Chapter 967 Beach Vacation

"What happened to her? What medicine did you give her?"

Looking at the eldest lady squatting on the sofa with blurred eyes, Shandora looked surprised, pulled me over and murmured in a low voice.

"Nothing, bad luck." I said concisely and looked down at the commemorative stamp in my hand.

If you get close, the eldest lady will keep muttering those few words: Nie Yuan, Nie Yuan, she has been muttering these five words for several minutes. I guess if no one stops her, she will not stop until she stops. The characters typed in No. 3 Yahei should be able to circle the earth...

My sister looked at Lin Xue and me, then at Lin Xue and me. Her slightly narrowed eyes were full of teasing. It wasn't until I felt uncomfortable all over that she smiled and said, "Ajun, You have to take responsibility, otherwise my sister will be angry."

I was agitated and nodded repeatedly: "Responsible, responsible - but it is necessary to be so serious. I was only nine years old at that time! Why do you think I am so miserable?"

My sister glanced at me with two-thirds of her eyes: "Convict!"

Qianqian came over and pinched my ears: "Convict!"

Sandora looked at the mysterious looks of the three of us and shrugged: "Although I don't know what you are talking about, but - criminal record!"

I suddenly became furious: I didn’t know you were still talking about it!

I glanced at the three of them and finally decided not to deal with them: Sister, needless to say, if I am the number one in this family, then she is the number one sister. There is no comparison at all. Qianqian is an arbitrary logical damage immunity She's a weird girl. You shouldn't have had the idea of ​​​​reasoning with her from the beginning. As for Sandora, she may be considerate, but the current situation is two to one. As long as Qianqian and her sister work together, Sandora The bad water in my bones should make me jump over the cliff. So I decided to talk to the eldest lady to see if I could get her to stop mumbling about bad luck.

There is a saying, fate is wonderful. I used to think that this sentence might not happen to the girls around me who are more weird than the last. After all, do you think any of them look like they are romantic? But now fate has come around and given me a stick, telling me that things like "fate" are actually everywhere, and this stick is hitting someone I never dared to think about before: Lin Da, who is synthesized from rare materials. Miss——Until forty-five minutes ago, I couldn’t believe that the eldest lady and myself could be connected by “indescribable”.

I'm not sure about Lin Xue's thoughts, but my own mood is actually very elegant. Things like love will gradually become dull after a long time. Although I really like happiness in the ordinary, but occasionally it pops out of the ordinary. Surprises are of course better. I really want to thank the Supreme Goddess of Life. It was her "travel wall" that allowed me to recall the scene that I had forgotten, and let me know that many things are actually predestined and I dare not say them. Is it because of the chance encounter more than ten years ago that the two people were inevitably entangled in their fate? Anyway, after knowing the connection between myself and the eldest lady, I feel very relaxed. Most likely, the eldest lady herself feels the same way. Although she is still thinking about "evil fate, evil fate", but after knowing this guy's arrogant temperament, I have already treated her to this extent. Sui Suinian ignored it, it was strange that she could express her feelings frankly. According to my understanding of the other person and the vague feeling deep in my heart, this guy's mood index was at least ** o'clock in the morning, and the sun was bright enough to dry himself under the quilt.

"Now, when do you plan to read it?"

I patted the young prophet's shoulder, wanting to see what kind of expression this guy had under his cocked head. It turned out that he was much more cheerful than I expected. The eldest lady suddenly raised her head, with a look of displeasure on her face: "What are you doing?" , I am just realizing life! Let’s die!”

I ignored the other party's threat and sat down next to her carelessly: "It's really shocking. There are such coincidences, but at that time you looked like a little princess, and I was amazed. Come on, what has fate done to you these years?"

"You looked like an idiot back then," the eldest lady came up and pinched my ears with a grin on her face. "After all, fate these years...well, I guess it hasn't done anything to you."

I didn't realize it at the time, really.

"It seems that it is destined to be entangled with a piece of wood like you." The eldest lady's face was calm as usual, and she was fiddling with the ugly piece of wood in her hand. This thing was placed on her body. I can guess the reason: This girl has always been used to stuffing her belongings randomly. I think the things she took out from her pocket opened her eyes. This piece of wood was probably thrown away casually by her as a childhood memory. It’s in the portable space, just like me, and then I forget about it after putting it away. After all, the small gift from more than ten years ago can only be recalled - this is the same as me, "Just now I The young lady calculated it three times and found that if I had not met you by fate, we would really be strangers in the future. How wonderful is this fate?"

I looked at Lin Xue's face and noticed the panic that flashed across her eyes just now. Apparently the "strange" branch of fate frightened her, so she calmly put her arm around her shoulders: " If this is what is meant to happen, then fate has been kind to us."

The eldest lady hesitated slightly on her face. She carefully observed the little guys in the distance for a long time. After confirming that the girls who could shout at the slightest movement were busy playing, she leaned into my arms and said, "The weather has changed." It’s cold.”

"Hmm...ah."

"I suddenly wanted to go out for a walk."

"Where are you going? I'll accompany you." I looked at the sky outside. It's not too late. It's still more than an hour before Lin Xue usually returns home. It should be the right time to accompany her for a walk and then send her home directly. , this seems to be the golden opportunity to communicate with your girlfriend, right?

The eldest lady thought for a while: "How about going to the Maldives? Or go further to Yangfan Port? In fact, Theramore is not bad either..."

I:"……"

A chill surged into my heart for no apparent reason, and I trembled in my heart: It’s over! This troublesome group is planning to travel again! This is it!

But it's too late to stop it now. No one can stop the eldest lady when her interest rises. Before I could react, this girl had already stood up and raised her arms and shouted: "Everyone! Do you want to go on a trip? The beach! "

When the other party finished speaking, I covered my eyes with my hands, thinking that there would be no more suspense next: Is there anything easier than inciting a group of girls who are already very energetic? That is, among the girls who were incited, there was Qianqian...

Careful readers must have discovered that the two elders, Ilson and Kenser, were deliberately ignored - one was trained to be a vibrato by his sister for tens of thousands of years, and the other was included in the language library. There are four punctuation characters in total. Do you think these two characters are counted? !

So there was no suspense. When I put down my hand, Qianqian had already changed into a youthful and beautiful tropical dress and carried a small bag to the door of the living room... This girl's mobility should be restrained a little for me!

Lin Xue tugged on my ear, and I turned around, just in time to meet her smiling gaze: "I am in a good mood this time, please let me be willful for once." What else could I say in the face of this sentence? Anyway, I surrendered unconditionally.

This time it was not Qianqian who was responsible for the sudden idea, but Miss Lin, and her suggestion was quickly responded to by everyone in the family. Of course, I was quite nervous at the beginning because the bad experience was still fresh in my mind. New: Every trip organized by the eldest lady will eventually turn into a huge trouble. The minimum scale of the trouble is to save the world, and there is no upper limit. It is only after those few experiences that I gave the eldest lady It's a nickname for the Troublesome Aggregate - just take it as a nickname.

But this time Lin Xue specifically gave me reassurance: "Don't worry, I've seen it. At least there won't be any problems during our trip, and we won't go far away - the world of Azeroth is the territory of the empire."

That's right, the final travel destination was not on Earth, but in Azeroth. After consensus among the whole family, we decided to go to Quel'Danas Island. When we set off, Paopao seemed more excited than anyone else. She was jumping up and down with her daughter in her arms. I was worried that she was planning to go solo on the Magister's Platform or the Sunwell - maybe I needed to remind Kael'thas to apply for political asylum as soon as possible. .

Since the rescuing Emperor killed the fallen apostles and the Burning Legion entrenched in the world of Azeroth, the war-torn planet has finally ushered in peace, and it seems that it may last forever. The Empire The Azeroth on the map has entered two completely different orbits from the one used as information projection on the earth. I think this is a good thing: at least, if we hadn't killed the entire Burning Legion in advance, If so, Quel'Danas Island wouldn't become a peaceful tourist destination, right?

The army of the fallen apostles was finally stopped in front of the Silver Moon Defense Line. Quel'Danas was not affected by the war at all. After the war, it became the best scenic spot in the Eastern Kingdom. After all, it is difficult to find a place in this world that has not been affected at all. It is not easy to visit a land contaminated by plague or demons, but there are still a few people who are qualified to travel here. They must have military exploits or outstanding contributions, be members of the Salvation Army, and have a permit issued by the leader of their own race. The reason is that - in the center of the island is a second set of cross-world portals connecting the world of Azeroth and the Shadow City. Half of the entire island is a military restricted area, and the remaining half is a semi-controlled zone.

We chose this place for this reason. It is quiet, the scenery is good, and it is very convenient to go back when we have something to do.

Less than two days after returning from the God Realm, our family came here to enjoy the sea breeze. Speaking of which, it seems that we haven't had a real travel vacation for a long time. We were fighting in the war, taking a short vacation after the war, dealing with a lot of government affairs, eating and sleeping at home, and then waiting for something to go wrong in a certain world again. The battle went through this cycle for several rounds. When I realized it, I really felt exhausted mentally and physically. The eldest lady's suggestion may have been a whim caused by a sudden good mood, but it was not without a keen awareness. When it comes to this issue, I want to let everyone in the family relax.

Because it was a family trip that I hadn’t done in a long time, and there were many new members or guests in the house this time, I brought everyone with me, even those who happened to come to see Lin Xue at home on the day of departure. Lin Feng and Sally, as well as An Weina, who was finally dragged out by him, and the mighty first family also brought a huge tour group. Our team has a tendency to take over the entire beach. , and the first family is always fully prepared for activities, and everyone always carries a lot of strange gadgets with them in their portable space. After arriving at the destination, we only took less than ten minutes to bring an original ecological coast to another world. It was renovated to look like a coastal resort. Lin Xue happily arranged at least thirty beach loungers along the beach, regardless of whether they were used or not. Sandora prepared a beach a little further behind. The barbecue fire has a radius of ten meters. I suspect that she plans to catch the nine-headed water monster and roast it. Of course, the most amazing thing is my sister. She is used to being well-prepared in any situation. She even brought it here this time. A fully equipped, self-powered mobile planetary colonization module - how is she planning to live on the beach for a few years?

I was lying side by side under the parasol with Ilson and Kenser, sipping ice-cold coconut juice. I looked as decadent as middle-aged and elderly landowners, watching a group of girls, big and small, playing on the beach or in the sea. He went crazy and bullied the local blood elf children who might have been brought by their parents. All the bones in his body were covered with laziness. Ilson turned over and let out a special admiration: "Hey - it's so comfortable. Mortals can enjoy it." His talent is really not something to brag about.”

Kenser smiled and nodded, tightening the flowery pants he bought from Erliqiao for fifteen yuan: "Very good, very good."

I stretched out my foot and kicked Erson on the waist: "You're so sorry for saying you feel comfortable - you're wearing more than 300 kilograms of metal while basking in the sun on the beach? The sand won't kill you if it gets in!" "

Ilson flipped up his hair, and the upright heavy armor on his body shone in the sun: "I am a God of War first and foremost, you don't understand."

Should the God of War be so coquettish that he wears a three-hundred-pound iron shell on the beach in Yangguan and shows off his youth? How about you go the Kratos route at this point: at least he's still wearing beach shorts, right?

I had no time to deal with this insane God of War, so I got up to flirt with Sandora who was guarding a large bonfire in the distance and waiting for food. Her Majesty the Queen wore a gauze waistband with a unique subtropical style and a navy blue suit. Although the style of her swimsuit is a little conservative, she has a good figure, and with the graceful temperament that she reveals intentionally or unintentionally, this style of swimsuit suits her very well, plus a lace top Cute straw hat, today Shandora is almost showing the two temperaments of cuteness and grace on her body.

Of course, the main reason why I came to tease her was that I was curious about what this girl was baking or preparing to bake. As a result, I was dumbfounded as soon as I passed by: there was at least half a ton of sea fish on the other side of the fire, and the mermaid princess Isana was standing there. He quickly put the fish on the skewer and handed it to Sandora. While handing it back, he said: "You know, you grilled me, and it tastes similar to this..."

Isana is one of the bravest creatures I have ever seen. Did she bring up this topic in front of Sandora because she is tired of this world?

"Arjun, try it!" Sandora saw me coming and immediately raised the grilled fish in her hand, "Isana helped catch these, Naga is a good fisherman!"

I gingerly took the food processed by Shandora, and was surprised to find that it actually tasted pretty good: maybe this kind of food with no cooking process is the only thing Shandora can make that can kill people, right?

"Why are you here too?" I glanced at Isana who was grilling fish. Her fish tail was inconvenient to move on the beach and she could only jump around. At present, she had buried herself in a half-meter deep In a pit.

"The army is on holiday, and I went back to Azeroth to visit relatives. I haven't felt the sea water in my hometown for a long time. Although the water in Fairy Lake is comfortable, it has too little salt. I am a saltwater fish... Ah! Your Majesty, that fish is still alive. !”

"Use fire, use fire!" Qian Qian suddenly rushed over from the direction of the beach, holding a lot of strange things in her hands. When I got closer, I saw that it was a pile of black things. Cups and dishes made of unknown things (suspected), with sand mixed in them. Qian Qian grabbed an irregular disk and put it into the bonfire where Shandora was grilling fish. She was not afraid of the fire at all. means, and then just grab the disc with your hands and bake it in the fire.

"What are you doing?" Sandora asked strangely.

"Making deep-sea clay porcelain, I suddenly remembered, it should be quite interesting." Qian Qian poured plates into the fire with excitement on her face. If she hadn't been afraid that her swimsuit would burn, she might have jumped in: That swimsuit But it's made of ordinary materials.

I watched from the side and came to two conclusions. First, this was another typical Qianqian whim. Second, this girl seemed to have grown a little more. She even had grooves this year - this is love. the power of?

"How long will it take you to bake like this?" Sandora and Qian Qian's IQ suddenly came to the same line, and they squatted together to discuss, "And the firepower is not enough."

"It's okay, I have time." Qian Qian excitedly threw the pile of strange things made of deep-sea clay into the fire, and then her face suddenly changed. I saw that the radius was about ten meters, and there was a mixture of The large bonfire, which might not burn out even if it burned for two days and two nights, trembled violently and suddenly turned into ashes on the ground.

There were many strange black porcelain bowls left in the ashes. Isana was stunned as she held up a few bamboo sticks with only half of them left beside them. The fish on them had long since been burned away.

Of course, the shallow black porcelain bowl was successful. Not to mention solidification, the sand inside was burned into glaze! This girl burned these things for two full days and two nights in her own timeline!

"My grilled fish..." Isana held up the empty bamboo stick and cried to me without tears, "I haven't eaten a bite yet." Sandora waved her hand: "It's okay, I can eat raw."

Isana thought for a while: "Yes, I live in the water, and I seem to eat raw food usually."

I quickly pulled Qianqian away. After a while, this place would be filled with blood, and my mental quality might not be able to bear it. When Qian Qian left, she didn't forget to take a lot of her dark treasures with her. She insisted on eating with those things. Well, this girl's mobility was already amazing.

Watching Qian Qian bury those steaming ceramic things in the sand to cool down, I looked up in the direction of the beach. The kids were having fun there. I had to keep an eye out for people running around, but as soon as I looked up, I... Seeing Chuberry screaming and rushing towards this side, in the blink of an eye, this little doll girl, less than one meter tall, was hanging on her arm: "Uncle, uncle! The mercury lamp is uncomfortable! Go and have a look. Bar!"

As soon as I heard this, I ran towards where the dolls were.

Mercury Lamp and her sisters are used to being together. Even when we go out to play, a bunch of doll girls gather together to play and have fun. When I went over, I found that all the rose girls were there, and they all looked nervous. It looked like the mercury lamp was struggling to twist its body and scratch its back, jumping up and down with an impatient expression. When it saw me running over in a hurry, the little doll immediately stopped its unsightly movements with embarrassment on its face. He stood in front of me, but he couldn't help but twist around.

"What's going on?" I picked up the 92.3cm and asked as I moved it back and forth.

"It's itchy, no matter how you scratch it, it won't work." The corner of Mercury Lamp's mouth twitched, and he turned away with a blushing face, "Don't laugh! Don't look! Otherwise, I'll call you a pervert in the future!"

——Today is the first time that Mercury Lamp wears a swimsuit. Although it is a campus swimsuit that only elementary school students wear, this girl is still steadfastly shy.

"Hey! I told you not to move! You idiot who touched the doll! I won't let you sleep with me in my arms anymore!"

I completely ignored Chairman Shui, who had been raised very strangely by me, and just poked a small hole in his back: "There is sand in your keyhole."

Everyone: "..."

Turning the mercury lamp over, there was a keyhole for winding up on the back of the little girl. I usually regard this thing as her cuteness - the girl twisted around when I used the key to wind up the little lamp. It's fun to look at - but this time, it seems like it's become a huge trouble. I rubbed a cotton swab with water in the keyhole for a long time, and finally got out a few small stones from the innermost part, and then placed the little doll on the ground. The other person immediately regained her radiance, but she remained firm. He rushed forward with his teeth bared and tried to bite: "You idiot! You unreasonable idiot! You are so rude!"

"Come here, lift up your shirt, Young Berry! Turn around and lift up your back! Cuixingshi, it's useless to stare, unless you obediently go back to the house and stay there, Cangxingshi, hold her down, really red... black tea It doesn't change the fact that you need to wind it up. If you don't obey, I'll seal it with glass glue!" I hung a mercury lamp on my arm and scolded Fang Qiu at a group of rose girls, then took out a handful of waterproof band-aids and started applying them to them one by one, " Don’t go into deep water, I always feel that your ball joints are not safe, Luo Zhen didn’t have sealing ring technology in his day!”

After finally dealing with this bunch of weird rose girls, I went around the circle to see what everyone was doing, and found that those weird guys were indeed more noisy than the last:

Lilina pulled Little Bubble in a swimming competition, but the latter didn't know what swimming was. In the end, the silly Little Bubble sank to the bottom of the sea and ran wildly on the sea bed - and later picked up at least twenty tons of seafood. With a huge wave that almost caught up with the tsunami, we used the sea shield to improve Sandora's food. Finally, Lin used her uncanny strength to get into the water and lift Little Bubble up. The girl had already drilled a half-kilometer hole into the seabed, and she foolishly thought that "Sister Lilina" was swimming behind.

Pandora and Viska built a sand sculpture at the end of a far away cape. They sent two thousand soldiers to collect sea sand from the entire Quel'Danas Island and the continental shelf, and planned to make a full-scale replica of Silvermoon City. They thought I am very stressed about the ice and snow castle that is still in Qianqian’s portable space.

Xiao Qijing was pulled out of the spiritual world by her mother (Alaya). The former saw the sea for the first time and was so excited that she couldn't control herself. Later she was discovered by Zhenhong and the others, and the latter invited the sister who died young. Play sandcastles together. The Rose Maid's sandcastle is much smaller than that of the Pandora sisters, but it is particularly childlike and childlike. It is especially worth mentioning that the sandcastle made by the mercury lamp is closest to her declared goal and even realistic: she has made more than twenty yurts. .

Alaya and her sister are taking care of the children...

After lying under the sun umbrella for more than an hour, Ilson finally felt bored. He dug a big hole at least one meter deep on the beach, jumped in, and asked Kenser to bury him. Wanting to enjoy what the so-called sand bath feels like, Kenser is a down-to-earth person, and he can do it with a quicksand technique. However, after burying it, we felt that it looked like a grave bag, and Erson's head suddenly moved from It appeared on the grave bag and looked like a performance artist. It scared four or five blood elf children to cry in just ten minutes. This kind of performance has never been seen in the world of Azeroth - after many parents complained. After that, Monina couldn't bear it and used the quicksand spell on Ersen again, and this time it really turned into a graveyard.

I swayed my arms and walked back and forth on the beach. I didn’t have anything in particular to do, but leisurely watching these happy guys having fun was actually a kind of entertainment in itself. Another kind of entertainment was watching this rare thing that I rarely see on weekdays. The swimsuits of the girls... Needless to say, Shandora and Qianqian, a group of rose girls actually put on campus swimsuits. This is a spectacle. I even wanted to take pictures and post them on the forum, but I always feel that I am at a disadvantage. : It’s like a real father seeing his daughter’s swimming photos leaked. Besides, in addition to Erson’s sexy golden armor, the protoss gangsters also went into battle as the Romans did, and Monina wore a sexy black dress with feathers. Tight-fitting swimsuits, Lin, the most popular girl, all wore ones with golden scales... Well, their clothes weren't just made of their own feathers and scales to save trouble, right?

I started looking around for Bingtis, because I was very curious about what a real hottie would look like in a swimsuit. There was nothing vulgar about this idea, I was just curious...

"You really want to see me half naked?"

Suddenly someone tapped me on the shoulder from behind, and the words that followed made me sweat instantly. I thought to myself that this gangster really knew me. Then I turned around, but was disappointed to find that the other person was still wearing the same clothes and never followed me. Black evening gown for a change of scenery. Well, can you remove the three words "disappointedly" from the sentence just now?

"I am actually a very conservative person," Bingtis said with a remarkable look on his face, "Of course the main reason is that I am afraid of breaking the hearts of these little girls..."

"It's just that I couldn't find the right size, and I ruined two sets of my clothes." Shandora came over from the other side and glanced at Bingtis's chest with subtle eyes, "Even my clothes were ruined." You can't even put it on, you deserve it for not knowing to prepare clothes in advance. By the way, Arjun, have you seen Anweina?"

"Anweina?" I looked around and became confused, "Hey, where did that guy go?"

Bingtis and Sandora and I searched around the beach but couldn't find Anweina. The timid and fearful ghost maid seemed to have disappeared as soon as she arrived at the station, but everyone was busy at the beginning. I was trying to settle down a bunch of weird girls in the house, so I just didn’t notice it. It is not easy to bring that girl here. Anweina is famous for being afraid of strangers and unfamiliar environments. This time it is also because she is coming to the world of Azeroth, which is her own hometown. I reluctantly dragged the ghost maid here semi-forcefully, but why did she disappear as soon as she came here?

"Maybe I found a stranger other than my family on the beach, and I was too scared to come out."

Bingtis said while looking around with me, this beach is not private property. Although there are few tourists, there are still some family members of the Salvation Army stationed here to rest here. This may be the reason why the stranger attracted Anwei. Na was frightened.

I nodded and looked into the distance, and then suddenly thought deeply: "Hey, are there crows on the beach?"

Bingtis was puzzled, so I pointed to a big black bird hovering on the sea in the distance: "There is a crow there..."

Sandora: "Well, it seems that this is the biggest compromise that the ghost girl has made. She hypnotized herself into a bird."

Bubble popped out of nowhere, pointing at the sea with excitement on his face: "Hey, sea crow, sea crow!"

Me: "..." I have every reason to believe that the sea crow this girl is talking about is not just three words: sea crow.

After the sun went down, a grand bonfire party was held on the beach, led by Qianqian. The considerable movement attracted many people, including locals on Quel'Danas and nearby fishermen - although this island is Most of it is a military area, but there are also residents. These residents basically rely on the local Salvation Army base to gather together, including the families of soldiers and the ubiquitous goblin merchants. The bonfire party quickly expanded from a big fire to almost out of control, " The whole family of the leader of the empire went out to personally lead the celebration." After this gimmick was pulled out by the weird group of goblin merchants, it produced a stimulant effect that was more powerful than chicken blood. It is said that there were even strong men who swam from nearby islands to attend the party. Under normal circumstances, this is not in compliance with military regulations, but today's situation is special. Qianqian personally spoke and allowed the non-martial law area on the island to be open to anyone. So after the bonfire burned, she stood on the sea of ​​Quel'Danas. From the corner, you can see groups of naked and sizzling seal heads emerging from the waves. They immediately began to walk upright after the waves washed ashore. This scene is like the rapid evolution of species - that is The druids who turned into seals and swam over...

In fact, Qianqian just likes the excitement. I guess this girl would be just as happy to throw her into the vegetable market. A bonfire party and a weekend sale are the same concept to her.

There are continuous bonfires on Quel'Danas Beach at night. Under the firelight, various upright walking creatures are dancing the national dance of their own race. This is a complete dance of demons. Looking from a distance, I even thought I was on the Journey to the West. In the world that I remember, there are tens of thousands of reinforcements invited by Monkey King standing in front of me...

Qianqian had joined a dance troupe composed of Naga girls thirty minutes ago. She said she was curious whether the mermaids’ dance was as good as their singing. At that time, I looked at Isha jumping up and down behind me. Na, there was no time to stop her. This group of mermaids, who can only jump forward when they land, are completely different from the Nagas known on earth. They are actually dancing with the races that walk upright on the ground. Are they trying to see who can dig a hole first? Did you bury yourself?

Qianqian should have almost buried herself by now.

The Rose Girls, headed by Mercury Lamp and True Red, also disappeared. Only their fleeting silhouettes could be seen occasionally between the campfires. Visual inspection showed that these doll girls finally found suitable playmates: a group of Dwarf child.

Pandora and Huesca mingled with them in a dishonorable manner, standing on the commanding heights and scolding Fang Qiu.

Even Sandora, who has always been able to dominate the world and maintain her majesty in front of outsiders, is now eating and drinking with no one knows where. Azeroth has a lot of strange food, it's hard to say When Her Majesty the Queen agreed to travel to another world, her original purpose was to eat. Miss Lin had just drunk some wine and was obviously a little excited now. She was asking everyone who passed by to read their palms. With a bright red face, she dragged an unlucky guy and said in a daze: "Look at your palm prints... burp, It’s too deep... hiccup, life is rough, and some places are so deep that light can be seen, this is... hiccup..."

The skeleton man pulled by Lin Xue glanced here for help...

"Okay, okay, you don't like drinking, why are you having convulsions today?" I quickly picked up Lin Xue and put him in my arms. I nodded apologetically to the skeleton that had been read palmistry for a long time and was diagnosed as having a bloody disaster. The eldest lady, on the other hand, was restless in his arms, pinching her, biting her, and doing an uppercut, short blow, splitting wind palm, and Wing Chun - was she drunk? !

"I'm in a good mood..." Lin Xue muttered, "Because I like you... I'll show you my palm - well, I have a very tough destiny, a flamboyant temperament, I was severely disciplined when I was a child, and I have a rebellious mentality before puberty. I smashed the windows of every teacher in the school, and I won nine out of ten fights. After I was admitted to the civil service, I became famous for collecting protection money. Later, my boat capsized in the gutter. Fortunately, a noble man helped me, and now I have a daughter-in-law..."

The eldest lady held Bingtis's hand and looked at it for a long time, talking nonsense. The latter's expression was particularly complicated, and then he turned his head and muttered to me: "I swear this little girl is not drunk at all. Do you want a bet?"

"I'm more sure than you. Otherwise, you bet she's drunk, and I'll bet she's not."

Then this female gangster and I cut each other.

I know that Lin Xue's awkward personality always makes her seem not candid enough, so that sometimes she can only express her feelings in various troublesome ways, such as pretending to be crazy and biting more than 20 Rolexes on me. But this kind of character has always been the cutest side of her. Anyway, I like it very much. At this time, holding the dizzy eldest lady, a strange sense of satisfaction lingers in my heart. The strong girl who is always arrogant suddenly softens. When I came down, I couldn't put it down. I lowered my head and kissed the corner of the girl's mouth gently, and saw that her face turned red visibly - let you pretend to be drunk!

"Hey, hey, hey, that's about right. Showing affection is punishable by burning at the stake. Can you also take care of the tens of millions of years old pursed woman next to you?" Bingtis's voice came from the side, which made me unable to bear it. He rolled his eyes: This guy actually dares to describe himself as a harem, is he planning to destroy the world?

"See, the little guys are very happy."

Bingtis leaned back on a big rock and looked at the various tribes of indigenous people dancing with demons in the distance. She spoke in a relaxed tone. She occasionally used to call any mortal creature in front of her a "little guy". Of course, she also has this qualification. , whenever she says this, it means that the female gangster is in a very good mood, "because they all feel safe."

"A sense of security? How do you sum it up?"

"There is no need to summarize, don't forget that my life experience is displayed here. Whether a mortal has a sense of security or not is almost a matter of glance. It can be seen that these little guys are happily making noise here, not because of affluent life, nor Because it is just a celebration, but a living environment that allows them to feel completely at ease. This is a sense of security. This sense of security is thanks to you, what do you think?"

"...The pressure is quite high. I'm here to relieve stress. Why do you always come to put pressure on me when everyone is happy?" I complained casually. Bingtis seemed to have such a problem. I always become serious in the most unserious places, and then use my life experience that can crush people to death even if I drop a little bit of rubbish to give me a bunch of great principles or life guidelines, which often puts people under great pressure.

"You have to be a little stressed, otherwise your personality will easily lead to death. Father God said that void creatures are inert, and every void creature's procrastination is particularly serious. I'm afraid that you will be like this," Bing said. Thies winked at me, and then his face suddenly fell, "Of course the more important reason is - it's time for me to go on an expedition.

"The God Realm continues to send expeditionary troops into the depths of the void. Every battle sequence rushes to the battlefield periodically. It's almost time for me to prepare and join the expedition."

(Hey, are you scared...)