Chapter 925 A Family that Is Still Lively Today
Chapter 925: A family that is still very lively today
Hakurei Reimu is indeed the only person in history who can be made a god in the name of a city administrator - you should listen to these words seriously. In short, she caught Semeimaru Fumi who should be very good at escaping with extremely high efficiency. Not only did she The suspect was arrested and brought to justice, and he also successfully destroyed the other party's crime tools and seized all the stolen goods. If this reckless red and white miko considers that she is now 2, we can temporarily call her blue and white... Well, let's call her red If Shiro has worked this far, she has undoubtedly made a great contribution. Maybe if I am happy, I can give her a few days off and increase her salary by two levels, but it is regrettable... If Reimu is not reckless, then It’s not Reimu anymore.
Under the stimulation of ten times his salary, this unscrupulous guy completed his work to a level that completely exceeded his expectations: He actually sent all the collected newspapers to my home!
"That's a really exciting title, Arjun."
Sister, holding a newspaper in her hand, looked at this side with a half-smiling expression. Although her voice sounded gentle and gentle, she shuddered at this time, while Qianqian was studying the whole thing. The note below the color picture, I am very worried that this girl will destroy world peace. Miss Lin did not have a newspaper in her hand, but she found a kitchen knife from somewhere. Although she knew it was a joke, I still made a mistake. Cold sweat on forehead. Anweina was flashing around in the pile of newspapers. At this moment, she suddenly floated over and asked hesitantly: "Is the master going to elope? Do you want Anweina to prepare some way?" Things to use? Food, change of clothes, blankets, bedding... Hmm, can Master take Anweina with him when he elopes? It would be very convenient to have a maid."
No, you should continue to study how to lay eggs, and one day your family will have fresh eggs baked with spices.
In addition to these few treasures, several children and breadwinners in the family also took out a few newspapers from the pile and studied them. Pandora and Visca rarely fought, and even looked at each other harmoniously. It's the same newspaper. If I don't consider the content of the newspaper, I really want to take a photo with these little angel-like twin sisters. The mercury lamp is inconvenient to unfold the newspaper due to its size - the fact is that she can't straighten the paper even if she straightens her arms. So she spread the newspaper on the ground and lay there to read it seriously. Dingdang jumped up and down in the photo of Shandora and I, and expressed some opinions from time to time. Of course, no one paid any attention to her, not even the feet at home. The mattress and the refrigerator, Cirno, have come back. They are lying there with a newspaper and watching. Yakumo Lan uses his tail to protect himself tightly, seeming to be thinking about whether to keep a distance from a pervert who has changed his mind. Nuo, the little goblin who was always startled, was very calm this time when she saw such breaking news: she didn't know the words.
I am lucky that the five members of the God Clan are not at home for the time being. Otherwise, it would be time for Bingtis's big mouth to start shouting now?
"Okay, okay, you guys still take it seriously?"
Seeing a room full of aunts and grandmothers swaying around Sandora and I with all kinds of subtle looks, I finally couldn't bear it any longer, so I quickly waved my hands and said, "Do any of you still believe Guan Xiwen's news?"
"Hey, you surrendered so quickly. You're really uncooperative." Miss Lin was the first to sneer dissatisfied. "But I'm still in a bad mood. I told you in advance. Don't get me wrong. I'm just angry with you. You just didn’t call me for interesting things.”
Isn't it just that I feel unhappy because I haven't dated you? Is it necessary to beat around the bush like this?
Everyone in the family basically knows how credible Wenwen's newspaper is, so everyone didn't believe the front-page news from the beginning. But it's one thing not to believe it, but it's another thing to find it interesting. Obviously, the family A bunch of idle guys who were about to grow mushrooms thought they had found a rare opportunity to relieve their boredom, and they all used this seriously inaccurate news to tease Shandora and me. After all, although the title and annotation of the newspaper were edited, the photos taken by Wenwen were not. The inseparable bond between the two of them could be seen from dozens of miles apart.
"Okay, okay, stop reading. Put these things in order and get rid of them. It's not good for this nonsense to spread." After watching the show for a long time, my sister finally took action and asked everyone to put away those newspapers. When I got up, everyone was very cooperative, except for a certain ice fairy who protested a little. She felt that the newspaper was her treasure. She would make a fuss when others snatched it. I had no choice but to give her a few pieces of waste paper and let her tear it up and play with it. Go, this method really worked. The stupid goblin went to squat in the corner obediently, so everyone praised me for my rich handling experience. It took me five minutes to realize that what they meant was that someone was almost an expert in taking care of children...
As for a reckless miko who failed to achieve anything but failed, no matter how naive she was, she knew that she might have made a small mistake. By the time I thought of her, that guy had long since disappeared.
By the way, he also took away Shemei Wanwen, who had been tied up by Wu Huada.
"By the way, what do you do with these things?"
Onee-sama pointed at the pile of newspapers in the center of the room and shook her finger, "That daredevil Reimu has them all piled up here."
I looked around and silently handed a fork to Sandora: "Would you like some ketchup?"
Sandora didn't even take the fork: "It's okay, you can eat this plain."
Everyone: "..."
It’s really convenient to have an unlimited capacity trash can at home, right? I just feel a sense of guilt...
Shandora's ability in eating is really unparalleled. Even though this girl had eaten four-fifths of the entire Xiaoxi Dessert Shop less than two hours ago, she could still sweep the table at noon, and she also did it by the way. A table full of newspapers was eaten, but the plates at home were spared this time. Sandora said unprecedentedly that there was no need for snacks this time.
Qianqian is still toying with her v. It seems that this enthusiasm will not subside in three or two days. It is said that she has approved the opening of several educational editions, including the human education edition, the ghost education edition, the orc education edition and the prenatal education edition. , obviously this girl’s impression of the classification method of the education channel is very different from the normal world view, so I had to spend a lot of effort to get her to remove the religious section from the education channel. She is also recruiting a large number of professional reporters, hosts, directors, entertainment experts and other talents that may be used by various media. Looking at the large talent formation plan printed out by Qian Qian, I think this girl looks quite good this time. Professional, at least the order of actions she took to recruit people in advance was correct. But one thing I am curious about is why she recruited an entire fleet of federal navy for the entertainment channel...
"It's like this. They plan to make a movie," Qian Qian Te happily explained to me. "It tells the story of human beings bravely fighting against evil alien invaders. Now let's cast the male lead to the male lead. We have fully recruited No. 10,000, and when the time comes, we will borrow a bunch of crooked abominations from Sylvanas to act as alien invaders."
...Using real troops to act in a war movie, I immediately felt that this might be a major production with unprecedented response. Is Qianqian, a guy who always serves as the mascot at home, finally planning to become a blockbuster?
This idea lasted for a few minutes, and collapsed after I saw Qianqian's script, because it was difficult for me to understand that if the evil alien invaders were killed in the fifth minute of the movie, the remaining more than 100,000 federal soldiers would What else can we do in the next one hundred and ten minutes...
Qian Qian also had an explanation for this: "There should be some acting. When I have time, I will make up some more. If I can't make it up, I can still use it as ammunition - and there are so many actors, it should take some time to just list the cast!"
In the shallow world view, the cast list needs to be careful and detailed. I think I understand why she wants to recruit 100,000 federal soldiers...
It's hard to say whether Qian Qian's movie will be filmed, because with my sister watching, this girl's whimsical ideas that are too out of the ordinary will probably be shot, but it doesn't rule out that my sister may occasionally be shady, well, I can't control it, just let them do it. Anyway, the 100,000 federal navy is absolutely happy to have such a long vacation in the empire for nothing, just as a benefit to the servants who fight for the empire.
Lilina did not get involved in such interesting things this time. She had been with Dingdang for the past two days. The master and servant mysteriously locked themselves in the room to study some very suspicious things. Sometimes they would go Shadow City, they stayed in the Temple of the World Tree for most of the day, and I don’t know what fun they have. I think Dingdang may be preparing for the next make-up exam in Creation, because someone recently reported that in the World Tree Small cosmic fur balls and pink Cerberus were found near the temple. It is difficult to say whether these strange new creatures were created by Lilina and Ding Dong.
"Hula -", a sound of flapping wings came, and a small black and white figure slid from near the ceiling, and then sat steadily. The chandelier in the living room was dangling. It turned out to be a mercury lamp. Fortunately, I had one at home. The hard-working ghost maid, even the chandelier ceiling, a place that almost no one cleans every day, was wiped spotless. Otherwise, such a reckless move of the mercury lamp would definitely make the living room full of smoke. I waved to her, little doll. He quickly looked down with an impatient expression. This guy's expression was completely deceptive.
The little guy is in a good mood today, and you can even see the corners of her mouth curling up occasionally. This is hard to see on this doll who is always very bad-tempered. People can't help but wonder if she and Lilina have been together recently. What a great victory was achieved in the battle.
Now I can’t remember when this extremely irritable doll girl became so obedient. I only know that although Mercury Lamp is still cold-faced and bad-tempered, she has become a member of the family’s cute lolita group. She was much more obedient than Lilina. I took the little doll girl off my shoulders, put my hands under her ribs, and said, "What's wrong? Are you in such a good mood today?"
The mercury lamp suddenly became furious. While forcefully opening my arm, he tried to turn his head and tried to bite. He kept making threatening sounds in his mouth, just like an angry kitten. Sure enough, no matter how many times he came, it was so interesting. The guy who gets completely out of his element whenever he's lifted high.
"Put me down! You rude guy! How many times do you want me to say this! Don't tease others like children! Damn it...bastard, damn, idiot! There will be no end!" Although the doll girl has brute strength, But compared with someone, it was obviously not good enough, so I could only curse and punch the air. I felt happy in my heart. I felt that the bad mood caused by a certain tengu girl and reckless Kohaku had improved by half in an instant. So he simply held up the little doll and swayed it: "The doll must look like a doll!"
"Who are you calling a doll? Who are you calling a doll? Who are you calling a doll!" Mercury lamp almost jumped out of control and twisted my arm hard. "I am a noble rose girl. Don't compare such high-end dolls with low-level things like dolls." It’s all mixed up! How many times do you have to tell me, don’t always raise your head nervously and suddenly!”
"Haha, what's the difference? It can be used as a pillow anyway." I was completely amused by this little girl who made three-part complaints when she was excited. I also thought that whenever this guy got into trouble, he would take the initiative to use it as a pillow to ask for leniency. He had a funny habit and was immediately overjoyed, but...as soon as he said this sentence, the surrounding atmosphere seemed to be wrong.
There was a "crack", like the sound of something finally breaking, and then the rose girl in her hand suddenly spread her wings: "You stupid human being is so terrible!!"
Oops, that's too much teasing.
Three minutes later, I was sitting on the remains of the sofa, picking chicken feathers from my body, and sitting on my shoulder was the still fuming doll girl, who pulled out my hair in the name of helping to pick chicken feathers: Actually, there is one thing that makes people very curious, If this girl is really angry, why is she still sitting on the shoulders of her enemy?
"It's your own fault and you won't survive - this piece of wood is simply because I've been too busy these days."
Miss Lin made such a high-level evaluation of our interaction.
"It turns out that Zhenhong and the others are coming to play at home," I lifted the shoulder where the mercury lamp was sitting, "Yes, you haven't seen each other for more than a month this time, are you very happy?"
"Who's happy? Those little girls can't come to watch movies." Mercury Lamp kicked me angrily, "I'm going to take them to see Titan Mercury Lamp tomorrow. Do you have any objections?"
Showing off is the original sin of children - by the way, is Chairman Shui, who is hundreds of years old, still considered a child?
"While the master was away, Miss Zhenhong and several other rose girls came to the house several times to look for her," Anweina leaned over and whispered, "They left a few letters after they found out that the little master of the mercury lamp was not there."
When we heard this, our eyebrows lit up with smiles, so that's what it was like. Why did I keep seeing Mercury Lamp secretly reading something in the past two days? I spent a long time reading letters from my sisters. It's really surprising that the life-and-death rivals back then are so harmonious now. , and I don’t know what kind of letters those rose girls wrote to their sisters.
Mercury Lamp, who still finds it difficult to finish writing a long letter, didn't know whether he was under great pressure when he saw those notes.
Just when I was having a pleasant exchange of father-daughter feelings with mercury lamp and you were listening seriously, a panicked scream of a girl suddenly came from not far away, which suddenly attracted the attention of everyone in the living room: "Wow! No, someone come and help me quickly!”
I turned around in shock, and the scene in front of me made me gasp. It turned out that the voice was made by Ciruno. This idiot somehow managed to provoke Xiao Xiao, who was playing puzzles with Ji Shanshan, and suddenly aroused the latter's interest. , now Xiaozheng is hanging on Cirno's back, biting the opponent's frontmost ice wing hard and refusing to let go. Cirno can't hit or shake it off, and a little girl hanging behind her jumps up and down. He couldn't stop shouting, of course he wouldn't be fooled by this technique: together with Ding Dong and Mercury Lamp, he can be called the cute trio of steel teeth in the family, and he is also the role of steel teeth like the leader of the party. Xiao Xiao's bite force is amazing, even though As Ciruno jumped up and down and was thrown around in the air, Xiao Ke had no intention of letting go, and the two of them just competed.
Ji Xianxuan, who was supposed to be the first one to stop the little nanny, not only did not step forward to fight, but instead cheered for a certain naive young body host nearby. She was so happy that in the end she even stopped. He took out a shield and a sword from the king's treasury, and sang a war song from the Sumerian era...
She was finally seeing the second unlucky person other than herself being tormented by the little princess, and she was so happy that she was so happy: You know that at home, the little girl is usually a pistachio with less than 5 combat power, and basically anyone can tease her, then The girl will not be upset, but she, the legendary ancient queen Ji Xianxiao, has become the little princess's playmate, pillow, nanny, maid, wet nurse and mobile bottle. Not only must she take care of her carefully, but she must also provide the little princess with sparkling milk at any time. Toy, what a grievance this is. How can she not be happy now that she sees Cirno being haunted by the same terrible rampage as she was then?
This effect is equivalent to when you are caught cheating in the exam room by the teacher. When you are called to the office, you look up and see that your best friend in the back seat is being scolded like your grandson. You will immediately feel more balanced in your heart: Although you may not be saved, at least you will be saved. Do you know that there is another person who is as hopeless as you...
"Help! Help! Woohoo, this lady is very powerful! Don't bully me!" Cirno was so scared that she ran around because the defense components of the Xiling host will instinctively attack those near the body that exceed the limit. The energy was suppressing it, but now she couldn't even breathe out a breath of cold air, let alone resist. In the end, this guy was even bitten and cried, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! I want to go home! I want to go home..."
I'm sure it didn't hurt when this guy's ice wing was bitten. She was just frightened: she thought Xiao Zhan had eaten her.
"If I were you, I would just give her my wings." Seeing how pitiful Cirno was, I couldn't help but step forward and pat her on the head, "That thing is shiny, it won't hurt if I bite it a little." Relaxed."
"As long as you have wings, you won't eat me?" Cirno glanced at me with tears in her eyes, then turned to look at Xiao Xiao who was holding the ice wings and crunching them. She quickly threw down the three pairs of ice crystals with a trembling shoulder. Xiao immediately ran back with the pile of trophies and held up an ice crystal to Ji Shanshan: "Guacridine!"
Is this a thank you gift to Zhan?
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