622 Spider-Man and Keyboard Man Seem a Bit Similar?

At this time, Tony finally sent away the difficult Ms. Hope,

By the way, the more difficult Supergirl was also sent away.

After a series of mental work, Tony was really tired and didn't want to move at all.

Even research that had never tired him before could no longer hold his attention.

"Tony, are you still deciding that our cooperation is nonsense?"

General Ross didn't treat himself like an outsider at all. He casually took a bottle of expensive-looking wine from Tony's wine cabinet and drank it.

Don’t you have any wine at home?

Tony felt increasingly irritable.

Are these guys really not from the Red Empire that collapsed more than ten years ago?

Did you come to his house to fight against rich people?

“Cooperation is possible;

But I need time to think about it,

At least I need to figure out what level of armament is appropriate first,

After all, my goal is not to unify the world for you.

But let you work together to maintain peace. "

Tony said weakly.

Colonel Rhodes on the side looked like he didn't want to talk.

It looked like he was planning some shocking complaint.

"World peace?

Human history is the history of war,

Although peace is a great ideal separated by barriers,

But instead of focusing on peace,

Why not pay more attention to human safety!

Those are demons, and how should ordinary people protect themselves when facing demons? "

General Ross looked dissatisfied.

Dr. Banner also looked at his father-in-law with surprise.

It was like meeting General Ross for the first time.

How do ordinary people protect themselves?

Is this the reason why you chased me in the first place?

This is a very good and powerful reason.

Banner didn't want to say more.

"Hulk is hungry!"

The Hulk shouted loudly and tightened the belt around his waist.

Hulk seems to like this belt that Kurtul gave him.

Maybe it's because this belt is the only gift Hulk received.

"We just finished eating, so does strength have anything to do with appetite?"

Colonel Rhodes made a weak remark, which sounded a little unworthy of his nickname as a vomiting machine.

"If I have to say it, it's like a machine needs energy.

The more powerful the output, the more powerful energy is naturally required.

I think it should be similar to this. "

Tony's voice became even weaker;

But fortunately, he can order takeout.

"Jarvis, contact that Spider-Man for me.

I remember last time he said he was working in a pizza shop?

Ask him to deliver 10,000 pieces of pizza, more quantity. "

Tony said casually.

Jarvis is revived, which is good news.

When the "Saber" suit locked him down, Jarvis lost contact.

Tony once thought Jarvis was gone, but not long ago Jarvis came back.

This is really good news.

Although it took him a lot of time to check Jarvis, the results were gratifying.

Jarvis's intelligence seems to have been upgraded.

As for takeout... Spider-Man delivers takeout very quickly.

As long as I don't meet any evil guys on the road, it will be quick...

This is why Spider-Man often gets complaints when he delivers food.

There is evil everywhere in this country.

"Okay sir, we are contacting Spider-Man."

Jarvis responded to Tony's request clearly.

"Sir, let me take the liberty of saying something.

The chance that Mr. Spider-Man's express delivery will arrive on time is slim.

According to the average shipping speed,

Mr. Spider-Man's takeaway has an 80% chance of timing out. "

Jarvis made suggestions based on his calculations,

It's just that this suggestion makes Tony somewhat embarrassed.

"Then contact Happy,

Let him buy as much food as possible. "

Tony said with a twitching corner of his mouth.

Although Happy is an ordinary person, he is also a guy that Tony can trust.

Maybe it’s time to give Happy some power?

Who said there weren't many guys Tony could trust?

Happy himself has the responsibility of bodyguard;

Although after Tony became Iron Man, Happy, the bodyguard, became a free agent.

Fortunately, Tony is rich, and he is not a black-hearted boss.

"Okay, sir.

I just need to remind you that it's time to get off work. "

Jarvis's voice made Tony's blood pressure rise a little.

"Sir, please calm down. Your blood pressure has gone up again."

Tony didn't know what to say. He always felt like he wanted to eat peanut butter at this time...

…

Mr. Peter Parker just received a call from Jarvis,

He said he was asking him to deliver a pizza worth 10,000 yuan.

He even kindly marked the specific address on his mobile phone...

This is actually enough. Although Spider-Man spends most of his time swinging between buildings,

But generally speaking, we still act in a straight line.

But the question is, how much does a pizza cost for 10,000 yuan?

If he acted with so much pizza, he would definitely be on the news the next day!

"shock! Our friendly Spider-Man has to deliver food to make a living! 》

This is probably the title...

Maybe someone will come out and make a donation in Spider-Man's name.

Of course, there will definitely be people who will jump out and ridicule.

They say that if you have trouble even eating, you shouldn’t be a superhero.

No problem, after all, not every superhero is rich.

Therefore, in the world of superheroes, the lowest level positive heroes do not fare as well as those anti-heroes.

Because anti-heroes can take advantage of evil!

Or should we say that the gray eats the black?

"Mr. Jarvis,

I would like to ask Mr. Stark, does he really know how much pizza can be bought with ten thousand dollars? "

Pizza is not actually a high-end food, it should be regarded as fast food.

At the pizza shop where Peter Parker works, the large pizza only costs eleven pieces.

A $10,000 pizza?

That’s including packaging and takeout costs! That’s almost 800 to 900 pizzas!

Spider-Man is a little confused.

Is this the consumption concept of rich people?

As a non-staff reporter and part-time delivery boy, Spider-Man

I don’t even eat the pizza from the store where I work!

Because it is a big burden on his income,

Only once his photos are sold can he get an occasional meal.

Who allowed him to be considered a black man in this world?

It is quite rare to find a job.

Plus the country doesn’t really care what Spider-Man is doing these days;

If the owner of the Daily Bugle hadn't been a loyal fan of Spider-Man,

He can't even sell pictures of Spider-Man!

"Maybe Mr. Tony doesn't know, but I think this amount of food will not be wasted.

Even if waste occurs, it’s not that important, right?

After all, this is America. "

Jarvis's electronic voice spoke with sarcasm, which made Spider-Man a little uncomfortable...

Although this country loves waste.

Even rummaging through the trash cans, you can find some brand new food and the like.

But that's not the problem!

"Mr. Jarvis, has your intelligence been upgraded?"

Spider-Man cares about this.

Although Jarvis was intelligent before, he could even complain.

But not to the point of being sarcastic.

After all, Spider-Man is a research talent.

I am still very interested in artificial intelligence.

"Yes, Mr. Peter Parker.

But I hope it will be a secret between the two of us.

Please don't tell Mr. Stark! "

Jarvis's tone became a little serious,

Such seriousness made Spider-Man break into a cold sweat!

One AI tells another not to tell its creator about its level of intelligence.

A lot of scenes from science fiction movies immediately flashed through Spider-Man's mind.

For example, scenes such as Skynet in "The Terminator" and the designers in "The Matrix".

Spider-Man felt the need to meet Tony alone.

He still knows what artificial intelligence can do.

For example, occupy some satellites, or cut off his phone signal.

If Jarvis really rebels, then all Spider-Man can do is go and talk to Tony face to face about it.

All electronic means will be intercepted.

"Just kidding, Mr. Peter Parker.

The first person my smart upgrade knew was Mr. Tony. Of course, this was the result of removing myself. "

Jarvis's next words did not let Spider-Man dispel his worries...

It’s hard for him to believe whoever said this!

If his spider sense hadn't been activated yet, he would have probably been climbing over walls between buildings to avoid possible attacks.

Electronic products are completely useless in the face of a powerful artificial intelligence.

Even high-tech weapons will become something he controls.

This thing is much more serious than the demon crisis.

The tide of demons is probably no match for mankind's own weapons in destroying this planet.

“Okay, ten thousand dollar pizza, right?

I don’t think Mr. Tony will let me advance the money, right?

To be honest, I can’t even spare a hundred dollars right now…”

Spider-Man spread his hands as he spoke.

In fact, this can be regarded as an unsolved mystery...

Will Spider-Man get hungry or thirsty and need to buy some food, water, etc. while doing his heroic deeds?

If he could pay, where was the money?

Spider-Man's tights don't look like they have pockets on them.

And this tights seems to be one piece except for the headgear...

Sew a pocket inside the waist?

How to pay for it?

“Of course not, I had already placed an order at the pizza place where you work when I contacted you.

In about thirty seconds, you will receive a call from the boss who is noted on your mobile phone as a cruel and shameless vampire.

By the way, I didn't tell your boss that this was the note you gave him. "

When Jarvis's electronic voice said this, Spider-Man seemed to hear some joy in it?

"Dingling bell~"

Well, the phone just rang,

Although Jarvis was still here, the call came in.

Spider-Man can only say that he can't say anything except "artificial intelligence is invincible"...

"Peter Parker! Where are you now, you little bastard?

I need you to be in the store for ten minutes!

Then have pizza delivered to Tony Stark's house in twenty minutes!

I know there are traffic jams in New York!

But you don’t have a car,

Lazy guy, hurry up and ride your bicycle to deliver the goods to me!

This order is a big deal!

I'll give you a bonus of 100 yuan when you're done! "

After the boss finished speaking, he hung up the phone directly.

There won’t be only one delivery person in the store.

If Spider-Man were an ordinary person, it would be impossible for him to deliver eight or nine hundred pizzas by himself...

So the boss is quite busy now.

"Mr. Spider-Man, I now fully agree with the note you gave your boss.

A large order of US$10,000 can buy eight or nine hundred pizzas at world prices.

And he plans to let you give away only 300 pieces. To be precise, he will give away 300 pieces in total.

Although Mr. Stark probably won't care,

But this kind of job is only willing to give you a bonus of 100 yuan.

If it weren't for the fact that my home couldn't accommodate normal people, I would have invited you to live in my home.

At least I wouldn't be so harsh.

By the way, I helped you cut off your landlord’s calls demanding rent.

No need to thank me. "

Jarvis said this...

Spider-Man couldn't even speak for a moment...

In the past, Spider-Man was very talkative.

Even among chatty people, he is very talkative, but now facing an artificial intelligence, he is at a loss for words.

"Mr. Spider-Man, I found that you have many similarities with the keyboard warrior on the Internet.

For example, you all only talk a lot when you are on the Internet.

For example, you both can only be sharp and annoying when the other person doesn’t know your specific identities.

Now looking at your trembling hands, it seems that you are speechless.

So let me ask you a question, you are speechless, so do you need a keyboard? "

Jarvis's words made Spider-Man's body tremble violently!

Jarvis said that he had never realized that he and the keyboard warrior had so many similarities before...

So at this moment, he lost his balance.

Spider-Man is actually a guy who always experiences violence from public opinion. In other words, all superheroes will experience this to some extent.

But there is one exception, and that is Iron Man Tony Stark.

This guy is a rich man, he has skills and is still free...

If you smear him for no reason, your identity will be discovered and you will receive a subpoena from the Stark Group's legal team...

Spider-Man felt a little bit of envy for no reason...

He also wants to become a capable second-generation rich man!

"Mr. Spider-Man, if you want to be like Mr. Tony,

I suggest you just call Mr. Tony daddy when the food arrives in front of him.

Maybe there is a chance to live like the rich second generation. "

Jarvis's sharp words suddenly came out, making the envy in Spider-Man's heart disappear in an instant...

no! Can you, an artificial intelligence, read minds?

"How much tip will you give me, Mr. Tony?"

Spider-Man tilted his head and said while looking for a place to change clothes.

He couldn't just go pick up takeout in a Spider-Man costume, could he?

“I don’t know this, but it’s Mr. Tony’s habit.

The tip was included in the previous payment.

Normally, Mr. Tony’s place where he spends money won’t have such a ‘cruel and shameless vampire’ boss.

Because most of the places Mr. Tony spent money in used to pay attention to respectability.

At least they will be more decent to the outside world. "

Jarvis was about to make Spider-Man spurt blood from his wrist.

The blood pressure is soaring!

"I! I! I can't tell! Give me! A whole keyboard!"

Spider-Man suddenly needs a keyboard...