Chapter 348: Give You a Face

Similarly, the grimace outside seemed to have a look of surprise visible to the naked eye.

"Huh?"

Jiang Xiao let out a sigh, this window was actually dead, the glass above was fixed and couldn't be pushed or opened.

‘Dong dong dong~’

I couldn't help but knock on the glass.

"Are you coming in?"

grimace:"?"

Does this person have such no sense of boundaries?

Jiang Xiao also wanted to ask him if he was the funny man who came over in the evening, but unexpectedly the other person gradually disappeared.

Bao Lebin on the lower bunk was completely limp.

Under Jiang Xiao's mysterious operation, he was so frightened that he almost forgot to breathe.

Isn't this guy mentally ill?

"Do you know him?"

Looking at the wide-eyed Bao Lebin, Jiang Xiao asked.

I know a guy who shakes his head like a flower stick and desperately denies it.

"Then do you still need to go to the toilet?"

You've already gotten out of bed, so it's okay to go there. Besides, Jiang Xiao also feels a slight urge to urinate. Don't underestimate it, it's just a hint. If you don't think it's strong enough and just let it go, then it will be in your bladder. Infinite magnification inside.

"No, brother, I don't have to go."

Um?

This guy can't stop peeing. Didn't he just want to accompany him to the toilet on his deathbed?

I saw Bao Lebin's face turned red and he was holding the quilt tightly, as if there was something hidden underneath.

Jiang Xiao's expression gradually became strange.

"No. Did you wet the bed?"

"No, no, no, brother, shush, please keep your voice down!"

Bao Lebin couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it, so he explained immediately.

"Don't make any noise. You don't urinate much. I'll use my body temperature to dry it out overnight."

Is it a matter of you peeing too much or not, or whether you can dry it off?

"Are you sure? I feel even more horny when this thing is dry than when it's wet. It smells even more fishy."

"It's okay, I...huh?"

Bao Lebin glanced at Jiang Xiao suspiciously, how did this guy know so much?

Whatever~

Now that this thing has been solved on the spot, Jiang Xiao has no choice but to go alone.

As for the rules

[Rule 7: If you have to go to the bathroom at night, it is recommended to bring your roommate with you, which may give you some sense of security]

Hug Xiao, Jiang Xiao doesn't have the habit of being stared at when he goes to the toilet, otherwise he will easily be unable to urinate.

"I'm really convinced that a toilet has to be built so far away."

The bedrooms and bathrooms in a normal house are not far from each other, but this funeral home is really weird. You have to leave the corridor, then go around the hall, and finally pass through the large warehouse where the corpses are stored before you can get to the bathroom.

And what I want the audience in the live broadcast room to complain about the most is.

The toilet in the funeral home is very large, and it can be said that it is exactly the same as the public place that many people used in high school.

In a funeral parlor where there are only three or two big cats and kittens, the restroom is so big?

Besides Jiang Xiao, Cun Tou, the curator and the night watchman, is there anyone else here?

The most important thing is that although it is large, the distance between each other is very small, it is very crowded, and it is divided into several rows.

There were several rows of urinals - urinals - urinals - urinals.

At least it can accommodate hundreds of people relieving themselves at the same time.

The slogans "One small step forward, one giant leap for civilization" and "Come and go in a hurry" painted on the wall filled the countless viewers in the live broadcast room with a sense of reminiscence.

Similarly, Jiang Xiao was also very curious.

But he has never read a book, and the public restrooms in Qingshan are all small cubicles.

He was just curious about the shape of the aqua toilet, but he had nothing to complain about. He just regarded it as a feature of the funeral parlor.

Um?

Jiang Xiao stopped when he reached the door.

Is there any movement in the toilet?

It seems to be a sound of 'pat~pat~', which is very rhythmic.

It seemed that someone was coming from outside, and the movement inside also stopped.

Jiang Xiao didn't think much and walked in directly. He just wanted to finish draining the water quickly and return to his warm bed.

Jiang Xiao became furious when he thought that it was so cold outside and that he would have to walk such a long way back to his room later.

"It's really cerebral palsy to build the toilet so far away."

"Cough~"

A cough suddenly appeared in the squat behind Jiang Xiao.

"Who says it's not~"

Hearing this gloomy voice echoing his own, Jiang Xiao continued to complain dissatisfied.

"Really? It should be destroyed and rebuilt. The weather is getting colder and colder, and this trip will not be easy."

But this time the other party didn't answer, but laughed sinisterly.

"Hey, hey, buddy, do you have any paper? Lend me some."

"You didn't bring any paper?"

God!

Jiang Xiao has never done such a stupid thing like going to the toilet without paper since he was thirteen years old.

Excited, Jiang Xiao turned around, eager to see who this person who pooped without paper was.

Unexpectedly, I just turned around

"Why?"

"Fuck!"

Damn it, I forgot that I hadn’t finished peeing, and the toilet was too crowded, so the high-pressure water cannon was thrown directly into the face of the person squatting in the pit.

"Wori! I'm going to *& # !"

wipe!

Jiang Xiao was also embarrassed and quickly changed to a sideways position.

"What are you doing? Sorry, I, cough, what are you doing? I forgot."

I was about to apologize properly to this unfortunate guy.

But when I turned around, I found that the person squatting in the pit had disappeared!

Huh?

"elder brother?"

"Brother, are you still here? Don't hide. I'm so sorry. It's up to me to do this. How about you give me your clothes and I'll ask my roommate to clean them for you?"

hiss?

Where are people?

Jiang Xiao can guarantee that this person was behind him just now. Why did he hide in embarrassment after being peed on by him?

"Brother, if it doesn't work, you can just give me a few scoldings? Brother?"

There was no movement at all in the huge toilet, except for Jiang Xiao's own echo.

Jiang Xiao is still looking for his brother, but the Longguo live broadcast room has exploded.

【Wori? 】

[Brother Jiang Xiao, can you please use your cute brain? By the way, haven’t you noticed anything wrong at all? 】

[This person borrowing paper reminds me of a ghost story I heard on campus]

[I heard that if you lend him the paper, your life will be borrowed within seven days. 】

[Don’t scare me, is it really that evil? 】

[I don’t know the specifics, but I heard that there seems to be a theory about borrowing paper from the toilet at midnight.]

[What kind of paper did you borrow? It’s life you’re borrowing! 】

The live broadcast room was quiet, and only a few knowledgeable brothers were telling everyone about the origin of borrowing paper at midnight.

[Uh, just asking if you don’t understand, is it possible to escape from this situation? 】

[You don’t have to borrow it, but under normal circumstances it’s not up to you.]

【How to crack it? 】

[Is it okay to imitate Jiang Shen and give him a slap in the face? 】

Ah this

[If you could pee at that time and say something like this, right? 】

In the end, Jiang Xiao didn't even see what the person borrowing the paper looked like, so he had no choice but to go back for the time being.

The first thing after returning home was to tell Bao Lebin about the incident.

"I think it was the curator. Maybe he couldn't keep his face and was afraid of being embarrassed, so he just ran away."