Chapter 378 I’m Going to Blow up the School
"Dad, you don't even have teeth when you say this. Who can be as perverted as you?"
"Xiaobai, you're asking for a beating, aren't you?"
After saying that, Sun Wei raised her arms in a gesture, which made the former shrink his neck in fear.
"No, you're the only one coming out."
For the rest, let alone passing, they are already thankful that they are not dead yet.
Jiang Xiao's passing pattern cannot be replicated, and it is not perfect.
As for the correct path through
Anyway, what the curator requires is that after working for ten years, he will call and arrange for a special car from outside to come in and pick the person up.
But Bao Lebin's real identity is Lao Li, and his purpose is to use the strength of new employees, the Chosen Ones, to break through the realm of the funeral home and kill the director and night watchman.
If he finds out that the new employee is a loser, Lao Li will make "Bao Lebin" go crazy and take over the new employee's body
So, if you want to pass, you must help Lao Li kill the curator?
In other words, helping the curator to kill Lao Li might also be a way to pass.
"Hey, no matter what, I just passed the level anyway."
This time can definitely be regarded as a torture for most of the chosen ones.
Even if everyone in the funeral parlor is not right, there are still invisible people in the toilet, and there are still some grimaces appearing outside the windows from time to time.
Good news: There doesn't appear to be any fatal danger.
Bad news: I'm mentally stressed all the time, and every second is torture. It's better to die than die.
Fortunately, they still do all the dirty work.
Because Bao Lebin said before that it is the tradition of funeral homes for old employees to bully new employees.
They don't have Jiang Xiao's strength, nor Martin's muscles, nor do they have Okamon Hirotsuka's boldness in hugging a corpse.
So I can only swallow my anger.
But despite this, the live broadcast room still went black one by one in an orderly manner.
The most outrageous thing is that in places like funeral parlors, many countries have lost money and exchanged golden tickets from Dragon Kingdom for nothing.
This is already Jiang Xiao's third day out.
The Chosen One is not dead yet.
Today happens to be the weekend, and in response to Mu Xitang's request, the family came to the amusement park.
In Bai Yi's words, although they had just played last week, her mother didn't play. Today was mainly to take care of her.
ε=(ο｀*)))“Hey~”
Looking at Bai Yi and Mu Xitang who were surrounded by a group of people taking photos on the street, Jiang Xiao sighed helplessly.
"What's wrong? Not happy?"
Sun Wei on the side had already pretended to be calm, but the curiosity and excitement could still be caught on her face.
"No, you go and play quickly. If you don't go, my daughter will be kidnapped."
Jiang Xiao looked at the crowd with an unkind look on his face, and the chatter with his mobile phone almost hit Mu Xitang's face.
Of course, there were also many people secretly filming Jiang Xiao and Sun Wei, but they just didn't dare to get close.
"It seems that next time you go out, you will need to wear a hat and a mask."
Seeing Sun Wei passing by, the crowd of onlookers dispersed in recognition.
"Alas~"
After Sun Wei left, Jiang Xiao couldn't help but sigh again.
It may sound a little unreasonable to say that the reason why Jiang Xiao was unhappy was because he complained that the other chosen ones were too slow.
He is still in a hurry to go in and work. Now he still has the last Shi Shi to come out. Can he not be in a hurry?
However, this period of time made Mu Xitang and Bai Yi feel very happy.
Apart from a significant reduction in the amount of time I spend playing computer games and not being too arrogant in school, I can say that I am enjoying life like a duck in water.
Who doesn’t like having their parents play around with them?
Known as the Little Princess of Blue Star.
It's just that these two princesses don't seem to know the importance of body shape management.
But now that Sun Wei is supervising me, I believe I can lose weight soon.
finally.
It took more than half a month, which can be said to be the longest interval.
This time, all the chosen ones finally died two days ago!
[The game with strange rules is coming soon, and the chosen ones are being selected]
"Dad! Please, take me with you!"
"Dad, I want it too! You can't be partial. I've been to Xitang, but I haven't gone yet~"
Perhaps Sun Wei's presence gave them the confidence, and this time they insisted on following her around.
However, Jiang Xiao still decisively rejected them.
The Spider-Man thing last time still left him with lingering fears, not to mention what kind of [spiritual enlightenment] plan has been launched in the strange world recently.
Although I can control the personality in my head very well now, the risks and accidents are still very high.
"What are you going to do! What do you two kids know? If you go in, it will only cause chaos!"
Sun Wei also scolded the two little ones righteously, then immediately turned around, a little shy, and asked cautiously.
"How about you take me with you? I'm also very powerful."
Jiang Xiao: "?"
"No, if you and I go in, who will take care of them? I don't want to have a fat six-year-old daughter with high blood sugar and high blood lipids."
At this time, the appeal of the Kaitan world is already very strong.
[Dragon Kingdom: Jiang Xiao]
【Sakura: Ichiro Hashimoto】
[Lighthouse: Mary]
【Kimchi: Jinye Jae】
"I'm leaving now. Maybe you can come in with me when you grow up."
With a flash of white light, Jiang Xiao slowly disappeared from the place.
Mu Xitang and Bai Yi couldn't help but sigh again, feeling that they couldn't find a place to put their good martial arts skills to use.
Only Sun Wei, although she knew Jiang Xiao was powerful enough, was still a little nervous.
"Let's go, Mom, don't be afraid. You may not have a clear understanding of Dad's strength. Let me show you the videos of Dad's previous clearances, especially in the early stages. They are super perverted! After watching them, you won't worry about him. Now, you should be worried about meeting his weirdness."
(_)"abnormal?"
"Ang, it's really fun! Let's go, let's act as commentators for you, but you don't know that Dad was the Blue Star Terrier King in the beginning!"
(⊙口⊙) “King of Gang?”
Sun Wei was even more confused
In her impression, Jiang Xiao is a bit abstract, but not super perverted.
"Oh, come and see with me first. He won't be perverted enough later. He says he's worried that he will lead Bai Yi and me into trouble."
Under the push of the two people, Sun Wei was pulled into Jiang Xiao's room.
Be prepared to watch the live broadcast and the replay at the same time.
As the white light slowly dissipated, everything around him became clear again.
"Um?"
As soon as he landed, Jiang Xiao felt that the buildings here seemed bigger. A little taller?
wrong!
He raised his hand suddenly and was stunned for a moment.
(O_o)??
"Why can't this happen?"
Look at the little hands full of collagen and the school uniform on his body.
Although it was strange, Jiang Xiao had to admit a reality.
Have you become smaller? !
Did I lose it?
The peach wood sword is gone too? !
Jiang Xiao's face turned dark instantly.
No wonder.
No wonder I didn't enter the white barrier this time.
"Okay, okay, this is what you call [borrowing] the peach wood sword, right?"
Looking up again, he saw what looked like a large middle school in front of him.
【Qingshan No. 1 Experimental Middle School】
The foot-picking security guard at the security booth noticed Jiang Xiao looking towards him and bared his big teeth to greet him.
Most people might be shocked for a long time, but Jiang Xiao's brain has never been able to judge by common sense, and he accepted everything in front of him in just ten seconds.
[Ding, the game starts, enter the world of ghost stories, five good students]
[This time the difficulty is seven stars, and the outside world has a chance to remind]
(ò口ó) "Hmph, take away my peach wood sword, and I will blow up your weird school!"