Showing Off on the Train
Everyone knows that the food on the train not only tastes bad, but is also ridiculously expensive, so most people are unwilling to eat in the dining car. It has nothing to do with whether you have money or not. If you are not really hungry and there is nothing else to eat, I am afraid that few people would be willing to come to the dining car.
Xia Tian didn't care about it, and Liu Meng's requirements didn't seem to be too high. However, in order to allow his skills to recover faster, they maintained physical contact at all times. When they were not practicing dual cultivation, they held hands. In this way, under the dual effects of Liu Meng's ice and fire spirit body and the ice and fire elixir in Xia Tian's body, Xia Tian's skills would recover faster.
However, two people only have four hands. When two of them have to hold together, it is not so convenient to do things with the remaining two hands. Now Xia Tian and Liu Meng are sitting next to each other, Xia Tian's left hand is holding Liu Meng's right hand, so Liu Meng can only eat with his left hand.
"You little rascal, I don't know how to eat with my left hand, you feed me!" Liu Meng tried to pick up food with chopsticks a few times but felt it was inconvenient, so he became unhappy and asked Xia Tian to feed him.
Xia Tian didn't have any objection to this. He was happy to feed his wife. So, he ate a bite and fed Liu Meng a bite. He didn't abuse himself, nor did he neglect his wife. It was the best of both worlds.
However, in the eyes of others, these two people are too disgusting, disgusting to the point of giving people goose bumps. After they had been eating and drinking for half an hour, someone finally couldn't stand it anymore and complained to his friend in a low voice: "Damn, isn't it just a pretty girl? Is it necessary to show off like this? Damn, although that girl is pretty, I've seen one before. I saw one in a nightclub a few days ago. It only cost one thousand yuan a night, which is cheap!"
"Don't brag, no matter how pretty the girls in the nightclub are, they can't be this good." His friend quickly whispered, "But this girl is too ostentatious. Damn, she's just being so ostentatious when having a meal. She might as well be in bed!"
These were two young men in their twenties, both in suits and ties, and they looked pretty good. The guy who complained first wore a pair of glasses and seemed quite gentle, but the words he just said were obviously not very gentle.
"No way, a loser finally hooked up with a fair, rich and beautiful girl, so of course he has to be attached to her." The gentleman-looking man with glasses looked at Xia Tian with a bit of disdain, "But this guy is too stupid, if he wants to show off, he should go to a crowded place, why show off on a train!"
"What do you mean by fair, rich and beautiful? Do fair, rich and beautiful women take trains? I think black fungus is more like that." His friend disagreed, "If she could be fair, rich and beautiful, I would be tall, handsome and rich!"
The two of them were talking in low voices, not knowing that Xia Tian and Liu Meng could actually hear them. Of course, at this moment Xia Tian and Liu Meng hadn't realized that these two idiots were talking about them, so they were still eating happily, taking turns to eat.
"That's right. Being tall, handsome and rich is not valuable nowadays. At least you make hundreds of thousands a year, which makes you barely considered tall, handsome and rich." The man with glasses complimented his friend.
"You earn more than me now, so aren't you tall, handsome and rich?" his friend replied.
"Come on, salespeople like us, no matter how much we earn, we can't be considered tall, handsome or rich. We are destined to work hard." The man with glasses shook his head. "I have to travel frequently. Damn, I spend half of my time on trains and planes every month. I tell you, I take the train now to save money for the company, but actually I just want to rest on the train."
"That's right, you can really rest in this car. It's a pity that there are no ladies in this car, otherwise it would be more comfortable to find one to have fun together." The friend of the man with glasses nodded, but when he said this, he looked at Liu Meng with an obscene look in his eyes.
"Damn, I always feel that girl is a prostitute, because she looks familiar to me, maybe I have seen her in a nightclub." The man with glasses whispered, "How about we go over and ask her?"
"Forget it. She has a man now. Even if she really is in that line of business, it's impossible for her to do business now." Although the friend of the man with glasses was a little tempted, he still shook his head.
"It's hard to say. As long as the price is right, I don't believe she won't be tempted. We have to stay in the car all night. It will be too boring if we don't have some fun." The man with glasses obviously didn't give up.
"Go have some fun with your mom!" At this moment, a sudden curse sounded, "You two idiots, I really can't stand it anymore!"
There weren't many people in the dining car at the moment, but there was still someone there. After hearing the shouting, everyone, including Xia Tian, Liu Meng and the dining car staff, looked over unconsciously, and then they saw a girl with short hair.
This girl with short hair looks quite heroic and is not ugly, but her dress lacks a bit of femininity. However, her figure is well-defined and can be said to be good. In fact, she is not alone. There is also a man in his twenties with her, who is tall and handsome.
The man and woman sat very close to the two men, so it was not unusual to hear their conversation. However, at this moment, the young man was whispering to the short-haired girl: "Xiao Lin, forget it, this is none of our business."
"Hey, little sister, who are you scolding?" The man with glasses frowned and looked at the short-haired girl named Xiaolin, seeming a little puzzled. In his opinion, he didn't seem to have offended her, right?
"I'm scolding you two idiots!" This girl named Xiaolin is obviously not the gentle type. Not only does she dress like a boy, but she also scolds people like a man. "You are two idiots who want to eat swan meat. You actually set your sights on my idol!"
"Little sister, are you okay?" The friend of the man with glasses said in a bad tone, "Did we provoke you or something? We are just eating and chatting here, and we didn't talk to you, but you just kept cursing at me. If you are really sick, go to the hospital, don't go crazy here!"
"You're the one who's fucking sick!" The short-haired girl Xiao Lin continued to curse, "You're bullying people because they're far away and can't hear you talking, right? I heard it, you two idiots, that's Witch Meng Meng, my favorite singer, and it's ok that you didn't recognize her, but you actually guessed what nightclub she worked in, you two idiots, do you believe that as long as I post a Weibo online, you don't even have to get off the train, hundreds of people will come and beat you up so hard that your parents won't be able to recognize you?"
Before the two could react, Xiao Lin angrily cursed again: "I've seen a lot of idiots, but I've never seen more idiots than you two. You're simply the best among idiots!"
"Witch Mengmeng?" The man with glasses' face suddenly changed, and he couldn't help but look towards Liu Meng again.
"Hey, little rascal, they seem to be talking about me!" Liu Meng finally reacted and shouted, "But little rascal, what does that mean by white, rich, beautiful, black fungus?"
"I don't know, but they're definitely not good people." Xia Tian pulled Liu Meng and came to the two people in a flash, "Sister Meng, these two idiots are talking nonsense. What do you think, should we kill them first and then throw them off the train, or just throw them off the train and let them die?"
"Oh, I'll beat them up first and then throw them down. Let me throw it, don't try to grab it!" Liu Meng was unhappy now that she knew these two people actually treated her as that kind of woman and said so many nasty things.
Liu Meng was unhappy and thought the matter was very serious. After she said this, she picked up a pair of chopsticks and beat the two men without saying anything else!
That’s right, her current weapon is a pair of chopsticks. Don’t think that chopsticks cannot be used as weapons. In fact, even ordinary people would be very serious if they stabbed someone with chopsticks, let alone a Jindan stage master like Liu Meng?
Fortunately, Liu Meng didn't want to beat the two men to death immediately, so she was measured in her attack. She just used chopsticks to hit the two men so hard that they screamed in pain.
"Help... Help..." The two men kept shouting for help, but of course there was no effect and no one came to help them.
“Mercy…Miss, please spare me…” The man with glasses immediately began to beg for mercy.
"I won't let you go!" Liu Meng snorted and finally stopped using chopsticks. She kicked the man with glasses and he flew up into the air. Then, he flew out of the train window.
Everyone was stunned. This witch Mengmeng actually kicked someone off the train?
Just as they were in a daze, Liu Meng kicked the other man down again.
"You little rascal, do you think they will fall to death?" Liu Meng asked after kicking both of them down.
"Sister Meng, based on the strength and direction of your kick, I estimate that those two idiots will not die. They will probably just lie in bed for a year or two." Xia Tian said after thinking for a while.
"Why didn't you tell me earlier?" Liu Meng was immediately unhappy. "I should have stepped harder if I had known!"
"Sister Meng, I can go down and kill them now." Xia Tian said seriously.
"Forget it, I won't bother with them." Liu Meng pouted, "I'm not full yet, I want to continue eating, come on, feed me!"
Liu Meng pulled Xia Tian to sit down again, and then started eating in that disgusting posture as if no one was around.
Another half an hour later, they finally finished their lunch. There were not many people in the dining car at this moment, and from beginning to end, no train police came to trouble them. Instead, the girl named Xiaolin came up to Liu Meng and asked for an autograph. It seemed that she was really a loyal fan of Liu Meng.
However, when Xia Tian and Liu Meng returned to the box after dinner, they were surprised to find that there was one more person in the box, a man in his thirties. However, this man was not sitting in any seat. In fact, he was lying on the ground.