Chapter 1,244 If You Don’t Die, You Won’t Die.

The situation of my sister’s deification has basically been understood. How can I describe the whole incident? It’s a bit beyond my expectation. It seems that what happened at home in the past month has been ups and downs and complicated enough. If I hadn’t led someone on an expedition, In the world of Merova, this incident will probably cause a lot of trouble for itself. Of course, if I hadn't led anyone to go on an expedition, my sister's loss of control of her divine power probably wouldn't have happened.

I don’t know what happened to the people who replied “I pissed myself laughing” and “I laughed so hard” on onee-sama’s post, but I don’t think they need to worry about it. After several crazy accidents and operations over the past few years, Love Without Borders is now a very mature and sophisticated organization. In addition, in addition to imperial soldiers, most of the organization is drawn from the servant army. There are people who are good at dealing with such "abnormal situations", which gives Da Ai Wujiang a very strong and professional ability to deal with the aftermath. Those who were unlucky enough to be tricked have been properly arranged. Bingtis was still sighing. Fortunately, the reply did not say "laughing to death", otherwise the aftermath of the whole incident would have gone up two levels in an instant. But even though I didn’t laugh to death, the complexity of the matter at the time was enough to cause a headache, because it is said that there were more than ten replies on the home page of the post like this: Angrily grab the front row! You won’t get pregnant during intercourse…

Fortunately, it takes ten months for human beings to conceive. Fortunately, no signs of pregnancy will be revealed in a short period of time. Fortunately, Great Love has settled the whole incident in the first half of the month. Otherwise, my sister might have an "abortion messenger" this time. God's position...

This time the matter has something to do with "gods", and the most active person in the family is of course Lilina. This evil loli seems to be a severe religious paranoid, and she can enthusiastically get involved in anything related to religion. Now she has begun planning to establish a new religious department to track her sister's deification and make proper use of this deification resource. Just like what he did to the little crow.

"Speaking of which... if one more person is deified, a sect will be established. How will our family be in chaos in the end?"

I don't have any objections to Lilina's grand ambitions. On the contrary, this girl can solve my most troublesome problem. I'm still very supportive. But when I think about how many people in the future my whole family will be made into small wooden plaques and plaster figures, and three sticks of incense will be placed on the table in the morning and evening, I can't help but feel a chill from the depths of my soul: Do you think I can do it? Sooner or later, someone will make a photo of it and print it on the church’s small advertisement?

Even if you accept this setting, you still can't stand such chaos!

"This is inevitable. How can you be a god if you are afraid of trouble." Lilina sat in front of the coffee table with a serious look on her face. She didn't know when there were already stacks of files almost as high as her on both sides, and she was playing with her own data terminal in her hand. , "Think about the Roman Pantheon. There are so many gods and goddesses packed into a small patch of land on the earth, and each god has an independent worship system. What's more, we have so many true gods here, and you still have such a large territory. . It is optimistically estimated that sooner or later the empire will establish a department similar to the Pantheon, which will be responsible for the overall planning of the sects and beliefs of the Xiling God System - just like what the Pope is doing now. However, the Pantheon has not yet Established, and there are not so many Xiling gods to deal with, so let me solve it alone for the time being."

"Um... it sounds like a big project..." I was leisurely fascinated by the prospects described by Lilina. The glorious future of the Xiling God System seemed to have appeared before my eyes. Bingtis across from me was holding a hot water bottle. Looking here silently, he suddenly said: "What this little girl said is really right. Such a department is indeed needed to coordinate all the belief systems within the Protoss. We have a Pantheon in the Star Territory. This. But we all call it the household registration office. In addition, Pantheon sometimes does some temporary work on the street. After all, once the pantheon matures, the work that needs to be done every day will be very boring and simple. When there is nothing to do, Pantheon's People collectively go to the community to participate in voluntary labor..."

Me: "...Can't you just let my glorious brainstorming last a little longer?"

"I'm just giving you a vaccination in advance. God's daily life is not that great," Bingtis swayed back and forth on the sofa. Then he suddenly howled bitterly: "I'm depressed! I'm depressed!"

I didn’t expect that my aunt, the goddess, would also suffer from depression. But it’s understandable if you think about it. It’s impossible for anyone to be a one-month-old aunt without being depressed. When I think about this female gangster having such a day, why do I want to laugh so much?

But I watched Bingtis act recklessly there for a long time. An idea suddenly came to me: "I said... Bingtis, why don't you try to transform into that big lolita form? Aren't you bypassing the temptation of the curse?"

I believe everyone has not forgotten it. The rogue goddess Bingtis actually has a second form.

Bingtis was stunned. She had never thought of this. Then she saw the female gangster snap her fingers, and a blur of light mist enveloped her whole body. The mist of light shrank rapidly, and Bingtis's body also shrank rapidly. , the clothes on his body deformed like fluid. After a while, the goddess Yujie with an explosive figure disappeared in front of everyone, and was replaced by a beautiful big lolita with long hair that was dragged to the ground. The shadow of Bingtis could still be seen between this big lolita's eyebrows, but Just like the latter's appearance when she was a child, her gorgeous black evening dress has also been replaced by a black princess skirt, which is consistent with the current lolita form of this female gangster.

A big lolita with blood-red eyes, an arrogant expression but a small stature. The overall image is extremely cute.

The young version of Sister Bing jumped down from the sofa, pressed her already slim breasts, looked down at her feet, and the first thing she said was: "Hey, mom, I can see my feet."

The atmosphere at the scene was very lively. Except for the unenlightened girls in the family, every girl who could see her feet when lowering her head all day expressed that they wanted to kill her...

Bingtis, a carefree guy, was of course unaware of the surrounding atmosphere. She just jumped on the spot twice briskly, feeling relaxed all over. She suddenly showed a look of surprise: "Ah ha! It really works! I'm just saying, this How can there be no loopholes in half-finished magic!" As she said that, she rushed towards me again: "Why didn't you tell me earlier! Why didn't you tell me earlier!"

"I didn't know you didn't think of this for a whole month." I hurriedly avoided the bear hug of this female gangster. Even though my figure has turned into a washboard, this guy's habit of hugging others has not changed at all. , it would be fine if it was in its original form. At least it's soft and has a cushion. In this form... I'm really afraid of getting panicked, so I can only avoid it, "Just take it easy and pay attention to your image. Sandra will use your hair to help you on the table later." Don’t blame anyone for not reminding you.”

Bingtis regained his freedom. She no longer cared about the details, she just jumped up and down with joy. It took her a long time to calm down, and she immediately ran to the refrigerator. She came back with a full basin of ice cream and cold drinks - I felt sorry for her when I saw this scene. The power of my sister's curse was so contrary to the laws of nature that such a goddess was forced to be like this.

Bingtis sighed contentedly while holding the cold drink, then smiled at her elder sister and said: "Ha, I'm not afraid of your curse now. I don't believe that I will be a aunt now in my underage form..."

As soon as these words came out, I had an ominous premonition, and everyone around me fell silent instantly.

After a while, Bingtis, who was in the form of a big lolita, put on the blanket again, picked up her hot water bottle, and leaned on the sofa as sickly as Lin Daiyu, crying, and mumbling to herself. : "I'm so mean-mouthed, I'm so mean-mouthed..."

I sympathized so much that I stepped forward and pressed the head of the big lolita Bingtis: "If you think about it wisely, the curse will be lifted in half a month at most..."

Bingtis shook his head. Blood-red eyes stared at me: "I don't care! I want to eat ice cream! I have been saving these things for a month, and I didn't even have time to eat a bite. As soon as I tore the package open, it was all gone!"

I turned my head and looked behind me. The cold drink in the washbasin that Bingtis held out was still on the coffee table, but half of it had been turned into a packaging bag. A group of cheerful little guys were gathered around the basin, dividing the ice cream as if it were a holiday. Every time there was a sound of the package being torn open, Bingtis shivered, and finally he just covered his head and got back. The blankets continued to contain corpses.

No zuo, no die. Why doesn’t this female gangster understand?

Lilina was holding ice cream in her mouth while writing something down in a small notebook. While vaguely summing up: "Based on the effect, Chen Qian's curse can distort the established facts and make the goddess with a god-level physique develop the same weaknesses as mortals. It is estimated that these weaknesses are not fatal for the time being, but Chen Qian The nature and level of eldest sister’s power can already be seen..."

"What are you doing?" I asked curiously, looking at the pile of files in front of Lilina, the shimmering data terminal in her hand, and the small notebook that never seemed to leave her side.

Lilina didn't even raise her head: "Do some statistical work and make a draft of the new Bible. It doesn't take much anyway. I'll take a few chapters from the Bibles of the Goddess of Life Cult and the Crow God Cult and put them in, and stamp out the rest. Du Niang, the efficiency of one book in two days is quite good."

I:"……"

"It's okay, let her do whatever she wants, I don't care, it will definitely be revised in the future anyway." My sister smiled carelessly, and then moved over from the opposite side of the sofa. In an instant, the cone-shaped group of people behind me retreated neatly for at least five meters. Only the fox, who was already of the same ancestry as the husky, couldn't react. He was still hanging behind me, looking around curiously, waiting for my sister to sit down. Then she got excited and used her tail to roll back to the back row.

"...She seems to be getting more and more mature lately, right?"

My sister looked at the golden fur ball that rolled back to the back row and was making trouble with a bunch of little girls, and said in a leisurely tone: "It's a bit true, but this is the life she really wants. The fox is actually a very simple guy, she She said that if given the chance, she would rather have this kind of life where she doesn't have to use her brain at all and is carefree every day - just like when she was still in the forest a long, long time ago. Maybe she has finally found such a life now Well... Well, Arjun, let's not talk about the fox. Let's put aside the deification thing for now. Tell my sister about your experience in the past month or so. I have a general understanding of the situation of the Merova people, and I also I’m a little concerned about the conditions of those thirteen worlds.”

"Oh - but you don't care about those live treasures?" I'm referring to the guys who formed a defensive formation facing my sister - by the way, Sandora actually joined in. Is my sister's deterrence so serious?

"Well, it's whatever," my sister looked quite happy with her smile, "This is how our family feels like a family. You were more mischievous than them when you were a child."

I turned to look at the group of living treasures at home who were still hiding in an inverted cone-shaped array. Of course, they had no ill intentions towards my sister. Now this was a daily collective convulsion behavior that I loved to see. Since my sister was willing to follow their mischief, let me They can continue to play tricks.

"Then let's talk about what happened during the month of the expedition." I breathed out, "Sister, this may not make you feel comfortable..."

In the next nearly two and a half hours, I roughly recounted what happened during the expedition to the world of Melova, mentioning Anulili and her brother. And those controlled slave races. He mentioned Turazo and his conservatives, the crazy crimes committed by the radical Merova people under the leadership of Barian, and the stolen imperial properties in the Fifteen Days Area.

Of course, I also mentioned that my sister left it to the Merowa people back then. Let them escape for their lives, but in the end they were almost used against the Imperial Starship, as well as the deep-diving communication prototype that was finally found, and the accidentally discovered Heart of the World.

We talked about these things for two and a half hours, and only explained them roughly clearly - I didn't feel it at first, but now I remembered it. Only then did I realize that I had gone through so much in the past month. To be honest, more than half of them were unpleasant experiences. The Merova people should be the biggest dark history I encountered after the establishment of the new empire, but there are some things that you can't avoid if you want to. My sister, on the other hand, has been listening quietly from the side without making any comments, and the expression on her face has hardly changed - she only frowned when she heard about the cruel acts committed by the Merova people. , showing an expression full of anger and underlying sadness.

But before that, she always had the same faint smile as always.

Apparently. For her sister, intricate things such as the vast property of the old empire, her royal fleet, the inventory of supplies in the Fifteenth Sky Zone, and the secrets behind the Heart of the World are of little significance. Her sister is not interested in these things, and she still She is the ordinary sister who regards "home" as everything to her. Other than that, it is difficult for her to have a sense of reality. She could put aside even such an important matter as becoming a god in a few words. Of course, she was even less touched by the troublesome black history of the old empire.

"Ah - what happened in the previous life," my sister was silent for a long time, then suddenly let out a long sigh, "Ajun. In fact, I always thought it would be better if I didn't know what happened in the previous life... I didn't know that so much happened back then. Then I can help you take care of your home with peace of mind. When you need help, I will go out for you, and I will be very satisfied..."

"Uh." I looked at my sister, and I somewhat understood her troubles. She has been an ordinary person's sister for more than 20 years, and has always lived a cautious life. She has never had any ambitions - She can accept the sudden power and responsibility in the empire simply because these things can help her brother, but it is difficult for her to accept the huge change in identity because she cannot adapt to these things that she thinks lack a sense of reality. . My sister is such a person. You can say that she lacks lofty ambitions. Anyway, she has never cared about such things.

"Every time I go to Celestial City, I feel embarrassed. Everyone there knows me. Alleria still excitedly calls me His Majesty the Emperor, and the same goes for Odyssey," my sister smiled unnaturally. , "For them, the emperor back then is back, and all of them know that emperor very well, but for me...I can hardly remember too many things about them. Faced with those eager greetings, sometimes it really I don’t know what to do.”

After a pause, my sister quickly added: "Of course, I don't bother them either. Alleria and Odyssey are very loyal subordinates. They are really giving 100%, but I feel a little uncomfortable after meeting each other." It’s just embarrassing.”

"Forget it, let's not talk about this." The two were silent for a few seconds, and the elder sister suddenly shook her head in relief, "You will get used to it, wasn't it just as awkward when they called you mistress... Then Thirteen How will this world be dealt with in the end?”

"Incorporated into the empire's territory, as a world under direct jurisdiction," I stated the solution plan that I had agreed with Sandora a long time ago. "The local civilization system has been seriously damaged, and those universes cannot be regarded as sovereign worlds, so they are all placed under the empire's jurisdiction. , I plan to place them in the middle area of ​​the empire: it is too dangerous to place them in the border sequence, and they have no defensive power. It is not necessary to place them around the capital world. It is better to place them in the regular ruling sequence. As for the aboriginal people there, Sandor La has investigated and identified a group of potential indigenous people who have high technological levels and basically have the ability to develop independently. At the same time, these indigenous people have also had experience in cooperating with the imperial army, and they are more resistant to joining the imperial camp. Weak, so you can consider forming a servant army, but other indigenous civilizations are more resistant... They still can't forget the events of Merova's rule, and they are a little distrustful of any strong foreign civilization."

"Then let them trust," my sister said slowly. "We can't go the way of the old empire and the Merova people. Forced armies are always unstable. We can let them have contact with other servant armies... Well, the tree elves and the Salvation Army should be the most suitable ones. The former is very friendly and approachable, and has a silly and optimistic attitude toward the empire. The latter is experienced and experienced. He is one of the earliest servant armies established in the new empire, and his words have weight. . It would be more effective to let these races who also belong to the servant army come forward to win over."

"Well, Sandora and I think so too. Once all thirteen worlds are in place, we will open these communication channels. In addition, sister...about the Merova people..."

"I don't want to ask more about the radicals," my sister mentioned the radicals, with an angry expression on her face. "The Imperial Court will handle it, but I'm very interested in that Turazzo... In two days, Let me meet those conservatives." (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation.)