Six Hundred and Fifty-One Miracle Medicines Are Invented Inadvertently

Ouyang and Zhang Fan's mentality may not be understood by those who come from rich families. Isn't it just a little money? After losing money, it's great. I will go home and inherit billions of dollars in family property.

Ordinary people can definitely understand it.

For example, to buy a house, you have to take out all the savings of five or six wallets to buy a concrete pier. To be honest, from looking at the house to buying the house and finally paying the money, if you miss a glance, you will not be able to sleep at night. I am afraid There was a problem in the middle and I was cheated.

This is the mentality of Ouyang and Zhang Fan now.

Moreover, experts generally don't cheat people, and it's not common to cheat people. For example, if you really want to invest millions of dollars in it, but at the end they say it failed, Ouyang and Zhang Fanlou didn't even have time to cry.

The most important thing is that both Ouyang and Zhang Fan have been experts in deceiving people, and they know the nature of experts too well.

For example, in the early days, the country sent a batch of surgical vehicles to various impoverished old border areas, and Chasu divided them into two. At that time, Chasu Hospital and Renjiahua Hospital were still developing side by side.

The dean of Kehua Hospital did not give up either.

Ouyang began to fool the leaders, saying that there were no two surgical vehicles, Chasu Hospital would be forced to close soon, and it would soon be unable to continue its operation. Anyway, it is as serious as it is, it is really something out of nothing.

In the end, the Chasu government had no choice but to buy another car for Ouyang, more than two million yuan. At that time, Chasu's leader in charge of finance was almost beaten by an elementary school teacher who owed wages. So, Ouyang and Zhang Fan couldn't help but get money from the government that relied on bank loans to pay civil servants' salaries.

I was afraid that Zhao Yanfang and Xiaowanzi's experts would turn around and do this to them.

My ancestors were never rich, it's so f*cking.

For a whole day, Zhang Fan, Ouyang, Lao Chen, and Ren Li who came later, stayed in and out of the laboratory all day long.

"It's not over yet! I can't even look at the mice, so the last two mice will die of joy!" Old Chen secretly whispered to Zhang Fan.

Zhang Fan was insane, he was almost out of the bone, but with a word from Old Chen, Zhang Fan regained his energy.

"Ask Zhao Yanfang, I don't think it's appropriate to ask." Zhang Fan pays more attention to this aspect, especially with women of similar age. He avoids contact as much as he can. Although his face is indeed a bit dark, he is still attractive.

Old Chen didn't care, although his face was white, but his face was wrinkled,

Those who didn't know thought it was like covering their face with white gauze from the operating room.

In the laboratory, "How much is your heart rate and how much is your breathing?" Sitting in front of the computer, Zhao Yanfang asked the experts from Wanziguo over and over again.

The experts from the Maruko Kingdom stared at the monitor and inside the glass case with red eyes, staring at the two black mice dressed like the Teletubbies.

To be honest, the two black mice were probably happy at the beginning, because they have never seen the opposite sex since they were born.

I thought I would have to disembowel and then feed arsenic, but I didn't expect such a good thing to happen.

After wearing a heart rate monitoring device, the two mice started.

In the end, this thing is also a hard job. If the mouse can speak human language, it will definitely say: Your uncle, quickly drag me to eat arsenic, the skin is broken, why don’t you pee!

"The heart rate is normal, the breathing is normal, and the blood sugar has started to drop, and it is time to supplement glucose." The experts from the Maruko Country are speaking smoothly now, if you don't listen carefully, you may think that Lao Ju is talking.

Record once every ten minutes, and record once every ten minutes.

To be honest, scientific research is more boring than surgery.

If the operation is boring, maybe I can still drive with the little nurse, or ask the old nurse to tell me what kind of moths the old man at home has been playing recently, and whether I am drooling at the girls wearing suspenders or black silk on the street again.

Anyway, it can be adjusted.

But the laboratory is not good. Various data, such as this experiment, sometimes, one pair is not accurate, and often dozens of pairs of mice are opened there. Really, only the mice can’t bark, Otherwise, the sound of a laboratory, how can it be called a...

It's scary to think about it

After Zhao Yanfang finished recording, Lao Chen stopped asking. What he could think of, they had already prepared everything. Before going out, Lao Chen glanced at the mouse whose tongue had come out, and Lao Chen couldn't help shivering.

As a male, what he was looking forward to at first has been made so digital. Really, think about it again, if he is dressed like this when he is at home with his wife, and then he is stared at by others, his whole body My goosebumps are getting up.

"I gave sugar to the mice, and it was the sugar they made themselves. It is said that the purity is several levels higher than that used by humans."

"Oh!" Zhang Fan felt extremely anxious right now, as if two villains were fighting in his head.

For a while, we expect the experiment to be effective, and for a while, we hope that the experiment will not work.

To be honest, he has rarely been so entangled.

How big is the benefit here? If the experiment is really going to be successful, just buying the patent will be enough for the tea hospital to lie down and eat for several years.

Human beings have made great progress in medicine, to be honest, it feels like they are advancing by leaps and bounds. In fact, to be honest, people pay attention to anti-cancer, anti-rheumatism, anti-Parkinson, etc., and absolutely do not care about the efficacy of drugs for men and women.

This is not an exaggeration at all.

When there was no sildenafil, many hospitals and laboratories were making this type of drug. China is no exception.

The way Huaguo is taking is a bit different. If it’s food supplements, the Siberian tigers eaten by big bosses of all levels dare not come. Can you not be afraid!

Or to invigorate the kidneys. Back then, many bosses took Liuwei Dihuang Pills Concentrated Pills. Just this medicine, it seemed to be a secret recipe. But every pharmaceutical factory produced this medicine. It is more popular than Shanzha Pills. It is definitely not an exaggeration. .

Some people even suffered from liver failure after eating this stuff, eating three meals a day like jelly beans, the accumulation of poison and toxicity, he will die whoever dies!

And the other type is even more ridiculous, Ah San Shenyou, in fact, this thing was produced by a small pharmaceutical factory in Huaguo. If you want the other party to call, you need to spray the magic oil.

Then post a photo of a yoga monk or some old man with a white beard, which really has a sense of mystery.

This gadget was all the rage back then, and many customers used it in hairdressing salons that had to pull down the iron fence for business at any time.

What exactly is this thing? To put it bluntly, it is an anesthetic. It is rubbed on the tip of the gun. I don’t know if it is bright or not. Anyway, it can make the user feel lighter and weaker, just like the money for beauty, haircut and shave. , Do not give up until the skin is worn out.

But this thing has the biggest drawback, that is, long-term use will cause it to become really soft. If it is really soft, no matter whether you are playing and singing everyone or a charming star, you will not be hit.

To be honest, this is the thinking of Huaguo Pharmaceutical Company, fast money, fast money, and fast money is a must.

And Europe and the United States are also fighting.

There's a joke here, it's true.

Back then, doctors from the andrology department held conferences in Belgium or Austria. Anyway, it was a small country that gathered many top men’s doctors from Europe and the United States. There was no sildenafil back then.

Then, everyone talked about their own research results, but none of them were particularly satisfactory. The biggest problem with various drugs is the side effects.

To put it simply, various drugs can make a man's spear shine, but they all have a side effect, that is, after long-term use, when the drug develops resistance, the spear that was originally able to pick up a dry towel will directly become completely damaged. I can't pick up a napkin.

This is why sildenafil became popular all over the world later. This thing does not have this side effect. Although it may cause heart failure, is it a hero who is afraid of death? no!

Just when everyone felt that the meeting was fruitless, an old doctor in Mishima, over eighty years old, opened the door and came in.

Then he said: I have achieved results, and there are no side effects.

Everyone doesn't believe it, because how many people have studied it for so many years, what can you do as an old man.

The old man took off his pants

Really, in a venue with hundreds of people, an old man in his octogenarians took off his pants, this thing could be on the news.

As a result, he showed his spear and said proudly: "This is my own achievement."

You didn't know the atmosphere at that time. The major pharmaceutical companies were crazy, and they couldn't wait to drag the old man to ask for the name of the medicine.

Think about it, an eighty-year-old man, this is not an eighteen-year-old boy!

As a result, although the drug developed by the old man is useful, it has disadvantages. It is an injection, and it is not an intramuscular injection, but a blood vessel injection, and it needs to be injected on a long gun. Really, this old man Mishima is also fighting.

When the old man mentioned the treatment method, the people of the pharmaceutical company were shocked.

This thing, unless it is a person who really has no other choice, who the hell would give himself an injection beforehand, it hurts even thinking about it. If you go to the beauty salon with the iron fence, take out the needle and give yourself a needle, then you can't scare Teacher Tony to death!

Although the medicine has no side effects, this method of use is too frightening, really frightening.

However, the drug was still popular for a while at that time, and after Sildenafil came out, there was no more.

These drugs are mainly for ED.

For example, Sildenafil, if you are a barbarian king, you will still be a barbarian king after taking the medicine. Should you vomit in five seconds or vomit in five seconds?

However, this is already quite good, which gives many hopeless people the hope of passing on the family line and having children.

As for the extension of time, compared with ED, the reputation is not so great.

For example, it is called the third brother, but it is actually a magic oil made by Huaguo himself. And it is said that this thing is very popular in the meatball country. This thing can shine brightly on one side, and it can also maintain the durability of the gloss over time.

But once there is drug resistance, the consequences can make men cry to death.

In modern medicine, there are roughly three types of drugs for prolonging time.

One is psychological intervention. To put it bluntly, it is to let the patient relax, and then stop thinking about it, and think about why the earth revolves around the sun and other mysterious problems.

The other is anesthesia, which is the same method as Shenyou. The last one is SSRI drugs.

What is SSRI supposed to do? Just like sildenafil, it was originally used to treat cardiovascular drugs, while SSRI was originally used to treat depression.

There is one price for this thing when it is anti-depressant, and another price when it is used to clean guns. Really, it’s too chicken to play.

When this drug was discovered, many patients did not respond well to depression and other diseases after taking this drug. Patients who could try the drug did not return the drug to the doctor. Take the medicine secretly and go home!

And after the onset of the disease, it was discovered that although the patient was frantically foaming at the mouth, the spear turned out to be bright. The doctor shocked the patient with an electric baton, but the patient was still a pillar of the sky.

So, later this thing was used to treat premature (a) ejaculation.

Many people, many men, in order to prolong the time, did not follow the doctor's advice, and doubled their food intake. After eating too much, not to mention the drop in blood pressure, the calm group did not change their face when they saw the earth explode.

And eating this thing for a long time can indeed change a man from one minute to two minutes, but eating too much of this thing will induce suicide.

Of course, the market for this drug is not as big as the market for sildenafil after all. People who understand this stuff will naturally understand it, and those who don't understand it will be hard to explain.

Anyway, I'm done having a good time, so I won't worry about other people's having a good time!

"Zhang Yuan, you and the leaders should go home first, I don't think it will end in a while."

Lao Chen looked at Zhang Fan's tired face and said.

To be honest, Zhang Fan is really exhausted. He finally realized why his master had put down the scalpel before he was eighty years old. Scientific research is really frustrating!