Chapter 1602: The Aqua Regia Thrown by the Married Man

The lively party is still going on. During this rare one-day holiday, even the most rigid Imperial soldiers will relax a little. Starry Protoss or Huron Protoss can be seen gathering everywhere in the huge square. Occasionally, There will also be Xiling Apostles with more lively personalities mixed in. The Gods are mainly responsible for heating up the atmosphere, while the Xiling Apostles are responsible for keeping the atmosphere quiet. The two sides cooperate tacitly... Just listen carefully.

And our family was the liveliest group at the scene. Anyway, with Shandora, the queen who never has enough to eat, and Xiaoxue, the gang of naughty kids who never have time to relax, any gathering will last forever unless the time comes and the group naturally breaks up. Make a fuss until the end of the world. A bunch of naughty children are running around collecting strange things to play with. There are gadgets given by the uncles and aunts of the gods, mysterious objects found in the corners of the celestial city, and some teleported to the lower continent. The flowers and plants picked up, anything can make those kids happy for a long time, while Sandora is responsible for roasting and eating all the weird things, and Lin is still responsible for being the grill...

We all know that the space where the Celestial City is located actually has more than just this building complex. It is composed of three parts. One part is the city in the sky where we are, which can be said to be the "top of the sky" here. The mortal group in this space It is also used to call this place the God Realm (what they think of as the God Realm). It is the current home of the apostles on the mysterious side of the empire. The second part is the Dragon Kingdom, which is close to the Celestial City. It is a large group of mountains suspended in the clouds. The entire country is shrouded in a layer of clouds and mist, and the peculiar spatial structure makes it inaccessible. There is a sky avenue that directly passes through the clouds and mist to connect to the dragon kingdom. In addition, only the Dragon Clan itself and the Xiling Apostles have the authority to enter from other places in the barrier. The guardian dragons of the Fifteen Heavens District all lived there, but the giant dragons often visited the Celestial City; the third part is It is a place where ordinary races live, that is, the hometown of a large group of old acquaintances such as Sakina and the Crow God Sect. The planet was shrouded in a large strange space structure due to the disintegration catastrophe of the Fifteen Sky Zone in the past. However, now the empire has repaired all dangerous space structures (the harmless alien space is still retained), and the entire planet has become It is safe and stable. It is in the same space as the Celestial City and the Dragon Kingdom, but it is blocked by a special barrier. Only some recognized ordinary races can travel between the three "space layers" at will. I'm used to calling that place "the lower continent", which doesn't mean anything else. The main thing is that it's really "down there"...

But you will definitely not be able to land if you jump directly from Celestial City: the magical space structure will allow you to return to the dome of Celestial City, and then fall back to the place where you jumped. This spatial structure effectively protects the group of Xiling Angels. No matter how many times they fall down while walking, they will not fall out of the "outside of the sky". Ordinary people living in the lower world do not have to worry about two gods falling from the sky every now and then and destroying their bodies. The house was smashed.

And the naughty kids at home are now running around in the three realms - running around in the three realms in the true sense.

Little Bubble and Little Doll ran to drag Sakina and the others over, and also dragged several guardian dragons over for barbecue. Lilina suddenly ran to the lower world and dragged several regional bishops to express their gratitude to God. ——In fact, it was just a treat to have a meal and commend the outstanding employees, and the little crow stopped by to "come" to his own Crow God Sect. It's like irritating a bunch of believers. In fact, the silly bird just went to deliver barbecue: the little crow thought the food here was delicious, so he carried two tons of barbecue down to earth to distribute to his believers... Under normal circumstances, shouldn't believers offer meat to the gods? ? Why are we doing this all the other way around? A bunch of gods are busy treating their followers to dinner!

Anyway, it seemed that everyone was having a great time, everything was going as usual, as if nothing had happened. I was the only one staring at Bingtis in a daze. This atmosphere is wrong!

"Speaking of which... I've finally found someone, right?" Bingtis's thoughts were always flowing, making it impossible for anyone to figure it out. Just now, she confessed her love to me in the presence of all the senior leaders of the three tribes and went back to eat, but now this guy hurried to chat with me as if he suddenly reacted, without even wiping the oil from the corners of his mouth. Clean, "Chen, you are rich in experience. What do you think you should do when you are in love?"

I sighed silently, thinking to myself that this guy in front of me was so pure that it made people stunned. How could a female gangster who was so majestic on the battlefield be as simple as a little girl emotionally... Logically speaking, it shouldn't be the case. , Have you never eaten pork or seen pigs running? Sister Bing has thousands of mortals with thousands of civilizations and such long life experiences. If you turn around and take a look, you should see overwhelming practical cases.

"How can you understand by watching, haha, haha..." Bingtis scratched her hair in embarrassment. I suddenly guessed that the real reason why she ran to eat after confessing just now was probably not that she was free and easy, but that she didn't know what was going on. What to do in one step. You can tell what's going on by looking at the look on her face now, "Why do I feel blind when this suddenly happens to me? I used to think about what I should do if I have a boyfriend, but suddenly I found that this is not the case. , we don’t have to hold a battlefield wedding under the pressure of millions of troops, and no evil god will pop out to kidnap you and then make you run thousands of miles to kill demons and save your husband... The real world is so boring, and the plot I originally thought of is useless. .”

Me: "..." Is it true that being single for too long can lead to psychological distortion? Why do so many strange scenes appear in the love life of this female gangster! And what’s going on with this scary scene?

"Actually, it's nothing." I turned around and looked around. No one seemed to be coming to help me out, so I could only bite the bullet and explain to this emotionally stupid girl, "Let's just talk about the daily part, that is, two people living together. , spend time together, and occasionally quarrel to enhance the relationship. We live with daily necessities, joy, anger, sorrow and joy are life - whether it is shopping, eating, playing or going out for fun, as long as two people are together, they will be happy no matter what they do. In short, it is like this It’s a state, of course it’s not just this…well, I can’t go on.”

The more I talked, the weirder I felt, and I simply couldn’t go on: How could any normal couple in the world sit facing each other and discuss how to fall in love like me and Bingtis in such a serious manner! And one of them is giving lessons to another!

Bingtis listened very carefully and suddenly scratched his chin and became curious: "Hey, isn't this what we usually do?"

I was stunned when I heard it. Yes, isn't this what Bingtis usually does when he and he are together!

I suddenly understood why my sister lamented that Bingtis had special fighting power... When did this female gangster come into my life in such a natural way?

I was in a mess, but Bingtis had already started thinking: "What you said seems to be nothing special, but after our relationship is confirmed, there will definitely be some changes. By the way, will I have to give birth to you in the future? You sleep with me, every two days a week... um——"

I covered Bingtis's mouth and looked at the people coming and going, especially the scene of a bunch of naughty children. I felt cold sweat running down my heels: How dare this guy say anything?

Bingtis' mouth was covered by a pair of big hands and he couldn't make a sound. He could only reveal two bright blood-colored eyes that were spinning around. But she gave up resistance after struggling for two times, and simply lay down on my lap, and rubbed it twice with satisfaction. Her silver hair, which could almost cover her whole body, was spread wantonly on the ground. After the sound was turned off, the whole scene Gorgeous. She didn't feel like just lying like this was enough. After hesitating, she reached out and hooked my neck, bit my finger gently and asked me to take my hand away: "Phew, let me lie down for a while... let's start now." I have realized the benefits. At least I can lie on your body openly. If it were normal, I would definitely be kicked aside by Sandora. This is her throne, but look at how confident and confident I am now!"

Sandora was roasting steel bars not far away. Although she wasn't looking here, Her Majesty's hearing has always been very good. She said without looking back: "Don't get too carried away, I'm busy doing it." I have no time to care about you, and since you have been suppressing it for more than a year before you dare to speak, I will make an exception today and give you a preferential treatment. From now on, I will kick you when I should, who made you so cunning."

Bingtis stretched out his neck and yelled at Sandora: "Come if you have the ability! We can't fight enough, don't underestimate my territorial awareness!"

I looked dumbfounded as I looked at this female man who could look satisfied just lying on my lap. I felt like this was such a tough but surprisingly easy-to-understand guy. It would probably take her a long time to figure out how a normal couple should get along. ——Of course, there is also the possibility that I will never be able to figure it out for the rest of my life. Considering that I have never had a normal person around me, the second possibility is extremely high. But no matter what, I accepted this lover who was a bit beyond common sense with an astonishing tenacity. The next headache... should be how to adapt to Bingtis's strange behavior pattern and how to adapt to her. The weird atmosphere that comes after every mischief.

"It won't be long before the entire Star Territory will hear what happened today." I stroked Bingtis's terrifyingly long silver hair and whispered, "Then it will be really lively."

"It's okay. According to the rumors, I will beat up the best one. I promise that I won't say anything bad. No matter what, we are getting married at the top of the two tribes. It is considered an international incident at the least, and public opinion issues must be controlled," Bingtis said as he spoke , while squinting his eyes and looking at the brilliant dome of the celestial city, "I am not lacking in thoughtfulness. The first sister of the God Realm who has not been married for hundreds of millions of years has finally ushered in the spring. Those bastards may not know what they are talking about, but Don’t worry, I will do my job very properly..."

Me: "...I always feel like there's something wrong with your worldview, but since you've always been like this, I don't care."

At this time, I suddenly heard footsteps coming from behind me. I turned around and saw that it was Monina and Ilson, the brother and sister. They had mysterious smiles on their faces. Monina was standing behind Ilson. , using his brother as a shield in front of Bingtis, he said with a smile: "How about enjoying the world of two people?"

Bingtis raised his eyelids: "You know why you are here to cause trouble? Everyone else is hiding far away, why are you here?"

"Aha, everyone who knows the eldest sister wants to come over and congratulate her," Monina pointed around the square. Immediately, I noticed countless glances secretly drifting towards this direction. They were all a group of people who were ready to make a move but didn't dare to come forward. God Clan, "No one dares to come over, for fear that the eldest sister will be too shy and beat people to death, so we are here to congratulate you as representatives... Congratulations, eldest sister, your relationship is finally complete."

When Bingtis was so easy to talk to, she nodded happily: "Well, I'm actually in a good mood now. But it was also wise for those guys not to come and cause trouble. My time is precious. If you have anything else, please tell me quickly. ."

Ilson raised his hand and pointed in a certain direction: "Yes, you really don't want to check on Lord Kuvain? He has been beaten twice."

Me: "..." Hey, let me go, why did I forget that Bingtis's father was also there! In theory, this old man should be the first to pop out!

I will never forget what an amazing pair of parents Bingtis had. The Kuwain couple have been looking forward to their daughter getting married for hundreds of millions of years. The last time I went to Bingtis's house as a guest, I was almost pushed directly into the wedding hall by the crazy old couple, and now Bingtis finally The relationship is now complete, but why has Uncle Kuvain remained silent until now?

Bingtis also just remembered this (is it really the water that the married daughter threw out? Aqua regia is also water...), he immediately jumped up like a carp, dragged me and ran towards the edge of the square. When I got to the place, I finally knew what was going on: Dad Bing was being tied up with more than a dozen golden iron chains. He was tied to the ground and was as solid as a rice dumpling. There were more than 20 big-bodied and round-waisted people standing around him. The Star Realm God of War seemed to be in a state of suppression. No wonder the old man never showed up!

Bingtis suddenly exclaimed: "Dad, what's wrong with you? My mother suddenly came out just now? Who can tie you up like this?"

However, Uncle Kuvain seemed to be in some kind of sealed state. He struggled hard and opened his mouth, but there was no sound.

"I tied it up," a calm voice came from the side. It turned out to be Xing Chen. The boss of the Star Territory lowered his head and looked at Bing Daddy, who was struggling desperately. With a look of helplessness, "He heard what happened between you two, and he was so excited that even Soiret couldn't hold him down. I was afraid that he would cause trouble to you, so I tied him up first and added two layers of seals by the way. Why? , have you finished enjoying the world between two of you?"

I laughed dryly and scratched my face: "Why are you so serious? We are just confirming our relationship, and we are not getting married right away - so what, let's undo the seal quickly, the old man looks like he is about to get over it again."

"This girl Bingtis can enlighten me, I can't be too solemn." Xingchen smiled kindly, and smoothly untied the seals and chains on Uncle Kuvain, and the next second I saw a black shadow in front of me. Flashed by, followed by an off-key call: "Hey, my precious daughter! You are finally married... Wife, open your eyes and see, our daughter can still get married in this life..."

Bingtis pushed his father away while shouting: "Hey, what's wrong with you! Don't use this misleading way of speaking, okay? My mother is still alive. Hey, why are you crying?"

I broke into a cold sweat: "..."

Bing Daddy is a very good showman. Under his appearance like an aristocratic old gentleman, there is a funny heart hidden. I have known this for a long time, so I looked at this old and disrespectful old handsome guy (I guess it is okay to describe my future father-in-law like this) ? It should be no problem, anyway, Immortals don’t care about this) I’m not surprised at all when I’m jumping up and down, crying and laughing in front of my daughter, I’m just watching helplessly with Xingchen. Occasionally we look at each other in confusion.

But soon Xingchen couldn't calm down anymore, because Sheila was coming over with a subtle smile on her face.

"I feel like I learned a trick from my junior," the Void elder sister looked at Xing Chen with a smile, and the "junior" she mentioned was obviously a man who had been in trouble for thousands of years and once broke away from the group in anger. "Xingchen, I will no longer chase you to have children - I have decided to move to your house tomorrow. I will live here for eighteen million years so that your daughter will subconsciously think that she has two mothers. Then I won't believe it. You can still leave me!"

Xingchen's expression suddenly changed. When it comes to the degree of "die without a man", Bingtis really can't be ranked first. The real one is definitely the one in front of him who has not married him since this season's void cycle. The ultimate big sister who has gone out. This sister's character problems and weird world view have made even the Father and God of the Star Territory avoid her. But now it is very obvious - a new round of forced marriage plans is unfolding.

"Sheila, don't do this, you still have such a big family business to take care of..."

"That's nothing. Anyway, the children at home can do the job, let them watch. Moreover, when I chased you and escaped, the two of them ran all the way to the Void Zone and did not return home for more than three thousand years. Nothing happened to their respective families. What?"

Bingtis and I were both breaking out in a cold sweat. Sure enough, Ginger is still hotter than ever. In the eyes of ordinary people, I and Sister Bing may be considered a rare species among lovers, but in front of these two seniors, they were simply too young to be ridiculous. And I found that the dark goddess Sorafel was standing next to her, with a smile on her face. I was immediately more surprised than when I saw Sandora accepting Bingtis calmly: "Um, sister-in-law, why don't you say something? "

"What I want to say was said many years ago," Sorafel replied gently. "Those of us who have lived for a long time actually don't care about many things anymore. The important people are happy together more than anything else." Well, you are also an immortal species, and you will understand this mentality sooner or later."

I smacked my lips: "Your circle is really chaotic, really."

Bingtis slapped me on the back of the head: "What about others? Do you dare to go back and take your own child to count the mother?"

I sighed and squatted on the ground obediently, pretending that I didn't exist: "Oh, all the circles are quite messy, really."

The crowd continued to make noise until late at night in the capital city, and it was not completely quiet until midnight. When I led my family home, there were still a third of the people (mainly the gods) in the square making a fuss. But that doesn't have much to do with me anymore.

What I have to worry about now is another thing.

Three seconds ago, a female gangster kicked open the bedroom door, stood at the door holding her pillow and announced something with great momentum:

"Chen, I'm here to sleep with you!"