Chapter 357 Tonight's Moon Is Really Round (1 Chapter)

Ye Fei rushed back from Yuemen in a hurry, and when he arrived at the gate of the farmhouse, he found that the three guests had already arrived.

Just seeing the appearance of these three guests, Ye Fei was a little confused, because these three guests really have too much personality, Brother Baozuan is not bad, he is quite good-looking, not too handsome, at least A little worse than himself, well, Ye Fei thinks so, but Taotie and Master Huineng are really eye-catching.

It wasn't until this time that Ye Fei knew why Taotie was called Taotie. This girl's mouth is not usually big. Taotie's mouth is so big that he can eat anything. I guess this guy is similar.

There is also Master Huineng, with a bright and round head, which is reflective even in the noon sun.

Time goes back twelve hours... You read that right, it goes back twelve hours, that is, around midnight last night.

A person came to the door of Ye Fei's farmhouse. This person got off the taxi, then took out the huge suitcase from the trunk, looked up at the farmhouse in front of him, this guy was so happy that he was about to jump up, mouth He kept chanting: "God Ye, I'm here, God Ye, I finally saw you, and I can eat the best food soon, wow..."

With that said, the man came to the door of the farmhouse, looked at the closed door, then stabilized his excitement, and knocked on the door.

At the beginning, he didn't dare to use too much force, but gently knocked three times, and shouted: "Ye Shen, Ye Shen, I'm Taotie, can you open the door?"

Inside the farmhouse: "..."

Like a quiet mass grave, you can even hear the whining of a few night beasts in the distance.

Taotie scratched his head, thinking what's going on? What about people?

He thought the sound of his knocking on the door was quieter, so he knocked harder and said loudly, "Ye Shen, Ye Shen, are you home? I'm Taotie, can I open the door?"

Inside the farmhouse: "..."

Still.

Taotie was a little uneasy, thinking what happened? no one there? Could it be that the residence is too far away from the gate, and the sound of knocking on the door is so low that I didn't hear it?

Thinking of this, this guy increased his strength, stopped knocking on the door, and directly clenched his fists, banging on the door of the farmhouse, and smashed it.

At the same time, Taotie almost exhausted all his breastfeeding strength, and shouted at the top of his voice, "Ye God, Ye God, open the door, I am Taotie, the one who often brags and farts in the live broadcast room, I will be your live broadcast guest tomorrow, can you open the door?"

This time, Taotie thought that God Ye would never fail to hear him again, he had exerted his utmost strength.

But after waiting for a while, this guy had the urge to cry, because there was still no response from the farmhouse, and there was no one at all.

Taotie is crazy, thinking what is going on, how can there be no one? In the middle of the night, the taxi has left, so where are you going?

Pulling the suitcase, this guy almost went around the farmhouse, and finally returned to the gate, and then put the suitcase aside, the famous local tyrant squatted at the door of Ye Fei, shrinking his arms , blowing a small wind, the little liver is cool.

"It's really beeping the dog. If you don't come so early, why is God Ye not at home? I was thinking that if I came a little earlier, I could have an extra delicious meal. This is a hammer, that's it. It's just a little bit of wind, ahhhhh, I miss my soft and warm Simmons so much."

After waiting at the door for a while, Taotie thought Ye Shen would come back soon, so he persisted.

But after waiting for more than an hour, what Taotie waited for was that the mountain wind was stronger. Although the current wind blowing on his body was not too cold, it couldn't hold it for a long time.

"Damn it, God Ye probably won't come back tonight at all, I want to watch the moon and see the dawn tonight."

Taotie's little heart is about to shatter,

Squatting at the door of Ye Fei's farmhouse, sniffling his nose for a while, tightening his more than 20,000 suits for a while, then looked up at the round moon in the sky, and muttered to himself.

"The moon is so round tonight."

At the beginning, this guy was fine and could hold on, but after four o'clock in the morning, Taotie couldn't hold on any longer, and this guy fell asleep in a daze, but one of them didn't pay attention and sat on his buttocks. On the ground, he didn't even bother to move, so he leaned against the wall, feeling a little more comfortable, and went back to sleep.

This sleep lasted until six o'clock in the morning. While he was sleeping soundly, he suddenly felt someone touch him.

Taotie woke up with a jolt, he thought it was Ye Fei who came back, jumped up from the ground, and said excitedly: "Ye God, Ye God, you're finally back... what the hell, what the hell?"

When he saw the person in front of him clearly, Tao Tie's whole body was in a mess, and he saw a guy with a bright head standing in front of him, clasped his hands together, and looked at him with a smile.

"Benefactor, are you gluttonous?"

Taotie looked at the great monk in front of him, suddenly understood, and hurriedly returned the gift.

"Infinite Heavenly Venerable, sir, are you Master Huineng?"

This guy spanned three fields in one sentence, and he didn't care.

Master Huineng laughed and said, "It's the poor monk. I didn't expect the gluttonous benefactor to come so early."

As soon as he mentioned this, Taotie wanted to go crazy.

What did I say in my heart that I came so early, I came quite early, I came here yesterday, and I squatted here all night.

"Just here, just here." This guy didn't want others to know that he had been squatting here all night, so he lied.

Master Huineng laughed and said, "It seems that I really have a predestined relationship with the gluttonous benefactor."

"Haha, yes, yes, Master Huineng came quite early."

"It's okay. Actually, I arrived around twelve o'clock last night. I thought it was so late, maybe Ye Shen had already rested, so I found a hotel in the city to rest for the night, and came here early today. Thinking that the gluttonous benefactor came earlier than me."

Taotie suddenly didn't want to talk to Hui Neng, because the monk always caught on to this topic to talk to him, your sister, I was sleeping here when you came, do you think I came earlier than you? Can't you change the subject?

This guy hummed a few words and ignored Huineng.

Hui Neng didn't care either, maybe the monks are used to being alone, and it doesn't matter if there is anyone talking.

At this time, the sky was already a little bright.

Standing outside the farmhouse, Master Huineng observed the farmhouse, and suddenly burst out laughing, startling Taotie.

"Monk, you are sick!"

Master Huineng: "…..Sponsor, how do you say this?"

"Why are you happy alone when you're fine? You startled me."

"Haha, I saw Ye Shen's farmhouse is in a good location, so I laughed."

".....Do you still read Feng Shui?"

"Know a thing or two."

"How is God Ye's yard doing?"

"Look, benefactor, God Ye's courtyard runs from east to west, and the bamboo building is in the east. This is a dragon. The dragon comes out of the east, and the head of the dragon is in the east. God Ye is at the head of the dragon. Good luck."

"..."

Although Taotie doesn't know Fengshui, when he heard Huineng say this, he knew that this monk was absolutely nonsense, Nima even pulled out the dragon, what is it?

He was completely uninterested in talking to Hui Neng, and sat alone on the suitcase and yawned.

Suddenly, he heard Hui Neng muttering and began to chant scriptures. Curious, Taotie stood up and moved a little closer to hear what scriptures were being recited. After hearing clearly, Taotie exploded.

Huineng's mouth was moving quickly, and he read: "If you eat grapes, don't spit out the grape skins; if you don't eat grapes, pour out the grape skins..."

Taotie: "..."

"Master, are you really a monk?"

Hui Neng opened his eyes and said, "It really is."

"But the scripture you read... Which country's scripture is this from?"

Hui Neng blushed and said without heartbeat: "How can this be a scripture? It's a tongue twister. It's a joke to tell the benefactor. I'm not good at eloquence. I can't read the scriptures in my stomach, so I finally feel that I have to Practice tongue twisters more when I have nothing to do, the effect is still very good, and I can read many scriptures slowly, so I persisted and it gradually became a habit. I hope the owner will not laugh at me. "

Taotie: "...Fuck, is this okay?"

"Yes, it works."

"Okay, you're awesome."

"The donor is too rewarding, Amitabha. If you eat grapes, you don't spit out the grape skins. If you don't eat grapes, you pour out the grape skins. If you don't eat grapes, you don't spit out the grape skins. If you don't eat grapes, you pour out the grape skins..."