642 Humans Are Not Monkeys!
In the Batcave World Class Gun Club, classes are now in progress!
"So we have to listen to that head teaching us here?
Are all demons like this? Can they talk without a head or a body?"
Death Shooter looked at the little head on the table and said helplessly.
Balza's head was placed on the table, and he was constantly blinking at Luke.
"So what does this head want to say?
Why do I only see him winking at me?
Demons are all like this?"
Bloodsport looked at Balza who was blinking wildly and said with some dissatisfaction.
"Is this thing broken?
Why doesn't it talk for a long time?"
Jason Todd said with a roll of his eyes, and his eyes were dead fish eyes.
Obviously, he was not very interested in the so-called demon science course.
"Pa pa!"
Luke slapped Balza's head so hard that even the table where the head was placed had cracks.
"This thing seems to be wrong. I'll find a way to fix it."
Luke said puzzledly.
This thing seemed to have not spoken for a long time, and Luke felt a little embarrassed when it failed at this time.
At this time, a pair of fat hands reached out and directly held up Balza's head.
Then put it directly into his mouth!
Shark King!
A series of chewing sounds came from the mouth of Shark King Nana, and Balza was still blinking frantically, but still did not speak.
"Hey, shark! You spit out that head first!"
Luke stretched out one hand to try to lock the throat of Shark King, but soon he stretched out his other hand.
It was not a problem of insufficient strength, but that the shark seemed to have no neck, or the neck was too thick.
Luke could not complete the action of locking the throat with one hand.
Even the usual posture of grabbing the opponent's collar, which was a common posture of gangsters, could not be put out.
Because Shark King was shirtless.
"Crack!"
Luke's hands exerted force up and down, and successfully made Shark King open his mouth.
Then Luke put his head into the mouth of Shark King, trying to find the swallowed head in the dark space.
The shark king's throat is thick enough, and it is no problem to swallow a person directly.
Although the current posture seems weird to the Deadshot and others.
"Hey, are you in there?
If you are, then talk to me!"
Luke shouted a little irritably.
"You don't say anything, let me talk, I can't open my mouth!"
Balza's shouting sounded from the shark king's stomach.
At this moment, it looks like a golden retriever that swallowed a Bluetooth speaker, and the sound is coming out of the stomach.
If you open your mouth, the sound will be louder!
Luke forgot that the demon head could not speak before he gave Balza the order to speak.
The current environment has become this chaotic.
"Can this shark spit things out?"
Luke's hands are still stretching the upper and lower jaws of the shark king, but fortunately he took his head out of the shark king's mouth.
Obviously, the shark king will not feel very good in this posture. He is stretching out his fat hands to pat Luke's body.
It's like the movement of a seal patting its belly.
The sound was quite loud, but unfortunately Luke didn't react at all.
Uh...
Luke is the one with the highest defense among the barbarian warriors now. It's not that King Shark can't hurt him, but he can't hurt him in this posture now.
When he can only use his hands to exert force and has no weapons, King Shark really can't break Luke's defense.
"If he chokes, he will still vomit something.
But from the sound, the teacher you found for us doesn't seem to have choked his throat at all."
Bloodsport said helplessly.
"Fuck! He can't digest that thing!"
"So you can probably find him in the toilet tomorrow."
Death Shooter was holding a grenade launcher in his hand and looking at it carefully.
It seems that he is considering how to modify this gun to suit himself.
The feeling of powerlessness when shooting King Shark before still makes him uncomfortable.
"I don't want to dig a pit at all!"
Luke's eyes widened!
Then the hands that opened King Shark's mouth suddenly exerted force!
The previous blow had already opened the shark king's jaw to an abnormal angle, and this time it was directly 180 degrees.
Then Luke directly half of his body went into the shark king's mouth and began to grope in the shark king's stomach.
"Balza, you bastard! Make some noise for me!"
"Luke! The most unfortunate thing in my life is meeting you!"
Following the sound, Luke touched a round thing that looked like a head and took it out.
"Fuck! Whose head is this!"
Then he threw the head of unknown person on the ground.
Jason Todd watched this farce and directly took out his mobile phone to operate it.
I don't know if he was texting or sending text messages to someone.
"Kaba!"
"This thing has such a strong recovery ability?
I can't use any strength in this posture!"
Luke shouted in astonishment.
The shark king's jaw has recovered, and the sound just now was the sound of several broken teeth.
Luke's body was still mostly in the shark's belly, so he couldn't really use his hands in this position.
The feeling of being bitten on the waist wasn't very good either. Although it didn't cause any injuries, it felt terrible.
It was like an ordinary person stepping on Lego blocks barefoot.
"Batman is really not an ordinary person. Nanase's teeth can chew steel without any problem.
He didn't even break the skin when biting this guy!
He can know this guy, and he looks very familiar with him. Batman is definitely not an ordinary person!"
Bloodsport said this while watching Luke, who was cursing with Balza in the shark's belly.
"Don't make a fuss, Wayne is just an ordinary person.
I used to be his assistant. In addition to his excellent fighting skills, his physical fitness is almost the same as mine now."
Jason Todd said as he moved his eyes away from his phone.
Batman's pride is definitely a plus for them, the fanatical Bat fans.
"Wayne was an ordinary person before, but not now."
Luke said as he crawled out of the innermost part of the Shark King, holding Balza's head in one hand.
After leaving Nanase's mouth, he took out an iron rod with his other hand.
"I hope that when I go to see Maddock, he won't beat me because I used his weapon as a jack."
Luke said helplessly.
He hit Nanase with a club.
"This thing is definitely not a good thing! But fortunately, the barbarians are still tolerant enough when treating animals!"
Luke said with anger.
Bloodsport looked at Luke's actions and felt a little uncomfortable.
"Hungry~"
Nanasai rubbed the place where his head was hit, and then looked at the head on the ground that was basically digested.
"I said Nanase, don't eat what you vomited!"
Bloodsport said anxiously.
The so-called three-second rule is that if something falls on the ground and is picked up within three seconds, it can still be eaten if it is placed on food that has not been eaten.
This one has been digested for more than half!
"Okay, Balza! Popularize the knowledge of demons to them!"
Luke put Balza's head back on the table.
"Demons, most people in the world know about this thing, but not many people have actually seen it.
Even many places call demons differently, but it doesn't matter, I will..."
Before Balza finished speaking, Luke directly stabbed the iron rod into his mouth.
"Speak to the point! Have you gone crazy because you haven't spoken for too long?"
"Woo woo woo~"
Luke took back the iron rod.
"I..."
Luke stuffed it back again.
"You should know that only humans can swear in this world!
Now if you understand, speak properly.
Otherwise I will stuff you into the toilet!"
Luke stared at Balza's head and said.
"Demons come from the Burning Hell, they are alien invasive species!
I am the local demon!
In addition to being powerful, those guys also have all kinds of strange abilities.
But this ability is generally related to their race!
It's not like the local demons can do magic!"
Balza shouted hurriedly.
After he became an equipment, he lost the qualification to refuse Luke.
But the description of alien invasive species seems a bit strange?
Luke felt a little bit of malice, but couldn't tell why.
"So, if you want to put him in the toilet, why take him out of Nanase's stomach?
Anyway, let Nanase stand there and let him talk so that we can hear him."
Bloodsport asked with a strange look on his face.
"Because this is my equipment, it can provide resistance to fire.
At least ordinary fire can't hurt me."
Luke said after looking at Bloodsport.
Then Bloodsport nodded, as if he remembered some knowledge points.
"Without equipment, ordinary fire can hurt you?"
Death Shooter turned his head and looked at Bloodsport, or more accurately, at the bottle opener-like weapon.
That thing can not only fire bullets, but also spit fire.
"It can hurt, but I am also recovering when I am injured.
Ordinary fire can't kill me."
Luke said with deep meaning in his eyes.
It's just that he felt that his height seemed to have changed, and it was getting taller as he spoke.
Is this the high status of a teacher?
Bullshit!
He was lifted up by Nanase!
The Shark King was going to try to eat Luke again!
"My annoying fool! This thing is dumber than the bear on the holy mountain!"
Luke punched Nanase directly, and there were a few shark teeth on the ground.
But don't worry about the problem that the Shark King can't eat without teeth. No matter what kind of shark it is, teeth can regenerate.
"So you are the existence against the devil?
Is it the same as what is said in the storybook, when the devil does not appear in the world, you can't appear either?"
Jason Todd asked Luke in front of him with the mobile phone screen.
The mobile phone screen seemed to be some religion.
"No, there were devils in this world before me.
But that is what some mages deal with, although we are also very professional when facing demons. "
Luke pinned King Shark to the ground and used a guillotine target to strangle his neck.
This trick is very effective when used on humans.
Recently, several ancestors on the Holy Mountain have become very interested in this.
It was the infinitely powerful Kotur, and the one who was trained was Cassius.
These two loved all things wrestling and fighting.
"How many kinds of demons are there?"
Deadshot finally found his attention, looking at Luke who was more of a comedian than a warrior.
Anyway, he has no plans to fight Luke for the time being, at least until he comes up with a weapon that can penetrate King Shark's skin, he will not target Luke.
Luke looks tougher than King Shark.
“Anyway, if you divide them according to race, there must be dozens of them.
If you count the ranks of demons based on attributes and the like, there are countless ways to do it. To be honest, I'm not very good at math. "
Luke said casually.
But he seems a little excited now.
King Shark was stunned. It seemed interesting to be a playmate?
Moreover, this guy wants to eat people, so he doesn't feel guilty at all when he's playing hard.
"What kind of level are these demons?"
Death Shooter asked, pointing to the picture of the Sinking Demon on the monitor.
"This? It's considered rubbish in the Burning Hell.
Of course, it would be different if there was a Sinking Demon Wizard.
As long as the fallen magician is alive, these garbage can be resurrected indefinitely.
This is when the role of you gunners comes into play.
Although this is for ordinary people. "
When Luke said this, his expression became visibly depressed.
This group of fallen demons is just part of the demons that appeared.
Being able to meet a demon of this level can be said to be lucky or unlucky.
It is misfortune to see the devil!
"So who is the ultimate enemy?"
Bloodsport said very seriously.
These gunmen don't like to catch and kill whom when fighting, they like more important enemies.
Solving the biggest threats is their habit.
"The ultimate enemy?"
Luke himself hesitated when he heard this question.
Are you talking about the Seven Demon Kings of Hell?
Now the seven demon kings have become eight, and only two can still be found.
The others either disappeared temporarily or were taken care of by Bulqueso.
The remaining two are still fighting each other in the burning hell.
Said Malthael?
In this case, it would be even more troublesome to explain.
"You know that if there are demons, there will be angels, right?
The final enemy may be an archangel. "
Luke gave this answer after organizing the language for a long time.
It was always true that Malthael was an archangel.
"So the devil is really a monster raised by angels?
Let the devil destroy mankind, and then come out as a savior to promote faith? "
Deadshot said very unhappy, with murderous intent on his body.
If Gabriel were still around, he might have something in common with Deadshot...
"As much as I want to nod, it's a pity that these demons and angels were born long before humans."
Luke was speechless.
"Are you trying to say they ruled the world when humans were still monkeys?"
Bloodsport couldn't help but say.
"Fuck! I don't read much, but I also know that humans are not transformed from monkeys.
That's called an ancient ape!
besides! The Nephalem are not a product of evolution! "
Something about Luke is fucked up…