Chapter 1,431 Awakening
(It’s so painful to not be able to rest even though New Year’s Day is coming... If I asked for a leave, would you have traveled thousands of miles to hit me 233...)
We finally met the Blood Princess and Lord Dark Moon, but these two people were completely beyond everyone's expectations.
At first, no one would have thought that the person and cat we met in that small pine forest village were the two people at the top of the world. The honest and silly man was Lord Dark Moon, who was quirky and a little willful. The clever kitten is the Blood Princess. Even if someone had told me this just over half an hour ago, I would not have believed it - this unfolding is so amazing. But now that the facts are before everyone’s eyes, it’s up to us to believe it or not.
As the saying goes, sometimes life is indeed more exciting than stories.
The character of the Blood Princess is also quite surprising. I thought she would be a very difficult person to get along with, but soon I discovered that in addition to the awkward emoticon that everyone owed her five hundred yuan from time to time. Besides, this monster girl is actually quite easy to talk to. Faced with a group of outsiders with suspicious identities and unknown origins who had deceived her for a long time, she still told everyone many things frankly. Even I felt that she was a bit too candid: at least she should have asked a group of us about our true identities first. Bar?
But thinking about it, her reaction now is actually normal. First of all, our group came with Zoya. Even if the Blood Princess has doubts about everyone, she will not ask more questions rashly for the sake of a thousand-year old friend; secondly, and more importantly, One point: This monster girl is probably in a state of despair now. She doesn't care about anything anymore, and naturally she doesn't care about saying a few irrelevant words to a group of irrelevant people.
I could tell by the look in her eyes. It was a look that said she didn't have a good job for a few days, so she didn't care if she went to sleep on the railway. It's just that it's not herself who's living well in a few days, but a certain big man she's been missing.
"So. In fact, you and Silly Manzi have been in the above world for the past few years..." Zoya looked at her old friend with a complicated expression, "We even passed each other a few days ago - I was in Beijing at that time. Fortress!"
The Blood Princess shrugged: "Sorry, I know everything, but we just want to live quietly, so we haven't looked for you for six years. The last time we went to the North Fortress was because Brother Manzi subconsciously wanted to see how we were back then. A place where we finally get together...Hey! What are you doing?!"
The Blood Princess was talking to Zoya when she suddenly discovered that a few of us had arrived beside Lord Dark Moon and were pointing and studying the lifeless body lying on the ground, and she suddenly exclaimed.
Bingtis squatted next to the strong body like a little giant, with a faint golden glimmer in his eyes. He said without raising his head: "Study the degree of corrosion, formulate a treatment plan, and wake him up first, so that I can talk to you about the artifact."
At this moment, the Blood Princess was shocked as if she had just woken up from a dream, and then rushed over in a few steps: "Stop! You are not allowed to touch him!"
I waved my hand innocently to the monster girl who had already rushed in front of me: "We didn't touch him. We're not sure yet about the extent of the infection, so we won't do anything rashly."
The blood princess's red eyes stared fixedly at this side. Her expression had been a bit hazy since they first met, but now she seemed to be reacting belatedly. She grabbed Zoya's arm next to her: "Sonya! I haven't asked you yet! What is going on with these people? ? I met them in the above world, and they said they were travelers... How did you get to know these people and bring them here? "
I was immediately dumbfounded: "...Why did you remember to ask this? What did you do when we first met?"
The monster girl didn't look back: "I was confused just now and didn't think about it."
Me: "..." Okay, Bai was lamenting for a long time just now, right?
"Go and explain the situation to her." Bingtis casually waved his hand to Zoya, "We continue to study the treatment plan. This is a little troublesome... Two thousand years of continuous pollution, I am afraid it cannot be cleaned up by pure light. Okay. The expert diagnosis and treatment team must make a careful calculation."
Qian Qian knew nothing about these professional things, but she still enthusiastically made suggestions: "Should we still let Ajun use punches in the face?"
Bingtis pondered for a moment and nodded slightly. Seeing this, I could only stretch out my fist and swing it over the familiar face. Finally, I sighed in embarrassment: "Oh, this is harder to do than before. Don't do it." He said he was an acquaintance. Just beating up a guy who doesn't resist is stressful enough."
Bingtis patted me on the shoulder: "Don't be so pretentious, where is the energy you used to beat me back then! Take out that energy! Anyway, you are carrying Dingdang. Dingdang will be treating you later, so you just need to do it." Beat it hard, use both internal and external methods, and it should be cured in one course of treatment..."
Zoya originally wanted to drag the Blood Princess to the side to explain the situation, but the latter watched helplessly as the "treatment plan" we discussed became more and more weird. How could she be easily dragged away? Moreover, even Sister Facial Paralysis Dragon, who knew everyone's identities, began to observe us with strange eyes. Obviously, what Bingtis and I were discussing were different from the rescue method in Zoya's impression. This is normal. You send someone to the hospital to have the appendix removed. It would be a shame to see the attending doctor take out a Jedi lightsaber from his pocket...
The Blood Princess couldn't break away from Zoya's hand for a moment, so she could only glare at everyone: "You leave him immediately! No one is allowed to touch him until I figure out your identity!"
"I won't be able to explain it for a while, but in short we have a way to purify this so-called demonic power." Bingtis squatted on the ground and squinted at the cat-eared girl who had exploded her ears and tail, "If you insist I need an explanation. Then I can only say - we are the original owners of that artifact, and we are here to retrieve our own things and solve the various consequences caused by it. "
Bingtis directly told the truth. Of course the Blood Princess didn't believe it. The other party didn't even care about what Bingtis said. She just made a threatening sound from her throat. She stared at us while struggling. Wanting to break free from Zoya's grip: "Zoya, let go, these people are too weird, what are they going to do to Brother Manzi!? You... you stop, don't force me, once my animal nature breaks out, it will be difficult to control it." of!"
Miss Lin's bad temper suddenly came out. She deliberately glanced at the Blood Princess with provocative eyes: "Beast nature? Oh, by the way, monsters are said to be able to inspire their own beast power. But how can you, a cat, get the beast nature?"
The blood princess seems to have been hooked. When we first met, I thought this monster girl was very calm, but I didn't expect that she still had the temper of the psychic cat: her hair would explode when stimulated, and she was beaten by the eldest lady. After being so aroused, a deeper threatening sound suddenly came out from her throat, and finally she gritted her teeth and stared at this side: "Meow——"
It took me a long time to react before I realized that the animal nature she was talking about was this "meow".
Everyone was stunned, and after a long while, Bingtis waved his hands in a dumbfounded voice: "Okay, okay. We won't touch your barbarian brother for the time being. You should quickly understand the matter clearly with that little dragon girl. We don't have the patience to explain it to you again." ”
The Blood Princess looked at everyone doubtfully, and Zoya quickly seized the opportunity to drag her aside and start mumbling, while the rest of us looked on and smiled knowingly. Although the castle was eerie and lonely, somehow my mood gradually improved.
It probably also has something to do with the fact that the complicated history of this world has finally come to light. My messy mission is coming to an end, maybe: Knowing that the Blood Princess’s true face is like this, I feel like the artifact is already close at hand.
"Ajun, I think this blood princess is so powerful." Qianqian suddenly tugged on my sleeve, leaned over and muttered.
I was startled by the warm breath in my ears and eyes, and then I looked at Qianqian in surprise: "Where did you see how powerful you are? This cute guy who has such an animalistic temperament can only meow..."
"I didn't say she was great at fighting," Qianqian curled her lips, "I said she was really infatuated. For two thousand years, these sisters have stayed by the silly big man's side silently. Even in the last few years of their lives. She didn’t even intend to express her feelings. Did you see it? If we hadn’t come, she would have died as a cat in this dream with the silly guy. Fortunately, we didn’t come a few days late.”
Qian Qian's words also made others couldn't help but sigh. I silently looked at the monster girl who was talking to Zoya, and felt that if I had to choose one soul among the five people who saved the world (including a "goddess"), it would probably be this blood princess. Even though she looks so petite, even though she still gives me the impression of a little black cat, even though she was just described as "cute" by me. But to be fair, this monster girl's strength and her wisdom can still make people awe-inspiring. Finally, coupled with Qianqian's evaluation of the Blood Princess, I suddenly felt that even if I only knew the stories of those five people, my trip to this world was not in vain.
Zoya and the Blood Princess talked in whispers for more than ten minutes, and then the two of them came to an end and walked over. The way the monster girl looked at everyone was completely different from before. There might be a hint of awe for God in her eyes, but more of it was surprise and disbelief. When she came in front of everyone, she was just like Zoya at that time. The reaction was the same, and he could only hold back one word for a long time: "God?"
"Yes. Anyway, this is the image of God. Believe it or not," I knew from the look in her eyes that she was remembering the way we were doing nothing when we were having dinner at the stupid man's house. We were squatting in a circle in the yard and watching. Visca's behavior of counting ants must be very different from the image of God, and that scene also left a deep impression on the little black cat, so I threw my hands on the ground. "Also, even if you don't believe it, don't be rude to us. I'm not being rude. The main reason is that there is a God of Time among us who has just completed his promotion to godhood. Being disrespectful to God will easily lead to double divine punishment. That thing is a kind of our own A non-intelligent program that cannot be controlled by anyone, the silver dragon sister behind you has already been hacked once."
Zoya turned her head awkwardly: "Well, I've already told Lily about this."
The Blood Princess looked at a group of us in a daze, her eyes sliding over Qian Qian, Lin Xue, Bingtis and others in turn, recalling each one as if talking to herself: "You scratched my chin... You wiped your hands on me...you tricked me into eating spicy food...this is what you usually do...Is this really what God is like?"
I sighed: "I know that the artifact caused a lot of trouble in this world and made you have some prejudices against God, but this can really only be said to be an accident. The artifact itself is insured, but no amount of insurance can stop it. Some people are trying to die and forcibly dismantle the machine. In fact, the Gods themselves are not much different from you, and in most cases they are very easy to get along with."
Bingtis also chimed in next to him: "It's just that you can't be God if you have a bad temper. Most of the prayers of mortals sound like customer complaints. You blame the sky, your parents, the heaven, the earth and the sky, and sometimes you even complain directly. Most of the nerves in a god's body that can persist in this position must be so strong that they are close to terminal necrosis..."
Lin Xue and I couldn't help but look sideways at Bingtis. Is this female gangster really embarrassed to say that she has a good temper?
"That's not what I meant..." The Blood Princess didn't understand Bingtis's true face yet, so she just murmured to herself, "I didn't expect you guys to eat too... Don't gods not eat the fireworks of the world?"
I laughed and thought, I have never seen Sandora before, can you imagine the appetite of God? Shandora alone has increased the per capita appetite of the entire Xiling Divine System...
"Can we start treatment now?" I pointed at the silly big guy on the ground who was in a state of suspended animation (although he is Lord Dark Moon, I am still used to the name silly big guy). "Others in the castle are easy to say. We can just let Bingtis do a big dispersal later. But the infection of the silly big man has lasted for more than two thousand years and has penetrated deep into the soul. I'm afraid we have to use some big measures."
Speaking of this issue, the Blood Princess suddenly became very nervous: "Can it really be completely cured? That kind of demonic power..."
"Don't forget who made the artifact," Bingtis nodded proudly. "The abyss pollution we usually have to deal with is tens of thousands of times more serious than that on your two planets. The pollution in the artifact is just a small sample at best."
The Blood Princess swallowed, and her eyes suddenly became firm: "Do you need my help?"
I looked at the stupid guy's face as big as a millstone and waved my fist: "The treatment process is very rough, just close your eyes."
The Blood Princess finally cooperated. She immediately turned around and said, "Hurry up, then call me."
I no longer hesitated, adjusted my mentality and concentrated with ease, and punched the stupid guy: "The long-term pain is not as good as the short-term pain of a punch in the face!"
This should be the lowest level "patient" he has ever "treated" since he mastered the prodigal son's slap-in-the-face skill. The lowest person among the people awakened by this punch before was also a senior fallen apostle commander. When converted to the void ladder, he was at least an intermediate god. However, no matter how much the strength of the stupid big man changed, he was still limited to mortals. The abyss in his body The response was quite weak. But a detailed analysis of the specific situation: The abyss pollution on the silly guy is indeed weak in terms of equivalent, but the degree of pollution on him is extremely deep. Basically, he is now at the critical point between normal creatures and abyss creatures. The result of the severe distortion of his soul was that the weak abyssal power in his body became as troublesome as that of a high-level fallen apostle, and conventional purification methods did not work. The only thing that can save him is a slap in the face.
There was a muffled "bang" sound, and I felt as if my punch was hitting a stone. In order to avoid using too much force, I deliberately controlled the force of the punch to a very small level. But now judging from the feel, I seem to be still. I underestimated the strength of this stupid guy’s head...
However, the effect of the treatment has been achieved. Under some kind of purification effect that I still haven’t understood, the stupid guy returned to the ranks of normal creatures from that dangerous critical point. From now on, he will still carry the abyss pollution in his body. There are traces of it, just like those apostles of the abyss who have transformed back, but he no longer needs to worry about losing his mind.
Although I controlled the intensity of this punch. But the movement was still relatively loud, and the muffled sound of "bang" made the blood princess, who turned her back, couldn't help but tremble. She obviously wanted to look back but didn't dare to. Zoya next to her was dumbfounded as she watched the entire process of our "treatment". She immediately thought of herself and covered her face in horror: "Is this how the infection on my body was cured?"
Zoya was brought to us by Bingtis after she rashly entered the Demon Cave and was infected. Of course, she remembered that she had been contaminated. But before this moment, she had never wondered how the gods could dispel the demonic power - now she saw it.
I waved my hand to her in embarrassment: "Don't be nervous, this is the ultimate treatment plan. Your infection is not that serious, so Bingtis helped you purify it."
Zoya let out a sigh of relief, feeling relieved.
When the Blood Princess heard that the "treatment" was completed, she finally turned her head hesitantly. She saw that there seemed to be no problem with the stupid man lying on the ground, and she was initially relieved, and then suddenly exclaimed: "Hey, why is Brother Manzi's face swollen?"
Lin Xue turned her head away and squeezed out a few words through her teeth: "Sequelae... don't worry so much about it. Let's see the effect first and then wake him up."
"Oh." The Blood Princess nodded hurriedly, then rushed over and checked everywhere on the silly big guy. I saw her constantly releasing some small-scale spells. This should be to detect the abyss reaction and confirm that the abyss reaction is real. After disappearing, she was pleasantly surprised to release the large seal that was continuously operating in the room.
The shining runes all over the ground dimmed one by one, and the firebox inlaid on the wall automatically lit up "bang bang", replacing the runes and lighting up the entire room. A heavy deep breath came from the big stupid man's mouth and nose. This tower-like strong man took a deep breath as if he hadn't breathed for several years. At that time, I felt that the oxygen content of the whole room was declining...
The man who had been sleeping for several years slowly opened his eyes. The first thing he saw in his daze was the monster girl lying above him: "Uh, Lily? I had a very long dream last night, very special. It’s been a long dream... I seem to be dreaming about the days when I was hunting in the mountains again... Why does my face hurt so much?"
Then he slowly woke up and saw another large group of people in front of him.
"Ah, how did these people... come out of their dreams?!"