as he was about to hand it over, he saw Director Ke scream and fall to the ground.
Zhuang turned his head not far away and saw Daniel's big head appearing behind him.
Uh... This old man won't be scared to death, right?