Chapter 1049 This Is My Pantheon
"Do you want to go home?" I asked casually, sitting next to Vanilla.
The little girl immediately raised her head, looking a little confused, and then lowered her head: "Well... go home..."
I was stunned for a moment, then suddenly smiled: "Don't be nervous, I don't want to drive you away. You are my little bird's friend. If you are willing to stay, I will welcome you to stay. That bird looks like But I like you. I think it’s inappropriate for her to bring you here so rashly, so I’m asking for your opinion.”
The little girl looked a little reserved, but after hearing these words, her first reaction was to smile. She smiled very cleanly, as if she was just happy because of the mention of her new sister. She looked at An Under Wei Na's guidance, Silly Bird, who used his hands to sign numbers (should he be training his finger dexterity?), glanced at him and said happily: "Can I really be with her?"
"What's wrong?" Lin Xue's head suddenly popped up from behind us. She hurriedly lay down on the back of the sofa, startling me and Vanilla. "Look at how big our family is. Most of them just eat, drink and enjoy the house - I belong to the group with a relatively high moral level, I just eat. By the way, don't look at the size of this house now, it has more space than you think, and there are more There are a lot of empty rooms. You can also live in the same room with Medivh. That bird has turned into a human form and can't continue to build a nest on the roof to sleep. But if she wants to live in the room, I guess the bed will be wasted. , I might as well give it to you."
When I heard this, I pinched the tip of the eldest lady's nose and said, "You are so confident in eating rice." There was another sentence I didn't say: she just said "our family" smoothly. Subconsciously, she has already married herself. If she doesn't say girls are outgoing, I wonder if Mr. Lin will really go and join Uncle Xu to build a coalition to attack me...
What Lin Xue said made sense. It was definitely a waste to arrange a room for Mai Diwen. That bird has not changed its habit of building a nest yet, as last night was proof. Human nature dictates that we cannot allow this bird to continue sleeping on the roof. But Medivh's own intention must be to sleep peacefully in a grass nest - this should be one of the disadvantages of advanced evolution.
Vanilla only arrived here last night and knew nothing about the surrounding environment. The only things she has seen here so far are a beautiful house (definitely more beautiful than where she used to live) and a large group of people. Oh, and beautiful clothes and delicious food: according to Anweina, after Vanilla wakes up, When I ate my first meal here, I was so happy that my eyes almost became wet. I don’t know what kind of life this child lived before. How could he still cry while eating a plate of Mapo tofu...
In short, she still didn't know the situation here. Even if Anweina told her about the first family here, the child was still confused. When Anweina and I were talking about how to prepare a training plan for Medivh, she kept looking at us secretly, and found an opportunity before she boldly spoke: "Well... I heard sister Anwena say, are you a royal? ?”
I thought about it and nodded quickly: "Oh, yes, this is an imperial system. Well, in theory it is an imperial system, and I have the title of emperor. I have several years of work experience." Vanilla didn't remind me that I really didn't have this consciousness. I am a royal family. Family - of course I have always known this fact, but I just don't have the relevant feeling and can't find the so-called atmosphere of royal life. If you look at the TV novels and anime, which royal family is not full of intrigues and intrigues? The brothers get into fights every once in a while. The palace walls are filthier than a den of thieves. If a talented 21st century ghost girl were to travel through time, the emperor and his entire family would be forced to shut their doors and exterminate the whole family.
Have you ever seen the royal life where the daily routine consists of playing chess with the children, playing chess with the tenants, reading gossip news from all over the world on the Internet, and grabbing discounted eggs in the supermarket? There is a girl here who has traveled through time and space, and she has worn it twice before and after, and she is as seductive as a ghost, but now that girl has been reduced to the stage where she can only compete with a doll that is more than 90 centimeters tall. Within one million words of her experience being posted on a female channel, someone would kill the author with a kitchen knife - it was too disrespectful to the female compatriots who have traveled across the world.
So after summing up, I looked at Vanilla seriously: "You don't think it looks like it, do you?"
Vanilla said tactfully: "It's not like it at all." I think this is already tactful.
"I have met nobles," Vanilla may have felt that her words were too direct, so she immediately explained awkwardly, "I have met Mr. Togler, the richest man in the town. He needed three people to support him when he walked. There was also a time in the royal capital. The official who came down for inspection needs two servants to spread spices on the ground when walking on the street. I feel that the nobles are so powerful... But I don't think you are like... You are a bit like the Duhan family. They live in At the foot of the mountain, there are many children at home who are carpenters..."
I've been thinking about it for a long time, and I don't understand how big a person needs to be before he can go out and have three people supporting him. If I had three people supporting me, I would probably roll into a ball within five steps. . But I think I am better than Mr. Togler: I turn around and look at the Pandora sisters who are gathering together to lower the military flag and the mercury lamp who is reading alone, and then think about the little bubble that is harming the teachers and classmates in school. Sometimes I I can hang several on my body during a trip. This skill must be something that Mr. Togler cannot do.
After chatting with Vanilla for a few words, I felt that this little girl had no feelings for the place where she originally lived: she was alone and struggling to survive. There are only two kinds of people who are happy with that kind of living environment, one is a saint, and the other Leave one empty for now and fill it in when I meet it. After all, Vanilla is just a little girl with no scheming intentions. She naturally likes to be fed and clothed, and she doesn't know how to hide these points. But I also found that she was very uneasy here. She always carefully observed whether she was being disliked when talking, and she felt that the state she was in now was very awkward. This awkward feeling only subsided when Medivh held her and whispered. She completely regarded that silly bird as her only support in a strange environment.
Based on my rich experience...well, based on Lilina's rich psychological observation experience, she directly summarized Vanilla's inner thoughts: This place is big, good, and beautiful. But not where I should be.
I communicated with Anweina in the spiritual connection and asked her what she thought of this little girl. Anweina’s idea was simple: this little girl is very humane. Moreover, she was the first friend Medivh met outside. When that stupid bird got dizzy and fell into another world, only Vanilla took care of her. So she thought it was okay to just let Vanilla stay. However, as a "mere" maid, she did not dare to make decisions without permission and wanted to ask her master's opinion. "Then just stay," my opinion was very simple. "We're not in a hurry for housing either."
However, although the decision has been made, it still has to wait a few days to let Vanilla get familiar with the environment here. She doesn't know what this place is. We don’t know what her living habits are. Many facts tell us that sometimes beautiful clothes may not make people feel comfortable. What if Vanilla is not used to living here at all? Anyway, I can’t imagine walking outside with three people supporting me...
At this time, I looked back and noticed that Lilina was concentrating on the small coffee table next to her, writing and drawing. I was suddenly curious: "Girl, what are you doing?"
Lilina raised the small notebook in her hand: "Write a draft of the Bible for Medivh. I think it's time for her to give her a name. You see, there are ancient magic weapons, there are miracles that have come, and now even Moses has one . How can we not write a Bible quickly? I wrote several fairy tales based on Vanilla and Medivh’s understanding. There are four or five versions. When the time comes, let her spread her teachings separately, this matter will be completely confusing. I am writing the chapter. As for the third edition, boss, let me tell you, a truly powerful missionary should prepare for a rainy day. You see, I will now put the "Old Testament of Crow God", "New Testament of Crow God", "Black Feather Scroll" and "Medivian" Write down all the Chapters of Condemnation, then pick two and bury them in the soil, and wait until someone digs them up a thousand years later. Isn't this another miracle?"
Me: "..." This is the first time I know that the old and new teachings can be written together! Aren't you fooling people? Okay, I've known for a long time that this guy's mythology has been fooling people, but does it make sense for you to do this?
"Of course it makes sense," Lilina said in a very professional manner. "If religion remains unchanged, it will become dead water. Even if it has the support of a true god, it can easily be taken advantage of by cults. After all, mortals are changeable, so you have to give it some slack from behind. Muscles and bones... Of course, the more important thing is to write two more to show that you are good at updating. If you keep updating, you will almost become a god..."
I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead: "Aren't you afraid of writing two conflicting books at the same time, and one of them suddenly becomes unreadable?"
Lilina shook her head: "Then just drop it, and then call it "Crow God Fragment". There will definitely be believers all over the place trying to find a way to get it for you, and they will find the other half of it all over the world: they will definitely I don’t believe that the Bible could no longer be compiled and only half of it was written. Instead, I think it has something to do with the war between the gods. When I really can’t find it, some unscrupulous guy will jump out and write a sequel of his own. Every writer Everyone in the sequel will claim that they have received a revelation and found the half of God's unfinished sentence, and then you can lead hordes of Holy See knights to kill the heretics - how do you think religious wars come about? No. Is it because God changed the Bible, and then a group of believers who were waiting for an update beat it to death? Pagans basically wrote fan fiction and crashed it... By the way, the situation has changed slightly here, and the Bible is not God wrote it, Medivh couldn't write, so she found a gunman..."
Lilina started to talk nonsense as she spoke, but I didn't take it seriously. If I heard her talking nonsense before, I might still be interested in it, thinking that this girl is too childish, but now I already know what her virtues are. , she just talks the talk, but her work is quite reliable. The development of the Life Goddess Cult in her hands is a clear proof: If she really messes around like she said, I don't believe she can really establish a sect! Hundreds of millions of believers are not just bullshit. I took a look at the pile of pamphlets in her hand, but she scrawled them like a dog crawling after drinking more than four kilograms of them. I could only roughly tell that these were actually a few programmatic ones. draft. I couldn't help but become curious: "I feel like you are quite concerned about Medivh? Aren't you Dingdang's priest?"
Lilina rolled her eyes at me: "I just enjoy the sense of accomplishment in the process of establishing a religion. You don't understand this kind of high-end entertainment. Oh, by the way, and I also think that the only state religion in the empire is the goddess of life, which can provide The buff is really weak, so I plan to form a joint group with Medivh. Is this a valid reason?"
Me: "..." This is the first time I heard that when the two gods expanded their business, they had a joint venture!
After a while, Lilina sorted out the scribblings and threw them to Vanilla, who was curiously studying the glass on the coffee table: "Here you go. You have to be familiar with it yourself, so that it will be useful to others in the future." ——Oh, that’s right. If you are smart enough, maybe you can be the spokesperson of that bird, and we will be traveling together from now on..."
"Ah?" Vanilla was startled by the small book that suddenly flew over. She looked at the strange symbols on it in confusion, and her head was filled with questions. "What is this? Are these... words? These are the words you use The word?"
"Oh, I forgot you didn't recognize this," Lilina scratched her hair. He jumped over and explained his plan to Vanilla, "To put it simply, I want to help Medivh prepare for the mission, and I think this job should have been yours - you now know that you are in another The world, right?”
Vanilla nodded. She still had this knowledge. Although she didn't understand what void was, the concept of "another world" was surprisingly easy to understand. It was regarded as another land that ordinary people could never touch but really existed. alright.
"Then you also know. The little crow, Medivh, is not a natural spirit in your world."
Vanilla snorted and looked a little depressed. Until last night, she had always firmly believed that she was with the spirit of nature. And used this statement to explain the bizarre sights in front of her and the strange shining things in this big house. But Anweina had already explained the situation here to her, so she naturally understood the so-called "natural "Spirit" is completely my own misunderstanding.
Lilina nodded with satisfaction: "But Anweina is indeed a god, a true god, and her gold content is higher than any god in your world. She is personally sealed by the Lord of the Void. In addition, if you look around, there are nine out of ten here. All can be called gods, or at least gods and demigods, and this is still classified according to our high standards. If it were placed in the ordinary world, then the fox dog we guard here - she is not here today, When the time comes, I will introduce you to my acquaintances - all of them are qualified to build a shrine for themselves. Do you understand what I mean? This is where the gods gather, and now a member of the gods has chosen you, and destiny guides you to become one of the gods. A spokesman among the gods.”
Vanilla looked at a group of us with reluctance. Some were playing cards, some were playing checkers, some were knitting. There was also a female gangster who was teaching Lin how to fight with her legs crossed. According to Lilina, this should be considered ten thousand dollars. Temple: Of course, Bingtis and his group belong to the outer gods, which is the nature of Poseidon’s visit to Jehovah’s house.
This Pantheon looks really friendly to the people.
Lilina also noticed this and wrinkled her nose and looked at me. I immediately understood and stood up and shouted loudly: "Be serious, be serious, Lilina is helping Little Devin preach, creating an atmosphere like a gathering of the gods. "
I paused, then suddenly had an idea, and looked at Bingtis: "By the way, I'm free anyway, please change the space, and I'll see if this family can put together a 'Feast of the Gods'."
These guys are really unambiguous. When they heard the parents and landlords speak, they immediately took action. Lin quickly cleaned up the chessboard, poker and small notes on the table (this guy deserves to spend his life doing groceries), and Bingtis gave him a wing. , suddenly the entire living room was filled with holy light, and then all the tables, chairs and furniture disappeared in the holy light. The living room extended in all directions, forming a hall that could almost be described as majestic in the blink of an eye: I saw the female gangster as soon as I saw it. This is where her Obsidian Palace was moved. There was a row of stunning black and red velvet thrones at the end of the palace. Sandora was the first to take her seat. She was shrouded in a pale golden halo, and the golden lines formed by the spread of her soul power formed a large mysterious pattern behind her. My elder sister also joined in the fun and stood beside her. A layer of black fog that could not be seen through surrounded her, and the pressure was amazing. Qianqian also sat at the edge with a cold face, and a huge hourglass phantom appeared behind her. Mori starred in the role, wearing the golden God of War suit, with one foot on the throne in a majestic and majestic manner. Kenser didn't know when he put on his medieval robe, and bathed in the holy robe like a Jesus. In the light, he looked at Vanilla kindly: "Child, you need guidance..."
The seats a few further out were not so reliable. Sisters Pandora and Viska were using rock-paper-scissors next to two chairs to decide their positions. The mercury lamp looked at the size of the chairs. After climbing up a few times, they became angry. He opened his wings and flew up, then placed a small stool for children on the throne before sitting down safely. Paopao sat cross-legged on the throne and played with his handheld device. He waved to us and said he was done with work. There was also a throne. It was empty, but a small voice came from the gap in the cushion: "Dingdang is here, Dingdang is here..."
Lin looked around and made sure that the height of the hall after being replaced by space was enough. Then in a burst of light, it turned into a majestic two-headed golden dragon. It suddenly became the most popular one on the scene, and then her tail She swept down at least seven thrones, accidentally knocked over the sculpture in the center of the hall with one paw, and blew half of the tapestry off the wall when she sneezed. She was quiet until she hung her head on the giant chandelier in a hurry. When we came down, the other head that could still move freely looked at us pitifully: "Yes...I'm sorry, I messed up again..."
After the earthquake-like movement in the hall finally calmed down, I tugged on Lilina's arm: "Do you think this is okay?"
Lilina looked dumbfounded and murmured to herself: "Oh, future boss, is this really going to happen in your pantheon?"
Xiaoxue's voice came from behind: "Of course not, my dad has never done the Pantheon at all, he thinks it's troublesome..."
Vanilla stared blankly at the group of people going crazy, then looked at a giant golden dragon with its head hanging on a chandelier and rolling its eyes, wrinkled her nose, and finally cried "Wow"... (To be continued. If you like this Works, you are welcome to come to (.com) to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation.)