Chapter 359 Amitabha, 2 Meat and 1 Vegetarian Will Do (3 Chapters)
Ye Fei really didn't dare to talk to these three guys anymore, he was afraid that the more he broke up, the more he would collapse, especially Master Huineng, even though he was a monk, but whether it was Ye Fei, Taotie or Brother Baozuan, the three of them They all want to add the word "flower" in front of this product, this girl doesn't look like a traditional monk at all.
"Everyone, the time for the live broadcast has arrived, we don't want to talk nonsense, let's start the broadcast."
Ye Fei turned on the computer and entered the live broadcast room.
At this time, there were already a bunch of people in the live broadcast room. He first checked the number of people online, 4,275,392 people!
This is another terrifying record.
Before the live broadcast started, there were already more than 4 million people waiting. What kind of concept is this?
Also as an anchor, Brother Baozuan came over the moment Ye Fei turned on the computer. Seeing that Ye Fei's live broadcast room had more than 4 million people at the beginning, he burst into foul language.
"Fuck, do you want to be so exaggerated?"
Taotie also came over to have a look, and said, "It's only about four million people?"
So Brother Baozuan wanted to fight Taotie, your sister, can you not use the word "cai"?
More than four million people, big brother, can you imagine what kind of situation this is? You have to know that there are hundreds of people, all kinds of people, ten thousand people, boundless, not to mention more than four million people, if you gather these four million people, you will feel dizzy just looking at it, believe it or not ?
Master Huineng also glanced at Ye Fei's online number, and then this girl took out a small notebook from the bag she was carrying, opened it and read it.
Several people were all wondering what this guy was doing, so they hurried over.
As a result, when they saw the content written in this little book, they all almost fainted.
Taotie: "..."
"Wori, Monk, this book of yours...you have recorded all the online numbers of God Ye every time?"
Master Huineng clasped his hands together and said, "The poor monk is just doing an experiment to see if Ye Shen can set a record every day. Now it seems that it is indeed the case."
Everyone: "..."
"Master, let me kneel down for you again. I thought I was a fan of Ye Shen, but I didn't expect you to be the real fan."
Huineng laughed and said, "Too much is too much, I do it now and then when I read scriptures."
Brother Baozuan has completely lost his temper. As an anchor, what kind of fans have he never seen? But he can swear that this is really the first time he has seen die-hard fans like Master Huineng and Taotie, this is too exaggerated.
In order to participate in Ye Fei's live broadcast, one squatted and waited for twelve hours at the door without eating or drinking, and the other actually recorded the number of online viewers of Ye Fei every live broadcast in detail. Iron powder, no, this shit is stainless steel powder!
Why don't I have such a strong fan?
He suddenly envied Ye Fei.
Ye Fei was also amused by Master Huineng, and said, "Thank you, Master, for your support."
Hui Neng laughed.
Ye Fei only turned on the camera at this time, and the moment he turned on the camera, the live broadcast room became lively.
"Shit, God Ye, you're not on time today, how late are you? One minute!"
"Damn it, I was really scared. At 12:10, I saw that Ye Shen's video hadn't been turned on yet. My heart went straight to my liver. "
"Damn, Ye Shen is really too naughty today, you are testing our heart's endurance."
"Oh, Ye Shen, can you stop playing like this in the future, I can't stand it."
"Damn, I thought my computer was broken, and I punched it several times. It turned out that God Ye didn't turn on the video, and it exploded."
Ye Fei smiled apologetically and said: "Everyone, I'm really sorry. It's a little late and I kept you waiting for a long time. Now we will start today's live broadcast. It is still the old rule. Before the live broadcast, we want to introduce some of our live broadcast guests today. ,
The difference from the past is that there are three live broadcast guests today, well, let's invite the first one now. "
When everyone heard that they were going to introduce guests, they all became excited.
"It's time to introduce, it's time to introduce, who's the first one?"
"Brother Baozuan, I don't like it. I used to be on DD's side. I watched this guy's show, and there is nothing new except eating."
"I don't want to see Brother Baozuan either, he looks so feminine, if he doesn't eat a lot, I really doubt he is a girl."
"Pfft~~ Do you want to do this? Brother Baozuan is actually pretty good."
"I'm still looking forward to Taotie. As Ye Shen's first batch of fans, it's really not easy. It took me so long to get a guest spot."
"Haha, I want to watch Huineng. I have never seen a monk watch a live broadcast. I want to see what kind of top monk this is."
Ye Fei turned his head to look at the three Taotie, and said with a smile, "Three, who will come first?"
Brother Baozuan hurriedly retreated. He also saw the news of the audience in Ye Fei's live broadcast room just now. This guy really wants to vomit blood. Why is I a girl? Don't like me yet, don't you still watch my show?
Master Huineng made a gesture of invitation to Taotie, and said, "Gentleman Taotie, please first."
Taotie grinned and said, "I'll be the first. Although I'm ugly, I'm very gentle."
Ye Fei stepped aside, and Taotie sat down in front of the video, grinning at the video and laughing.
When everyone in the live broadcast room saw Ye Fei step aside, they knew that the guest was about to appear, and they all stared intently.
But after staring at it, he suddenly found a giant mouthed beast in Ye Fei's video, which didn't scare many people to pee.
"Fuck, what the hell is this?"
"I wipe, what a big mouth."
"This... a hippopotamus?"
"Your sister Hippo, is this... brother Taotie?"
Finally someone saw the person in front of the video and asked tentatively.
Taotie saw that someone said he was a hippopotamus, but he didn't care. He knew that his mouth was really big, and said, "Everyone, I'm Taotie, not a hippopotamus. Make a food live broadcast."
Many people started to smile.
"Gaotie, it's okay, the main reason is that you appeared so suddenly just now, we weren't mentally prepared at all."
"Yeah, it seems that brother Taotie is really recognizable now."
"Yeah yeah, very personal."
"Brother Taotie, it is also a kind of luck to see your true face in Mount Lushan."
Just when everyone was chattering, suddenly a fan named Koai Guinness sent a series of horrified expressions, and then said: "Big mouth Fang? Are you Big mouth Fang?"
Taotie didn't expect that someone would know him, he smiled and said, "Haha, no one has called this name for a long time."
The audience is also very curious, Taotie is just Taotie, how did it become Dazuifang again?
"Brother, what's going on?"
"Do you know brother Taotie?"
Love Guinness said: "Everyone, if I'm not mistaken, Brother Taotie's real name should be Fang Budong. In the past, everyone might like different things and pay attention to different things, so everyone is unfamiliar with Brother Taotie. As for people, before watching Ye Shen’s program, I liked some extreme things. To put it bluntly, I like the best in the world, so I subscribed to the Guinness monthly magazine. I remember that the title introducing brother Taotie at that time seemed to be the most in the world—the mouth that swallows mountains and rivers with anger! Isn't it? Brother Taotie."
Taotie laughed out loud, and with this smile, his mouth got bigger.
"Yes, that is indeed me, but it was a long time ago, and now this title has been taken away by an Indian."
Seeing the conversation between the two, everyone was dumbfounded.
"Fuck it, is it real or not? Brother Taotie has even entered the Guinness Book of Records?"
"My God, brother Taotie... this is a world celebrity."
"Hahaha, I didn't expect a big mouth to have such benefits."
"Of course it's good to have a big mouth. A big mouth eats all directions."
Taotie didn't say anything to the crowd, he simply showed his face, and then stepped aside.
Master Huineng wanted Brother Baozuan to introduce him first, but when he looked back, Brother Baozuan was five meters away, so he sat in front of the video.
As soon as he sat in front of the video, the whole studio was blown up.
"Pfft~~~ Bald head?"
"Could this person be Master Huineng?"
"Bullshit, besides him, who else is a monk among God Ye's three guests?"
"Fuck, this head is so bright."
"It's so round."
"It turns out that the round head looks really good with a shaved head."
With a smile on his face, Huineng clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, all benefactors, poor monk Huineng, is a monk at Qingyun Temple in Qingyun Mountain. Anyone who goes to Qingyun Temple to offer incense and make a wish can enjoy a 20% discount with this video."
Everyone: "..."
"Hahaha, what the hell, this monk... this monk is so superb."
"Emma, die laughing, Huineng, are you sure you're not a fake monk?"
"Damn, this monk came here to advertise? Aren't you afraid of being blamed by the Buddha?"
"Monk, it's wrong for monks to love money so much."
Hui Neng shook his head and said: "My Buddha Tathagata once said that monks don't love money, the more the better, the Buddha is still like this, let alone me, a small monk who is practicing in the secular world? Besides, all the money I earn is used to honor my Buddha. The Buddha will not blame you if you have plastic gold on your body."
This guy speaks clearly and logically, and looks like a big reason, which really makes everyone at a loss for what to say.
Hui Neng introduced himself briefly, and then stepped aside. Brother Baozuan didn't say anything at first, but later Master Huineng dragged him over and pressed him directly in front of the video.
Baozuan is so depressed, but the matter has reached this level, he can only say hello to everyone, and then get out of the way.
Seeing that all three people have been introduced, Ye Fei said: "My friends, I have met all three guests, so our live broadcast will officially start now. Since Master Huineng is here today, let's make some vegetarian dishes..."
As a result, before Ye Fei finished speaking, he heard Master Huineng chanting the Buddha's name and said: "Amitabha, Ye Shen, two meat and one vegetable are enough."
Ye Fei: "..."