Chapter 1003 The Queen Returns
Today is the day when Sandora comes out of isolation.
Well, it's the day to go home. She has been hanging in the sky for many days. I really miss her.
Early in the morning, the family was busy preparing for the welcome ceremony, such as cooking, cooking, and cooking. Basically, the whole family joined the battle. Anweina, Saezi and sister were the main ones in the kitchen. Qianqian and Lin Xue's craftsmanship was not easy to understand, so they could only follow along and start, of course, for their sister and Saezi. Starting from the super chef, theoretically there is no assistant chef on this planet who can partner with Anweina. It might be possible for Sun Wukong to change his profession and become a cook. Monina is a super cook and takes up half of the sky. Busy next to her are Uncles Erson and Kenser. They seem to have been helping Monina when she is cooking. experience.
Lin was ordered not to go near the kitchen, and everyone was worried that she would destroy everything, including crushing the cook to death...
A large group of children swarmed towards the kitchen regardless of whether they knew it or not, except of course Pandora: The 1.2-meter-old adult was very angry. She said that she was a mature and steady adult, how could she treat people like children? To add to the confusion - I'm too embarrassed to say that I actually figured out it was because she couldn't reach the cupboards...
As for being unable to reach the cupboard, there are really not many little girls at home who can reach it. Pandora and Viska are actually tall among the children's gang. Look at Little Bubbles, they are one meter tall. Look at Lilina, it’s 1.09 meters, look at the mercury lamp, it’s 92.3 centimeters. Look at Ding Dong: if you don’t look carefully, you can easily confuse it with a spoon. But even these little guys who can't even reach the cupboard happily want to help the adults. I think most of them just want to play. Fortunately, our home has a huge kitchen. After moving the kitchen utensils out, people will believe it when they say this is the living room. This is especially thanks to Sandora - under normal circumstances, except for school I really can't think of any other place that requires such a large area for cooking.
The huge kitchen allowed the little girls to open up and make noise inside. Since Lilina and Qianqian were the masters of the house, my sister and I teamed up to attack the little girls several times without success. We could only ask them to try not to mess up. Fortunately, Anweina is really strong in combat. While preparing the most sumptuous welcome banquet in history, she can also tidy up the used and unused things, and at the same time, she can also get rid of a few overjoyed children. The girl was trying to save the food in her hands - Little Paopao had just put raw meat to her mouth for the third time.
There are obviously a lot of people causing trouble. The ghost maid was not angry either. On the contrary, Anweina always had a slight smile and a warm and happy look on her face. It seems that to her, there is nothing wrong with the messy scene in front of her except for the excitement. She uses magic "little tricks" to control a lot of pots, pans and ingredients, and cooks several dishes at the same time, while still having some time to spare. Slowly scrubbing the chopping board, and using the eye beam to peel the fruit of the little bubble that is waiting to be fed - how do you think this guy has trained so many messy things?
"Everyone is very happy." Anweina looked here and said to me with a happy smile.
"Normally, you don't let others into the kitchen." I looked around and found that there was no room for me to help: I definitely couldn't help Anweina, and my sister and Saeko probably wouldn't allow me to touch the kitchen utensils. After all, I Now I know how to cook two kinds of meals. The same is instant noodles, and the other is that less water was added when making instant noodles. When used as dry noodles, it is difficult for you to make up your mind to let such a cooking miracle come within three meters of the stove...
"Today is a special day."
Anweina floated over and smiled brightly. There were more than a dozen potatoes she was peeling floating around her. Various knives kept emerging from the air behind her, dicing the potatoes, cutting them into sections, and shredding them. It looked like the Yiwu Small Commodity Market version of King's Treasure House. Gilmei almost cried as she watched: An Weina should have been more vigilant when she learned this trick from her.
"Here are the new students." After smiling stupidly for a while. Anweina nodded, "Although I can keep in touch these days, a new student is a new student, and I haven't seen Mistress Sandora for a long time."
"That's because you don't like to go out, but I see her every day." I lightly poked the little maid, and the light ghost girl floated back a little. Just like a balloon, "But I really miss her. Now in this version I have to wear sunglasses every time we meet..."
"Brother, please try this!" Saeko came over with a plate of colorful things, with a serious look on his face, "A work of confidence!"
I looked at it and found that it was just an ordinary fruit plate, but I had never seen the various fruits on it. This kind of color, this bright color, this kind of aroma... I guess the essence mixed with water and pigments would not have this effect. , I was suddenly surprised: "What is this?"
As I asked, I picked up a piece of bright red pulp with my chopsticks and ate it, and then I was surprised to find that it tasted like seaweed and tofu.
Saeko pointed to the side silently, and a shocking scene appeared in front of him: Dingdang was lying on a small cabinet not far away, his green "long" hair extended out, and gradually turned into a thick vine, and on the vine All kinds of colorful and strange fruits are constantly growing, and Lilina is picking them with great joy below. Saeko's fruit plate is made of this raw material.
It seems that the goddess has found something fun again, but this time she didn't cause any trouble to others, which is better than before. Just now, this little thing got into the cupboard for some reason, but her sister thought it was a green onion and threw it in. In the soup pot - the pot of jingling soup is still standing next to it. I plan to mix it with twenty tons of water and sell it as an elixir...
Everyone was beaming with joy. Even though they had only been separated from Sandora for a few days, the word "rebirth" made people excited. Looking at Anweina's smile floating around, I suddenly remembered something.
"Anweina, speaking of which, you are an undead now... Have you ever thought about changing your ways? I mean, do you want a real body? Dingdang can help you. Then you can breathe again."
I think I should make my words more tactful. After all, in my opinion, death is not something worth being happy about, but I don’t know what Anweina thinks about this: it seems that this ghost maid has no idea about her identity after death. She no longer cared about it, she was quite contented with her life every day.
"Is the master saying that he wants Anweina to be 'resurrected'?"
The little ghost adjusted the hem of the maid's uniform and said nonchalantly.
"Almost, you know that Dingdang is a goddess of life. In fact, I should have mentioned this earlier, but I never thought of Sandora's 'rebirth' this time. I thought of you."
"Master, do you think there is anything bad about Anweina now?" The little ghost smiled faintly, "Or does master think that I will be troubled by my identity as an undead? Well, I did encounter some bad things in the beginning. , but that has passed. Now I am very happy, I have something to do, I have people who care about me, and I have people I care about. The master and mistress are very good to me, and the undead also have their own way of survival, don’t you mean Anyway, the undead should also be regarded as a race and should not be simply regarded as aliens, so I think there is nothing wrong with living like this now. Although the way of feeling the world is different from that of living people, but..."
Said. Anweina suddenly came over and grabbed my hand: "You see, it's no different from a living person. Sylvanas and I have learned a lot, including how to use the undead's physique to enjoy a life like a living person."
I felt relieved, and then pressed the little ghost's head: "But living people don't have 22-degree bodies, and they don't crawl out of the TV."
At this moment, a familiar throbbing suddenly came from the spiritual connection. I raised my head and found that my sister and Qian Qian also turned their heads in unison: Sandora came out... reborn!
Well, hopefully the Misaka sisters have evacuated their observation satellite and space station in time. There is no process when the Glory Starship is recovered. The Imperial Power of Ulassis will disappear in the eyes of observers. This may surprise some citizens who have not seen the public notice. And if the Misaka satellites are still there If it revolves around Sandora, it will basically be launched evenly. Then the pilots of the urban management brigade's space combat formation had to go up to the sky and shoot down those little things one by one.
...Why should I say it again?
"Ajun, I'm back!" Sandora's voice came from the living room. Apparently she was teleported directly to her home just after completing her rebirth. From the sound of her voice, she was in a very good mood now, but she was a little confused.
Because the living room was empty, no one from the family showed up.
This puzzled her. It was expected that she had not been home for several days, and could only hang in space in the form of a Glory Starship, talking to her family through spiritual connection. Now she suddenly came back. With the character of her family, she must have It was time to make a big fuss, but in fact everything was quiet. Not only did no one jump out to express welcome, but even Anweina, who usually cleaned the house, was nowhere to be seen.
"It's strange, everyone is out?" Sandora looked around in confusion, unable to feel the familiar atmosphere, and after a moment, she became disappointed.
"Hey, let me tell you, can this really create a feeling of surprise?" I poked Bingtis's arm and asked uncertainly. The two of us hid behind the kitchen door, crouching down to observe the situation. Shandora's movements were clearly visible here. Bingtis lay half of his body on my back without any hesitation, blowing warm air on my neck when he said a word, "Don't worry, Father God and Huron The king personally took action, we are all in the shielded area, that silly girl will definitely think that we are not at home."
I struggled to turn my head under Bingtis's murder weapon and look both ways. Father God and King Huron squatted in the corner on the left and right. When they met my eyes, they gave me a thumbs up and made a "don't worry" look. .
"Don't move, that's a sensitive area." Bingtis suddenly hit me on the head, and I said: "..."
Lin Xue suddenly reminded: "Okay, it's time. Sandora should have completely believed that no one in the family is here, and her mood has dropped, and she is ready to go to the kitchen, implement plan A, and throw Lilina out!"
"No need to throw it away, I'll go by myself!" Lilina shrunk her neck and rushed to the door. She held up two prepared ribbon speakers in her hands. The moment she pushed the door open, she shouted, "Welcome back..."
"Bang! Bang! Boom -"
Lilina exclaimed: "Wow!!"
After half a minute we finally pulled Lilina off the living room wall. The little girl was already dizzy and couldn't recognize people. As soon as he put it down, he was dizzy, hugging the armrest of the sofa and crying: Just cry, it means nothing is wrong. Then naturally a large group of us couldn't hide any longer, so we could only file out of the kitchen and stand in a row in the living room waiting for Sandora's inspection.
"In other words, you wanted to give me a surprise, so you hid it in advance," Sandora nodded and looked around everyone, "and then when I least expected it, you suddenly jumped out and shocked me - well, at least Your plan was quite successful when it got to this point. I was really shocked."
"Then Lilina was slapped against the wall by you." I grabbed Loli Pope and put her on the sofa, rubbing her forehead. Even though as a demigod, she was fine now, but if I didn't Show a little care. She can cry until the next millennium.
"Nonsense, I was shocked. You blocked all your signals, and then a little girl suddenly came out and shot me twice in the face. No one could be indifferent - and The new body cannot be controlled well, and it is easy to have conditioned reflexes when excited.”
My sister looked at Bingtis in silence, and Bingtis looked at me sheepishly. I sighed and looked at Father God and King Huron who were giggling, and lightly poked Lin Xue's waist: "Hey, now .Does everything we seriously plan turn out to be like this? A similar situation seems familiar."
"Based on experience, this is indeed the case," the eldest lady nodded, "and as long as Mu Mu participates seriously, he will be the most cheating in the end. Mu Mu, what do you think of this matter?"
Me: "..." This was the first thing you and Bingtis brought up. Why are you blaming it on me now? !
Shandora looked at us with a smile, her mood was obviously in a good mood, and she suddenly clapped her hands: "Okay, okay, I know. I'm very happy. When are we going to eat? I've been hungry for eight days..."
As expected, Sandora's welcome party will eventually be reduced to an earth-shattering feast. For Her Majesty the Queen, gifts and surprises are just small embellishments, and eating is the only way to go. Food that could almost go to Zimbabwe to alleviate poverty was soon filled to the brim of a restaurant: pay attention. It was a restaurant rather than a dining table, and the richness of the food this time could simply be described as weird. Southern cuisine, northern cuisine, Cantonese cuisine, Sichuan cuisine, Shandong cuisine, Chinese cuisine, Western cuisine, classical cuisine, modern delicacies, things that can be eaten on earth and things that cannot be eaten in other worlds, it is as dazzling as a world expo, there are many things It's something I haven't seen in the kitchen before. Now I even suspect that Anweina has almost gathered all the materials in the entire macro world here for this welcome party. Not only does this meal have edible value, I'm afraid it also has to have scientific research value.
Looking at this feast that had obviously been carefully prepared for a long time, Shandora couldn't help but cheer in surprise. In the first hour after returning from the dead, she did not deal with troublesome inspections and press conferences, but instead ate a fierce meal. Simply wonderful!
"Dad, Mom, you guys try my cooking!" Xiaoxue kept putting dishes in bowls for me and Lin Xue. They were all kinds of fancy and weird things. They were obviously not Earth cuisine. "With Azeroth's I learned it from the cooking gods! They all said that my talent in cooking was so high that I didn’t even need to learn it. They also said that my skills were higher than theirs, and they were too embarrassed to be my teacher."
Regardless of whether we were smiling or looking embarrassed, Lin Xue and I both tasted Xiaoxue's confident creation. After all, it was something that our own daughter honored her, right? However, after eating it, we were both dumbfounded, and then we asked in unison: "What did those cooking gods say?"
Xiaoxue rolled her eyes: "The most famous one said this: You can go out to cook in the future, let alone my apprentice. There is also a master who said this: With your talent, don't learn to cook at all. You won't learn it anyway. It’s the same level all the time..."
Lin Xue and I looked at each other and whispered: "At least this definitely proves that this child is our biological child..."
The eldest lady rolled her eyes at me, and a threatening voice came from the mental connection: "If you weren't afraid of spitting out now, would you believe me if I bite you?"
I was usually trained by Lin Xue or Qian Qian's cooking skills once every three to five. I was no longer afraid: at least the resistance to toxicity was higher than Lin Xue's, so I immediately laughed out loud, and then turned around to play with Ding Dong before the eldest lady exploded. The little goddess was walking around on the table holding up two bright fruits to sell them. They were fruits that she had grown but had not used up. Dingdang tried to persuade his father and sister to try those weird-tasting things. However, it had little effect. I took away the fruit from the opponent's hand out of curiosity, so Dingdang raised his hand and walked all the way to the head of the table only to find that the thing was gone. He was furious on the spot and held up a toothpick to challenge the "thief" for a duel. Later, Monina couldn’t stand it anymore, and after much thought, she sold me...
The family banquet, which was lively, chaotic, and filled with all kinds of exclamations and shouts, ended as always with a bunch of little guys finally getting into a fight, which was their unique way of communicating feelings. Anweina and her elder sister packed up the things in the restaurant: In fact, there is nothing to clean up. After all, Sandora has been hungry for more than eight days. You know what the restaurant should look like now.
In the end, everyone consciously withdrew, leaving time and space to Sandora and me.
We sat together in silence, Sandora leaned against me in a familiar manner, which was very warm, but I felt that I needed to say something.
After holding it in for five minutes, I finally decided to break the silence: "Sandora, can I sing "My Sun" now?"
Shandora: "...You held it in for five minutes and then you just came out with this?!"
Sure enough, the sound of a string of heavy objects falling to the ground was heard not far away: I knew those guys were listening! Can I keep them guessing? (To be continued)