Chapter 1,243 The Deified Sister
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The movement in the living room quickly alarmed the family, and soon, a large group of people emerged from all corners of the big house. In fact, I was very curious as to why they were in all corners, but we will skip this topic. ,Except for Bingtis, the other four in the five-person group of protoss men all looked good, and based on Ilson's expression, I judged that the four of them should have been playing mahjong just now. Anweina pushed the door open from the big clock next to her and saluted her master with impeccable aristocratic etiquette. Little Bubble and other naughty children cheered and climbed down from the second floor, and died in an instant. I was all dressed up, and the puppet Xiaodeng held my head while squeezing the little bubbles down: "You go and form the arms, and I will form the head, go and go..."
The atmosphere after returning from the battlefield was instantly dispelled by these gang of super-combat powerful dolls: having such a group of pistachios is indeed the greatest blessing in my life.
It took me a while to take off Bubbles, Little Bubbles, and Lilina who also joined in the fun, and arranged them in a row on the sofa. As for the one that makes up the head, it was too difficult to remove, so I just carried it for the time being. Her. Talking about bubbles... You call yourself a mother of your child and a mature professional woman. Can you do a little bit of what a mother of your child should do at this time?
Finally, my sister finally came down from the second floor. She was wearing a homely dress and a white waistcoat on her upper body. Her long hair was flowing, her steps were light, and her complexion was good. There was nothing wrong with this. Of course, considering With my sister's ability and divine power, she will definitely be fine after she goes berserk. The one with the problem is currently lying on the sofa pretending to be a corpse.
As soon as my sister appeared, the guys around me immediately dispersed in a tacit understanding. Even the brave girls quickly moved to the blanket in the distance. Xiaoxue was originally chatting with her mother. He asked about the war outside, and then he snuck behind the sofa with a squeak. And in the shadow of the corner of the stairs. The demon fox girl, who had completely fallen into the cycle of eating and sleeping, was lying down and taking a nap. At this time, her ears suddenly stood up. The moment her elder sister passed above her, the down on the fox sister's tail stood up, and then her whole body Like an exploding windmill, it rushed towards me with a roar. By the time I reacted, the fox was already hanging behind the back of the sofa, looking out with its head lifted. The ears are trembling as if having a convulsion: is this a sign of canine alertness?
The only person at the scene who was not hiding was Bingtis, who was lying on the sofa pretending to be dead. The female gangster weakly waved to her sister. Be as weak as you want: "Come here, I'm a dead pig now and I'm not afraid of being scalded by boiling water..."
Based on the family's reactions, I can tell that my sister's situation is really serious...
After a while, the living room settled down, and two people sat opposite me: one was my sister with a kind and gentle smile, but also a bit troubled look, and the other was Bingtis who was still lying on his stomach pretending to be dead. Behind me, the whole family With me as the apex. Arranged in an awl-shaped array, the remaining four of the five protoss snipers were the farthest away, and the erratic fox, who was obviously often tortured but cared about eating rather than beating, was the closest: she was hanging behind me. , tail wagging back and forth, looking curious and impatient.
Perhaps she thought that with a strong human shield in front of her, she could sit back and relax: this was considered to be a complete development of a husky.
"Let's talk about the situation first, let's talk about the situation first" I smiled dryly. His eyes fell on Bingtis, "Tell me what happened to you first. Your situation... is quite shocking."
It's really shocking. In my impression, Bingtis has always been a violent and angry person. She is either causing trouble or preparing to cause trouble every day. How can she be as gentle and quiet as she is now. If Bingtis looks like this, has this temperament, and this charm in a Korean drama, he will definitely die of cancer after level 40. Of course, the most shocking thing is that she claimed that she has been pregnant for a month...
"Your sister is really powerful." Bingtis turned over and leaned lazily on the sofa. She picked up the hot water bottle next to her and held it in her arms: Although I don't think this thing has any effect on her, "A proper rampage. Now she and the people affected by her are in a state of disobedience. Didn't I say something to you last time..."
"'Fortunately the goddess didn't come to visit me,'" Sandora hid in the second row behind me, looking at the frustrated female gangster jokingly, "I remember it clearly, it's a shame that you didn't say this without saying anything. hesitantly."
"Damn, now my intestines are full of regrets," Bingtis was about to cry without tears. "The power of the curse is out of control, and any action will point to the worst result, and one's subjective attitude will greatly accelerate the process. That day, my concubine My aunt is here, twice this month, once for half a month... Damn it, the goddess doesn't have this function at all! Although our body structure looks..."
"Ahem!!" I coughed quickly. If this topic continues to be discussed like this, Bingtis is embarrassed to say that I am embarrassed to hear it. Why don't you say that this female gangster has no reserve at all? "Let's not discuss this topic. Let's talk now. Talking about my sister’s situation, how will she behave after becoming deified? Also, how should I...well, how can I help her control it? Bingtis, didn’t you say that I can help her control it when I come back?”
Bingtis looked at this side with resentment, and the look in his eyes made people get goosebumps all over his body: To be honest, although this female gangster has a good face, she is really only suitable for the image setting of charging forward with bricks in hand. Now She kept her sister tossing her around for a month and looked like a resentful woman. My entire world view was shattered and nothing was left.
"Damn, you lack of loyalty and conscience... You took over such a big thing like my concubine with just one sentence..." Sister Bing muttered, but finally she didn't forget about the business, "It's easy to stabilize your sister, you Just be by her side. After some research, I found that your sister suddenly separated from the catalyst at the critical moment of deification. The catalyst was you, which caused the deification process to be suspended, but when it was paused, she had already completed more than half of the process. In other words, you Sister already has the nature of a god, but she hasn’t had time to stabilize this special ability. Now that you stay by her side, everything can continue smoothly. The one-month interruption will not affect the quality of the product... Wait until she is completely After the transformation is completed, everything will be...so I will still feel uncomfortable for at least half a month?!"
Bingtis said it very straightforwardly, and I quickly figured out what was going on: To put it bluntly, the process of my sister's deification actually started when we set out to conquer the world of Melova. Her power was slowly increasing at that time. However, because the source of interference was very stable, that is, I was always by her side, so although onee-sama's power increased, the stability also increased with it, and I left midway, resulting in Fortunately, this project has become an unfinished project for the time being. Fortunately, the deification process supports resumed downloading at breakpoints. Otherwise, this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity may be wasted.
Knowing that as long as I stayed with my sister, everything would go smoothly, I immediately breathed a sigh of relief: everyone around me also breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that they saw the dawn of relief already appearing before their eyes. And Qianqian rolled her eyes and thought for a long time, then suddenly pointed at the little crow curiously: "That's not right. The little bird was always by Ajun's side when she was deified. Why did she lose control once?"
Bingtis silently glanced at the silly bird who was squatting not far away, carefully counting the dozens of little crows on the ground, shook his head and sighed: "First, her eating indiscriminately led to her development, and second... IQ question."
Then everyone comes together.
"By the way, you haven't told me yet. How did my sister behave after she became deified? How did you find out about this in the first place?" I looked at Bingtis curiously, although I could roughly tell from what happened to this female gangster. I can see some clues, but I'm still a little confused as to what form my sister's power has mutated into.
"What you see now is the most important aspect," Bingtis pointed to herself. "Her power falls on me, so I have to be careful about anything I say. If I accidentally say something unlucky, and Your sister's power happens to be in a certain active cycle, then... no matter whether your sister releases her power or not, I will be affected by the information disturbance, even if it is something that violates the law, it will be a prophecy." For example, come to One month old aunt. Yeah?
"This is a bit like the symbolic effect of the Honkai version," the eldest lady nodded matter-of-factly, while still taking the trouble to pull Xiaoxue off her body: the crazy girl who stood up and was almost as tall as her mother entered again. In a neurotic state, she now thinks she may have been just six and a half, "what was supposed to be a symbolic effect that provided all kinds of positive effects ended up coming directly to you in the form of a curse."
Sister Bing snapped her fingers: "Correct. Then let's talk about how we discovered this situation in the first place..."
Everyone immediately pricked up their ears, for fear of missing a word.
"Your sister went online one day. She posted a post. Oh, by the way, it was on the Earth's Internet, not the Imperial Communications Network."
"Oh" everyone said in unison. In fact, our family's daily life is quite ordinary. Qianqian likes to go out and wander around, the eldest daughter likes to buy some weird and rare things and pile them up at my house, and the younger ones like to go to various amusement parks and parks. My elder sister doesn't like to move much. In addition to helping Anweina with housework at home, she occasionally goes online. You see, even though the family’s career situation is so earth-shattering, it doesn’t affect each of us having a secular heart. My sister usually posts her own cooking on Weibo, and even the little doll is available on Taobao. Account: Because she wants to buy beautiful clothes in the SD doll section.
"What's the content of this post? My sister doesn't usually quarrel with others."
"The content of the post is nothing," Sister said proactively, "I just posted a few photos of Little Bubble, and then posted a few interesting things about Little Bubble below. As you know, that little girl is usually confused and often Making some jokes and posting interesting things about your children can be regarded as a way of showing off, right?"
I shuddered, remembering the shameful deeds of my sister showing off my test papers when I occasionally got good marks. It has been more than ten years. Not only has my sister's problem not changed, but has it been directly extended to Little Paopao?
Bingtis sighed: "There is nothing wrong with your sister's post. The problem is... someone replied under the post: Hahaha, I laughed so hard..."
Everyone: "..."
Me: "...could it be that the person who made the ding was..."
The little doll next to him took out a newspaper from a month ago from the crack of the sofa and read the words on it aloud: "A thirty-year-old man suffered from a strange disease. He went to twelve men's hospitals and couldn't find the root cause of the disease. It made him so sad." He was troubled, and there was a subtitle below: Why did the humorous uncle next door turn into Mian...Mian...Mian..."
I ruffled the little doll’s hair: “That character reads ‘paralysis’.”
The little doll continued loudly: "Become facial paralysis! Idiot, you don't need to remind me, I can read this word!"
"This is a sad story," Lilina said with a sigh, but her expression was particularly bright, "Then how did you connect the two things together? Is boundless love active again?"
On the other side, Xiaoxue chuckled twice: "The main reason is that the scale has expanded later, and following the trend will ruin your life. There are more than a hundred people following the trend under the reply of that unlucky uncle, and they all laugh about it."
Me: "...This is simply a human tragedy."
"It's nothing," Xiaoxue said with a smile, "There's another one behind who is laughing..."
Everyone at the scene felt a chill, and the eldest lady slapped her daughter on the sofa: "Don't say such disgusting things!"
Xiaoxue covered the back of her head and lay on the sofa, muttering in a muffled voice: "The words are not disgusting, the main thing is that the things are disgusting..."
I covered my head and listened to Xiaoxue, Bingtis and my elder sister talking about various speechless things that had happened in the past month. It feels so confusing: Sister-in-law went berserk with divine power, and she first went through such an unexpected channel. And it spread directly outside. It can only be said that fortunately it spread through the Internet. No matter how strong the information disturbance is, it is limited. If it is direct contact... The female hooligan currently moaning and groaning on the sofa is a tragic example. As a high-level god She is not immune to Sister-sama's cruel power of misfortune. How many times would you think an ordinary person would have to die?
"So we spent a lot of effort to settle things outside," Xiaoxue finally stopped tossing her mother, and she came over to torment her father, with this extra-large naughty kid hanging around my neck. The smile was particularly heartless, "Fortunately, the Love Without Borders organization run by Qianqian's mother also operates its own operations. With the help of their various identities in human society, we found all the people who responded to that post at that time, and then It took a lot of effort to dispel the curse while they were not paying attention. The next step is to make various secret compensations, eliminate the influence, and control public opinion. It is really troublesome to dispel the curse! Ordinary people are too weak!"
I rubbed the girl's hair, and Xiaoxue mentioned the boundless love. She also borrowed the power of boundless love for this incident. I can only say that this naughty kid finally did something serious.
Of course, I also maliciously guessed that this naughty kid finally found a new toy...
The organization Great Love Without Borders was founded with great enthusiasm by Qian Qian and has rarely been maintained until now is basically a long-running regular department, although this department does not belong to any imperial agency. But it now has a mature mechanism and a complete set of personnel structures. When there is a mission, Love Without Borders will assist the superpower team to deal with some difficult unnatural events on the earth. In some special events, such as the rampage of my sister's divine power or the sudden appearance of some old antiques and non-burnable garbage in the empire, which affects ordinary people. After the incident, it is responsible for eliminating the impact secretly, and assumes such responsibilities. It can be regarded as an empire-affiliated unit that is not in the organization, but is in the unit establishment list. Another name of Great Love is also called the World Abnormal Affairs Processing Center.
Although the founder of Boundless Love is Qian Qian, everyone knows that this girl cannot stay enthusiastic about one thing for a long time, so most of the time, Boundless Love is running on its own, and only when there is an incident When it happens, we will directly call on the power of this department.
"An important basis for judging deification is whether the release path of one's own power conforms to the general rules of symbol effect and information disturbance effect." Bingtis sat upright with a hot water bottle, as if he was really serious, "I am based on this. The above incident immediately determined that your sister has been deified. Her power is no longer something that requires her to have a 'clear release process' before it can take effect, but has become something that can be activated by a third party as long as it exists. Source of information disturbance. The post your sister posted online is just a piece of information. She did not do anything to the message, but the victim of the incident suffered a curse by being exposed to the message. This is the most typical information disturbance phenomenon. . If your sister took the initiative to add a curse in the post, that would naturally be another matter. Of course, we will not discuss this now."
Lilina, who was behind me in some corner, began to mutter: "God is powerful, and what he says is that God's existence itself is a kind of great power. God does not need to take the initiative to do anything. What he says is just a matter of thinking." Something, or even a look, can directly turn into power. Sister Chen Qian has now completely become such a god, and because she is still the 'priest' in charge of combat, her power is more manifest in situations where she is out of control. It has a destructive side, not a helpful side. Now that this divine power is about to regain control, many things need to be prepared. Boss, based on the experience of this Pope, it is almost time for us to form a head for Sister Chen Qian. A religious department..."
I turned my head and watched silently as another monster-level naughty kid from Lilina was about to move... (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation .)
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