Chapter 1051 Regarding the Priesthood and Family Education Issues

Teaching a child who knows nothing how to live is a very laborious task, but sometimes it is also full of fun. Innocent and simple children are never constrained by the word "common sense", and the things they usually do make people laugh. It was both ridiculous and novel and interesting - well, actually I just wanted to give myself some comfort, to prove that spending a few days with that stupid crow in a life of constant henanigans was not such a terrible thing.

When the little crow was still a bird, Anweina tried to get her to remember the names of the whole family. However, at that time, maybe because her personality and intelligence had not caught up, the little guy remembered everything in a mess. Now she finally remembered the names of her family members. She has memorized all the names, and calls her family members in her own way: she calls her mother Anweina, she calls me master, she calls uncle Kense, she calls brother Erson, and the rest, no matter how big or small, are all sisters, up to Shandora , down to jingle, without exception. At first we couldn't figure out why this little guy called like that, but then Xiaoxue finally couldn't help but reveal the answer in advance: if you call it more, the bird will be indistinguishable.

In the morning, Anweina told me the good news happily. Medivh finally remembered to get dressed before going out. She even put on a sweater after getting up this time. Of course, she tied herself up because of this. But this is still a great improvement. The chance of a stupid bird running around naked has dropped a lot. Next, Anweina also wants to teach Medivh to brush her teeth and wash her face - I think the little ghost is a bit too impatient. As a bird that has never had teeth, Medivh is already amazing when she eats and knows how to chew it before swallowing. progress. At this point you hope she understands why her teeth still need to be brushed. Isn't this forcing people to do something difficult? If nothing else, Dingdang now swallows all the toothpaste with water when brushing his teeth. I have not been able to correct the little thing's bad habit so far...

Regarding the extra little sisters in the family, Little Paopao is the happiest because she feels that she finally has a playmate: and they are at the same level. Little Bubble has never been able to find a child with whom he can play at home. Although Pandora and Huesca are often divided into the children's pile, that only counts when sharing candy and cakes with the little ones. Then The two short winter melons are out-and-out adults, not to mention Lilina. It’s impossible for her to play with Little Bubble in her bones: In fact, I don’t dare to let her be alone with Little Bubble, for fear that the girl will spoil the child; the mercury lamp looks worse than Little Bubble, but it’s a pity that it only happens occasionally. She looks like an awkward child, but most of the time she thinks of herself as a mature doll girl with hundreds of years of experience; in the end, only Ji Shanshan and Xiao Bupao are left who are close. It's a pity that the nanny is not a playmate. You can't expect that idiot king who goes on strike every now and then to have fun with the teddy bear. To sum up, Little Bubble has always played alone at home. All the children are older than her or smarter than her. Even if she doesn't bully her, she can't play with her. Now that we have an extra child, Medivh, first of all, in terms of intelligence , the two are equally matched, and secondly... well, let's just say from an intellectual point of view, the two are quite suitable to be sisters.

In just a few days, Little Paopao had become very close to Medivh. The two little ones who can't speak clearly always seem to find ways to play that interest them, including playing in the sand by the door and venturing into the "Ghost Empire" in the basement. Yesterday afternoon, I even saw the former take out his most precious shiny collection from the room to share with the latter. This is simply incredible. You must know that those shiny things are the treasures of Little Bubble, and many of them are. At least she even got it through fighting - Sister Jill was in tears at that time. I found that among the small gifts that Little Bubble gave to Medivh, there were three ancient scepters inlaid with gems and two golden bull statues. These things were from It's self-evident where it comes from.

I'm glad that Little Bubble didn't take out the Holy Grail: there really is a Holy Grail in her collection, and it's not the plastic material that costs two and a half yuan. It's a real exquisite artifact inlaid with fine gold and fluorite. That was last time When Paopao was out wandering around, he bought it for his daughter from the Holy Grail store in front of the Great Temple of Avalon. Factory number 12590. The store was jointly run by Lilina and Little Artemis. It claimed to sell all genuine goods. When the store first opened, it caused a violent response among the heroic spirits. A dozen heroic spirits who were seriously harmed by the Holy Grail War were said to have bought two of them each. It weighs more than ten kilograms. I took it home and smashed it for fun. From then on, the word "Holy Grail" became an eternal pain in Jill's heart. It hurts more than when I first learned that there is still a Holy Grail worth two and a half dollars in the world: after all, the two-dollar and five-dollar version of the Holy Grail still needs Ding Dong to take a bath before it can be made, and the output is limited. But the Holy Grails made by the goddess priests in the Holy Grail specialty store are all on the counter, and they even have instructions. This is just cumin sprinkled on Chi Guoguo's wounds. If Little Bubbles really gives Little Crow a Holy Grail, I'm worried that the poor washboard will go crazy.

Facing Little Bubble's gift, Silly Bird was also very happy, and took out his most precious thing as a return gift: her half eggshell, yes, the eggshell that was left after she was hatched. She kept it Half, Little Bubble and half, the two little girls swore on eggshells that they would always be good sisters in this life. After knowing this, our whole family was basically stupid...

It’s actually quite an interesting scene with Little Paopao and Medivh. It’s not as easy for them to communicate as you think. In fact, these two little guys basically don’t understand each other’s language. Little Paopao’s unique Goo language and Medivh’s After the collision of confusing bird songs, both of them were confused. However, the amazing thing is that the two little guys understood each other from the bottom of their hearts, and they were able to play happily in the same confused situation, even shouting at the same time. She only understands things herself, while still being able to put together building blocks in close proximity. This magical scene is puzzling. Lilina is ready to elevate this phenomenon to the level of a research topic. The title of the topic is On Two People's Inability to Hear Each Other. How can a little guy who understands what the other person is saying be able to talk for an entire afternoon? The subtitle is the possibility of interracial lilies - I feel the need to kill this subject in advance.

Now, Little Bubble and Medivh are reading the textbook together. The two little girls are lying on the coffee table, their little heads pressed together, looking very attentive. If the textbook hadn't been put down, this scene would be really gratifying. That book was brought back from school by Xiaopao. Now the little girl is a glorious primary school student of the Imperial Military Academy Affiliated Primary School. In the elementary school, considering that children from other low-tech worlds cannot adapt to the empire's technological products, such as personal information terminals, in a short time, they are still using very old but sufficient "textbooks". Today, Little Paopao I just got a new book and couldn't wait to take it back to share with Medivh. They put the book upside down and guessed what was drawn on it...

The scene was so loving that I couldn't help but burst into tears. I felt a sense of happiness as a father: Damn, this is a normal child! Those naughty kids at home usually drive people crazy...

"Dad, I was quite cute when I was a kid. But you're good," Xiaoxue appeared out of nowhere, chewing snacks in her mouth, lying next to my ear and blowing playfully into it. "By the way, I'm quite cute now. Don't be curious. I already know that you plan to educate me. You don't need to open your eyes to know. By the way, Dad, do you want to eat this? These are beans fried with vanilla. What about the child? She knows this little craft, and she said that she sometimes fry some plant seeds to eat, and the beans in this world are very similar to the grass seeds in her world."

Xiaoxue put a handful of golden fried beans into my hand, and I threw one into my mouth. It was actually fried soybeans. But it's quite fragrant. "Girl, you should know Vanilla, right? Will there be her in the future?"

I began to inquire about the future again. Xiaoxue generally would not mention to us those people or things that have not yet appeared in front of us, so as not to affect my judgment. For example, before Vanilla appeared, she asked Medivh about the future. The person didn't mention it a word, but if the person had appeared, she would not hesitate to talk about it.

"Of course, vanilla. Only a few people dare to call her by her name." Xiaoxue stuffed a handful of beans into each of the two little girls who were looking at the picture album. Little Paopao started talking to the beans, and Mai Diwen She swallowed the food directly again: seeing small things like beans, she still couldn't restrain the eating habits of birds, "Pope of Crow God. Blade, lightning. Flame, and the agent of all the wrath of nature, the magician As a mentor to assassins, thieves, and summoners, he is very popular. Dad, you don’t have to doubt that no one around you will be fuel-efficient in the future - you can see that I consume a lot of fuel..."

I was stunned: "So powerful?"

"Of course, but maybe it's because I grew up in that environment. I don't think it's that great." Xiaoxue turned over from the back of the sofa, threw herself on the sofa with a plop, and lay down without any image. Putting her legs on my belly, it can be seen from her movements that she was indeed led by Jean Bingtis when she was a child. "Do you know my mother's title? Prophet, wise man, future manager, part magician, and The patron saint of most prophets, businessmen, leaders, inventors and gamblers, my mother’s image hangs in all the major casinos in the macro world. Qianqian’s mother is the manager of time, the god of evolution and decay, and the symbol of youth and The protector of young girls. At the same time, some small esoteric sects also believe that the God of Evolution will provide protection to any evolving species. Some old people who like to engage in scientific research or magic research often accept the baptism of the God of Decline in their old age, hoping to obtain The opportunity to complete my career, but I don’t know if these small sects can really connect with Qianqian’s mother’s divine power. Sandora’s mother is the soul shepherd, the god of spiritual and spiritual control, basically all magicians They all believe in her at the same time, because they need to control their spiritual power the most. In addition, I saw a religious pamphlet, which said that Sandora’s mother also provided protection to warriors and scholars, and was responsible for five or six rules such as loyalty and trustworthiness. She provides rewards for her virtues, and scientists will also wear her badges, because it can ensure their concentration and avoid being misled by academic loopholes and heresies. I heard it is quite effective..."

I was fascinated by the wonderful future described by Xiaoxue, and then asked with great expectation: "Hey, tell me, what is my father's responsibility? I should be considered the God King, right?"

Xiaoxue smiled coquettishly, then straightened her expression and said solemnly: "Women's friend, the protector of children. Pregnant women wear father's badges. Prenatal prayers can keep the mother and child safe. In addition, if the child does not eat, he will You can pray and take care of things, or pray to Aunt Anweina, she is the protector of household chores... Wow! Don't scratch the soles of your feet! With you as a father... Ahaha, it's so itchy, I surrender, I surrender!"

I patted this naughty kid’s feet and said, “Can’t you talk seriously?”

Xiaoxue stood up and looked directly into my eyes: "Original. You can think about the situation of Father God. Do you think he will be a definite god in this world?"

I opened my mouth and suddenly remembered that when I was chatting with Father God before, he mentioned these things. In addition, when I talked with Bingtis, I also mentioned the issue of Father God’s “priesthood”. According to Bingtis, Father God is not a god. , in the entire star field, the only one without a priesthood happens to be God the Father - in any religion in the world, there is no sect that believes in God the Father as an exact god. Only a very small number of special mortals believe in the God the Father, but The way they believe is interesting. They have no sects or doctrines. They believe in God the Father without giving any definition to God the Father, unlike gods of light or darkness. There will be a definite characteristic: it may represent light, darkness, or war. On the contrary, among the very few believers who believe in God the Father, what they believe in is a “god” that does not have any attributes. Rather than this It is a kind of belief, rather it is a fan club...

"Void creatures cannot be the target of faith for mortals, because you are not a god at all, and your symbolic power is effective for gods. Mortals will not be able to enjoy it - if there is a lucky person who is not seen in a thousand years, just by believing in void creatures, Once he gains power, he will become a god directly. If I have to say it, people like you should be called the treasure of the country. They are the kind of characters who are awesome in all aspects but no one can use them."

I feel quite depressed. I thought that after a long time, I and Father God are mascots in the entire pantheon. But after thinking about it, this seems to be good. At least I don’t have to worry about trivial prayers and the like. In Bingtis’ words He said that most of the prayers of believers are like complaint calls. Being a hard-working god is basically equivalent to working at the customer service hotline and property center at the same time. By the way, I also have to act as a community security guard myself...

At this time, Paopao came down from the second floor. It looked like he might have just finished sweeping all the house information in the entire macro world in the past 24 hours. With a satisfied smile on his face, Paopao was very happy when he saw his mother and cheered. He rushed over. Then Paopao started to hold the little girl and ask her about things at school. He seemed to be quite concerned about his daughter's academic performance.

"It's quite rare. You occasionally look like a mother." After I waited for Paopao to sit across from me, holding Little Paopao in my arms, I complained in a low voice. The other party immediately raised his ears: "Of course, the child's father, you usually I didn’t pay attention, but I am actually a good wife and mother.”

I'm too lazy to complain about her now, so I just asked casually: "How is Little Bubble doing in school?"

In fact, I also want to ask the child myself, but unfortunately I can’t understand what Xiaopao is saying...

"Of course," Paopao said proudly, "You don't even know who gave birth to her. She is now in grades one to six at school, and her grades..."

"Wait a minute!" I waved my hand quickly, "Going to grade one to grade six? How can I still study like this?"

"No way, she didn't come there to learn knowledge," Paopao spread his hands, "and you can't fix her in a classroom." Then Paopao told me what happened to the little guy in school. After talking about it, I finally know the story of this child in the elementary school: Xiaobubu can’t figure out his grade, and he doesn’t understand why he has to listen to the teacher in the classroom about things that can be easily found in the database. Knowledge, so she basically played around in school and then learned how to communicate with others. When registering, Paopao once told her that as soon as the bell rang, she should go back to the classroom as soon as possible. But the child really remembered it. As soon as the bell rang, she would randomly find a classroom and run into it, and then take a seat where no one was there. She listened to the class decently, and after going back and forth for more than a dozen times, the teacher ignored her and let her run back and forth in the teaching area for grades 1 to 6. Anyway, this child is well behaved. She never makes trouble in class and tries not to disturb her when sleeping. Snoring... In short, it will not affect the teaching order.

According to Pao Pao, the little girl's elusive way of going to school soon became a legend in the elementary school. Not only did all the teachers know that there was a little princess running around in the school in a daze, but also all the students in the school knew about it. . Nowadays, it is a custom in the primary school of the Military Academy to guess which classroom the little princess will go to listen to the class one minute before the bell rings. The class that is lucky enough to win the bid will be very happy from top to bottom, as if it is an honor. Paopao commented with emotion: "Now our daughter is like a rare elite in the world in school. Every forty minutes there are people who form a group to watch. When the school bell rings, the teachers and students act like they are acting strangely. excited……"

"Guacridine!" Little Bubble raised her hands happily, indicating that she had regarded this as some kind of achievement of hers. Little Diwen also raised her hands happily: "Huh?"

"The good news is that our goal seems to have been achieved. Little Paopao's personality growth has accelerated significantly recently," Paopao stroked his daughter's long hair with a smile, "Communicating with more people will increase the personality maturity rate. This will As expected, the child develops completely according to the laws of carbon-based organisms. Moreover, her abilities are much more stable than before. I tested it several times and added her to the host network. The work efficiency of the entire network will be greatly improved, almost All hosts are showing signs of flexible operation. I don’t know if it is related to personality maturity. Now this child also has a few acquaintances who are like playmates in school, plus there is an additional crow sister at home, our child can finally As a mother of a child, I am very happy to avoid being a stay-at-home guy..."

I looked at her calmly: "As the most severe squatter here after Anweina, are you qualified to say this?"

"I won't talk nonsense to you. I teach my daughter to read." Paopao rolled his eyes at me, pulled Xiaopao's textbook in front of him, pointed at a line in the textbook and explained to Xiaopao cordially, "Come on, My daughter, look here and recite after your mother: A skinny camel is bigger than a horse. This is a proverb, and there is another sentence with a similar meaning, which is called 'the one who suffers death is better than the one who is attacked'..."

Little Bubble: "Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

I almost didn't catch my breath, so I stretched out my hand and pulled Bubbleg aside: "Dingdang, you can't let this guy take care of the child!" (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to (.com) to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation.)