Chapter 924 The Cheating Gossip Tengu

Chapter 924: The Cheating Gossip Tengu

The three-headed mercury lanterns are a group of strange little guys with many incredible abilities and behavior patterns. They often appear in groups near Imperial Academy, and sometimes there will be a single one of these little guys running around outside. Running around, they have many different costumes, ranging from housemaids to jungle special forces-type equipment. However, no matter what kind of three-headed mercury lamp they are, one thing is the same, that is, they are always busy. Busy look. Everyone in the Shadow City knows about this group of strange little people, but not many people really understand them. Most people only know that the three-headed mercury lantern is inextricably linked to the empire, and that the little princess of the empire is the main character. Dolls made from prototypes - so the civilians in Shadow City basically think that these little things may be mechanical servants or playmates used by royal members. To a certain extent, this is not wrong.

The three-headed dolls who are active in the college area usually have a variety of jobs, such as taking care of the school's flower beds and lawns, pruning branches for trees, cleaning roads, repairing facilities, cleaning windows, and you can even see them using big He quickly ran out of the campus supermarket with a small shopping basket on his head and got into Misaka's dormitory. It is said that some people saw that the college would be patrolled by fully armed three-headed mercury lamps at night. These half-meter The tall little doll holds a mini lightsaber and a psionic beam rifle that look like fruit knives, and is covered with micro-space explosive bombs. It jumps around the school and patrols the school, specifically to attack the old people who stick to the outside walls of the school in the dark. Chinese medicine practitioners and those who forged certificates. Before the advent of the mercury lamp with three heads, the night patrol work in the college area was usually carried out by the school teachers, usually imperial commanders or heroic spirits, and the student union cadres. Based on these points, some people in Shadow City speculate that these three-headed cute dolls may be a new generation of multi-functional robots newly manufactured by the empire. Their job task is to maintain the normal operation of the city within a certain range and gradually replace those with blunt shapes. Octopus self-discipline machine, one day in the future Shadow City will be filled with these three-headed dolls, filling all public service positions in the entire city...

In addition, there are many conjectures about these little dolls, and there are even urban ghost stories. For example, one urban ghost story mentioned that all three-headed dolls have a common leader, which is a giant man with a height of 100 meters. Robot, the purpose of this giant robot is to rule the city, and the three-headed legion that has invaded various positions in the college area and replaced the original faculty and staff is the vanguard sent by this giant robot. Of course, some people suspect that they are special models. Imperial soldiers, but that speculation is even more nonsense, and almost no one believes it - sending such a small thing to the battlefield to kill the enemy cutely?

In the eyes of the civilians of Shadow City, the impression left by the three-headed mercury lanterns was on them.

But no matter what the guess is, there is at least one thing that everyone in Shadow City agrees on: the three-headed mercury lanterns are extremely cunning when sneaking around everywhere. Their weird behavior and wide variety of rare props are very troublesome... Especially the latter.

The three-headed mercury lamp that jumped out in front saw me and Sandora. Instead of happily coming over to make out with me like the other little dolls, she let out a scream, turned around and was about to run away before I could react. , she took out a small floating board-like thing from her pocket. That thing was one of the many rare props of the Three-Headed Body Corps. It was called the Light Speed ​​Skateboard. It was developed by the Misakas themselves and given to them by the Three-Headed Body. The mercury lanterns are equipped with extremely high burst speed and short-distance jump ability, and will be separated by the space anchor point after being stepped on, so that they are not affected by acceleration and inertia, allowing small and light three-headed people to I didn’t want to fall off the high-speed maneuvering skateboard. When I saw that the other party had even taken out this kind of thing, of course I knew she was going to run away, so I immediately rushed towards her, breaking the sound barrier in an instant, and caught her before the other party started the skateboard. belt.

All mercury lamps, whether original or mass-produced, can be easily lifted up by grabbing the belt, and then their little arms and legs are no longer useful. This is the experience I have accumulated over a long period of time - of course , not counting that 100-meter-tall Titan mercury lamp, every single belt buckle is taller than me.

"Let go! Let go! It's disgusting!" The 60-year-old doll Mercury Danced and kicked in the air. Unfortunately, she was not as long as my arms from head to toe. She couldn't resist at all, and since it was her brother who was grabbing her, it was obvious that this It was impossible for the little guy to continue using those dangerous props, so all she could do was make cute protests.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, I quickly reached out and snatched the large roll of printing paper from the three-headed doll's hand, and then placed the latter on the ground.

"Give it back to me! Give it back to me!" The three-headed doll, which was only as high as a person's knees, was jumping desperately while trying to climb up my body with its poor little arms and legs, but I could hold it down steadily with just one hand. Keep this little one in mind: That funny big head is too easy to attack, "Give it back to me quickly! Onii-sama won't like this! The ordinary wild girl Mercury Lamp yelled guiltily."

Ordinary... wild girl mercury lamp? !

By the way, how many models are there of these weird dolls? Are they, like leaders of relevant departments, experts and scholars, all three paragraphs starting from the second line of their business cards containing titles?

No matter how hard such a small, three-headed doll protested—of course, to be precise, no matter how much the Misaka sister who was controlling her behind her protested—I had already focused on the paper I snatched from the opponent’s hand. Volume, and then, a line of large font headlines jumped in front of my eyes: Daily News - Temporary Supplement"

Immediately, just like Sandora just now, I felt a chill all over my body. Okay, it seems that I know what this bad premonition is about, but what is the reason for the devilish efficiency of that tengu?

I opened the newspaper with a feeling of mourning for my heir, and sure enough, the headline on the first page was a color photo that took up the entire page. It was a photo of Sandora and I, surrounded by a frame of roses.

The title of the photo is: "Two heads of state kiss passionately in the street as no one else is watching." There is a line of annotation under the photo that reads: The two imperial mistresses are missing. Our reporter was ordered in advance to strictly prohibit following the incident.

Then the following is exactly what Wenwen promised, no text...

"It was a huge mistake not to turn that tengu into spicy chicken wings just now."

After crumpling this deceitful newspaper into a ball, I felt that my expression should be similar to that of Hitler in 1945. Sandora next to me had just seen the color plate picture of the newspaper, and her expression was very subtle.

"Ah, the newspaper is gone. The ordinary wild girl Mercury Lamp squatted on the ground in frustration, trying to be cute to attract the attention of her brother." The Q-version Mercury Lamp doll that had been stuck to his leg mumbled and squatted on the ground. The big head hung down feebly.

I picked up this little guy and raised it in the air: "Tell me, what are you going to do with this thing?"

"Post it on the newspaper! The ordinary wild girl Mercury Lamp said confidently."

The mini-doll has his hands on his hips and a very serious expression.

If being cute can make a living, I think these little ones can help at least half of the population in Africa to have enough food and clothing.

Although I felt a bit dumbfounded, these little ones couldn't be beaten or scolded, so I could only flick them on the head a few times, not lightly or hard, and let her go back and tell others not to join in the fun, and then let this guy leave. The mini-doll was obviously afraid of being punished. As soon as it landed, it let out a cheer and jumped up and down towards the iron fence of the school. It seemed that it was planning to take a shortcut home. Sandora and I then watched helplessly. The fool got stuck in a gap in the fence: his head was too big.

"How come they still have this problem after such a long time?" Sandora put her hands on her forehead and wondered whether she should laugh or cry. "Is this a problem with the Misakas or is Mercury Lamp just a fool at heart?"

I think it should be the latter. Even though the mercury lamp usually looks great, that guy is usually very careless. When he is flying around the house, he will knock himself into pieces every now and then. So with her, It should be normal for the three-headed mercury lamps that are related to each other to have the same frizzy side.

But the unlucky Q doll didn't get stuck for too long. Soon, several identical three-headed mercury lamps ran out of the school and stabbed the unlucky guy off with bamboo poles.

Use a bamboo pole to poke it down!

"It looks like they are very skilled." Sandora said.

I nodded heavily: "I remembered, Misaka 12590 told me about this situation before. There is indeed a group of mass-produced mercury lamps that are responsible for rescuing other mass-produced mercury lamps, because those little guys have a kind of love in their hearts. Even the Misakas, who are the controllers, are unable to suppress this tendency of crawling into narrow places. At the time of the Great Nebula, the three-headed bodies were often stuck in the ventilation ducts of the battleship, so in the end they were We simply set up a group of emergency rescue teams to take out the trapped sisters..."

The little trouble caused by the three-headed doll is over. The most important thing now is to quickly catch the ghostly Tengu girl. Neither Sandora nor I expected that Wenwen had such terrifying work efficiency and lower limit. , it took her half a day to add the photo of Sandora and I to today’s supplement, and it also included such a speechless title and annotation: At first, I thought it was just a title and annotation. Even the gossip Tengu can't make any trouble. Now it turns out that I completely overestimated that guy's moral index. The first thing you have to do when you see Tengu in the future is to grab her camera and smash it to pieces and then keep it. Call the police from a safe distance of 500 meters. During this period, absolutely do not talk to Ya, otherwise every character you say, including punctuation marks, will sooner or later become the trigger for a fight between Chu and Han between you and your wife.

Shemei Maruwen is running around the world every day, and she is extremely fast and has no fixed foothold, so it is a bit troublesome to find her. In addition, Sandora and I don't want to use the Intelligence Department and Imperial soldiers for this matter: after all, in In Shandora's eyes, no matter how annoying this matter was, it was just a little girl being naughty, and using soldiers to solve the problem was a bit too much. Fortunately, even without using imperial soldiers, there is still a way to find Guan Xiwen, and even Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived: Reimu Danghuang came from across the street.

The black-haired girl with a lazy expression was wandering on the street, wearing her signature armpit-baring miko uniform. Of course, she also had the armband of the Shadow City urban management officer on her arm. The big bow was swaying feebly, as if with herself. The master seemed ready to fall asleep at any time, and today's Reimu was a little different from usual: the miko uniform she wore turned blue and white.

"Hey, Reimu!" ​​I greeted the other party happily, "1 failed again?"

I know Reimu who wears blue and white clothes. As long as he dies in 1 game, the color of his clothes will change after 2 games...

"1Your sister," Reimu yawned and rolled his eyes at me, "I really couldn't find a change of clothes, so I had to wear this one first. Really, Ibuki's horns had just grown, and she said she wanted to do it. Nursing, Cirno was tricked by you into using her as a refrigerator, Marisa is completely unreliable, and you can’t even find a person to do laundry..."

I was stunned: This unscrupulous miko is too lazy to be a little out of the circle? Ya usually doesn't even wash your clothes?

"Of course it's not that I don't wash clothes," Reimu said, waving his hands, "It's just that I've been really busy recently - the exchange of residents between Gensokyo and Avalon has started. There are new people coming from Gensokyo, and there are some monsters. I have to go home and have a look, busy registering names every day is a hassle...ah, it's such a headache, can't they just stop getting lost, they're not children."

Simplifying the job of the number one person in charge of Gensokyo to just registering a few names and still being so lazy and unwilling to move, does this guy really know what professional ethics is?

"What is professional ethics? Can it be used as food or money?" Lingmeng shook his head and asked, "By the way, is something wrong? If nothing happens, I have to continue patrolling. After walking this block quickly, I should go back and take a nap. ”

"Go and catch that tengu." I thought of the unfortunate newspaper and couldn't help but gnash my teeth with anger.

"Ah? You're not talking about Shemeiwanwen?" Reimu's sleepy eyes brightened slightly, "Why did she offend you?"

This guy is so lazy that he doesn't even read the newspaper. It's just too good to be true.

"Oh, in short, is that guy finally bold enough to attack me?" After listening to Shandora and I's explanation, Lingmeng immediately nodded clearly and held out two fingers to us with a smile, "That's the case This guy really needs to be taught a lesson, but... this is not within the scope of the urban management's responsibilities? There will be an extra charge!"

In fact, I was very curious about the use of Hakurei Reimu who, as a member of the establishment, could spend unlimited money in the military zone, asking for money, but greed for money seemed to have become this guy's genetic component, so I didn't hesitate to tell her on the spot. She promised that as long as she could catch the guy before Wenwen distributed more newspapers and ordered him to correct his previous reports, her monthly salary and bonus would be increased tenfold.

I believe this is not difficult. Reimu’s name as the God of Urban Management is not for nothing. Even a cruel thing like Sicaro can make her block the entrance of an alley several times in a row. I don’t believe that a tengu can resist this. Damn it, and because Wenwen's printing factory is in the academy area, her first batch of newspapers is always delivered to the school for free to the Misakas, so the newspaper in the hands of the three-headed doll just now may be the first batch to be released. , coupled with the habit that Edison has developed since Gensokyo, she always uses her super speed to personally distribute newspapers, so as long as Reimu acts in time, it is still easy to recover the Tengu and the newspapers.

Then the yellow light broke through the sky and went away...

Sandora and I thought that this matter should be fine now, so we played outside for a while and got up to go home around noon, but it turns out that fate is really screwed up sometimes.

When we returned home, we were directly teleported to the living room. Normally at this time, everyone should be busy doing their own things in their respective rooms or hanging out. Only Anweina and Saeko should be busy in the living room, but today is a huge Exception, almost everyone in the living room is ready, including Lin Xue who should have gone home long ago and An Weina who should be cooking. The whole family is gathered around the center of the living room to study something attentively, even Sandora and I. His sudden appearance did not attract the attention of the group of people who had joined the party. I glanced forward curiously and burst into tears.

…Nah, there’s an entire table of Wenwen Daily that’s one and a half meters high! !

Reimu was sitting on the pile of newspapers, shaking her head triumphantly, the bow on her head swinging back and forth with her movements. This guy was vividly telling everyone about the unlucky Tengu Shemeimaru who subverted public opinion and did not abide by air traffic rules. Being chased and intercepted by more than a dozen urban management officials, because she was sitting relatively high, she was the first to spot Sandora and me, and immediately greeted us cheerfully: "Ah! Boss! Boss lady, you are here - Suspect The person has been caught, and all the stolen goods have been collected and brought to you, look!"

As Reimu spoke, he pointed at the bottom of his butt. Not only was there a mountain of newspapers, there was also a tearful black-haired girl under the newspapers. It was Guan Xiwen who had been violently enforced by Reimu.

"Woo hoo... my camera... my newspaper..."

The Tengu girl burst into tears.

After asking, I found out that Reimu, a violent guy, had not only confiscated all of Semei Maru's newspapers, but also brutally broke the camera that he regarded as a treasure. It turned out that the camera was actually a treasure, a high-tech product of the kappas. , the functions are ridiculous. Not only can it take photos, but it can also fire magic cannons, form a protective shield, make phone calls, bake pancakes, generate electricity, create artificial rainfall, summon dragons, transform into Ultraman, and make Monkey King reveal his true form - -Although there may be strange things mixed in, it is basically such a ferocious baby, but now it has been blown into pieces by Reimu with the righteous nether energy mine, and it is spread on the ground. Xiaohe Ji Shanshan is using it enthusiastically They make puzzles.

Faced with this situation, Semeimaru Wen would of course burst into tears, but...looking at the newspapers one sister and the others had in hand, I felt that it was me who should be crying!

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