Who Is in the Mood to Tell You a Joke?

There was a commotion in the banquet hall. There were a few screams coming from the beautiful waitresses, but more were arrogant curses. Almost in an instant, hundreds of people stood up, as if they were going to rush up and besiege the police.

"Everyone, take your seats." A faint voice sounded, and Xue Xiaodao stood up as he spoke. "Waiter, add two tables for me. These police officers are guests from far away, and I can't neglect them!"

"Yes, Mr. Xue." Several waiters responded and then left to do their work.

"Cuff him and take him away!" Leng Bingbing was very straightforward. He gave the order directly without saying any nonsense.

The two members of the Bingbing Task Force behind Leng Bingbing also walked towards Xue Xiaodao without saying a word, and took out handcuffs as if they were going to handcuff Xue Xiaodao.

"Stop!" A deep voice shouted, "Who are you? What are you doing here?"

At the same time, a dozen people stood up and rushed in front of Xue Xiaodao, blocking the two policemen from the Bingbing Task Force.

"I'm Leng Bingbing, the captain of the Jianghai City Police Task Force!" Leng Bingbing glanced at everyone present, "I'm here today to arrest Xue Xiaodao and his drug trafficking gang members. Anyone who dares to hinder law enforcement will also be arrested. I'll only say this once!"

"This is Xingcheng City. What qualifications do you, the Jianghai police, have to come here to arrest people?" The person who said this was the same man who had previously shouted to stop, a middle-aged man with an equally dignified appearance. "I'm from the Xingcheng Procuratorate. Your actions are totally against procedure!"

"As a prosecutor, you are actually hanging out with drug dealers. You have no right to question my procedures!" She looked at the middle-aged man coldly, her eyes full of contempt. Then, she waved her hand again, "Arrest him. Anyone who dares to resist will be shot!"

"Yes, Captain!" The rest of the team members also rushed forward. As members of the Bingbing Task Force, on the first day they joined the Bingbing Task Force, Leng Bingbing told them that they did not need to obey anyone's orders except her, and they did not need to be afraid of offending anyone except her, because no matter who they offended, she would be there to support them.

Of course, they would not really offend anyone randomly, but they really felt that there was nothing to be afraid of as for the people in Xingcheng, they could just catch them and leave, and return to Jianghai City, which would be their own territory, and they would not have to worry about anyone in Xingcheng retaliating against them. That is why, even though they are now facing at least a few hundred people, they do not think it is a big deal.

What made them even more confident was that the man in the windbreaker standing next to Bingbing, Xia Tian, ​​had come in person, so they had nothing to worry about!

"Wait!" Xue Xiaodao spoke again, "All of you move aside. I want to talk to this Officer Leng first."

Xue Xiaodao's men were very obedient and immediately retreated behind Xue Xiaodao.

"You guys come back first, I want to hear what he wants to talk about." Leng Bingbing also spoke at this time.

The dozen or so police officers naturally stepped back immediately, while Xue Xiaodao took two steps forward with a charming smile on his face: "Officer Leng, today is my son's tenth birthday. I have always wanted to be a good father, and I think a good father should celebrate his son's birthday. So, I hope Officer Leng can give me some face. Even if you need my cooperation in investigating a case, please come after the birthday party. How about that?"

"You can arrange your affairs with your son now, because once you enter the police station, you will never come out again." Leng Bingbing said coldly.

"Officer Leng, I have always been a reasonable person. If someone asks me to be a good father, I will make his family happy. If someone asks me not to be a good father, I will also make him not be a father..." At this point, Xue Xiaodao paused, and then continued: "Or, not be a mother!"

"Are you threatening me?" Leng Bingbing looked at Xue Xiaodao with a mocking look.

"Officer Leng, you are wrong. I am just talking to you reasonably." Xue Xiaodao shook his head.

"I like people who are reasonable." A lazy voice sounded, and it was Xia Tian who finally spoke, "Bingbing, let me talk some sense to this idiot!"

"Husband, you..." Leng Bingbing looked at Xia Tian with a questioning look, not understanding what he wanted to do for a moment.

"Bingbing, let me do it. I've said before that I will make sure that no one dares to sell drugs to Jianghai City again." Xia Tian said slowly.

After a short pause, Xia Tian continued, "Bingbing, just have your people guard the door and don't let anyone out. Well, if anyone wants to come in, just let them in."

Leng Bingbing hesitated for a moment, but still nodded: "Okay."

Soon, more than a dozen members of the Bingbing Task Force were guarding the two exits of the reception room. As for Leng Bingbing, she was still with Xia Tian.

"Hey, that idiot named Xue Xiaodao, do you know who I am?" Xia Tian shouted at Xue Xiaodao.

Naturally, his words caused a lot of curses.

Xue Xiaodao waved his hand, and the living room became quiet again.

"I usually only get to know smarter people." Xue Xiaodao looked at Xia Tian with a cold look in his eyes.

"How can an idiot like you know a smart person?" Xia Tian said in disbelief. "Forget it. An idiot like you definitely won't know a smart person like me. So let me introduce myself. My name is Xia Tian, ​​the Xia of spring, summer, autumn and winter, and the best sky in the world."

"So you are Xia Tian. I've heard of your great name for a long time." Xue Xiaodao's tone was quite calm and he didn't seem panicked.

"If you, an idiot, had really heard of my name for a long time, you wouldn't have done such an idiotic thing now." Xia Tian shook his head. "Well, let me talk to you first. I am the best man in the world who loves his wife the most. Bingbing is my wife. Bingbing doesn't like people selling drugs in Jianghai City, but you let people sell drugs to Jianghai City. In other words, you made my wife unhappy, and I must make my wife happy again. So, I want everyone to know that whoever dares to sell drugs to Jianghai City in the future will end up like you. Not only will I take down your drug den, but I will also torture you so hard that you wish you were dead. Well, do you have any objections?"

Hearing this, everyone was stunned. Almost everyone on Xue Xiaodao's side thought that this guy was mentally damaged, otherwise why would he say such nonsense?

However, his cold subordinates began to feel sympathy for Xue Xiaodao. This poor kid would never have a good life again.

As for Leng Bingbing, she began to realize that her husband was going to do something shocking, but she did not stop him. To her, what she needed was substantive justice, and the process was no longer that important.

Xue Xiaodao also looked incredulous. He stared at Xia Tian for three full seconds, then laughed: "Xia Tian, ​​are you kidding me?"

"Pa!" The crisp sound of a slap shocked everyone.

Xia Tian's move was not very fast, he deliberately slowed down so that almost everyone could see clearly that he slapped Xue Xiaodao in the face!

Except for Leng Bingbing and others who came from Jianghai City, the other hundreds of people in the banquet hall thought they had seen it wrong. They could never have imagined that someone would dare to do this. In this world, there was actually someone who slapped Xue Xiaodao in the face in front of hundreds of Xue Xiaodao's brothers!

If someone stabbed Xue Xiaodao or shot him, they would think it was no big deal. Xue Xiaodao had enemies, and it was normal for someone to stab him or shoot him. However, Xia Tian slapped Xue Xiaodao in the face. This was not to kill Xue Xiaodao, but a humiliation to him. In the eyes of some people, this was even the ultimate humiliation to the entire Star City, both the black and white worlds!

Leng Bingbing was relatively calm. No matter what Xia Tian did, she would not be surprised, because he was not someone else, but the one and only Xia Tian, ​​her only man.

As for the people from the Bingbing Task Force, they had a lot of admiration for Xia Tian. He was so damn handsome. When they were handling cases in the past, if they met some big shots, they were always verbally attacked or even humiliated by the other party and they were helpless to do anything. But now, Xue Xiaodao was actually slapped in the face by Xia Tian. Although it was not their doing, they felt very good and relieved. Xia Tian is Xia Tian, ​​in one word, awesome, even awesomer than Mengniu!

But Xia Tian's actions did not end there. Before anyone could react, he raised his foot and kicked Xue Xiaodao in the crotch, saying in dissatisfaction, "Idiot, who has the mood to tell jokes with you? I only know how to tell jokes to appease my wife!"

"Ugh!" Xue Xiaodao finally let out a scream. Any man who was kicked in this position would definitely be in excruciating pain. Even though Xue Xiaodao had experienced many ups and downs, this kind of pain was the first time he had ever experienced it. So, he couldn't bear it any longer. While screaming, he covered his crotch with his hands, bent over in pain, and finally fell to the ground.

Xia Tian's kick was still not fast, but it was very heavy. Xue Xiaodao might not be able to be a man for the rest of his life. Of course, he didn't have any second half of his life.

"Damn it, he's looking for death. Brothers, go ahead and kill him!" After a brief silence, someone finally reacted.

Along with the shout, at least dozens of people stood up. Unfortunately, these people could only stand up. They only felt a figure flash past them, and then they found that they could not move. They just stood there like a sculpture.

However, more people then stood up, but unfortunately, they could only stand up, and then they could not move. Less than a minute later, the others who were still sitting found that they could not stand up even if they wanted to.