Chapter 1601: You Can’t Learn How a Female Man Thinks.

Bingtis was still holding a bamboo stick in her mouth. When she talked to me, her expression and tone were as natural as talking about the weather, but the content of her words was like a thunder: "Shall we get married?"

My first reaction was... no response, because there was too much information and I couldn't even respond! At that time, I was completely stunned, and only a few words were scrolling in my mind: Let’s get married... Let’s get married... Let’s get married... These few words were flashing across the screen like crazy in my brain. When Bingtis poked me with a bamboo stick to remind me not to be in a daze, all I said was: "Let's get married."

"Oh, you agreed? Okay, I'll go tell my dad." Bingtis nodded with satisfaction, clapped his hands and was about to stand up. At this time, I reacted from the thunder and quickly grabbed him. Her: "Wait a minute!! What did you just say?!"

"Let's get married." Bingtis stood up and dusted off the non-existent dust on his body. He raised his head and looked at me strangely. "Didn't you agree just now? Oh, it seems a bit too hasty to get married so soon. Then We can start by falling in love first..."

I finally recovered from my dizziness and noticed that the eyes of everyone around me had been focused here. Obviously, it was not just my auditory hallucination, what I heard was true! I jumped back nearly five meters in an instant, holding two strings of waists in my hands and making a defensive posture. I looked at Bingtis as if I were looking at something indescribable: "What kind of monster! How did you become like Bingtis?! "

Bingtis frowned and looked confused: "Are you crazy? This matter is very serious, okay!"

The problem is that you don’t look serious yourself! Shouldn't this kind of topic be brought up seriously and seriously when the atmosphere is getting thicker? Why did this female gangster say this while grabbing the bamboo skewers for barbecue and discussing what to eat tonight? How does this make me believe that this is a very serious matter... No, the key is not here, the key is which nerve of this female gangster is short-circuited and suddenly appears like this! Does she really know what she's talking about?

I felt like I was in a constant state of confusion. There was no sign of slowing down at all, and at this time, other people had already gathered around: Everyone present is either a god king or a true god, and everyone at the bottom is a demigod, so how can their hearing be covered? Not to mention that Bingtis always spoke with a loud voice and he didn't cover it up just now. Even if she came over and whispered, I'm sure everyone in the square could hear her. Those guys at the edge of the square in the distance didn't come over, but looking at the silence all around, I knew everyone had heard what was going on!

Bingtis, this famous female man in the three worlds, the mobile violence among the gods, the walking meteor hammer, the dead and ruthless rogue goddess that no man has dared to ask for in hundreds of millions of years. Just now, right here, I proposed to someone while biting a bamboo stick!

Shandora, Qianqian and Lin Xue were all at the scene, bringing with them a large group of people watching the fun at home and a bunch of idlers from the God Clan. In an instant, I was surrounded by water. Qianqian was the first one. It jumped over and bit me on my arm instantly. I could almost hear the sound of bones being worn. I immediately screamed: "Hey, don't bite! It's none of my business! I didn't say anything just now." !”

"No matter who started this situation, it's right to bite you first," Lin Xue walked up from behind with her arms crossed and a strange smile on her face. Looking at Qian Qian, who was still hanging on my arm, she shook her head slightly, "I just ate the hot sauce. I'm afraid you'll get angry, so I won't bite you for the time being."

I nodded: "Oh, thank you... No, please listen to my explanation! In fact, just now..."

"We were listening just now," Shandora waved her hand, handed me a large piece of barbecue and blocked my mouth. Then he looked at Bingtis with a strange expression, "You finally took action against the owner's dry food. I was still wondering when you would come back."

"Aren't you surprised?" Bingtis scratched his hair, "I thought you would come over immediately to fight. I have all my weapons ready."

Bingtis was surprised, I was even more surprised than her! Because I found that almost everyone around me had a matter-of-fact look on their faces, including Qianqian who hung on her arm for half a minute. After the girl finished her bite, she went back to flip through the roasted vegetables on the shelf, as if she had just taken this bite. It's just a statement, other people in the family have to chat. Some were eating, some were exchanging glances to show that there was something good to watch today, and some were just here to take a look and then turned around and went back to sleep. The naughty child Xiaoxue stood out the most. She waved to Bingtis with a smile and raised her fists in a cheering gesture... This atmosphere was not right.

Everyone did gather around. But most of them seemed to just come here to watch with the attitude of "Oh, it finally appeared? Hurry over and have a look." Some of them were curious and some were joining in the fun, but there were no expressions of surprise or disbelief!

At this time, he noticed that there were a lot of eyes in the square focusing on this side. Lin Xue suddenly raised his head and shouted around: "What are you looking at! I have never seen other people's parents being short-lived. I'm really curious to go back and find a partner myself!"

As a result, the sights around the square finally decreased a lot, and by this time Sandora had been looking at Bingtis for half a minute. Her Majesty the Queen looked up and down her long-time friend with great interest, as if she was discovering a new world. Even though the latter's determination as a female man was a bit unbearable: "Hey, what are you looking at? My orientation is very normal. Let me tell you, don't think that messing with me will stop me from having sex with your family. Together, my world view is beyond your imagination..."

I think this world view is indeed beyond the imagination of anyone.

"I just didn't expect you to figure it out on your own without being reminded by others," Sandora was not surprised at all by the situation in front of her. In other words, the only thing she was surprised about was that Bingtis would "figure out" something today. "Why did you suddenly wake up?"

Bingtis himself finally realized that the situation in front of him did not develop in the direction he imagined, and finally showed an awkward look: "This... I didn't know this! I just suddenly found that I like your dry food. What's wrong? ! If you don’t accept it, do it!”

"Wait a minute! The person involved hasn't expressed his opinion yet." I suddenly found that I had become the one ignored by everyone. I felt that if I didn't speak, I would be forgotten. "What's going on with your reaction? Why do you all seem to have expected it?"

"Because I really expected such a day," Lin Xue suddenly sighed quietly behind me, but I couldn't hear much of a sense of disappointment, more like she couldn't laugh or cry. "Forget it, that guy Bingtis... is pretty strong in everything else, but he is like an idiot when it comes to relationships. Since last year, we have been making private bets on when she would discover her feelings, but we didn't expect her His acting style is really...no one else can copy him anyway."

I looked around dumbfounded to make sure that Lin Xue was not out of his mind. The others were not joking about forming a group, but it was still difficult to accept this development method: "But your attitude shouldn't be like this. Why do I feel that I am the only one who is kept in the dark? You all have discussed it?"

Lin Xue patted me on the shoulder: "What else can you do? Don't forget how you deceived me. Sometimes fate can't be avoided at all. More importantly... look at the behavior of a certain naughty kid at the scene. Attitude, we knew it earlier than you, that naughty kid has already confessed."

I subconsciously looked up, and at a glance I saw Xiaoxue who was about to get into the crowd and escape!

Then I understood everything in an instant: This girl comes from the future. She has long known what Bingtis will be like in the future, but now it seems that except for the two of us, she doesn’t know. This naughty kid has already made peace with everyone in the family? !

In other words...everything that happened before my eyes was true?

Why didn't I notice any signs before?

"Then what are you going to do?" I realized for the first time that not having a normal person around me would bring so much pressure to myself, "Hey, why are you all leaving when I ask you questions... Sandora, you still want to do this now? Are you busy eating?"

"Keep eating, keep eating, it's not a big deal, just do whatever you have to do." As expected, the person who popped up at this time was Xiaoxue, a professional troublemaker. She didn't take her own father's emotional turmoil seriously. thing. Tian Da Di Da Big BBQ is the biggest, "Isn't this how it has been all these years? At best, my Bing mother chose to make things clear today - Dad, you can settle the rest."

Me: "..." Let me straighten out the yarn! I'm still confused!

But the others really dispersed like this. Even Shandora and the others just gave me a roll of their eyes and went back, leaving only Bingtis and me here messy in the wind, oh, too Not only the two of us, but my sister and the two big bosses from the God Clan didn't leave, but I felt like they stayed here specifically to watch me having fun.

By the way...what about the bloody storm that was promised? What about the promised grudges and grudges? What about the Shura field that is said to be non-human inside and outside? With your attitude like this, can you still have fun in the future? If nothing else, the plot in front of you can't continue, okay?

The situation now is obvious. That is, everyone in the family actually knew that Bingtis was going to happen sooner or later a long time ago (a shocking year ago!), and because it was a naughty kid in the future who revealed the truth, the family had no doubts at all. I have been watching the progress of the situation between us with interest, but what I still find difficult to understand is... Sandora and the others accepted it so calmly? Even if it is an "established fact" revealed by the naughty child in the future, from a normal perspective, this must be a major event on the level of family turmoil, right?

"Habits come naturally. That's why Bingtis is the real master," my sister suddenly said with a soft smile beside her. She saw it more clearly than anyone else. "Although he is an emotional fool, he is surprisingly very capable of fighting." . She used four years of getting along with her to make herself a natural part of this family. Although she didn’t say anything, she had already become a family member with a strong attitude. Even though everyone was surprised when Xiaoxue gave us the details. But she immediately felt that everything was quite normal. She was in this state with you and everyone a long time ago, and the only difference now is that she reacted to it herself."

At the end of the sentence, my sister sighed faintly: "He has a terrifying fighting spirit, but he is also a real emotional fool. How come we have such a treasure-level person in our family..."

"Is that so?" I scratched the back of my head, barely reorganizing my three views, while Bingtis across from me listened to us and blinked in confusion: "What did your sister say? Why did I listen to you? Don’t you understand? Does this have anything to do with fighting ability? Do you need to fight to fall in love?”

"Wait a minute!" At this moment, I suddenly felt blessed and finally realized the most important thing. I immediately interrupted Bingtis's nonsense. "Don't say anything yet, let me think about this!"

Maybe my voice was too loud, and other people who had already turned around also turned their heads. Dozens of curious eyes were all focused on me at once, which was very stressful. But I still said the second half of the sentence with a serious expression: "Bingtis, I'm sorry I have to sort it out, and I can't reply to you yet - give me some time, I'll be back soon."

Bingtis finally showed some girlish reserve at this time: "Oh, it's okay. If you don't agree, I can just choose the opportunity to push you forward."

Me: "..." Only the expression is more reserved and it doesn't matter! Why does this female gangster say nothing without sand?

But my attitude was still very serious, and I actually went to a quiet place to the side and lowered my head to meditate. Now many people at the scene were confused. After a while, Ilson was forced to come over to inquire about the situation. He sat next to me and bumped me twice with his shoulder: "They sent me here to confirm... You really don't agree?"

"I don't know, isn't this thinking?" I replied without looking back, "Let me think about it."

"My sister said that you are either being pretentious or sincere." Yiersen had no intention of leaving. Instead, he sat even more calmly. "The eldest sister is actually a good woman... Don't glare. If I wasn't like this, I would definitely say that she would be killed instantly by the eldest sister. But no matter how you put it, it is undeniable that the eldest sister is a flower in the divine world. I am a junior so I don’t know much about her. But even if I don’t know much about her, I know that this is the first time someone has heard of her. Confessing your love to others is such a precious opportunity, why are you hesitating? Didn’t those people in your family say anything?"

When I heard the words "the most beautiful flower in the world of gods", I wanted to ask if piranha is also a flower - but it would ruin the atmosphere so I didn't say it. When I opened my mouth, I said something serious: "I'm not being pretentious, I'm being cautious. It has nothing to do with whether Qianqian and the others agree. Bingtis is not joking. I have known her for several years and of course I can tell, so I have to Take it seriously, if a beautiful girl shows affection to you and immediately loses your mind, this is fooling, and I don’t want to fool her—nor myself.”

Erson's expression was a little surprised: "Yeah. My sister really got it right: she said that although you have several partners, you are actually a good person. A normal man would have nodded happily when he encountered this situation. , but you definitely need to compete with yourself for a long time."

Me: "...Thank you sister, but what happened to sending a good guy card remotely? Did I offend her?"

Ilson just giggled and said nothing. And I looked at Bingtis not far away, feeling that looking at her should make my mentality clearer, but soon I realized that it was better not to look at it: the heroine of the incident was known for her unrepeatable beauty. She was fighting for meat with a bunch of naughty children with a heartless attitude. She seemed to have forgotten what she had just confessed...

"Have you figured it out?" Yilsin saw the expression on my face and deliberately teased me.

I didn't say anything, just silently recalling all the days I spent with Bingtis, trying to control my mood little by little.

Nodding also requires courage. You have to confirm your sincerity. If you can't respond sincerely, you would rather shake your head and walk away. You need to be responsible for this matter. But I found a problem: before I confirmed my relationship with Shandora and the others, everything went smoothly, but when I faced Bingtis, the situation became more subtle. No matter how I recalled it, Bingtis always acted as a good friend. My mind was spinning.

I understand why this female gangster has been unable to find a partner for hundreds of millions of years, and everyone she knew eventually became friends with her!

But as I slowly calmed down, no longer thinking about what Bingtis was, and concentrating on thinking about how I felt about her, the impression of that tough guy finally began to fade away, and finally... settled into a Although her temper is a little weird, she has been with her through thick and thin for so many years, and she can be called a teacher and friend, a woman who has made a lot of contributions without being famous.

I feel like I can't be pretentious anymore.

So I strode to Bingtis and stretched out my hand to pull up the female gangster who was squatting on the ground and grabbing meat skewers with Xiaopaopao: "I have figured it out, and I will treat you well in the future..."

As a result, Bingtis turned his head and glanced at me: "What did you say? Oh, what happened just now, isn't it settled? It turns out that there are so many follow-up steps to find a partner?"

I:"……"

Can't this female gangster make the atmosphere more romantic? Moreover, there is a limit to lack of emotional experience and slow response, okay? How about you being so cute and cute!

"What an unprecedented confession," Sandora's voice came from behind. I turned around and saw Her Majesty the Queen looking at me with a meaningful smile. The pressure on me suddenly increased, "In front of Xi Ling, All the leaders of the Star Territory and Huron Gods and a bunch of high-level gods confessed their love in person, and then ran to eat without any consciousness. The whole process was in my presence... Ahjun, Ahjun, I'm with you. It’s inevitable to encounter strange and weird things together.”

"Now," I couldn't help but say, "right..."

"Don't apologize, don't apologize, otherwise it will look really bad." Sandora shook her head, "He is an acceptable guy, otherwise, do you think Lin Xue and I would nod? Bingtis is really amazing too. , knowing the truth that wealth should not go to outsiders, just let yourself become one of your own before confessing... Tsk tsk. But I still have to say, I am not heartless, things will depend on the situation, Bingtis I and others can accept it, but that doesn’t mean you can continue to mess around, do you understand?”

What else can I say at this time? I can do nothing but nod my head.

Speaking of such a serious matter, why does it seem like a farce now!