Chapter 1128 Small Theater 7 (Free Chapter)

In order to avoid Shi Yao knowing about his conspiracy, Lin Jiage went to the kindergarten at a time when Shi Yao had classes.

Lin Shi, a child who was taking a nap, had a face full of displeasure after being woken up by the teacher. However, when he saw Lin Jiage, he still called out: "Dad", and then said to Lin Jiage in an educational tone: "Dad, don't you know that disturbing someone's dreams is very immoral?"

Lin Jiage: "..."

Who has inherited this temperament that makes people quarrel with others?

Lin Jiage thought that he wanted something from Little Bulb, so he suppressed the desire to slap him, and then said, "I'm here to discuss business with you."

Business?

Lin Shi's child became interested: "What business?"

"I want to go home. If you help me, I will meet your conditions and buy you all the toys you want."

A thoughtful expression appeared on Lin Shi's childish face. After a while, he said, "This business is not impossible to discuss."

Lin Jiage: "..." What should I do? I really want to slap him!

"But, Dad, I have conditions."

Have you learned how to bargain? Lin Jiage raised his eyebrows: "Tell me about it."

Child Lin Shi: "First, Dad, from now on, you can no longer ask me to wash your socks, and you have to wash them for me."

Lin Jiage gritted his teeth and endured: "Okay."

Child Lin Shi: "Second, Dad, Mommy will sleep with you on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, but you will sleep with me on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays and Sundays."

Lin Jiage was angry: "Why do you have one day longer than me?"

"Then you have to ask, who stipulated that there are only seven days in a week. If there are eight days, then I will reluctantly give you another day!" Lin Shi said, putting on an impatient expression: "Dad , do you agree or not? If you don’t agree, forget it, I will go back and continue to sleep..."

"Agree, agree, agree...are there any other conditions?"

"Yes..." said the child Lin Shi, and started to clinch his fingers: "Third, dad, you want to take me to play games."

"Fourth, Dad, you have to help me write my homework. I know you must say that homework is my business and I have to complete it by myself. But those questions are so stupid that I really don't want to write them. It will lower my IQ."

Lin Jiage looked at his son's disgusting expression, nodded with disgust, and said, "Okay, okay, can the agreement be reached now?"

"Okay, but first you need a pen and paper to write down everything I just said and sign it."

? ? ? ? ?

Still need to sign a contract?

In his heart, Lin Jiage disliked his son because he had so many things going on, but he quickly took out a pen and paper and wrote down everything that Xiaoshen had just said.

Lin Shi took the paper and read Lin Jiage's words from beginning to end. He caught two typos and forcefully forced Lin Jiage to revise them. Then he took a pen and wrote his name, and then hooked up with Lin Jiage. He twitched his fingers and said like a little adult: "Dad, I wish us a happy cooperation in the future!"

then--

On the night when Lin Shi received the robot, he lured Shi Yao to the restaurant and secretly said to Lin Jiage, "Daddy, mommy will accompany you to dinner."

On the night when Lin Shi received Ultraman, he tricked Shi Yao into going to the swimming pool and secretly said to Lin Jiage, "Daddy, mom will swim with you."

On the night when Lin Shi received the train, he tricked Shi Yao into a hotel suite, gave Lin Jiage a condom, and secretly whispered into Lin Jiage's ear: "Dad, mommy will sleep with you."

Do you think the story is that simple?

No no no...

There was something wrong with the condom that Lin Shi's child gave Lin Jiage.

Because Mr. Lin told the child Lin Shi that he came to this world because of him, the little snack curiously asked his great-grandfather why it was because of him. Mr. Lin felt proud and told the truth.

Although Little Snack didn't know why he came to this world after pricking a needle in the colorful bag, but he remembered...

So he, who had always wanted a sister, stole the condoms from the bedside table at home and didn't forget to poke each one.

That night, Lin Jiage and Shi Yao spent the night in the hotel, while Lin Shi's child went to his old house. When he fell asleep, he looked at Sun's mother who was handing him milk and said with a mysterious face: "Grandma Sun, believe it or not, I'm about to I have a sister."