Chapter 369 You’re Welcome

However, Shi Haifei was not able to kill the tiger warrior. Before he could take out his hand from his pocket, a tiger had already slowly walked over from the trail in front of him.

It was a Siberian tiger, walking like a dragon and walking like a tiger, with a strong body, which made people feel frightened when they saw it.

The muscles of Shi Haifei and Da Gao tensed up almost instantly, and they had the urge to turn around and run away.

Oh my god, this visual impact came too suddenly. Why didn’t you give me a warning?

Shi Haifei finally understood why so many people online cursed after leaving Hushan!

The threat of death has never been so close!

Before he came in just now, Shi Haifei was handed a piece of paper with a simple story outline of the literary route written on it. The general meaning was that the two people who came to visit were a prince and a princess in love, and the tiger devil on the mountain fell in love with the prince/princess. Beauty...

The tiger devil goes down the mountain and snatches away the prince or princess to be his own wife. Then the prince/princess meets several partners during the adventure and competes by racing with leopards, wrestling with lions, climbing trees with bobcats, etc. After that, conquer these companions and with their help, pass five levels and kill six generals, and rescue your lover from the tiger devil.

After going through many dangers and completing multiple challenges, the prince/princess finally defeated the Tiger Devil. However, his lover was cursed by the insidious Tiger Devil and fell into a coma. He had to be kissed by his lover to wake him up.

After reading this story, he didn't know whether it was a story about Dragon Quest, Robbers Descending the Mountain or Cinderella. Shi Haifei was confused.

This zoo should really find a better writer, what a crappy storyline!

And this big tiger that suddenly appeared must be the legendary "Tiger Devil". The next step is to hand over a person as the captured princess.

This Siberian tiger is considered to be very large even among tigers. With a body of more than three meters long and a weight of more than 300 kilograms, it walks like a moving tank.

Shi Haifei and Dagao subconsciously grabbed each other and pushed each other forward.

"you go!"

"It's better you go!"

"You have a lot of meat!"

"I saved your life last time, it's your turn to sacrifice today!"

"You can't repay a favor!"

If these two were really a couple, they would probably break up after leaving Hushan.

The key point is that no one wants to be taken away by this tiger!

Who knows whether he was taken away and imprisoned in a high tower, or whether he was eaten directly as a late-night snack. Could it be that we were separated from each other and never saw each other again?

Oh my god, I want to go home!

Shi Haifei really regretted why he had to risk his life.

Isn't this seeking death?

It is estimated that the tiger-fighting warrior will give up the idea of ​​hunting tigers.

Just when the two of them came up with this idea, they heard someone beside them say: "Husband, come on, I've started a live broadcast!"

Are you sure this is your girlfriend?

Before this idea disappeared, I saw a figure flash, and the tiger-fighting warrior had jumped out, swung a punch, and hit the tiger on the nose with a thud.

With a "dong" sound, the tiger's head was slightly raised, and his eyes were full of doubts.

Hey, what's going on?

Who is touching my nose?

Before its doubts were over, it saw the tiger warrior waving his two fists and hitting him with a combination of punches.

The banging and banging were intense.

The punches hit the flesh, each punch was directed at the tiger's head, and finally he kicked the tiger on the chin.

"Come on, hubby! Hubby is so majestic!" Next to him, his girlfriend cheered while live broadcasting on her mobile phone.

The Big Devil Tiger narrowed his eyes, took two steps back, waved his front paws, and saw the tiger warrior flying backwards.

"Husband!" the girlfriend exclaimed.

The tiger stretched out his paw and wiped his face, tilting his head, a little puzzled.

Are you playing with me?

The tiger-fighting warrior struggled to get up from the ground and found that he was not injured. Then he looked at the tiger shaking its head and said with joy: "It was stunned! Look at me taking advantage of his illness to kill him!"

At this moment, the staff's voice came from the communicator: "This tourist, please don't attack the tiger!"

But the Tiger Fighter didn't listen. He stood there, assumed a Hulk-transformed posture, and roared at the tiger.

"Ouch!"

"My husband is so handsome!" Someone cheered on.

broken!

Seeing his posture, Shi Haifei's heart stopped for half a beat.

This provocative posture is probably more dangerous than the combination of punches just now!

The combination of punches he just used can give people a concussion, but for Tiger, it is probably the same as scratching an itch, and cannot even break the defense.

Tigers play with each other by attacking, biting and fighting each other. The strength of these big guys weighing hundreds of kilograms is amazing.

But this provocative expression is completely different. Once the tiger is aroused to be ferocious...

"Run!" Shi Haifei grabbed Da Gao and planned to run.

What, you mean to go up and save people at this time?

Your life is not valuable, but my life is. At times like this, take care of yourself first!

Before he could run away, he saw the tiger's extremely anthropomorphic expression.

The tiger devil rolled his eyes, flicked his tail, and tilted his head. His expression seemed to say: Are you stupid?

Facing the tiger's blank eyes, the tiger-fighting warrior let out a strange cry: "Aaa! Aaaaaa! Aaaah! Aaaa!"

Then he yelled and planned to rush forward.

The voice of the staff came from the communicator: "Dawei, please be gentle, the park's budget is not large, don't exceed 100,000!"

The tiger grinned mightily, the claws on its two front paws tightened, and its sharp nails slowly stretched out, gently rubbing on the ground. Even the rocky ground was scratched with white marks.

Its eyes swept over the tiger warrior's throat, chest, and crotch, as if thinking about where to get a bite or a paw.

One hundred thousand, ugh, don’t bite too hard.

The tiger's mighty expression shocked Shi Haifei to the extreme. This tiger was actually thinking and measuring!

Does this tiger know what the so-called "one hundred thousand" is?

The tiger warrior had no idea that the crisis was coming, so he rushed forward with a roar.

"Ada, ow... uh uh uh uh..." The tiger warrior suddenly trembled and fell there.

"You...what are you doing?" Shi Haifei looked at Da Gao who appeared behind him in shock, holding a stun device.

This kind of person wants to die, just let him die!

What can you do if some people don’t want to live anymore?

Why should we save him?

"Are you sure the tiger can control its ferocity after seeing blood?" Dagao asked.

This sentence was so reasonable that Shi Haifei was unable to refute it for a moment.

When the security personnel and emergency personnel came in, what they saw was Tiger Dawei sitting aside in boredom, licking his paws, the tiger-fighting warrior falling to the ground, and his girlfriend frantically cursing Shi Haifei and Shi Haifei.

"Who are you?"

"My husband is going to beat the tiger away soon, what are you doing!"

"If there is anything wrong with my husband, I will fight against you to the death!"

Shi Haifei was speechless as he played with the electric shock device in his pocket, wondering whether he should give it to her too.

"I'm very sorry, gentlemen." The staff dragged away the strange pair and apologized to them, "It has affected your visiting experience. This is our zoo's annual pass. Please be sure to accept it as compensation..."

The tour continued without the couple. The whole process was very enjoyable and even exciting. Even people like Shi Haifei who often come into contact with wild animals in the wild would find it difficult to come into close contact with so many different animals.

Race with leopards, climb with lynxes, arm-wrestle with lions, watch white tigers smash thick wooden blocks with one paw...

Shi Haifei hasn't been so happy for a long time.

Well, except for the final kissing wake-up session, Shi Haifei knelt down on one knee in front of the sarcophagus, and then started laughing with his fingers. Oh my god, I will be complained to death if I go back!

Why do I want to commit suicide and take the literary route?

"Come on, come on, let's borrow a seat." Da Gao said that it was very embarrassing to lie down like this, so let's finish the process and run away.

Shi Haifei lowered his head. As soon as he got within 20 centimeters of his height, he felt that he couldn't accept it anymore. He turned around and smiled. Just when he was about to raise his head, Dawei, the great tiger devil, suddenly put a paw on Shi Haifei's head, and then pushed the tiger's head away. He leaned to the side, covered his eyes with one paw, and pressed down gently with the other paw.

Hey, I didn't see anything.

With a "bang", their teeth collided and their lips were broken.

Shi Haifei screamed and hit Dawei with a pair of combo punches.

Venus, do you want to die?

I have a whole set of killer weapons hidden in my pocket! If you don't want to die, don't mess with me!

If you offend me, I will kill even a tiger!

If it weren't for Da Gao desperately hugging Shi Haifei and shouting: "No, I am an animal protection activist, I can't kill it!"

I'm afraid Dawei won't be able to see the sun tomorrow.

Except for this episode, other processes, other processes can be said to be very happy.

The two even exchanged places and went through the annual pass passage again before leaving Hushan with satisfaction.

After leaving Hushan, I was suddenly struck by the wind outside and realized something was wrong.

Oh my god, we are animal rights activists. We are here to protect tigers and angrily criticize the Almighty Zoo. Why are we actually having fun!

Looking at the companions who came out of other routes, their eyes were all out of focus. It was obvious that the world view had been completely subverted.

"No, I think I already like this zoo... Hey, what's going on with your lips?"

"What? What lips? We don't know anything!" The two people waved their hands hurriedly. Are they going to tell others that they were tricked by a tiger?

Da Gao still reluctantly looked at the artistic route behind him and sighed: "No, I must bring Ah Quan here once!"

This guy Dawei is a good assistant, maybe he can kiss Ah Quan's little mouth!

Even holding hands is good!

After discussing with Venus, maybe we can come to the rescue. Venus' IQ seems to be quite high.

But...how could the tiger's IQ be so high?

I can’t figure it out!

The group stood blankly at the exit of Hushan for a moment before moving forward.

But before they left the passage, a figure suddenly jumped out.

"It's you, boy! Why did you shock me just now!" The tiger warrior blocked the group's way and roared at Da Gao.

Da Gao grinned, "I saved your life just now, and you are so ungrateful?" It’s only 100,000 yuan, I can afford it! With your three-legged cat skills, how about I give you a good beating and give you back the 100,000 yuan?

Guaranteed not to pay a penny more!

Seeing Da Gao rolling up his sleeves, Shi Haifei quickly grabbed him and apologized to the tiger warrior: "I'm sorry, I just delayed your tiger fight. I'm really sorry."

The tiger warrior was stunned, why is this attitude so good?

"Let's see. I heard that Wufeng also has a project for close contact with tigers. Why don't you go there and try it again?" As he said, he took out his wallet from his pocket, took out five hundred yuan and handed it to him: " To express my apology, I will pay for the tickets!"

The tiger warrior was stunned for a moment, looked at his five hundred dollars, then looked at Shi Haifei, and reached out to take it: "Thank you!"

"You're welcome, that's right." Shi Haifei smiled.

Seeing the tiger warrior leaving with his girlfriend, Dagao and others looked at Shi Haifei with shudders.

"It's so cruel..."

This is too sinister!

Sure enough, if this person stays with a tiger for a long time, will he become scary?

We've been with this guy for so long, how come we're still alive now?

"Nothing, just sending him where he should go." Shi Haifei grinned.

Everyone was silent for a moment and asked, "What should we do now?"

"How about... changing the route and trying it again?"

"agree."